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>be me >horny as f--- >also autistic and a little bit retarded >decide to contact an japanese c-list stage actress who's in her 30s almost 40 >finally dig her contact email after 2 hours >I tell her that I'm a huge fan of hers, and I would love to send her pics of me jerking off to her pictures and that it would be very secretive since I'd worry that this could tarnish her reputation. And that my "desire" for her is too great >press send >post nut clarity hits >end up feeling a little bit embarrassed after doing that >brush it off thinking that nothing will happen anyway >3 days later (today) I receive an email that I don't recognize >it's all written in japanese >I copy all that and paste on google translate >it's from the same actress saying that she accepts >but will not reply to my emails anymore despite creating a fake one ? 1.95 MB GIF >and that I should send the pics to this email instead of her real one >she f------ accepted Should I ignore her? Or do I go on with this? My heart is racing a lot s--- I wasn't expecting that
>be me >horny as f--- >also autistic and a little bit retarded >decide to contact an japanese c-list stage actress who's in her 30s almost 40 >finally dig her contact email after 2 hours >I tell her that I'm a huge fan of hers, and I would love to send her pics of me jerking off to her pictures and that it would be very secretive since I'd worry that this could tarnish her reputation. And that my "desire" for her is too great >press send >post nut clarity hits >end up feeling a little bit embarrassed after doing that >brush it off thinking that nothing will happen anyway >3 days later (today) I receive an email that I don't recognize >it's all written in japanese >I copy all that and paste on google translate >it's from the same actress saying that she accepts >but will not reply to my emails anymore despite creating a fake one ? 1.95 MB GIF >and that I should send the pics to this email instead of her real one >she f------ accepted Should I ignore her? Or do I go on with this? My heart is racing a lot s--- I wasn't expecting that

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Anonymous k 100 KB PNG 02/10/24(Sat)13:52:23 No.913739334 Hi /b/ I would just like to start off by saying that I am 100% straight, but I have some questions. You know the drill
Anonymous k 100 KB PNG 02/10/24(Sat)13:52:23 No.913739334 Hi /b/ I would just like to start off by saying that I am 100% straight, but I have some questions. You know the drill

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Anon doesn’t believe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BOKING SOCIAL BE 02/12/24(Mon)04:54:23 No.196191929 kek what a bitch.jpg 34 KB JPG 196 Replies / 42 Images 1 LIQUONICE BOXING SOCIAL >You still believe in me right anon? MDE never dies remember? Remember World Peace 1? not 2, remember when I owned all those libtards in that TedX talk? Oh man those times when I owned Idubbbz was so memorable am I right? >Hey you got a dollar you can donate? View Thread
: Anonymous BOKING SOCIAL BE 02/12/24(Mon)04:54:23 No.196191929 kek what a bitch.jpg 34 KB JPG 196 Replies / 42 Images 1 LIQUONICE BOXING SOCIAL >You still believe in me right anon? MDE never dies remember? Remember World Peace 1? not 2, remember when I owned all those libtards in that TedX talk? Oh man those times when I owned Idubbbz was so memorable am I right? >Hey you got a dollar you can donate? View Thread

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Anon grows a brain | /r/Greentext

The west is rising. Civilization is saved. Billions will be born 52 KB JPG >read on here about women all being fat ugly w----- passed around by chads >read about how it's over cause the zoomer manlet cutoff now is 6'3" and how every guy is a roided up giant millionaire with a massive c--- and they are all fighting over ran through mid bitches >actually start going outside doing s--- >like 60% of the women I see are all slim and fashionable >w----- are few and far between and judged harshly in social groups >90% of guys I see are shorter and uglier then me >all of them broke and either skinnyfat or just morbidly obese >everybody is broke as f--- What's going on wherever you live brehs?
The west is rising. Civilization is saved. Billions will be born 52 KB JPG >read on here about women all being fat ugly w----- passed around by chads >read about how it's over cause the zoomer manlet cutoff now is 6'3" and how every guy is a roided up giant millionaire with a massive c--- and they are all fighting over ran through mid bitches >actually start going outside doing s--- >like 60% of the women I see are all slim and fashionable >w----- are few and far between and judged harshly in social groups >90% of guys I see are shorter and uglier then me >all of them broke and either skinnyfat or just morbidly obese >everybody is broke as f--- What's going on wherever you live brehs?

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Anon loves Taylor Swift | /r/Greentext

File: taylor.jpg (442 KB, 1600x1526) O Anonymous (ID: GFr44Xil 02/11/24(Sun)23:53:23 No.458371942 I don't care if I have to vote for Biden. I would let Taylor Swift stomp on my balls with combat boots. I would let Taylor Swift take my c--- and hot glue it to a flag pole. I would let Taylor Swift puke in my mouth, and then proceed to f--- it with a strap on. I would let Taylor Swift take a stapler and staple my balls to the back seat of her Toyota. I would let Taylor Swift circumcise me and then feed me the foreskin. I would let Taylor Swift shove a cactus in my ass then make me walk on leash through Las Vegas on the 110 degree concrete. I would suck Taylor Swift's dad off just to get a taste of where she came from. I would let Taylor Swift do ANYTHING to me. I love her so much.
File: taylor.jpg (442 KB, 1600x1526) O Anonymous (ID: GFr44Xil 02/11/24(Sun)23:53:23 No.458371942 I don't care if I have to vote for Biden. I would let Taylor Swift stomp on my balls with combat boots. I would let Taylor Swift take my c--- and hot glue it to a flag pole. I would let Taylor Swift puke in my mouth, and then proceed to f--- it with a strap on. I would let Taylor Swift take a stapler and staple my balls to the back seat of her Toyota. I would let Taylor Swift circumcise me and then feed me the foreskin. I would let Taylor Swift shove a cactus in my ass then make me walk on leash through Las Vegas on the 110 degree concrete. I would suck Taylor Swift's dad off just to get a taste of where she came from. I would let Taylor Swift do ANYTHING to me. I love her so much.

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Anon doesn't know how to explain his sins | /r/Greentext

II Anonymous 138864934 51.6 kB JPG 0 min. ago >"Anon how do we watch the superbowl?" >"Here mom ill just bring it up with my amazon account." >"Recently Watched: Hazbin Hotel? What's that, anon?" My family is Christian what do I do
II Anonymous 138864934 51.6 kB JPG 0 min. ago >"Anon how do we watch the superbowl?" >"Here mom ill just bring it up with my amazon account." >"Recently Watched: Hazbin Hotel? What's that, anon?" My family is Christian what do I do

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Literally me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Elden Ring 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 02/11/24(Sun)18:05:07 No.666727830 knight.jpg 462 KB JPG 25 25 25 25 257 88888888 >start new game >"I'm doing something different this time" >still finish the game as a knight with a sword and shield why am I like this?
: Anonymous Elden Ring 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 02/11/24(Sun)18:05:07 No.666727830 knight.jpg 462 KB JPG 25 25 25 25 257 88888888 >start new game >"I'm doing something different this time" >still finish the game as a knight with a sword and shield why am I like this?

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anon likes dick | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240211_234927.jpg (143 KB, 1080x839) Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)17:55:57 No.913799566 [Reply] >>913801202 Am i gay? >be me> >11pm> >j------- like usual while watching p--- on my phone> >phone dies, can't find the Charger> >decide to j------- without it> >for some reason, it feels good when i j------- while looking at my d---> >after 10 minutes have the hardest f------ nut in my entire life> >next day, found my Charger and tried it again, this time while watching p---> >not even comparable> >find out i'm attracted to watching my own d---> >mfw> Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)17:56:31 No.913799582 I'd say you're a narcissist Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)18:39:18 No.913801202 >>913799566 (OP) Gonna need to see your d--- to give a better answer.
File: IMG_20240211_234927.jpg (143 KB, 1080x839) Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)17:55:57 No.913799566 [Reply] >>913801202 Am i gay? >be me> >11pm> >j------- like usual while watching p--- on my phone> >phone dies, can't find the Charger> >decide to j------- without it> >for some reason, it feels good when i j------- while looking at my d---> >after 10 minutes have the hardest f------ nut in my entire life> >next day, found my Charger and tried it again, this time while watching p---> >not even comparable> >find out i'm attracted to watching my own d---> >mfw> Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)17:56:31 No.913799582 I'd say you're a narcissist Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)18:39:18 No.913801202 >>913799566 (OP) Gonna need to see your d--- to give a better answer.

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Identity Theft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EmKay 149 KB PNG deserve. 02/10/24(Sat)14:33:10 No.76418248 >10% Damien >90% content farm I should start a channel like this. I have a reddit account, I'm fat and have a jolly fat guy voice, I'm optimistic. I should give everyone the Bootleg Damien they
Anonymous EmKay 149 KB PNG deserve. 02/10/24(Sat)14:33:10 No.76418248 >10% Damien >90% content farm I should start a channel like this. I have a reddit account, I'm fat and have a jolly fat guy voice, I'm optimistic. I should give everyone the Bootleg Damien they

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Anon finally gets a day off. | /r/Greentext

File: grimmaceman.jpg (752 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:06:43 No.76402443 >be me >low tier retail wagie >finally get day off, got my vidya ready >phone rings, I can see it's work >don't even know why I answered it, I think I was panicking >it's my manager calling me in of course >>76402516 >>76402532 >>76403339 >think fast and say "ah, do you think if I come in I can have some sniffs?" >she starts laughing and is like yeah, you can have some sniffs anon >get called into her office when I get there >she motions for me to get down on my knees >she unbuttons her pants and pulls them down a little >even with her underwear on I can tell she has a fine innie >it is really clean and shaven accept for a little patch in the middle >take a few deep sniffs, it is absolutely exquisite >she has this smirk on her face the whole time because she knows I will do anything for a sniff >she pulls her pants up and sends me out to work >mfw none of this actually happened >mfw I didn't get any sniffs >mfw I actually just got called in on my day off and nobody even said thank you
File: grimmaceman.jpg (752 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:06:43 No.76402443 >be me >low tier retail wagie >finally get day off, got my vidya ready >phone rings, I can see it's work >don't even know why I answered it, I think I was panicking >it's my manager calling me in of course >>76402516 >>76402532 >>76403339 >think fast and say "ah, do you think if I come in I can have some sniffs?" >she starts laughing and is like yeah, you can have some sniffs anon >get called into her office when I get there >she motions for me to get down on my knees >she unbuttons her pants and pulls them down a little >even with her underwear on I can tell she has a fine innie >it is really clean and shaven accept for a little patch in the middle >take a few deep sniffs, it is absolutely exquisite >she has this smirk on her face the whole time because she knows I will do anything for a sniff >she pulls her pants up and sends me out to work >mfw none of this actually happened >mfw I didn't get any sniffs >mfw I actually just got called in on my day off and nobody even said thank you

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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 02/11/24(Sun)23:59:58 There is nothing worse than being born poor No.913802074 >born in middle of nowhere >surrounded by retarded hillbillies >everyone is addicted to meth, alcohol, etc >everyone hoards dogs and loud animals and leaves them outside all day >no women >the few people are all psychopaths >no place to get fresh food >stores only sell cigarettes, booze, etc >every time I go outside I see people with more money and better lives than me >everything broken down depressing and rusted >no vacations, no happiness, no beaches
: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 02/11/24(Sun)23:59:58 There is nothing worse than being born poor No.913802074 >born in middle of nowhere >surrounded by retarded hillbillies >everyone is addicted to meth, alcohol, etc >everyone hoards dogs and loud animals and leaves them outside all day >no women >the few people are all psychopaths >no place to get fresh food >stores only sell cigarettes, booze, etc >every time I go outside I see people with more money and better lives than me >everything broken down depressing and rusted >no vacations, no happiness, no beaches

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Oh Say Can't You See | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: REr6gKaj) Why are they like this? MOSCOW 02/11/24(Sun)19:28:42 No.458341563 WWW.C We're here to interview the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. TCN X 618 KB PNG >Tucker Carlson is pushing Russian propaganda by interviewing Putin. >Carlson lied about being the only journalist to ask for an interview, we asked thousands of times before him. Why is it ok for BBC or CNN to interview Putin whereas if tucker does its Russian propaganda?
Anonymous (ID: REr6gKaj) Why are they like this? MOSCOW 02/11/24(Sun)19:28:42 No.458341563 WWW.C We're here to interview the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin. TCN X 618 KB PNG >Tucker Carlson is pushing Russian propaganda by interviewing Putin. >Carlson lied about being the only journalist to ask for an interview, we asked thousands of times before him. Why is it ok for BBC or CNN to interview Putin whereas if tucker does its Russian propaganda?

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US election 2024 in a nutshell | /r/Greentext

File: hurrdurr2.jpg (38 KB, 673x379) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)18:57:15 No.839041388 HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR O Anonymous 11/01/20 (Sun)19:23:07 No.839042269 File: 20201101_042110.jpg (78 KB, 316x331) HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)20:25:23 No.839044397 >>839044602 >>839044627 >>839044714 >>839044989 >>839046257 File: Download.jpg (9 KB, 278x182) >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR
File: hurrdurr2.jpg (38 KB, 673x379) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)18:57:15 No.839041388 HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR O Anonymous 11/01/20 (Sun)19:23:07 No.839042269 File: 20201101_042110.jpg (78 KB, 316x331) HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)20:25:23 No.839044397 >>839044602 >>839044627 >>839044714 >>839044989 >>839046257 File: Download.jpg (9 KB, 278x182) >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR DURR HURR DURR >HURR DURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRRRRRR >HURR HURR DURR RRRRRRRRRRRR

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File: Screenshot 2024-01-16 2.5(...).png (226 KB, 853x729) Chi Diary 31: Humiliation De -OOO3O ■ Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:17:24 No.913789312 ► >>913789552 >>913790333 >>913791781 >>913792743 >>913796654 >>913797871 Tell your deepest darkest secrets/regrets thread! >In this thread, you can share some of the deepest and darkest secrets that you have anonymously. >Whatever it is, you will be fine in the end because you are anonymous on here. >> Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:20:30 No.913789450 >> FBI glowie this doesn't work. Stop making these retarded threads. Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:22:35 No.913789552 ► >>913790362 >>913795535 >>913789312 (OP) >met a cool older guy at work >he would buy me and my friend alcohol to hang out with him >found out he was gay and wanted to f--- us >friend stopped hanging out with him, but I didn't >older guy started giving me money to hang out with him >eventually hanging out turned into him kissing me and licking my a------ and jerking me off >told myself it was just for the money, but I kind of liked my body being worshipped by a lonely older guy >did this for about 5 years >eventually the older guy died from a blood clot because he was an alcoholic that only ate fast food and didn't exercise >wish I could have helped him live longer >regret enabling him in that regard >i'm the one that found his body because he had no friends or family, other than me >still miss the old guy
File: Screenshot 2024-01-16 2.5(...).png (226 KB, 853x729) Chi Diary 31: Humiliation De -OOO3O ■ Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:17:24 No.913789312 ► >>913789552 >>913790333 >>913791781 >>913792743 >>913796654 >>913797871 Tell your deepest darkest secrets/regrets thread! >In this thread, you can share some of the deepest and darkest secrets that you have anonymously. >Whatever it is, you will be fine in the end because you are anonymous on here. >> Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:20:30 No.913789450 >> FBI glowie this doesn't work. Stop making these retarded threads. Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)14:22:35 No.913789552 ► >>913790362 >>913795535 >>913789312 (OP) >met a cool older guy at work >he would buy me and my friend alcohol to hang out with him >found out he was gay and wanted to f--- us >friend stopped hanging out with him, but I didn't >older guy started giving me money to hang out with him >eventually hanging out turned into him kissing me and licking my a------ and jerking me off >told myself it was just for the money, but I kind of liked my body being worshipped by a lonely older guy >did this for about 5 years >eventually the older guy died from a blood clot because he was an alcoholic that only ate fast food and didn't exercise >wish I could have helped him live longer >regret enabling him in that regard >i'm the one that found his body because he had no friends or family, other than me >still miss the old guy

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C It I killed my neighbor's dog and told my pastor and he told me not to come to church anymore and to focus on a therapist. >Be me >14 at the time >S------- ginger kid down the street >Constantly is an a------ and makes fun of me >Decide to try to be friends with him to find any weakness he has >Eventually become friends by the end of the summer >Fire-crotch gets new dog >Dog is cute but I know what I must do >Decide to play with dog super rough until it breaks skin >Run home and tell parents that dog bit me >Go to hospital and report dog bite to police >City has a no tolerance policy because of shitbulls >Watch as fire-crotch gets his new dog put into cops car >Dog gets put down It was one of the only times I've ever felt joy. Not sure why my pastor didn't just forgive my sins. Any recommendation for any other branches of religion would be helpful. Non-denominational churches suck anyway.
C It I killed my neighbor's dog and told my pastor and he told me not to come to church anymore and to focus on a therapist. >Be me >14 at the time >S------- ginger kid down the street >Constantly is an a------ and makes fun of me >Decide to try to be friends with him to find any weakness he has >Eventually become friends by the end of the summer >Fire-crotch gets new dog >Dog is cute but I know what I must do >Decide to play with dog super rough until it breaks skin >Run home and tell parents that dog bit me >Go to hospital and report dog bite to police >City has a no tolerance policy because of shitbulls >Watch as fire-crotch gets his new dog put into cops car >Dog gets put down It was one of the only times I've ever felt joy. Not sure why my pastor didn't just forgive my sins. Any recommendation for any other branches of religion would be helpful. Non-denominational churches suck anyway.

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493432534.png (537 KB, 1366x768) google yandex iqdb wait TCN No.458125200 >>458125322 # >>458125482 # >>458125587 # >>458125611 # >>458125746 # >>458125959 # >>458126702 # >>458126808 # >>458126904 # >>458127007 # >>458127008 # >>458127104 # >>458127111 # >>458127124 # >>458127739 # >>458127855 # >>458127896 # >>458128024 # >>458128122 # >>458128287 # >>458129398 # >>458129806 # >>458130071 # >>458130241 # >>458130725 # >>458130864 # >>458131042 # >>458131119 # >>458131361 # >>458131396 # >>458131614 # >>458131757 # >>458131790 # >>458132777 # >>458133051 # >>458133083 # >>458133310 # >>458133385 # >>458133428 # >>458133764 # >>458135422 # >>458135731 # >>458138253 # >>458138981 # >>458139045 # Anonymous (ID: SLK4euFc) I 02/10/24(Sat)03:28:08 1204 INTEVEW V >the Soviet Union no longer exists, can you let us into NATO like everyone else? >no >okay, but can you please not threaten us by expanding NATO to the East? >no >alright, we saw you're developing new missilistic systems, will you let us work on them with you? >no >fine, hypersonic missiles it is, but can you at least not put military bases right in front of our borders? >no >well, you just carried out a military coup to overthrow a democratic election in Ukraine, can we still have a friendly relationship with them? >no >gotcha, but the people of Crimea are really p----- off about that coup, can you please let them have independence? >no >roger, but surely you can at the very least stop bombing the civilians living in Donbass, right? >no >huh, we've been trying to find a diplomatic solution for 8 years but you refuse to even talk to us... I guess that if you want to use military force to solve issues so much we have no choice but to do the same >OH MY GOD PUTIN IS A MADMAN, AN IMPERIALIST GENOCIDAL DICTATOR, LITERALLY THE SECOND COMING OF HITLER, WE MUST STOP HIM AT ANY COST BEFORE HE TRIES TO CONQUER ALL OF EUROPE
493432534.png (537 KB, 1366x768) google yandex iqdb wait TCN No.458125200 >>458125322 # >>458125482 # >>458125587 # >>458125611 # >>458125746 # >>458125959 # >>458126702 # >>458126808 # >>458126904 # >>458127007 # >>458127008 # >>458127104 # >>458127111 # >>458127124 # >>458127739 # >>458127855 # >>458127896 # >>458128024 # >>458128122 # >>458128287 # >>458129398 # >>458129806 # >>458130071 # >>458130241 # >>458130725 # >>458130864 # >>458131042 # >>458131119 # >>458131361 # >>458131396 # >>458131614 # >>458131757 # >>458131790 # >>458132777 # >>458133051 # >>458133083 # >>458133310 # >>458133385 # >>458133428 # >>458133764 # >>458135422 # >>458135731 # >>458138253 # >>458138981 # >>458139045 # Anonymous (ID: SLK4euFc) I 02/10/24(Sat)03:28:08 1204 INTEVEW V >the Soviet Union no longer exists, can you let us into NATO like everyone else? >no >okay, but can you please not threaten us by expanding NATO to the East? >no >alright, we saw you're developing new missilistic systems, will you let us work on them with you? >no >fine, hypersonic missiles it is, but can you at least not put military bases right in front of our borders? >no >well, you just carried out a military coup to overthrow a democratic election in Ukraine, can we still have a friendly relationship with them? >no >gotcha, but the people of Crimea are really p----- off about that coup, can you please let them have independence? >no >roger, but surely you can at the very least stop bombing the civilians living in Donbass, right? >no >huh, we've been trying to find a diplomatic solution for 8 years but you refuse to even talk to us... I guess that if you want to use military force to solve issues so much we have no choice but to do the same >OH MY GOD PUTIN IS A MADMAN, AN IMPERIALIST GENOCIDAL DICTATOR, LITERALLY THE SECOND COMING OF HITLER, WE MUST STOP HIM AT ANY COST BEFORE HE TRIES TO CONQUER ALL OF EUROPE

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is he retarded Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat) 18:55:21 No.196149238 >stars in superhero movies in the 90s >proceeds later to star in a movie that basically says "if you do superhero movies youre probably a bad actor" >goes back to star in superhero movies what did he mean by this?
is he retarded Anonymous 02/10/24(Sat) 18:55:21 No.196149238 >stars in superhero movies in the 90s >proceeds later to star in a movie that basically says "if you do superhero movies youre probably a bad actor" >goes back to star in superhero movies what did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:15 No.167585026 Replies: >>167585121 >>167585290 File: 1355958937736.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, Howaaaard.jpg) >be Bethesda dev working on Skyrim >trying to make sleeping a meaningful mechanic >players allocate stats while asleep >design cool dream themed menus with deep proverbs >opposing factions may try to assassinate you while you sleep lategame >genuinely believe this will be very immersive >a neat break from the flow for players to think and plan their character >Todd calls me out during a dev meeting, belittles me in front of our coworkers and calls me "Dreamboy" the whole company now calls me Dreamboy Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:16 No.167585121 Replies: >>167585242 File: 1355958981386.jpg-(57 KB, 411x594, Howaard.jpg) >>167585026 >get demoted >thinking about how to make the passing of ingame time meaningful >the "Dragon Apocalypse" happens on day 50 and the Aldmeri Dominion invades on day 100 >genuinely believe this will immerse the player and provide a sense of heroism and danger >Todd finds me in the bathroom and repeatedly punches me in the liver and solar plexus >dunks my head in the toilet while repeatedly calling my autistic son a retard Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:17 No.167585242 Replies: >>167585319 File: 1355959033645.jpg-(71 KB, 442x594, Howaaard.jpg) >>167585121 >working out of the janitor's closet now >make it so NPCs from the opposing faction hostile >you have to sneak if you want to do business in Solitude as an Imperial, for example >believe this will make the "civil war feel intense and real >come home to find my wife crying because a man approached our son at school and asked him if it's hard to be a retard with a f-- dad >my son is too scared to identify who did it Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:17 No.167585319 File: 1355959069463.ipq-(32 KB, 530x298, howard.jpg) >>167585242 >want to include an optional "Hardcore Mode" like in New Vegas >believe this will immerse players and make food and taverns meaningful >someone throws a blanket over me when I go to throw out the trash that night >hear a whole crowd of people cheering and laughing as I get stomped on >someone pulls the blanket off me >feel a wet finger pressing against my a--- >hear Todd's voice say, "Is that hardcore enough for you, Dreamboy?" no one talks to me at work and my old friends are too scared to even look me in the eye
Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:15 No.167585026 Replies: >>167585121 >>167585290 File: 1355958937736.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, Howaaaard.jpg) >be Bethesda dev working on Skyrim >trying to make sleeping a meaningful mechanic >players allocate stats while asleep >design cool dream themed menus with deep proverbs >opposing factions may try to assassinate you while you sleep lategame >genuinely believe this will be very immersive >a neat break from the flow for players to think and plan their character >Todd calls me out during a dev meeting, belittles me in front of our coworkers and calls me "Dreamboy" the whole company now calls me Dreamboy Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:16 No.167585121 Replies: >>167585242 File: 1355958981386.jpg-(57 KB, 411x594, Howaard.jpg) >>167585026 >get demoted >thinking about how to make the passing of ingame time meaningful >the "Dragon Apocalypse" happens on day 50 and the Aldmeri Dominion invades on day 100 >genuinely believe this will immerse the player and provide a sense of heroism and danger >Todd finds me in the bathroom and repeatedly punches me in the liver and solar plexus >dunks my head in the toilet while repeatedly calling my autistic son a retard Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:17 No.167585242 Replies: >>167585319 File: 1355959033645.jpg-(71 KB, 442x594, Howaaard.jpg) >>167585121 >working out of the janitor's closet now >make it so NPCs from the opposing faction hostile >you have to sneak if you want to do business in Solitude as an Imperial, for example >believe this will make the "civil war feel intense and real >come home to find my wife crying because a man approached our son at school and asked him if it's hard to be a retard with a f-- dad >my son is too scared to identify who did it Anonymous 12/19/12(Wed)18:17 No.167585319 File: 1355959069463.ipq-(32 KB, 530x298, howard.jpg) >>167585242 >want to include an optional "Hardcore Mode" like in New Vegas >believe this will immerse players and make food and taverns meaningful >someone throws a blanket over me when I go to throw out the trash that night >hear a whole crowd of people cheering and laughing as I get stomped on >someone pulls the blanket off me >feel a wet finger pressing against my a--- >hear Todd's voice say, "Is that hardcore enough for you, Dreamboy?" no one talks to me at work and my old friends are too scared to even look me in the eye

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: Anonymous E Chicken WIER the PAREVE NET WT.5 02 (1429) DR WT. 4 OZ (1139) 02/08/24(Thu)13:24:36 No.20184892 Chicken the Sea of CHUNK LIGHT : Anonymous Lol retard TUNA >going shopping >canned chicken is on the list IN water WebP Image 28 Medium.png 332 KB PNG WILD CAUGHT Amount per semic Calines Pounset Fatig Wo Total Cark ( 4 Protein 233 404 INGREDIENTS CHAM MAY CONTAIN BONES >any canned chicken will do, chicken is chicken >see the word "CHICKEN" in big bold red letters on a can >quickly pick up a can without much thought and keep shopping >come home >"oh btw this is actually tuna" in fine print WHY THE F--- WOULD THEY BRAND THEIR TUNA THIS WAY? 02/08/24(Thu)13:26:44 No.20184897
: Anonymous E Chicken WIER the PAREVE NET WT.5 02 (1429) DR WT. 4 OZ (1139) 02/08/24(Thu)13:24:36 No.20184892 Chicken the Sea of CHUNK LIGHT : Anonymous Lol retard TUNA >going shopping >canned chicken is on the list IN water WebP Image 28 Medium.png 332 KB PNG WILD CAUGHT Amount per semic Calines Pounset Fatig Wo Total Cark ( 4 Protein 233 404 INGREDIENTS CHAM MAY CONTAIN BONES >any canned chicken will do, chicken is chicken >see the word "CHICKEN" in big bold red letters on a can >quickly pick up a can without much thought and keep shopping >come home >"oh btw this is actually tuna" in fine print WHY THE F--- WOULD THEY BRAND THEIR TUNA THIS WAY? 02/08/24(Thu)13:26:44 No.20184897

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The decline of the vaxxers will be substantially noticeable in mid September. I'm talking cars parked sideways in the middle of the street with the driver looking up at the sky, lost and confused. I'm talking people in grocery stores screaming because they don't know where they are or what they were doing. I'm talking about a real f------ zombie apocalypse. Get ready because this is going to be some f----- up s--- you won't be able to comprehend. Family members shooting each other because they didn't know who they were and what they were doing in their house, your own mother won't even recognize you. We have about 3 to 4 months left until hell on earth. Good luck to you all. >>325857358 # >>325857552 # >>325860952 # >>325866170 # >>325870090 # >>325880385 # >>325881462 # >>325884459 # Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun)10:36:12 No.19567826 [Reply] >>19568648 >>19568682 are right-wingers schizophrenic lunatics in your c---?
The decline of the vaxxers will be substantially noticeable in mid September. I'm talking cars parked sideways in the middle of the street with the driver looking up at the sky, lost and confused. I'm talking people in grocery stores screaming because they don't know where they are or what they were doing. I'm talking about a real f------ zombie apocalypse. Get ready because this is going to be some f----- up s--- you won't be able to comprehend. Family members shooting each other because they didn't know who they were and what they were doing in their house, your own mother won't even recognize you. We have about 3 to 4 months left until hell on earth. Good luck to you all. >>325857358 # >>325857552 # >>325860952 # >>325866170 # >>325870090 # >>325880385 # >>325881462 # >>325884459 # Anonymous 02/11/24 (Sun)10:36:12 No.19567826 [Reply] >>19568648 >>19568682 are right-wingers schizophrenic lunatics in your c---?

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