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: Anonymous (ID: ODOBaxns) 9 11/13/23(Mon)23:00:44 No.448677117 >zoomers get access to social media >immediately starts naming the jew >millenials get access to social media >treat it as their personal diary and cancel anyone who says mean things about them Were Millennials a mistake? Why are Zoomers this based but Millennials continuously keep being f------? 73 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: ODOBaxns) 9 11/13/23(Mon)23:00:44 No.448677117 >zoomers get access to social media >immediately starts naming the jew >millenials get access to social media >treat it as their personal diary and cancel anyone who says mean things about them Were Millennials a mistake? Why are Zoomers this based but Millennials continuously keep being f------? 73 KB JPG

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Divorce Dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous not sure anymore 11/15/23(Wed)02:46:03 No.909337403 48 KB PNG >be me 3 months ago >Watching 3 year old son and 6 month old daughter after work >Wife gone, don't hear back from her >Get a text from a pal who's at a party and shows a picture of wife making out with another dude >Wife gets home and immediately tells me she wants a divorce saying she wants better >Tell her about the picture and show >She says she doesn't care >She deleted the photo from my phone that night, end up divorcing >Wife lies to court every moment she can to get custody of kids and ends up winning making things up about me >Ffw to this week, alone in apartment >Feel so unbearably empty >When moving barstool it creates a sound that reminds me of my daughter's cry >Sitting down now, I feel nauseous >this isn't my last note, but what the f--- do I even do anymore
Anonymous not sure anymore 11/15/23(Wed)02:46:03 No.909337403 48 KB PNG >be me 3 months ago >Watching 3 year old son and 6 month old daughter after work >Wife gone, don't hear back from her >Get a text from a pal who's at a party and shows a picture of wife making out with another dude >Wife gets home and immediately tells me she wants a divorce saying she wants better >Tell her about the picture and show >She says she doesn't care >She deleted the photo from my phone that night, end up divorcing >Wife lies to court every moment she can to get custody of kids and ends up winning making things up about me >Ffw to this week, alone in apartment >Feel so unbearably empty >When moving barstool it creates a sound that reminds me of my daughter's cry >Sitting down now, I feel nauseous >this isn't my last note, but what the f--- do I even do anymore

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Im going hecking insane | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)09:37:37 No.192100115 H._P_Lovecraft,_June_1934.jpg 67 KB JPG >sees some weird space octopus man >goes insane LMAO garbage writing >>192101964 # : Anonymous >>192100115 (OP) # Y'all literally go insane whenever you see a trans person, he wasn't too far fetched you chud 11/15/23(Wed)09:39:03 No.192100168
: Anonymous 11/15/23(Wed)09:37:37 No.192100115 H._P_Lovecraft,_June_1934.jpg 67 KB JPG >sees some weird space octopus man >goes insane LMAO garbage writing >>192101964 # : Anonymous >>192100115 (OP) # Y'all literally go insane whenever you see a trans person, he wasn't too far fetched you chud 11/15/23(Wed)09:39:03 No.192100168

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A Sauceful Gesture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)23:12:14 No.75422579 >be me >trying to impress crush with mad cooking skills >decide to make spaghetti >boiling water, spaghetti, everything's going great >reach for the spaghetti sauce on the top shelf spaghetti jar avalanche >covered in tomatoey chaos >crush walks in, sees the mess >"Well, looks like someone sauced up their love life!" >we both burst out laughing >turns out, spaghetti disaster was the perfect icebreaker >spaghetti date night next week
Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)23:12:14 No.75422579 >be me >trying to impress crush with mad cooking skills >decide to make spaghetti >boiling water, spaghetti, everything's going great >reach for the spaghetti sauce on the top shelf spaghetti jar avalanche >covered in tomatoey chaos >crush walks in, sees the mess >"Well, looks like someone sauced up their love life!" >we both burst out laughing >turns out, spaghetti disaster was the perfect icebreaker >spaghetti date night next week

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Describe what would happen... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3.11 MB PNG >>454274997 # Anonymous >>454274930 # I want this slut on my c--- >>454275268 # 11/15/23(Wed)00:28:29 No.454274930 11/15/23(Wed)00:29:27 No.454274997 >>454276910 # Anonymous >>454274997 # describe what would happen 11/15/23(Wed)00:32:50 No.454275268 Anonymous >>454275268 # >12 minutes of uncomfortable grunting >3 minutes of me trying to make my d--- work >2 minutes of me sobbing uncontrollably >5 minutes of 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:35 No.454276910 >3 hours and 47 minutes of driving out of town >2 hours and 5 minutes of burying the body >27 years of morose paranoia before I am brought to justice >8 hours and 29 minutes of having a breakdown in court and threatening the jury >3 years on death row
: Anonymous 3.11 MB PNG >>454274997 # Anonymous >>454274930 # I want this slut on my c--- >>454275268 # 11/15/23(Wed)00:28:29 No.454274930 11/15/23(Wed)00:29:27 No.454274997 >>454276910 # Anonymous >>454274997 # describe what would happen 11/15/23(Wed)00:32:50 No.454275268 Anonymous >>454275268 # >12 minutes of uncomfortable grunting >3 minutes of me trying to make my d--- work >2 minutes of me sobbing uncontrollably >5 minutes of 11/15/23(Wed)00:55:35 No.454276910 >3 hours and 47 minutes of driving out of town >2 hours and 5 minutes of burying the body >27 years of morose paranoia before I am brought to justice >8 hours and 29 minutes of having a breakdown in court and threatening the jury >3 years on death row

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Anon almost fails NNN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 11/15/23(Wed)06:23:10 No.75420313 >be me >be horny >boot up FarmD and start jerking off >remember it's november >toolatenow.jpg >reach into drawer for fleshlight >sitck finger in to see if I need to lube it up (I usually use the c-- from the last time I used it as lube) >feel something move >What the f---.png >feel it again >freak out and flail finger out of fleshlight >atleast 30 f------ maggots and fleshlight fly across room >what the actual f--- >realise I left a c-- filled fleshlight in a dark drawer for 18 days without cleaning or touching it >nearly puke >throw fleshlight out window >close FarmD mfw
: Anonymous 17 KB PNG 11/15/23(Wed)06:23:10 No.75420313 >be me >be horny >boot up FarmD and start jerking off >remember it's november >toolatenow.jpg >reach into drawer for fleshlight >sitck finger in to see if I need to lube it up (I usually use the c-- from the last time I used it as lube) >feel something move >What the f---.png >feel it again >freak out and flail finger out of fleshlight >atleast 30 f------ maggots and fleshlight fly across room >what the actual f--- >realise I left a c-- filled fleshlight in a dark drawer for 18 days without cleaning or touching it >nearly puke >throw fleshlight out window >close FarmD mfw

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Anon talks about nintendo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bandai Namco x Nintendo Se Gaming Sa Bandai Namco Studios has announced Studio 2/Studio 5 a development studio that exists specifically to work on Nintendo games They've already added Mano Kart 8 DX, Your and Smash Ultimate to it retroactively. (credit to @Mondo Mega for the heads upl Studio 2 Studio S van.com dude1139 MORETASESTRA NEL MISTE SUSINA N X 267 KB PNG Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)22:25:03 No.657458145 >Bandai Namco Studios has announced Studio 2/Studio S, a development studio that exists specifically to work on Nintendo it retroactively. Hype? hope? fears? 198 Replies / 38 Images >>657524849 # games. >They've already added Mario Kart 8 DX, Tour and Smash Ultimate to View Thread 11/14/23(Tue)18:42:04 No.657524489 Didn't namco also do Pokemon Snap? Why are Nintendo so opposed to owning their own studios? They're notorious for work for hire only. They literally let companies that have made them games for decades go bankrupt and close. Why the f--- are they so cheap? Tightwad f------.
: Anonymous Bandai Namco x Nintendo Se Gaming Sa Bandai Namco Studios has announced Studio 2/Studio 5 a development studio that exists specifically to work on Nintendo games They've already added Mano Kart 8 DX, Your and Smash Ultimate to it retroactively. (credit to @Mondo Mega for the heads upl Studio 2 Studio S van.com dude1139 MORETASESTRA NEL MISTE SUSINA N X 267 KB PNG Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)22:25:03 No.657458145 >Bandai Namco Studios has announced Studio 2/Studio S, a development studio that exists specifically to work on Nintendo it retroactively. Hype? hope? fears? 198 Replies / 38 Images >>657524849 # games. >They've already added Mario Kart 8 DX, Tour and Smash Ultimate to View Thread 11/14/23(Tue)18:42:04 No.657524489 Didn't namco also do Pokemon Snap? Why are Nintendo so opposed to owning their own studios? They're notorious for work for hire only. They literally let companies that have made them games for decades go bankrupt and close. Why the f--- are they so cheap? Tightwad f------.

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Through the Eyes of fool | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)20:10:44 No.75421229 Every day i thank the stars im not a zoomer. Every single zoomer woman >tons of tattoos >w----- around online >dead eyes >ugly >fat >trashy >emotionally dead before turning 20 >on medication >already f----- 20 chads and tyrones >talks in Ebonics >parties every week >alcoholics and pot heads H-------- im so lucky just to have dated women who wear dresses and look like actual humans You zoomers are so f-----. Your will miss out on every single life experience.
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)20:10:44 No.75421229 Every day i thank the stars im not a zoomer. Every single zoomer woman >tons of tattoos >w----- around online >dead eyes >ugly >fat >trashy >emotionally dead before turning 20 >on medication >already f----- 20 chads and tyrones >talks in Ebonics >parties every week >alcoholics and pot heads H-------- im so lucky just to have dated women who wear dresses and look like actual humans You zoomers are so f-----. Your will miss out on every single life experience.

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Queen's Narrative | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen 12 KB JPG >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible
Anonymous 11/14/23(Tue)22:44:01 No.75422385 >playing chess >white >massive blunder turns game and puts me at a disadvantage >get force checked and pushed into a corner by black queen >before I even process how I lost the game >immediately imagine the king as an effeminate boy being pushed against a wall and getting railed by a dark haired evil goth queen 12 KB JPG >get butterflies in my stomach It's even more OVER than previously thought possible

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Whispers of Despair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 188 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)14:53:01 No.75418266 >dad died in may >mom constantly on the verge of panic attacks and crying still >grandma constantly in and out of hospitals, won't contact us anymore since Dad died >had to put down a cat a few months ago >found out one of the cats has feline HIV today despite not having it prior How do you find the will to keep living anymore?
Anonymous 188 KB JPG 11/14/23(Tue)14:53:01 No.75418266 >dad died in may >mom constantly on the verge of panic attacks and crying still >grandma constantly in and out of hospitals, won't contact us anymore since Dad died >had to put down a cat a few months ago >found out one of the cats has feline HIV today despite not having it prior How do you find the will to keep living anymore?

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Everyday Cracks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)23:57:25 No.75414646 >one life >born to narcissistic abusive parents that f----- me up for life >covered in self harm scars, acne scars and keloids >move away from my parents and finally get my s--- together, get /fit/, get a gf, get a good job >will always look like s--- thanks to my physical scars giving me ugly ass skin >will never be able to form truly healthy relationships thanks to my mental scars permanently f------ me up and get in retarded fights with my gf all the time just like my parents did 88 KB JPG Anyone else feeling broken today? Man its f------ rough. I try so f------ hard every day bros. I try so hard. I don't get another chance, I'm going to die one day and every day until then is just some hell march I have to fight through in my own head. Just to take another step forward. Why couldn't I have had people in my life supporting me? Why do I have to do it all by myself?
Anonymous 11/13/23(Mon)23:57:25 No.75414646 >one life >born to narcissistic abusive parents that f----- me up for life >covered in self harm scars, acne scars and keloids >move away from my parents and finally get my s--- together, get /fit/, get a gf, get a good job >will always look like s--- thanks to my physical scars giving me ugly ass skin >will never be able to form truly healthy relationships thanks to my mental scars permanently f------ me up and get in retarded fights with my gf all the time just like my parents did 88 KB JPG Anyone else feeling broken today? Man its f------ rough. I try so f------ hard every day bros. I try so hard. I don't get another chance, I'm going to die one day and every day until then is just some hell march I have to fight through in my own head. Just to take another step forward. Why couldn't I have had people in my life supporting me? Why do I have to do it all by myself?

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Misguided Manhood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 300 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)09:32:38 No.75415521 Make women uncomfortable >sit next to them in public transport Women always told me, while having the feminist lecture, this is the most uncomfortable thing for them. Do not respect them, because why should you? >while walking past to them, look at them straight in the eye. They apparently hate le "stereotypical male gaze" >speak about your REAL interests instead of playing a kind character. You like war? Speak about it. You like Sci-Fi, speak about it. Women hate them? Who cares. >do your hair as you want, do not aim for attractiveness. >wear anything you want, do not aim for validation >talk to them when they are sitting alone or with other girls, they say when they hate men approaching them so f it >Be angry, be unapologetic but don't be cringe. Learn to calm down when it is convenient. >Create manospheres, cultivate them IRL. You have Whatsapp? Then, create a boys' club. You have Instagram? Befriend bros. Women hate manospheres, apparently >F--- morality The traditional morality is for fetishization of women, the new morality is for empowering the women. F--- morality, just get rid off it. >Earn money >Be happy Happy men is what hurts them much, be happy, do anything to be happy. They do not try to make you comfortable and be kind towards you, so make them feel uncomfortable and act like yourself. This is a two- sided war now. Use their own tactics against them.
Anonymous 300 KB PNG 11/14/23(Tue)09:32:38 No.75415521 Make women uncomfortable >sit next to them in public transport Women always told me, while having the feminist lecture, this is the most uncomfortable thing for them. Do not respect them, because why should you? >while walking past to them, look at them straight in the eye. They apparently hate le "stereotypical male gaze" >speak about your REAL interests instead of playing a kind character. You like war? Speak about it. You like Sci-Fi, speak about it. Women hate them? Who cares. >do your hair as you want, do not aim for attractiveness. >wear anything you want, do not aim for validation >talk to them when they are sitting alone or with other girls, they say when they hate men approaching them so f it >Be angry, be unapologetic but don't be cringe. Learn to calm down when it is convenient. >Create manospheres, cultivate them IRL. You have Whatsapp? Then, create a boys' club. You have Instagram? Befriend bros. Women hate manospheres, apparently >F--- morality The traditional morality is for fetishization of women, the new morality is for empowering the women. F--- morality, just get rid off it. >Earn money >Be happy Happy men is what hurts them much, be happy, do anything to be happy. They do not try to make you comfortable and be kind towards you, so make them feel uncomfortable and act like yourself. This is a two- sided war now. Use their own tactics against them.

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hits the gym | /r/Greentext

>be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat
>be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat

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Anon gets a kiss every day. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 247 KB JPG >Happy New Year's Eve, anon! So which lucky lady are you kissing at midnight? : Anonymous >>50148958 (OP) # The barrel of my shotgun probably. 14/
: Anonymous 247 KB JPG >Happy New Year's Eve, anon! So which lucky lady are you kissing at midnight? : Anonymous >>50148958 (OP) # The barrel of my shotgun probably. 14/

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.59 MB GIF 11/14/23(Tue)13:12:47 No.75418455 >be me >meet a gender-fluid girl on Grindr >she comes over to my house >I start sucking her d--- >in the middle of she changes her gender to a man >mfw I sucked a guys d--- >mfw I am gay now
Anonymous 2.59 MB GIF 11/14/23(Tue)13:12:47 No.75418455 >be me >meet a gender-fluid girl on Grindr >she comes over to my house >I start sucking her d--- >in the middle of she changes her gender to a man >mfw I sucked a guys d--- >mfw I am gay now

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Lost in Forgetfulness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anons what do I do? 11/14/23(Tue)16:57:28 No.909312325 >Got my ass beat when I was 7 because I called my mom by her name. >Got my ass beat so quick I thought calling a parent by their name was a super forbidden satanic b------- thing. >Steadily forgot my mom's entire name as I grew up and never questioned it. >If her name was brought up in a conversation I thought whoever was talking was talking about some random f------ person. 36 KB JPG >Fast forward to two months ago and she passed away. >Her headstone was processed and it had the name "Christina" on it. >The entire family was around and I thought someone else had died (other than my mom) with their name chiseled into the headstone. I opened my mouth and asked my sister who "Christina" was. >Immediately the whole room went quiet and my sister screamed at me wondering how I didn't know moms actual name. >I went into detail why. >Then I got called a p------------. The majority of the family hasn't talked to me in weeks. Is there a way I can mend this situation?
Anonymous Anons what do I do? 11/14/23(Tue)16:57:28 No.909312325 >Got my ass beat when I was 7 because I called my mom by her name. >Got my ass beat so quick I thought calling a parent by their name was a super forbidden satanic b------- thing. >Steadily forgot my mom's entire name as I grew up and never questioned it. >If her name was brought up in a conversation I thought whoever was talking was talking about some random f------ person. 36 KB JPG >Fast forward to two months ago and she passed away. >Her headstone was processed and it had the name "Christina" on it. >The entire family was around and I thought someone else had died (other than my mom) with their name chiseled into the headstone. I opened my mouth and asked my sister who "Christina" was. >Immediately the whole room went quiet and my sister screamed at me wondering how I didn't know moms actual name. >I went into detail why. >Then I got called a p------------. The majority of the family hasn't talked to me in weeks. Is there a way I can mend this situation?

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