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>Be me >Go on omegle >See scary looking dude in dark room >Says he's a Hacker >I'm like yeah right dumbass >Hacker threatens me by telling me my address >mfw I already know my address
>Be me >Go on omegle >See scary looking dude in dark room >Says he's a Hacker >I'm like yeah right dumbass >Hacker threatens me by telling me my address >mfw I already know my address

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Anon learns blender. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)08:48:38 No.578551478 >>578556472 >>578557072 >>578557206 >>578557478 File: FEb-rFBWQAQQz8B.jpg (1.06 MB, 3840x2110) i need to f--- around in blender, more. Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:03:04 No.578552720 >>578552839 >>578551249 (OP) Ok. But first tell me how to model? Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:04:34 No.578552839 >>578552720 >Remove cube >Summon cube >Morph cube into whatever shape you want >(Optional) texture the cube Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:07:36 No.578553095 >>578552839 >>Remove cube >>Summon cube this part can't be overstated. It's ritual. >>578553095 >>578557348 >>578553487 >>578557348
Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)08:48:38 No.578551478 >>578556472 >>578557072 >>578557206 >>578557478 File: FEb-rFBWQAQQz8B.jpg (1.06 MB, 3840x2110) i need to f--- around in blender, more. Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:03:04 No.578552720 >>578552839 >>578551249 (OP) Ok. But first tell me how to model? Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:04:34 No.578552839 >>578552720 >Remove cube >Summon cube >Morph cube into whatever shape you want >(Optional) texture the cube Anonymous 11/18/21 (Thu)09:07:36 No.578553095 >>578552839 >>Remove cube >>Summon cube this part can't be overstated. It's ritual. >>578553095 >>578557348 >>578553487 >>578557348

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Anon has incestuous thoughts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'm having incestual thoughts (...) 04/12/23(Wed)10:40:06 No.28737299 I've haven't had sex with a woman in years and due to my autism and progressive ugliness it's becoming even more difficult to get a woman to f--- me, and as result my psyche has started shifting my perceptions of my sisters into breeding partners because theyre so approachable and nice to me. I've staring at their t------ and their butts, and i start hallucinatng tearing their clothes off and f------ them and they've noticed my stares and have started distancing themselves from me and have started dressing in more layers, I've asked them to help me get a girlfriend but they just keep telling me b------- like shave, get a shower, and or get new clothes for the time in 10 years then i just start getting angry as f---, im 30 years old and theyve been telling me this s--- for years, it's not that easy to do all those things. Soon i feel like im going to snap, i used to masturbate 5 times a day to control myself but that's not even enough anymore i need to feel a woman's supple flesh, her bosoms in my hand and my c--- in her moist warm tightness but it's so difficult so far to reach, why did god make it this way, i need a woman because i cant f--- my sisters 70 KB JPG 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous I'm having incestual thoughts (...) 04/12/23(Wed)10:40:06 No.28737299 I've haven't had sex with a woman in years and due to my autism and progressive ugliness it's becoming even more difficult to get a woman to f--- me, and as result my psyche has started shifting my perceptions of my sisters into breeding partners because theyre so approachable and nice to me. I've staring at their t------ and their butts, and i start hallucinatng tearing their clothes off and f------ them and they've noticed my stares and have started distancing themselves from me and have started dressing in more layers, I've asked them to help me get a girlfriend but they just keep telling me b------- like shave, get a shower, and or get new clothes for the time in 10 years then i just start getting angry as f---, im 30 years old and theyve been telling me this s--- for years, it's not that easy to do all those things. Soon i feel like im going to snap, i used to masturbate 5 times a day to control myself but that's not even enough anymore i need to feel a woman's supple flesh, her bosoms in my hand and my c--- in her moist warm tightness but it's so difficult so far to reach, why did god make it this way, i need a woman because i cant f--- my sisters 70 KB JPG 5 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)09:54:02 No.57808305 >Uncle's a nam vet >Has ptsd like it's going out of style >aunt adopts a little dog, a "toy" breed mutt >mutt do be fartin' 202 KB PNG >a lot >one night uncle's inna kitchen, looking for a pot to cook in >dog behind him rips a very sharp fart >uncle immediately flashed back to a sniper round pounding his buddy's head off >uncle flips out and whips a cast iron pot at the dog >pot hits harder than a roid raging pro wrestler when his son looks at him the wrong way >wet crunch and a ragged wheeze >family is officially un-dogged
Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)09:54:02 No.57808305 >Uncle's a nam vet >Has ptsd like it's going out of style >aunt adopts a little dog, a "toy" breed mutt >mutt do be fartin' 202 KB PNG >a lot >one night uncle's inna kitchen, looking for a pot to cook in >dog behind him rips a very sharp fart >uncle immediately flashed back to a sniper round pounding his buddy's head off >uncle flips out and whips a cast iron pot at the dog >pot hits harder than a roid raging pro wrestler when his son looks at him the wrong way >wet crunch and a ragged wheeze >family is officially un-dogged

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 02/27/20(Thu)16:05:12 No.821609068 >be me >italian >own a parapharmacy >hear about coronavirus >know italians are dumb and easily scared >buy huge stock of hand sanitizer and face masks >spend about 75% of my savings on it >ff 2 weeks >coronavirus arrives in Italy >people are scared >face masks and hand sanitizer are sold out in any store >I am the only one to have huge stocks in warehouse >put sign outside "Here you can find face masks and hand sanitizer" >jack prices up >people are flooding the shop >everyone is buying them >in less than 2 weeks we sold everything we had in stock MFW in 2 weeks I earned more than I made last year Thank you, Italian ignorance.
: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 02/27/20(Thu)16:05:12 No.821609068 >be me >italian >own a parapharmacy >hear about coronavirus >know italians are dumb and easily scared >buy huge stock of hand sanitizer and face masks >spend about 75% of my savings on it >ff 2 weeks >coronavirus arrives in Italy >people are scared >face masks and hand sanitizer are sold out in any store >I am the only one to have huge stocks in warehouse >put sign outside "Here you can find face masks and hand sanitizer" >jack prices up >people are flooding the shop >everyone is buying them >in less than 2 weeks we sold everything we had in stock MFW in 2 weeks I earned more than I made last year Thank you, Italian ignorance.

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Anon Found Nirvana in Wageslavery | /r/Greentext

File: apuwagie.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) DIPLOMA APU APUSTAJA KACEY INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY APESTALIA PEPE INC. LIVE TICKER O Anonymous (ID: 6hW2raag) 04/12/23 (Wed)15:47:14 No.54565657 >>54565669 >>54565691 >>54565699 >>54565709 >>54565715 I'm happiest when I work. It's like I have wageslavery flowing through my veins. I enter a state of blissful concentration and engagement and am blessed with unlimited energy from the wagiegod above. I realize I'm nothing but a slave, but the satisfaction I get from it is like that of a labrador bringing back a masters stick. Bless Wageslavery. I'd unironically do it for free, the fact I get a fat paycheck for it makes me feel like I'm scamming someone. TLDR: Arbeit macht frei, but unironically
File: apuwagie.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) DIPLOMA APU APUSTAJA KACEY INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY APESTALIA PEPE INC. LIVE TICKER O Anonymous (ID: 6hW2raag) 04/12/23 (Wed)15:47:14 No.54565657 >>54565669 >>54565691 >>54565699 >>54565709 >>54565715 I'm happiest when I work. It's like I have wageslavery flowing through my veins. I enter a state of blissful concentration and engagement and am blessed with unlimited energy from the wagiegod above. I realize I'm nothing but a slave, but the satisfaction I get from it is like that of a labrador bringing back a masters stick. Bless Wageslavery. I'd unironically do it for free, the fact I get a fat paycheck for it makes me feel like I'm scamming someone. TLDR: Arbeit macht frei, but unironically

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Anon plays the hit game splatoon 3 out now on Nintendo switch | /r/Greentext

Game review anon 04/12/23(Wed)20:10:37 No.897479362 Splatoon 3 review 97 KB JPG f--- >download splatoon 3 >£60 >all the haircuts you can choose from are either female or ugly as >one of the announcers has severe Down syndrome >every single post I see in the game plaza is about how op is gay or trans >the matches are very similar to those in splatoon 2, they feel a bit more chaotic with more explosions and stuff but I feel like I get killed out of the blue a lot more often >weapons are mostly the same, with 2 new classes that are varied, fun and balanced, fitting in well with the previous line >the main draw for them is the new ultimate abilities, there are a bunch of them, and they recharge fast so in big fights someone's always using them >I picked to be one of the octopus ones rather than the squid ones and can't change it back, if anyone knows how to change it or why they are now freinds with the squids lore wise please tell me thanks >characters in general look a lot better proportioned now I haven't played any campaign or salmon run yet, I will update when I do >overall it's not really worth the price rn if you already have splatoon 2 unless you are a big fan of the game. Or really want the new campaign. I give it a 6.5/10
Game review anon 04/12/23(Wed)20:10:37 No.897479362 Splatoon 3 review 97 KB JPG f--- >download splatoon 3 >£60 >all the haircuts you can choose from are either female or ugly as >one of the announcers has severe Down syndrome >every single post I see in the game plaza is about how op is gay or trans >the matches are very similar to those in splatoon 2, they feel a bit more chaotic with more explosions and stuff but I feel like I get killed out of the blue a lot more often >weapons are mostly the same, with 2 new classes that are varied, fun and balanced, fitting in well with the previous line >the main draw for them is the new ultimate abilities, there are a bunch of them, and they recharge fast so in big fights someone's always using them >I picked to be one of the octopus ones rather than the squid ones and can't change it back, if anyone knows how to change it or why they are now freinds with the squids lore wise please tell me thanks >characters in general look a lot better proportioned now I haven't played any campaign or salmon run yet, I will update when I do >overall it's not really worth the price rn if you already have splatoon 2 unless you are a big fan of the game. Or really want the new campaign. I give it a 6.5/10

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anon is sorry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/23(Thu)04:17:50 No.72930358 my 168133872149479951.jpg 12 KB JPG >femoid telling me about bad things that happened to her >say I'm sorry >"It's okay, it's not your fault" >say I know, I was trying to express sympathy, not remorse >femoid stops talking to me >mutual acquaintance later tells me femoid said I was an ass to her What the f--- did I do wrong 04/13/23(Thu)04:21:43 No.72930399 : Anonymous >>72930358 (OP) # >it's not your fault This means "It wasn't your doing, but thank you for sympathizing". The "I know" probably comes off wrong too. You weren't an ass, but you were autistic, which is the same in women speak
: Anonymous 04/13/23(Thu)04:17:50 No.72930358 my 168133872149479951.jpg 12 KB JPG >femoid telling me about bad things that happened to her >say I'm sorry >"It's okay, it's not your fault" >say I know, I was trying to express sympathy, not remorse >femoid stops talking to me >mutual acquaintance later tells me femoid said I was an ass to her What the f--- did I do wrong 04/13/23(Thu)04:21:43 No.72930399 : Anonymous >>72930358 (OP) # >it's not your fault This means "It wasn't your doing, but thank you for sympathizing". The "I know" probably comes off wrong too. You weren't an ass, but you were autistic, which is the same in women speak

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Your best gamer friend (A Shor(...) 04/12/23(Wed)10:33:00 No.633864208 >be friends with guy through vidya since childhood >he got bad on heroine >finally cleaned his act up in last two years >he could never afford a PC due to his habit but recently got into it. >we reconnect, play some VR once in a while and he asks what games I recommend. >I, and a few others recommend some stellar pc games that the main group plays as well as some cult classics that we think he'd enjoy >some time passes, he hasn't gotten any of the games >haven't heard from him in a couple weeks >we only ever see him play League of Legends now I AINT ADDICTED IM COMMITTED 117 KB JPG Are all League of Legend players opiate abuser? Why is LoL taking my best friend away after he just beat heroin? I'm sad : Anonymous kill yourself t----- 04/12/23(Wed)10:48:20 No.633865413
Anonymous Your best gamer friend (A Shor(...) 04/12/23(Wed)10:33:00 No.633864208 >be friends with guy through vidya since childhood >he got bad on heroine >finally cleaned his act up in last two years >he could never afford a PC due to his habit but recently got into it. >we reconnect, play some VR once in a while and he asks what games I recommend. >I, and a few others recommend some stellar pc games that the main group plays as well as some cult classics that we think he'd enjoy >some time passes, he hasn't gotten any of the games >haven't heard from him in a couple weeks >we only ever see him play League of Legends now I AINT ADDICTED IM COMMITTED 117 KB JPG Are all League of Legend players opiate abuser? Why is LoL taking my best friend away after he just beat heroin? I'm sad : Anonymous kill yourself t----- 04/12/23(Wed)10:48:20 No.633865413

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Anon thinks of christianity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Christianity, black pill disgu(...) >You were created only to serve one purpose >you fail that purpose the moment you were born >the ultimate being that made you hates you >you will always be seen as disgusting and evil to the ultimate being >you constantly and unwillingly do thing that make the ultimate being angrier and angrier at you >the ultimate being wants to send you into a state of pain and suffering forever >the path the ultimate being is 99% likely to torture you forever even if you try to do please him and try to follow its path for salvation. damn 58 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)01:44:18 No.14881994 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous Christianity, black pill disgu(...) >You were created only to serve one purpose >you fail that purpose the moment you were born >the ultimate being that made you hates you >you will always be seen as disgusting and evil to the ultimate being >you constantly and unwillingly do thing that make the ultimate being angrier and angrier at you >the ultimate being wants to send you into a state of pain and suffering forever >the path the ultimate being is 99% likely to torture you forever even if you try to do please him and try to follow its path for salvation. damn 58 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)01:44:18 No.14881994 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has taken the hotdogbunpill | /r/Greentext

M WHITE HOT DOG BUNS BARDH 35 KB JPG Have you taken the hotdogbunpill anons? It is the best format to enjoy bread. >you can cut them open to make small hoagie rolls if you want a sandwich (make two if you're really hungry) >much better for dipping in soup than regular sliced bread >typically eight in a bag so you can plan how long they will last(unlike sliced bread where you don't know how many slices there are) >travels better in lunch bags if you're on the go >clean, minimalist aesthetics on the kitchen counter >can use the whole package, unlike bread loaves that have that undesirable piece on both ends Hotdog buns are just better all around.
M WHITE HOT DOG BUNS BARDH 35 KB JPG Have you taken the hotdogbunpill anons? It is the best format to enjoy bread. >you can cut them open to make small hoagie rolls if you want a sandwich (make two if you're really hungry) >much better for dipping in soup than regular sliced bread >typically eight in a bag so you can plan how long they will last(unlike sliced bread where you don't know how many slices there are) >travels better in lunch bags if you're on the go >clean, minimalist aesthetics on the kitchen counter >can use the whole package, unlike bread loaves that have that undesirable piece on both ends Hotdog buns are just better all around.

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Advice from anon | /r/Greentext

>grow up with strict dad >pretty much the "no" parent >take an interest in motocross at a young age, dad tries to have stipulations and other b------- to frustrate me into not wanting to pursue hobbies >people tell me growing up that high school will be the best time of your life 36 KB JPG >think to myself "if this is supposed to be the peak of my life I may as well rope" >the opposite happens once I graduate >ffw to me being 19 years old, Dad realizes that me being an adult means I can make my own choices >past few months have been rough >unfairly fired from Lowe's, Grandpa and emotional support cat died 4 months apart >always thought that being in a relationship would fix everything >work on my kx100 to take my mind off things >after dating and ghosting a girl who bright up wedding rings on the first date I slowly realize that being single isn't actually all bad if I just pursue my hobbies and take care of myself >hear stories from friends about how they found their long time partners doing what they love and that it was unexpected >Realize after watching Eva that you keep going through hard times with the goal that things actually get better >gain the ability to view being single in a positive light without not wanting to be with a girl my life actually f------ improved substantially not moping about being single and not getting my d--- wet. Just don't worry about other people's lives and what they're doing, just do what makes you genuinely happy. I thought I'd share because I don't know how to tell people I know without sounding weird. Also thought that this advice would help other anons that are struggling.
>grow up with strict dad >pretty much the "no" parent >take an interest in motocross at a young age, dad tries to have stipulations and other b------- to frustrate me into not wanting to pursue hobbies >people tell me growing up that high school will be the best time of your life 36 KB JPG >think to myself "if this is supposed to be the peak of my life I may as well rope" >the opposite happens once I graduate >ffw to me being 19 years old, Dad realizes that me being an adult means I can make my own choices >past few months have been rough >unfairly fired from Lowe's, Grandpa and emotional support cat died 4 months apart >always thought that being in a relationship would fix everything >work on my kx100 to take my mind off things >after dating and ghosting a girl who bright up wedding rings on the first date I slowly realize that being single isn't actually all bad if I just pursue my hobbies and take care of myself >hear stories from friends about how they found their long time partners doing what they love and that it was unexpected >Realize after watching Eva that you keep going through hard times with the goal that things actually get better >gain the ability to view being single in a positive light without not wanting to be with a girl my life actually f------ improved substantially not moping about being single and not getting my d--- wet. Just don't worry about other people's lives and what they're doing, just do what makes you genuinely happy. I thought I'd share because I don't know how to tell people I know without sounding weird. Also thought that this advice would help other anons that are struggling.

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Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)17:49:08 like 90% of these couples' comics always go >honey i had bad day >it ok touch my boob >day good now No.633876008
Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)17:49:08 like 90% of these couples' comics always go >honey i had bad day >it ok touch my boob >day good now No.633876008

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Anon murders his mother........ | /r/Greentext

285 KB JPG > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.
285 KB JPG > Be me > Years ago. Still in womb. > Hear dad whispering nice poems. > Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3 > Hear dad leave for work. > Hear mom invite over 'Tyrone' > Black hose starts knocking against my head. > Hear dad come back and cry. > Hear mom beg for forgiveness. > Says he's staying for me. > mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me. > Cant let that happen. > Decide to poison her toth bloodstream > Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx > Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom. > Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.

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Anon is high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 410 KB PNG 04/12/23(Wed)07:54:09 No.72920339 >be me >stoned "Man i'm not getting high as much as i used to" >This was something i have been noticing over time, not as much of a body high as i liked >realization.gif >i still feel different >Brain emphasizes differences and I'm noticing them >Realize i'm just as high as i always have been >Suddenly my high is 10x better Why haven't you done this anon?
: Anonymous 410 KB PNG 04/12/23(Wed)07:54:09 No.72920339 >be me >stoned "Man i'm not getting high as much as i used to" >This was something i have been noticing over time, not as much of a body high as i liked >realization.gif >i still feel different >Brain emphasizes differences and I'm noticing them >Realize i'm just as high as i always have been >Suddenly my high is 10x better Why haven't you done this anon?

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Plot twist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)17:22:38 No.140835638 Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? I thought it was just for a couple years but no they have to do it every day for the rest of their miserable lives Imao >>140835673 # >>140835726 # : Anonymous >>140835638 # >Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? Yes. 03/08/21(Mon)17:23:19 No.140835673 >I thought it was just for a couple years It is. >>140835708 # >>140835737 # >>140835738 # >>140835800 # >>140835826 # >>140835846 # >>140835883 # >>140835904 # >>140835909 # >>140835911 #
: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)17:22:38 No.140835638 Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? I thought it was just for a couple years but no they have to do it every day for the rest of their miserable lives Imao >>140835673 # >>140835726 # : Anonymous >>140835638 # >Did you guys know they have to dilate for life? Yes. 03/08/21(Mon)17:23:19 No.140835673 >I thought it was just for a couple years It is. >>140835708 # >>140835737 # >>140835738 # >>140835800 # >>140835826 # >>140835846 # >>140835883 # >>140835904 # >>140835909 # >>140835911 #

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