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: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)06:02:11 No.167929935 16 KB JPG >mfw a Brit calls me a "rubbish wanker"

: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)06:02:11 No.167929935 16 KB JPG >mfw a Brit calls me a "rubbish wanker"

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heightism, incel 07/17/22(Sun)19:44:12 No.69450256 >i am a 27 year old indian (bengali) hindu guy >i live and work in an forensic accounting firm in Philadelphia >i earn 75K usd annually Sal 15 KB JPG > while growing up zero women showed interest in me in India and now in US > my father is 5'10 and mother is 4'9 in height and I am 5'2 > i live with a Nigerian guy (doing phd in statistics) and an Iranian guy (doing phd in data security) >Nigerian guy is 5'10 and Iranian guy is 6'2 > they are good room mates >however every weekend they go out and pick women and bang them >they banged white, latina, black, arab, indian, bangladeshi, sri lankan women >they once invited three girls (one indian and two japanese girls) and tried to set me up with indian chick >Indian chick had an ewww look seeing my height and ended up banging the Nigerian guy >Iranian guy had a threesome with the Japanese girls >i cant tolerate hearing the loud sex noises each and every weekend >i hate my parents specially my dad for marrying such a short woman >i now have tied a noose with jump rope and thinking of just ending it altogether >give me something even a shred of hope or just say that my life is over

heightism, incel 07/17/22(Sun)19:44:12 No.69450256 >i am a 27 year old indian (bengali) hindu guy >i live and work in an forensic accounting firm in Philadelphia >i earn 75K usd annually Sal 15 KB JPG > while growing up zero women showed interest in me in India and now in US > my father is 5'10 and mother is 4'9 in height and I am 5'2 > i live with a Nigerian guy (doing phd in statistics) and an Iranian guy (doing phd in data security) >Nigerian guy is 5'10 and Iranian guy is 6'2 > they are good room mates >however every weekend they go out and pick women and bang them >they banged white, latina, black, arab, indian, bangladeshi, sri lankan women >they once invited three girls (one indian and two japanese girls) and tried to set me up with indian chick >Indian chick had an ewww look seeing my height and ended up banging the Nigerian guy >Iranian guy had a threesome with the Japanese girls >i cant tolerate hearing the loud sex noises each and every weekend >i hate my parents specially my dad for marrying such a short woman >i now have tied a noose with jump rope and thinking of just ending it altogether >give me something even a shred of hope or just say that my life is over

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>"Excuse me?" Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)23:48:09 No.882300813 >Be me, former NEET one week into recently acquired job (IT) >At some dumb company party >See two co-workers talking, one 6'1" guy and one 8/10 qt3.14 that I've been interested in since I got the job >Approach them as I try to possibly merge myself into conversation >Hear guy tell girl this funny story about something that happened to him on vacation >Brain instantly recognizes it as fairly well-known greentext >Blurt out "Oh yea, I read that greentext too" >Both look confused, girl stops smiling >Try to explain what a greentext is for a good 15 seconds >Girl starts to look at me in disgust >Walk away without saying anything >Spend rest of the party by the snack table not talking to anyone >Guy from earlier comes walk up to me and smirks >Whispers in my ear "You're a little autistic aren't you anon" >Lets out a soft but audible "kek" >Walks away without elaborating >It's been 3 months since then, and I've yet to see that guy again >What does it mean?

>"Excuse me?" Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)23:48:09 No.882300813 >Be me, former NEET one week into recently acquired job (IT) >At some dumb company party >See two co-workers talking, one 6'1" guy and one 8/10 qt3.14 that I've been interested in since I got the job >Approach them as I try to possibly merge myself into conversation >Hear guy tell girl this funny story about something that happened to him on vacation >Brain instantly recognizes it as fairly well-known greentext >Blurt out "Oh yea, I read that greentext too" >Both look confused, girl stops smiling >Try to explain what a greentext is for a good 15 seconds >Girl starts to look at me in disgust >Walk away without saying anything >Spend rest of the party by the snack table not talking to anyone >Guy from earlier comes walk up to me and smirks >Whispers in my ear "You're a little autistic aren't you anon" >Lets out a soft but audible "kek" >Walks away without elaborating >It's been 3 months since then, and I've yet to see that guy again >What does it mean?

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anon watches the new star wars movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STAR WARS JEDI FALLEN ORDER 1.53 MB JPG 07/19/22(Tue)03:57:49 No.882312234 >year is 2040 >Star wars episode 10 is out >A new generation will be able to witness this wonderful series >Movie starts, kids whining in the theatre >First scene has a young Jewish man of color on a segregated planet getting kicked out of a bar >Guago Loin, the chonker alien looking dude from the Disney+ star wars special #42 steps into the scene and calls the restaurant owner a bigot racist f--- >Crowd cheers, Guago let's the young Jew onto his ship and they start flying away >While on the ship the Jew finds a lightsaber and accidentally uses the force to grab it >Guago tells him to practice well because they're going to have to fight >They land on a swamp planet where they see Cal Kestus from the Fallen order game fighting off some s--- troopers >Crowd cheers at the site of him >Rest of the movie is spent on CGI swamp fights >Final fight is the Jewish man decapitating the Darth Vader clone >Movie ends with Cal kissing the Jewish man and winking at the camera >Post credit scene shows Tobey Maguire as an old man looking at his new Funko pop, hinting of an MCU crossover >I cry tears of joy and thank God everyday for Disney

: Anonymous STAR WARS JEDI FALLEN ORDER 1.53 MB JPG 07/19/22(Tue)03:57:49 No.882312234 >year is 2040 >Star wars episode 10 is out >A new generation will be able to witness this wonderful series >Movie starts, kids whining in the theatre >First scene has a young Jewish man of color on a segregated planet getting kicked out of a bar >Guago Loin, the chonker alien looking dude from the Disney+ star wars special #42 steps into the scene and calls the restaurant owner a bigot racist f--- >Crowd cheers, Guago let's the young Jew onto his ship and they start flying away >While on the ship the Jew finds a lightsaber and accidentally uses the force to grab it >Guago tells him to practice well because they're going to have to fight >They land on a swamp planet where they see Cal Kestus from the Fallen order game fighting off some s--- troopers >Crowd cheers at the site of him >Rest of the movie is spent on CGI swamp fights >Final fight is the Jewish man decapitating the Darth Vader clone >Movie ends with Cal kissing the Jewish man and winking at the camera >Post credit scene shows Tobey Maguire as an old man looking at his new Funko pop, hinting of an MCU crossover >I cry tears of joy and thank God everyday for Disney

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 07/19/22(Tue)12:15:57 No.67640241 >be me >in gym >bench press >song of the dragonborns pops up in my earphones >dumbbells in my hand instantly become one ancient Nord battleaxe >instantly grow beard >hair grows longer >arms become mountain sized >other muscles instantly grow 10 times the size as well >let out a massive mighty roar as I unleash the thu'um while bench pressing my 200 kg battleaxe

: Anonymous 282 KB PNG 07/19/22(Tue)12:15:57 No.67640241 >be me >in gym >bench press >song of the dragonborns pops up in my earphones >dumbbells in my hand instantly become one ancient Nord battleaxe >instantly grow beard >hair grows longer >arms become mountain sized >other muscles instantly grow 10 times the size as well >let out a massive mighty roar as I unleash the thu'um while bench pressing my 200 kg battleaxe

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Anon hate fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)14:57:26 No.67632098 >go to the beach >every guy is a fat manlet >every girl is a fat giant wearing a thong >disgusting bodies everywhere >hit the water anyway, go for a short swim >walk out of the water even more ripped >people seem even more of a different species 15 KB JPG >walk to my towel, land down to dry >while I dry, check left and right >more disgusting bodies >pack up and leave day f------ ruined f--- you you f------ lard asses with no f------ shame on MY beach

Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)14:57:26 No.67632098 >go to the beach >every guy is a fat manlet >every girl is a fat giant wearing a thong >disgusting bodies everywhere >hit the water anyway, go for a short swim >walk out of the water even more ripped >people seem even more of a different species 15 KB JPG >walk to my towel, land down to dry >while I dry, check left and right >more disgusting bodies >pack up and leave day f------ ruined f--- you you f------ lard asses with no f------ shame on MY beach

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Anon is mad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 14 KB JPG sick of this s---. 07/19/22(Tue)07:08:59 No.168105189 >come to germany because I hate my own people (turks) >there are more turks here than germans Ok, where the f--- do I go now? I want the place with the least turkish population possible. I don't care about the economy or anything I'm so f------ Anonymous go to Papua New Guinea 07/19/22 (Tue)07:15:06 No.168105411

Anonymous 14 KB JPG sick of this s---. 07/19/22(Tue)07:08:59 No.168105189 >come to germany because I hate my own people (turks) >there are more turks here than germans Ok, where the f--- do I go now? I want the place with the least turkish population possible. I don't care about the economy or anything I'm so f------ Anonymous go to Papua New Guinea 07/19/22 (Tue)07:15:06 No.168105411

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Anon uses InDesign | /r/Greentext

File: Adobe InDesign_CC_icon.svg.png (53 KB, 2101x2048) ld Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)17:45:24 No.432978 [Reply] >>432987 >>432995 >>432997 >Design a magazine with Adobe Indesign >Next edition is to be designed by a different designer. He asks me for the files >Dumbass designer says "sirs we do not work with indesign please send an ai file" >Just sent him a download link for Adobe Indesign (pirated ofc) >Designer kinda unhappy but will look into it the next day How f----- am I? Did the internet lie to me when they said "Adobe InDesign is the standard software for designing magazines"? The closest alternative I found is by exporting the InDesign file as eps, where the text is now broken into lines instead of a nice paragraph with textbox. PDF straight up outlines the text. Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 19:55:43 No.432987 >>432978 (OP) nah, the designer is just a retard, you don't use illustrator for magazines

File: Adobe InDesign_CC_icon.svg.png (53 KB, 2101x2048) ld Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri)17:45:24 No.432978 [Reply] >>432987 >>432995 >>432997 >Design a magazine with Adobe Indesign >Next edition is to be designed by a different designer. He asks me for the files >Dumbass designer says "sirs we do not work with indesign please send an ai file" >Just sent him a download link for Adobe Indesign (pirated ofc) >Designer kinda unhappy but will look into it the next day How f----- am I? Did the internet lie to me when they said "Adobe InDesign is the standard software for designing magazines"? The closest alternative I found is by exporting the InDesign file as eps, where the text is now broken into lines instead of a nice paragraph with textbox. PDF straight up outlines the text. Anonymous 07/15/22 (Fri) 19:55:43 No.432987 >>432978 (OP) nah, the designer is just a retard, you don't use illustrator for magazines

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Anon plays Assassins Creed | /r/Greentext

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We do a little multiverse trolling | /r/Greentext

>be me >riding my motorcycle >get hit by a car >damn it hurts but I walk it off >the girl that hit me is hammered >call 911 because she has a massive gash on her head 60 KB JPG >she's off to the ambulance >after the crash we get to know each other >she's tall, blonde and cute >we begin to date after 6 months of talking >3 years later >got married and my wife just got pregnant. We have a house on the bottom of a beautiful hill >reminds me of Bliss >kek >1 year later >my 3 month old son is growing so fast. >drive him to the doctor's office for a checkup >turn left >a car heading towards me >I swerve out of the way holding my son >I wake up in a hospital >I had gotten into a motorcycle crash 3 weeks ago >but wasn't In a car? >been in a coma the whole time >I ask what happened to the driver >she died I want my family back.

>be me >riding my motorcycle >get hit by a car >damn it hurts but I walk it off >the girl that hit me is hammered >call 911 because she has a massive gash on her head 60 KB JPG >she's off to the ambulance >after the crash we get to know each other >she's tall, blonde and cute >we begin to date after 6 months of talking >3 years later >got married and my wife just got pregnant. We have a house on the bottom of a beautiful hill >reminds me of Bliss >kek >1 year later >my 3 month old son is growing so fast. >drive him to the doctor's office for a checkup >turn left >a car heading towards me >I swerve out of the way holding my son >I wake up in a hospital >I had gotten into a motorcycle crash 3 weeks ago >but wasn't In a car? >been in a coma the whole time >I ask what happened to the driver >she died I want my family back.

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Anon has his priorities straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 09:53:09 No.69432858 >be college student >3 months summer break >isolate myself only leaving my room to get groceries >female flatmate asks me what I am doing >tell her I am cultivating a small depression with enough apathy to pass time but not enough to kill myself >she starts crying 41 KB JPG >mfw she is now asking me how I am on a daily basis What the f--- is wrong with normies (women)? : Anonymous Bait but still >Literally say you're thinking about suicide >Surprised when they ask how you're doing 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:14 No.69432885 >>69432931 # 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:58 No.69432893 07/16/22(Sat)09:57:05 No.69432895 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69432858 (OP) # OP can you sneak into her room and provide pictures of her panties Thanks in advance

: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 09:53:09 No.69432858 >be college student >3 months summer break >isolate myself only leaving my room to get groceries >female flatmate asks me what I am doing >tell her I am cultivating a small depression with enough apathy to pass time but not enough to kill myself >she starts crying 41 KB JPG >mfw she is now asking me how I am on a daily basis What the f--- is wrong with normies (women)? : Anonymous Bait but still >Literally say you're thinking about suicide >Surprised when they ask how you're doing 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:14 No.69432885 >>69432931 # 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:58 No.69432893 07/16/22(Sat)09:57:05 No.69432895 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69432858 (OP) # OP can you sneak into her room and provide pictures of her panties Thanks in advance

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: Anonymous 346 KB PNG 9 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >>69466374 # >>69466374 # 07/19/22(Tue)00:44:53 No.69466291 What would you give away for a gf? A arm? A leg? A torso? >>69466374 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # How about a few million sperm cells. 07/19/22(Tue)00:51:25 No.69466325 View Thread >>69466291 (OP) # i present three of my finest cattle in exchange for your daughters hand in marriage 07/19/22(Tue)00:55:06 No.69466352 : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # Just any old gf? Some deer skin, some offal, and a bit of pipe tobacco. That's as much as I'm willing to offer, partner. 07/19/22(Tue)00:58:18 No.69466366 07/19/22(Tue)00:59:36 No.69466374 07/19/22(Tue)01:16:41 No.69466471 : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # A teaspoon of the finest c--

: Anonymous 346 KB PNG 9 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >>69466374 # >>69466374 # 07/19/22(Tue)00:44:53 No.69466291 What would you give away for a gf? A arm? A leg? A torso? >>69466374 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # How about a few million sperm cells. 07/19/22(Tue)00:51:25 No.69466325 View Thread >>69466291 (OP) # i present three of my finest cattle in exchange for your daughters hand in marriage 07/19/22(Tue)00:55:06 No.69466352 : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # Just any old gf? Some deer skin, some offal, and a bit of pipe tobacco. That's as much as I'm willing to offer, partner. 07/19/22(Tue)00:58:18 No.69466366 07/19/22(Tue)00:59:36 No.69466374 07/19/22(Tue)01:16:41 No.69466471 : Anonymous >>69466291 (OP) # A teaspoon of the finest c--

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)03:21:18 No.69466153 >be me, 2010's normiefag DONKEY KONG >look at memes on instagram >its all ifunny reposts >go to ifunny >its all reddit reposts >go to reddit >its all 4chan screenshots >go to 4chan 119 KB PNG >become depressed shut-in >get addicted to weird p--- all roads end here anons 3 Replies View Thread Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)03:33:11 No.69466225 If it were 2007 you'd be one of the ones who'd never even heard the word "meme"

Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)03:21:18 No.69466153 >be me, 2010's normiefag DONKEY KONG >look at memes on instagram >its all ifunny reposts >go to ifunny >its all reddit reposts >go to reddit >its all 4chan screenshots >go to 4chan 119 KB PNG >become depressed shut-in >get addicted to weird p--- all roads end here anons 3 Replies View Thread Anonymous 07/19/22(Tue)03:33:11 No.69466225 If it were 2007 you'd be one of the ones who'd never even heard the word "meme"

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Anonymous E 07/18/22(Mon)07:50:28 No.69455285 D pepe.jpg 58 KB JPG >pull my d--- out of the c-- sock >it's covered in maggots

Anonymous E 07/18/22(Mon)07:50:28 No.69455285 D pepe.jpg 58 KB JPG >pull my d--- out of the c-- sock >it's covered in maggots

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Anon fell for the media pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous BBBBBBB BBBBBB BBBZZ BBBBBBBBBBBBEER BBBZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZ 7712227 ZZZZZ ave done 07/17/22(Sun)20:29:23 No.69450669 RBBBBBB BBB BZ ZZZZZZ 1658036596220.jpg 188 KB JPG 77777 77777 ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ BBBBBBBBB ZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ >be 23 >neuroplasticity completely destroyed from years of shitposting on phone >can't play video games >can't read books >no patience for exercise >impossible to have hobbies >can't focus enough to watch television or films >spend all of my free time watching youtube videos and alt tabbing to 4chan after 2 minutes how the f--- do I fix myself r9k

Anonymous BBBBBBB BBBBBB BBBZZ BBBBBBBBBBBBEER BBBZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZ 7712227 ZZZZZ ave done 07/17/22(Sun)20:29:23 No.69450669 RBBBBBB BBB BZ ZZZZZZ 1658036596220.jpg 188 KB JPG 77777 77777 ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ BBBBBBBBB ZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ >be 23 >neuroplasticity completely destroyed from years of shitposting on phone >can't play video games >can't read books >no patience for exercise >impossible to have hobbies >can't focus enough to watch television or films >spend all of my free time watching youtube videos and alt tabbing to 4chan after 2 minutes how the f--- do I fix myself r9k

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Anon took the clussypill | /r/Greentext

File: clown.png (1001 KB, 482x768) you idiots embarrassed me so much Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)17:34:24 No.69456825 >>69456860 >>69456907 >>69456923 >>69456941 >>69457023 >>69457753 > see all of this clussy posting > somwhat experience escourt user, say f--- it > find a 6/10 greek looking girl who seemed weirded out but would do it for some additional money > book extra time to allow her to get all the makeup and nose on, lots of umcomfortable silence > she looks at it, half-assed white makeup covering her whole body, cheap amazon red clown nose own, and weird curly wig > eye makeup actually spot on though > .."is this what you wanted" she says uncertainly > Y-yes. Lets go. > I lay her back on the bed, sheets immediately destroyed by leaking/cheap makeup, don't care. > try to unbutton the weird clown getup, end up tearing it off like a retard > nice t---, though licking them is met with the chalky white clown makeup past and isn't that enjoyable > its smaered everywhere now and has kind of this thick chemical smell > press on to eat her out - thankfully not too much makeup down here, but not really shaved well and kinda smelly. quickly finish, both with her vag taste and chemical makeup taste lingering > ask for a b------ >probably the best bit of this whole shitshow, ignoring the smearing makeup, she manages to keep the nose on and the curly wig right and it really was a clown girl bj, 8/10. > finally, when asked to f---, she just plopped down costume and all, stomache down and said to have at it, she was tired > so the next 30 mins was just me plowing from behind in full clown makeup, occasionally honking the nose horn which made us both laugh. >Times up, she says "I've have weirder, lets meet again and plan a little better next time." >mfw clussy

File: clown.png (1001 KB, 482x768) you idiots embarrassed me so much Anonymous 07/18/22(Mon)17:34:24 No.69456825 >>69456860 >>69456907 >>69456923 >>69456941 >>69457023 >>69457753 > see all of this clussy posting > somwhat experience escourt user, say f--- it > find a 6/10 greek looking girl who seemed weirded out but would do it for some additional money > book extra time to allow her to get all the makeup and nose on, lots of umcomfortable silence > she looks at it, half-assed white makeup covering her whole body, cheap amazon red clown nose own, and weird curly wig > eye makeup actually spot on though > .."is this what you wanted" she says uncertainly > Y-yes. Lets go. > I lay her back on the bed, sheets immediately destroyed by leaking/cheap makeup, don't care. > try to unbutton the weird clown getup, end up tearing it off like a retard > nice t---, though licking them is met with the chalky white clown makeup past and isn't that enjoyable > its smaered everywhere now and has kind of this thick chemical smell > press on to eat her out - thankfully not too much makeup down here, but not really shaved well and kinda smelly. quickly finish, both with her vag taste and chemical makeup taste lingering > ask for a b------ >probably the best bit of this whole shitshow, ignoring the smearing makeup, she manages to keep the nose on and the curly wig right and it really was a clown girl bj, 8/10. > finally, when asked to f---, she just plopped down costume and all, stomache down and said to have at it, she was tired > so the next 30 mins was just me plowing from behind in full clown makeup, occasionally honking the nose horn which made us both laugh. >Times up, she says "I've have weirder, lets meet again and plan a little better next time." >mfw clussy

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Anonymous (ID: 0d7SivZo) Are we the most retarded count(...) 03/28/22(Mon)17:08:24 No.369787927 gmny.png 20 KB PNG Cu >shuts off all nuclear power plants >shuts off coal power plants >doesn't invest in renewable energy anymore >builds gas power plants >builds nord stream 2 to immediately kill it >stops importing Russian gas >???

Anonymous (ID: 0d7SivZo) Are we the most retarded count(...) 03/28/22(Mon)17:08:24 No.369787927 gmny.png 20 KB PNG Cu >shuts off all nuclear power plants >shuts off coal power plants >doesn't invest in renewable energy anymore >builds gas power plants >builds nord stream 2 to immediately kill it >stops importing Russian gas >???

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anon fucked up real bad | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG > be me, 20 y/o virgin > extremely horny and determined to graduate from being a wizard > ask my class slut with a fat ass whether i can f--- her > $300 > peepohappy.jpg > started a nofap challenge > we met at a motel 4 days later > eat and tongue f--- her ass the moment we are behind the door > coomed 5 minutes in just by eating her out > realised i did not bring any condoms > ask whether i can go in raw > she refused > ask to pay extra $100 if i can f--- and cream in her ass > $300 > busted my fattest nut ever after 2 minutes of f------ > The best 30 minutes in my life > She asked if she could took a picture of my c--- because she wanted to masturbate to it > I refused > she proposed we can have another sexy time free of charge > ok.jpg > The next day she showed my d--- pic to the whole class > mfw i have a 6 inches pp > mfw everyone knows i paid $600 for sex What do i do bros? I f----- up real bad

27 KB JPG > be me, 20 y/o virgin > extremely horny and determined to graduate from being a wizard > ask my class slut with a fat ass whether i can f--- her > $300 > peepohappy.jpg > started a nofap challenge > we met at a motel 4 days later > eat and tongue f--- her ass the moment we are behind the door > coomed 5 minutes in just by eating her out > realised i did not bring any condoms > ask whether i can go in raw > she refused > ask to pay extra $100 if i can f--- and cream in her ass > $300 > busted my fattest nut ever after 2 minutes of f------ > The best 30 minutes in my life > She asked if she could took a picture of my c--- because she wanted to masturbate to it > I refused > she proposed we can have another sexy time free of charge > ok.jpg > The next day she showed my d--- pic to the whole class > mfw i have a 6 inches pp > mfw everyone knows i paid $600 for sex What do i do bros? I f----- up real bad

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