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Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:51:57 No.862110833 holy f------ s--- I'm so autistic it's actually incredible. >be me >just got out of the gym and feel pretty good cause my workout went well, 7 KB JPG >Get on my bike to cycle home >Just when l've been cycling for less than a minute I see three girls walking (they're about 16-18, same as me), I nod friendly >The hot blonde says something to me, I can't hear it so I stop >She tells me they're going to the ice cream salon and that she'd love to get a ride on the back of my bike >It was 7:30 pm and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so I told her I'm really sorry but wanted to go home and have dinner >She begs some more till one of her friends tells her to knock it off >I laugh and tell her I gotta go >She tells me jokingly she loves me ffw 2 hours >l'm in the shower >I realize she was flirting with me >holy f------ s--- I'm so bad at reading people btw she was flirting with me, right? Atleast she thought I looked good enough to approach me : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)01:00:29 No.862111362 >ignored women incredibly based OP, you're doing well
Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:51:57 No.862110833 holy f------ s--- I'm so autistic it's actually incredible. >be me >just got out of the gym and feel pretty good cause my workout went well, 7 KB JPG >Get on my bike to cycle home >Just when l've been cycling for less than a minute I see three girls walking (they're about 16-18, same as me), I nod friendly >The hot blonde says something to me, I can't hear it so I stop >She tells me they're going to the ice cream salon and that she'd love to get a ride on the back of my bike >It was 7:30 pm and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so I told her I'm really sorry but wanted to go home and have dinner >She begs some more till one of her friends tells her to knock it off >I laugh and tell her I gotta go >She tells me jokingly she loves me ffw 2 hours >l'm in the shower >I realize she was flirting with me >holy f------ s--- I'm so bad at reading people btw she was flirting with me, right? Atleast she thought I looked good enough to approach me : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)01:00:29 No.862111362 >ignored women incredibly based OP, you're doing well

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Anon isn’t alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person coughed to make sure it was in the song 14 KB JPG >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png
: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person coughed to make sure it was in the song 14 KB JPG >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png

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Anon does a little sky gazing | /r/Greentext


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Bismillah, no we will not let you lift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)18:13:21 No.790842334 Screenshot_20190124-180949_Samsung Internet.jpg 264 KB JPG >if you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. >love is not about possession >love is about a--- -Donald Trump, 1969
: Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)18:13:21 No.790842334 Screenshot_20190124-180949_Samsung Internet.jpg 264 KB JPG >if you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. >love is not about possession >love is about a--- -Donald Trump, 1969

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Anon is so humiliated he can’t | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/21(Fri)20:13:10 No.844347342 >be me >was on the subway going home >two girls were talking to each other >one of the girls told the other one to sit next to me 7 KB JPG >she said, "You want me to sit next to that disgusting creature?" >Both of the girls and a few people on the subway laughed I can't sleep bros, please help >>844347474 # >>844347659 #
: Anonymous 01/08/21(Fri)20:13:10 No.844347342 >be me >was on the subway going home >two girls were talking to each other >one of the girls told the other one to sit next to me 7 KB JPG >she said, "You want me to sit next to that disgusting creature?" >Both of the girls and a few people on the subway laughed I can't sleep bros, please help >>844347474 # >>844347659 #

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Anon discusses milk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:32:46 No.129960794 Do you prefer bagged ice or trey ice? 648 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:34:45 No.129960901 >>129960794 (OP) # >buying something you can make for free do americans really
: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:32:46 No.129960794 Do you prefer bagged ice or trey ice? 648 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:34:45 No.129960901 >>129960794 (OP) # >buying something you can make for free do americans really

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Anon’s night out in London | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, a 19 year old britfag >go for a night out in london with some chaps from uni >get completely s-------- >end up in a tesco's and try to buy some cider 19 KB JPG >guy refuses to sell since we're drunk >kick the f-----'s teeth in >get arrested >sentenced to three years in prison for assault >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to prison showers >drop the soap >oh s--- >a disgustingly obese inmate notices and licks his lips >quickly attempt to go for the soap >inmate runs up behind me >f--- f--- f--- >yell 'OI YA LITTLE SWINE, YE GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT THERE ATTEMPTED R---?!" >guy freezes >the f----- doesn't have a license >guards come in and take him away >get granted parole for good behaviour and license inquiring >feels good man
: Anonymous >be me, a 19 year old britfag >go for a night out in london with some chaps from uni >get completely s-------- >end up in a tesco's and try to buy some cider 19 KB JPG >guy refuses to sell since we're drunk >kick the f-----'s teeth in >get arrested >sentenced to three years in prison for assault >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to prison showers >drop the soap >oh s--- >a disgustingly obese inmate notices and licks his lips >quickly attempt to go for the soap >inmate runs up behind me >f--- f--- f--- >yell 'OI YA LITTLE SWINE, YE GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT THERE ATTEMPTED R---?!" >guy freezes >the f----- doesn't have a license >guards come in and take him away >get granted parole for good behaviour and license inquiring >feels good man

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Anon is a traveller | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies
: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)09:17:08 No.543906210 I f------ love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my d--- >>543906275 # >>543906295 # >>543906323 # >>543906490 # >>543906964 # >>543907271 # >>543907461 # >>543907647 # >>543908583 # >>543910038 # >>543911253 # >>543912580 # >>543912786 # >>543913552 # >>543914064 # >>543914334 # >>543915390 # >>543916284 # >>543916819 # >>543917932 # >>543921171 # >>543921637 # >>543923302 # >>543923326 # >>543923379 # >>543923492 # >>543923752 # >>543923768 # >>543924026 # >>543924037 # >>543924090 # >>543924119 # >>543924865 # >>543926108 # >>543926804 # >>543926856 # >>543927009 # >>543927304 # >>543927368 # >>543927617 # >>543927724 # >>543927763 # >>543927856 # >>543928049 # >>543928847 # >>543929597 # >>543930584 # >>543931704 # >>543931730 # >>543932072 # >>543933087 # >>543934058 # >>543935809 #
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)09:17:08 No.543906210 I f------ love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my d--- >>543906275 # >>543906295 # >>543906323 # >>543906490 # >>543906964 # >>543907271 # >>543907461 # >>543907647 # >>543908583 # >>543910038 # >>543911253 # >>543912580 # >>543912786 # >>543913552 # >>543914064 # >>543914334 # >>543915390 # >>543916284 # >>543916819 # >>543917932 # >>543921171 # >>543921637 # >>543923302 # >>543923326 # >>543923379 # >>543923492 # >>543923752 # >>543923768 # >>543924026 # >>543924037 # >>543924090 # >>543924119 # >>543924865 # >>543926108 # >>543926804 # >>543926856 # >>543927009 # >>543927304 # >>543927368 # >>543927617 # >>543927724 # >>543927763 # >>543927856 # >>543928049 # >>543928847 # >>543929597 # >>543930584 # >>543931704 # >>543931730 # >>543932072 # >>543933087 # >>543934058 # >>543935809 #

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Anon has a trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)04:39:38 No.47044270 >be me >parents killed before my eyes >feels batman 42 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/25/18(Wed)04:39:38 No.47044270 >be me >parents killed before my eyes >feels batman 42 KB PNG

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend I'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office
Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend I'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office

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Anon is simple | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)18:5 >be me >fish ><> 26 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)18:5 >be me >fish ><> 26 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)20:17:46 No.66238174 >starts talking with a guy that lives one hour away from me >he is 9 years older than I am >flirts with me and makes it obvious that he likes me >wants me to come over next 1.02 MB PNG week >he shows me his anime p--- file (???) >there are nudes and other pictures of random white girls that look nothing like me what the f--- is he trying to say
: Anonymous 11/20/21(Sat)20:17:46 No.66238174 >starts talking with a guy that lives one hour away from me >he is 9 years older than I am >flirts with me and makes it obvious that he likes me >wants me to come over next 1.02 MB PNG week >he shows me his anime p--- file (???) >there are nudes and other pictures of random white girls that look nothing like me what the f--- is he trying to say

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Anon is a troll. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.
: Anonymous 10/07/21(Thu)18:24:40 No.65674198 >run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta >instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it >tell him to use his "powers" to get my coworker to fall in love with me 31 KB JPG >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her >no word for a few days >kinda just forget about >2 days ago finally DMs me "done" >yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me >texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date >get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan >whathaveidone Guys.. God knows I was just trolling right? I'm not gonna be cast to hell for this right? I didn't think this was real but also my coworker is really hot so I don't want to just ignore her.

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Common Mistake | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)03:31:43 No.867108189 >>867109154 >>867102803 (OP) I decided to f--- a downy one time. >Be me, 26 years old, broke up with my girlfriend >Decide to try to f--- cute downy that lives down the street >Talk her up, find out she's 19, ask her out, she says yes >Her parents let her go out h-------- yes >Take her out, movie, dinner, walk on the beach >Go back to my place >F--- that extra chromosome so hard and c-- buckets >She friends me on facebook >l stalk her account a little and find the truth >Not retarded, just Icelandic
O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)03:31:43 No.867108189 >>867109154 >>867102803 (OP) I decided to f--- a downy one time. >Be me, 26 years old, broke up with my girlfriend >Decide to try to f--- cute downy that lives down the street >Talk her up, find out she's 19, ask her out, she says yes >Her parents let her go out h-------- yes >Take her out, movie, dinner, walk on the beach >Go back to my place >F--- that extra chromosome so hard and c-- buckets >She friends me on facebook >l stalk her account a little and find the truth >Not retarded, just Icelandic

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I'm pickel rieeek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.74762491E >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.74762491E >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

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