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: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately : Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248229 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >we >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 207 KB PNG >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 #
: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately : Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248229 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >we >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # 207 KB PNG >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 #

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Another brick in the wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)22:52:42 No.865945763 >be me >go out onto my balcony at night >slam two bricks together repeatedly >check Nextdoor >bunch of posts asking if anyone else heard the gunshots just now 295 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)22:52:42 No.865945763 >be me >go out onto my balcony at night >slam two bricks together repeatedly >check Nextdoor >bunch of posts asking if anyone else heard the gunshots just now 295 KB GIF

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Anon stays strong | /r/Greentext

File: main goal.jpg (105 KB, 1300x964) Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)12:18:34 No.865915085 >start no fap >day 1 >get an ad thats literally black widow trying to get her boobs to fit in her costume >ffw the world wants me to give in >ffw im not giving in a alamy stock photo
File: main goal.jpg (105 KB, 1300x964) Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)12:18:34 No.865915085 >start no fap >day 1 >get an ad thats literally black widow trying to get her boobs to fit in her costume >ffw the world wants me to give in >ffw im not giving in a alamy stock photo

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Anon does a think | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) >remove bin every week and rinse with hose 634 KB JPG Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) >remove bin every week and rinse with hose 634 KB JPG Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?

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Anon is a Navy Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)17:15:56 No.64178979 >Be officer in the Navy >Get paid to work out every morning >Constant motivation to be stronger and faster than all the guys in my division so I can be a 253 KB JPG good example for them >Sometimes I have days where I sit at a desk, get all my work done in an hour, and spend my extra time writing or reading >Sometimes I have days where I get to go rip ass in a small inflatable boat with an oversized engine or waste taxpayer dollars blowing through ammo and ordnance >If anybody in my division becomes a fatbody I am not just allowed to but required to tell them they need to get in shape and stop dragging down the rest of their team It's bretty cool
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)17:15:56 No.64178979 >Be officer in the Navy >Get paid to work out every morning >Constant motivation to be stronger and faster than all the guys in my division so I can be a 253 KB JPG good example for them >Sometimes I have days where I sit at a desk, get all my work done in an hour, and spend my extra time writing or reading >Sometimes I have days where I get to go rip ass in a small inflatable boat with an oversized engine or waste taxpayer dollars blowing through ammo and ordnance >If anybody in my division becomes a fatbody I am not just allowed to but required to tell them they need to get in shape and stop dragging down the rest of their team It's bretty cool

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Anon has a math class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)13:01:36 No.65895939 >wake up >go on computer >check college timetable >have calculus today >day ruined 25 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)13:01:36 No.65895939 >wake up >go on computer >check college timetable >have calculus today >day ruined 25 KB JPG

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Anon over exaggerated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)23:44:30 No.65986882 >s--- day at work >clients being retards and asking for s--- that'literally imposssible >boss picked me to listen to him brag about his vacation in Italy >whatever f--- >finally get home Everything looks exactly Let's try these nightmare vision goggles the same 49 KB JPG >tired as f--- >hungry as f--- >forgot to take food out of the freezer yesterday so nothing to eat >too f----- up to drive to the store >order some food online to be delivered >pay for food, order is confirmed >two hours later, still no delivery It's days like this that I wish for nothing less than the death of the entire human race.
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)23:44:30 No.65986882 >s--- day at work >clients being retards and asking for s--- that'literally imposssible >boss picked me to listen to him brag about his vacation in Italy >whatever f--- >finally get home Everything looks exactly Let's try these nightmare vision goggles the same 49 KB JPG >tired as f--- >hungry as f--- >forgot to take food out of the freezer yesterday so nothing to eat >too f----- up to drive to the store >order some food online to be delivered >pay for food, order is confirmed >two hours later, still no delivery It's days like this that I wish for nothing less than the death of the entire human race.

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Anon see’s a hobo | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:06:11 No.845348201 >be me >waiting at bus stop >late at night >see crazed looking hobo go behind abortion clinic 136 KB GIF >he digs through garbage can >he finds a fetus >he hugs it >'imma call you..cleetus, cleetus tha fetus' >he looks around >he takes bite of cleetus >mfw that is the sweetest thing i have seen in awhile
I Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:06:11 No.845348201 >be me >waiting at bus stop >late at night >see crazed looking hobo go behind abortion clinic 136 KB GIF >he digs through garbage can >he finds a fetus >he hugs it >'imma call you..cleetus, cleetus tha fetus' >he looks around >he takes bite of cleetus >mfw that is the sweetest thing i have seen in awhile

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The razor's edge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)06:43:24 No.65981052 >get ready to finally NoFap my way through this dickshit month >staying up late >going back and forth in coom material without wacking it >f--- it, play with fire >be shaking and sweating >sleep for about one hour 33 KB JPG >go back again >on thin f------ ice >didn't orgasm >still feeling weird as of this moment Lawd fogive me I'm already going to fail this b------- internet meme.
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)06:43:24 No.65981052 >get ready to finally NoFap my way through this dickshit month >staying up late >going back and forth in coom material without wacking it >f--- it, play with fire >be shaking and sweating >sleep for about one hour 33 KB JPG >go back again >on thin f------ ice >didn't orgasm >still feeling weird as of this moment Lawd fogive me I'm already going to fail this b------- internet meme.

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Anon begins to understand. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49678806 43 mins ago .. >visit grandparents >walk by the kindergarten i attended 15 years ago >it says "for children with development delays" 32.6 kB PNG
Anonymous | 49678806 43 mins ago .. >visit grandparents >walk by the kindergarten i attended 15 years ago >it says "for children with development delays" 32.6 kB PNG

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Triggered a reset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)15:15:20 No.65984996 >sitting in older sister's apartment playing vidya with her and chatting >"I'm really enjoying spending time with you anon, I'm glad you came" >"th-thanks sis" >"I wish you'd have more self-esteem anon, you're actually a really nice person, I'm sure one day you'll find a girlfriend-" >"I told you not to say that word around me." 23 KB PNG >"I'm s-sorry" >"| TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT WORD" >stand up and throw the controller at the tv completely smashing the tv >sister starts fully on crying "why are you like this?" >she ends up calling parents and they have to come and pick me up >agree to restart myself on medication in exchange for them not calling the police
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)15:15:20 No.65984996 >sitting in older sister's apartment playing vidya with her and chatting >"I'm really enjoying spending time with you anon, I'm glad you came" >"th-thanks sis" >"I wish you'd have more self-esteem anon, you're actually a really nice person, I'm sure one day you'll find a girlfriend-" >"I told you not to say that word around me." 23 KB PNG >"I'm s-sorry" >"| TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT WORD" >stand up and throw the controller at the tv completely smashing the tv >sister starts fully on crying "why are you like this?" >she ends up calling parents and they have to come and pick me up >agree to restart myself on medication in exchange for them not calling the police

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Anon is a surgeon | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god
O Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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Anon pulls a prank | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous03/09/19(Sat)18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank 23 KB JPG >mfw that was the prank
: Anonymous03/09/19(Sat)18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank 23 KB JPG >mfw that was the prank

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Breakfast Club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/21(Sun)19:31:51 No.65975448 Đang anon this is quite the hickey >be 28yo virgin >go to halloween party last night >hook up with old high school friend that I reconnected with recently >no sex, just a lot of making out >she kept saying she didn't want to rush things Il exerose restraint in the future Hope it doenit at too long s ekay, i dont mind it But it is impressive So i had to let you know that Moe hickeys m the future Gotcha Hehe Maybe anly an special occasions 13 КВ PNG >slept at her place >made breakfast with her this morning >kissed her goodbye so what's next steps? do I ask her out to dinner tonight? we see each one or two times a week because of friend events/get togethers
: Anonymous 10/31/21(Sun)19:31:51 No.65975448 Đang anon this is quite the hickey >be 28yo virgin >go to halloween party last night >hook up with old high school friend that I reconnected with recently >no sex, just a lot of making out >she kept saying she didn't want to rush things Il exerose restraint in the future Hope it doenit at too long s ekay, i dont mind it But it is impressive So i had to let you know that Moe hickeys m the future Gotcha Hehe Maybe anly an special occasions 13 КВ PNG >slept at her place >made breakfast with her this morning >kissed her goodbye so what's next steps? do I ask her out to dinner tonight? we see each one or two times a week because of friend events/get togethers

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Bloody Mary | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)11:56:57 No.65983095 >finally get gf >ask her to move in with me >second week there >initialize daily breeding session >"sorry anon my period started maybe next week" How do I get this disgusting she demon out of my home? 68 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)11:56:57 No.65983095 >finally get gf >ask her to move in with me >second week there >initialize daily breeding session >"sorry anon my period started maybe next week" How do I get this disgusting she demon out of my home? 68 KB JPG

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Anon fails NNN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)14:00:02 No.865920411 >be me few minutes ago >watch p--- all day and masturbate with breaks but don't finish >after some time balls start to hurt >decide to finish >c-- 221 KB PNG >sperm pressure really high >suddenly feel even bigger pain in balls >after few minutes it isn't getting better what do, guys?
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)14:00:02 No.865920411 >be me few minutes ago >watch p--- all day and masturbate with breaks but don't finish >after some time balls start to hurt >decide to finish >c-- 221 KB PNG >sperm pressure really high >suddenly feel even bigger pain in balls >after few minutes it isn't getting better what do, guys?

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Barred from entry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)10:28:50 No.65982366 >finish law school >file an application to an international law firm >succesfully pass the first online interview >get to the second one >tell them about my skills and ambitions 9 KB JPG >interviewer asks me to tell the difference between 2 basic law terms >mind goes blank >remember all I ever learned in law school is how to lie and cheat >they're just staring at me silently >disconnect and block the number ...what now?
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)10:28:50 No.65982366 >finish law school >file an application to an international law firm >succesfully pass the first online interview >get to the second one >tell them about my skills and ambitions 9 KB JPG >interviewer asks me to tell the difference between 2 basic law terms >mind goes blank >remember all I ever learned in law school is how to lie and cheat >they're just staring at me silently >disconnect and block the number ...what now?

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Promotional stunt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)12:25:25 No.65983313 >employer expects maximum effort for minimum wage >if you do well you can expect more responsibilities for the same amount of money 34 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)12:25:25 No.65983313 >employer expects maximum effort for minimum wage >if you do well you can expect more responsibilities for the same amount of money 34 KB JPG

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Anon has a landlord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)17:37:27 No.865913094 My landlord was extra nice to me this month, so i'll only pour 3.5 blocks of lard down the drain instead of 4 this week. (next week i'll pour 4, I boil it so it really makes it's way deep down). 158 KB JPG Been doing this the last 5 years (four different rental properties). Never been caught or charged >:) 24 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)17:37:27 No.865913094 My landlord was extra nice to me this month, so i'll only pour 3.5 blocks of lard down the drain instead of 4 this week. (next week i'll pour 4, I boil it so it really makes it's way deep down). 158 KB JPG Been doing this the last 5 years (four different rental properties). Never been caught or charged >:) 24 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has a loving brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)23:41:03 No.6598428 >Back when I was in freshman year >Half retarded football player keeps bullying me >Tell parents about it >They give me the usual s--- of being better than him etc etc >Older brother tells me he'll take care 6 KB JPG of it. >Bully stops bothering me eventually >Moves to another school >Meet him years later >He's an effeminate f-----. What did you do to him, Shane?
: Anonymous 11/01/21(Mon)23:41:03 No.6598428 >Back when I was in freshman year >Half retarded football player keeps bullying me >Tell parents about it >They give me the usual s--- of being better than him etc etc >Older brother tells me he'll take care 6 KB JPG of it. >Bully stops bothering me eventually >Moves to another school >Meet him years later >He's an effeminate f-----. What did you do to him, Shane?

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