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Anonymous | 849483840 15 perccel ezelőtt •.. >be me >hanging with the boys and decide to crank call some hookers >they answer >"grey mane or battle born?" >"what?" >" you got stones in your ears? Gray mane or Battleborn?" 88,3 kB JPG >pic unrelated
Anonymous | 849483840 15 perccel ezelőtt •.. >be me >hanging with the boys and decide to crank call some hookers >they answer >"grey mane or battle born?" >"what?" >" you got stones in your ears? Gray mane or Battleborn?" 88,3 kB JPG >pic unrelated

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Anon has finals | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:48:54 No.849486016 >be me, end of college >finals >stay up all week before on adderal studying >time to do the finals >we all go into a room and have 2 hours to write a paper 93 KB JPG >hide in a bathroom before entering >pop all the adderal i have left, do some lines of coke too >i am TWEAKING >get the test, im shaking >three topics to write the essay about >choices 1, 2, 3 >damn i know the thrid one really well >ill pass f--- yea lets write >write 7 full pages in 2 hours high off my ass >my hand hurts >results >i failed >i circled the first topic and wrote about the third one >repeating year
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:48:54 No.849486016 >be me, end of college >finals >stay up all week before on adderal studying >time to do the finals >we all go into a room and have 2 hours to write a paper 93 KB JPG >hide in a bathroom before entering >pop all the adderal i have left, do some lines of coke too >i am TWEAKING >get the test, im shaking >three topics to write the essay about >choices 1, 2, 3 >damn i know the thrid one really well >ill pass f--- yea lets write >write 7 full pages in 2 hours high off my ass >my hand hurts >results >i failed >i circled the first topic and wrote about the third one >repeating year

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)22:56:04 No.60318764 >go on instagram >look up tagged location photos of gym i go to >fap furiously to all the thots that i usually from there >feel too ashamed the next day to 443 KB PNG stare at anyone while at the gym I'm not the only one who does this, right?
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)22:56:04 No.60318764 >go on instagram >look up tagged location photos of gym i go to >fap furiously to all the thots that i usually from there >feel too ashamed the next day to 443 KB PNG stare at anyone while at the gym I'm not the only one who does this, right?

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous t/7UY9VC 43 minutes ago 311842166 : >be fat >decide to end it because depression >shoot self >bulletproof >more depression
Anonymous t/7UY9VC 43 minutes ago 311842166 : >be fat >decide to end it because depression >shoot self >bulletproof >more depression

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Anon suffers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)02:48 No.4806998 Replies: >>4806999 > >>4806948 (OP) >be 10 >waiting in line with mom >Hold on, I forgot to get something stay in line." >Line gets closer to the front >Mom still not back yet Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)02:49 No.4806999 Replies: 2>4807013 File: 1379400589600 jpg-(15 KB, 300x300, 1365353181649.jpg) >>4806998 Oh f--- please don't
Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)02:48 No.4806998 Replies: >>4806999 > >>4806948 (OP) >be 10 >waiting in line with mom >Hold on, I forgot to get something stay in line." >Line gets closer to the front >Mom still not back yet Anonymous 09/17/13(Tue)02:49 No.4806999 Replies: 2>4807013 File: 1379400589600 jpg-(15 KB, 300x300, 1365353181649.jpg) >>4806998 Oh f--- please don't

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oh no they have found us | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this 35 KB JPG https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:09:02 No.849327632 >get in argument with friend about worst places on the internet >I say this bored >he links me this 35 KB JPG https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDati ngStrategy/ and i thought you f------ where spiteful 23 Replies View Thread

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Advice Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:51:21 No.62721101 >>62720977 (OP) # >see qt girl >let her catch you creeping on her so she knows you are interested in her >if she is interested back she will create occasions for you to talk to her >grow a pair and actually talk to her >get to know her >ask her to be your qt gf >become couple the tricky part is the step about growing a pair. >>62721132 # : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:53:25 No.62721132 >>62721101 # And the step about meeting a girl
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:51:21 No.62721101 >>62720977 (OP) # >see qt girl >let her catch you creeping on her so she knows you are interested in her >if she is interested back she will create occasions for you to talk to her >grow a pair and actually talk to her >get to know her >ask her to be your qt gf >become couple the tricky part is the step about growing a pair. >>62721132 # : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:53:25 No.62721132 >>62721101 # And the step about meeting a girl

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Anon tries vegetarian tendies. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)21:40:37 No.62729154 >be at the store >see some vegetarian tendies on sale >meh might as well try them heard they taste the same >go home and open the package >suddenly the window breaks as a 100 KB PNG m----- rolls in >its Joe f------ Rogan >"no vegan b------- eat wild game like a man" >he takes out a bow and shots my cat >jumps me the moment i start to hesitate >jiujitsu grapples me and almost chokes me to death >i instinctively grasp for air >notice a bong in my mouth >"dimethyltryptamine will help you see the light" >get blasted into a dimension more real than this one >filled with Joe Rogans preaching and doing standup
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)21:40:37 No.62729154 >be at the store >see some vegetarian tendies on sale >meh might as well try them heard they taste the same >go home and open the package >suddenly the window breaks as a 100 KB PNG m----- rolls in >its Joe f------ Rogan >"no vegan b------- eat wild game like a man" >he takes out a bow and shots my cat >jumps me the moment i start to hesitate >jiujitsu grapples me and almost chokes me to death >i instinctively grasp for air >notice a bong in my mouth >"dimethyltryptamine will help you see the light" >get blasted into a dimension more real than this one >filled with Joe Rogans preaching and doing standup

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Anon observes | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/15/19(Mon)18:03:27 No.797456453 >be me >like 45 mins ago >sitting in science class >fat weeb sitting next to me on his phone >fat weeb is sitting next to girl wearing thongs (flip flops for SIDES GRIPPLED 153 KB JPG amerifags) >you can see where this is going >he takes a pic of her feet under the table but his flash is on >mfw he doesn't hesitate for a second and hauls ass out of the room >mfw the girl has been crying her eyes out since
| Anonymous 04/15/19(Mon)18:03:27 No.797456453 >be me >like 45 mins ago >sitting in science class >fat weeb sitting next to me on his phone >fat weeb is sitting next to girl wearing thongs (flip flops for SIDES GRIPPLED 153 KB JPG amerifags) >you can see where this is going >he takes a pic of her feet under the table but his flash is on >mfw he doesn't hesitate for a second and hauls ass out of the room >mfw the girl has been crying her eyes out since

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Anon dodges a bullet | /r/Greentext

>Be me >lives in one of the s-------- third world countries,Myanmar >military has seized power and committing a lot of atrocities >troopspatrollingthestreets.jpg| >last night on the balcony playing guitar and chilling 858 KB PNG >noticed the light coming from the torch >maybe the night protest that everyone is talking about >decided to take a video to post on social media >they were infamous patrol troops with "shoot first" mindset >ohshit.jpg >autism kicks in >decided to keep taking video when a beam of light suddenly fell upon my face >they F----- spotted me >shouting.wav >gunloadingsound.wav >mfw hid behind the curtain >still shouting at me >rapidheartbeat.wav >father came in and turn off the balcony lights >a short while later they left >almost died to middle-school dropouts
>Be me >lives in one of the s-------- third world countries,Myanmar >military has seized power and committing a lot of atrocities >troopspatrollingthestreets.jpg| >last night on the balcony playing guitar and chilling 858 KB PNG >noticed the light coming from the torch >maybe the night protest that everyone is talking about >decided to take a video to post on social media >they were infamous patrol troops with "shoot first" mindset >ohshit.jpg >autism kicks in >decided to keep taking video when a beam of light suddenly fell upon my face >they F----- spotted me >shouting.wav >gunloadingsound.wav >mfw hid behind the curtain >still shouting at me >rapidheartbeat.wav >father came in and turn off the balcony lights >a short while later they left >almost died to middle-school dropouts

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Anon is confused of his heterosexuality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I still straight? 03/12/21(Fri)11:27:33 No.19487820 >be me, last week >23 year old kissless virgin >super horny >literally rejected by every girl on tinder >Brightldea.jpeg >download Grindr >plan on slamming a transgirl, maybe their standards are lower 66 КВ ЈPG >plan works almost immediately >meet cute Filipino transgirl >have time of my life >be me yesterday >she says she wants to top today >heterosexuality flashes before my eyes >too nervous to say no I ended up enjoying it more than anything I've ever done in my life but I can't look at anyone in the eye. I want to go back to being a kissless virgin. Am I gay?
: Anonymous Am I still straight? 03/12/21(Fri)11:27:33 No.19487820 >be me, last week >23 year old kissless virgin >super horny >literally rejected by every girl on tinder >Brightldea.jpeg >download Grindr >plan on slamming a transgirl, maybe their standards are lower 66 КВ ЈPG >plan works almost immediately >meet cute Filipino transgirl >have time of my life >be me yesterday >she says she wants to top today >heterosexuality flashes before my eyes >too nervous to say no I ended up enjoying it more than anything I've ever done in my life but I can't look at anyone in the eye. I want to go back to being a kissless virgin. Am I gay?

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Femanon talks to a giga chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)13:51:20 No.62719098 >me, femcel >talking to giga chad >perfect body and face >we promise each other not to save each other's nudes/pics or share with anyone >I lied 160 KB JPG >saved his nudes >saved a ton of the videos he sent me >he has great abs and pecs and he sent me a full body nude video with music playing in the background and makes tik tok-esque videos for me >show my friends his perfect body through screenshare so I could brag that he's talking to me >pretty sure he respected my privacy but I didn't respect his who here /d evilis h/? 26 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)14:37:59 No.62719511 >>62719098 (OP) # >chad >sends nudes to people over internet this is very not chad tho : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)14:43:11 No.62719567 >>62719098 (OP) # You're a niggerdyke. Respect privacy, that is the one thing every m----------- on this site should've drilled into you now. Please neck yourself.
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)13:51:20 No.62719098 >me, femcel >talking to giga chad >perfect body and face >we promise each other not to save each other's nudes/pics or share with anyone >I lied 160 KB JPG >saved his nudes >saved a ton of the videos he sent me >he has great abs and pecs and he sent me a full body nude video with music playing in the background and makes tik tok-esque videos for me >show my friends his perfect body through screenshare so I could brag that he's talking to me >pretty sure he respected my privacy but I didn't respect his who here /d evilis h/? 26 Replies / 6 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)14:37:59 No.62719511 >>62719098 (OP) # >chad >sends nudes to people over internet this is very not chad tho : Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)14:43:11 No.62719567 >>62719098 (OP) # You're a niggerdyke. Respect privacy, that is the one thing every m----------- on this site should've drilled into you now. Please neck yourself.

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Anon doesnt like Gen Z | /r/Greentext

>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this
>be me >20 year old zoomer >supersingle >try to talk to fellow zoomer girl >hello >THATS KINDA SUS 16 KB JPG >КРОР >ΤΙΚΤΟΚ >LOL I LOVE MEMES IM SO QUIRKY why are they like this

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Anon defends his home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)22:30:12 No.48572230 File: 1609618776033.jpg (18 KB, 307x309) >>48572239 >>48576211 >>48576254 >>48577276 >>48587006 >>48572028 >hear crashing downstairs >jump out of bed and grab axe >sound of... heavy footsteps? >sneak down the stairs >look into living room >there's a f------ horse there >big mongolian dude on the back >he f------ shoots you with a bow >die
Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)22:30:12 No.48572230 File: 1609618776033.jpg (18 KB, 307x309) >>48572239 >>48576211 >>48576254 >>48577276 >>48587006 >>48572028 >hear crashing downstairs >jump out of bed and grab axe >sound of... heavy footsteps? >sneak down the stairs >look into living room >there's a f------ horse there >big mongolian dude on the back >he f------ shoots you with a bow >die

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Anon makes his dad proud | /r/Greentext

File: prouddad.png (9 KB, 439x361) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:45:35 No.849456550 >find a hot local thottie >gonna f-- at my family home >mid session dad walks in ohshitohgod.mp3 >dad says "thank god you aren't gay" >closes door didn't get to nut but my dad is proud
File: prouddad.png (9 KB, 439x361) Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)21:45:35 No.849456550 >find a hot local thottie >gonna f-- at my family home >mid session dad walks in ohshitohgod.mp3 >dad says "thank god you aren't gay" >closes door didn't get to nut but my dad is proud

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Anon is all of us | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)22:00:09 No.849461562 >tell myself I should learn new skill >start practicing >stop >year passeS >think to myself “damn l'd probably be pretty good at <skill> if I stuck 1.37 MB PNG with it >repeat x100
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)22:00:09 No.849461562 >tell myself I should learn new skill >start practicing >stop >year passeS >think to myself “damn l'd probably be pretty good at <skill> if I stuck 1.37 MB PNG with it >repeat x100

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