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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230

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File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...
File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...

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Anon on the potential careers of kids' cartoon characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.

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Anon's Frustration | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #
: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #

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Money well spent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima

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Anon on The Critical Drinker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?
Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?

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Invincible or invisible | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091
: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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Anon shills the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon) 10:29:25 No.80253474 MuscleRyB OSTERREICH F ING ENDE MA MITTE gym.png 1.01 MB PNG There has never been an instance of the gym making a person uglier. Get off your ass and start working out. ⠀ Anonymous >>80253474 (OP) # But gym made him uglier? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)10:31:10 No.80253485 02/03/25(Mon) 10:33:03 No.80253499 He looks like he's going to regurgitate a fully intact watermelon at me.
Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon) 10:29:25 No.80253474 MuscleRyB OSTERREICH F ING ENDE MA MITTE gym.png 1.01 MB PNG There has never been an instance of the gym making a person uglier. Get off your ass and start working out. ⠀ Anonymous >>80253474 (OP) # But gym made him uglier? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)10:31:10 No.80253485 02/03/25(Mon) 10:33:03 No.80253499 He looks like he's going to regurgitate a fully intact watermelon at me.

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Oil floats on water | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling
Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling

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Bottom of the food chain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:03:58 No.700304728 dumb fairy.jpg 98 KB JPG >NO00000 I'M A THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRY I CAN'T BE SWALLOWED AND DIGESTED ALIVE BY A STUPID F------ FROG >OH GOD NOT MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA In hindsight, was this really necessary? Anonymous Oh yeah.. Fable. 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:09 No.700304803 Maybe that IP shouldn't be resurrected. >>700305338 # : Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:13 No.700304804 This meme is like 3 f------ years old and the goddamn game still isn't out yet, grim
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:03:58 No.700304728 dumb fairy.jpg 98 KB JPG >NO00000 I'M A THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRY I CAN'T BE SWALLOWED AND DIGESTED ALIVE BY A STUPID F------ FROG >OH GOD NOT MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA In hindsight, was this really necessary? Anonymous Oh yeah.. Fable. 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:09 No.700304803 Maybe that IP shouldn't be resurrected. >>700305338 # : Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:13 No.700304804 This meme is like 3 f------ years old and the goddamn game still isn't out yet, grim

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Anon plays for the lore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)09:56:32 No.699653964 MISIDE 2020 КЛИД vs Dogshit.jpg 1.89 MB JPG Why are games from the rising Multipolar World Order so much better than western slop these days?
Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)09:56:32 No.699653964 MISIDE 2020 КЛИД vs Dogshit.jpg 1.89 MB JPG Why are games from the rising Multipolar World Order so much better than western slop these days?

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Mess affect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)04:50:30 No.701796207 ii Kaidan Shepard Ashleu Quick Slots MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION ksc220y1c3f61.jpg 562 KB JPG I feel sorry for anyone playing the Mass Effect demakes
Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)04:50:30 No.701796207 ii Kaidan Shepard Ashleu Quick Slots MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION ksc220y1c3f61.jpg 562 KB JPG I feel sorry for anyone playing the Mass Effect demakes

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Bravo Nolan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:57:15 No.208357935 IMG_3032.jpg 112 KB JPG >look mr Frodo, Sauron forgot to lock the door! Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:59:28 No.208357980 Sauron literally couldn't conceive that someone would (or even could) destroy the ring. >>208357996 # >>208358294 # >>208358358 # >>208358526 # >>208358771 # >>208358913 # >>208358973 # >>208359564 # >>208359974 # >>208360064 # >>208360757 # >>208362308 #
Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:57:15 No.208357935 IMG_3032.jpg 112 KB JPG >look mr Frodo, Sauron forgot to lock the door! Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:59:28 No.208357980 Sauron literally couldn't conceive that someone would (or even could) destroy the ring. >>208357996 # >>208358294 # >>208358358 # >>208358526 # >>208358771 # >>208358913 # >>208358973 # >>208359564 # >>208359974 # >>208360064 # >>208360757 # >>208362308 #

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That’s why they don’t call me back to a session 1 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right
Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right

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Feels bad man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)01:37:29 No.701871864 10 Years of being a Millennial: Blue Imp Blue Imp Crono 29: 8 Year 1 000 Year 5 Year 10 10 Years of being a zoomer: Year 1 Year 5 10sgys.jpg 1.13 MB JPG They will never know what it was like. Year 10
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)01:37:29 No.701871864 10 Years of being a Millennial: Blue Imp Blue Imp Crono 29: 8 Year 1 000 Year 5 Year 10 10 Years of being a zoomer: Year 1 Year 5 10sgys.jpg 1.13 MB JPG They will never know what it was like. Year 10

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Anon on The Daily Wire | /r/Greentext

The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?
The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?

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Math on Meth | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.

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: Anonymous Biological fulfilment is the m(...) 25 KB JPG 02/02/25(Sun)15:14:36 No.80241865 Here's a joke for you man A >has a decent job >is studying at uni >middle class or upper class background >parents love him >husband material >isn't unattractive, decent build man B >zero job >isn't in higher edu, s--- GPA >lower class background, n-----/cholo descent >parents hate him >doesn't even deal drugs/scam >if he is in a gang he's always the store runner Man A despite being a really respectable person in society, gets less attention or admiration from people than man B. Purely because man B has a hot chick on his IG, you can live the most bum ass life and still get more admiration/respect, purely because our brains released chemicals that make us feel a mixture of obsessive jealousy and dopamine. When we even see just any picture of a hot chick standing next to a guy Our society is doomed because of a biological aspect that we can't control or at the moment remove
: Anonymous Biological fulfilment is the m(...) 25 KB JPG 02/02/25(Sun)15:14:36 No.80241865 Here's a joke for you man A >has a decent job >is studying at uni >middle class or upper class background >parents love him >husband material >isn't unattractive, decent build man B >zero job >isn't in higher edu, s--- GPA >lower class background, n-----/cholo descent >parents hate him >doesn't even deal drugs/scam >if he is in a gang he's always the store runner Man A despite being a really respectable person in society, gets less attention or admiration from people than man B. Purely because man B has a hot chick on his IG, you can live the most bum ass life and still get more admiration/respect, purely because our brains released chemicals that make us feel a mixture of obsessive jealousy and dopamine. When we even see just any picture of a hot chick standing next to a guy Our society is doomed because of a biological aspect that we can't control or at the moment remove

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Anon works in IT | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/22(Wed)09:25:14 No.70737229 >Be me >Only male in the office (I.T guy) >We're on break at the garden for a smoke >I don't smoke so just sit there >One of the girls screams that she saw a mouse >The mouse jumpsout the grass and comes straight to my direction >My only reflex is to step on it like a cockroach, splattering it under my shoe >They all look at me horrified >I'm asked to go home/throw my shoes away >Nobody is looking at my face anymore or answering my "good mornings" since 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/22(Wed)09:25:14 No.70737229 >Be me >Only male in the office (I.T guy) >We're on break at the garden for a smoke >I don't smoke so just sit there >One of the girls screams that she saw a mouse >The mouse jumpsout the grass and comes straight to my direction >My only reflex is to step on it like a cockroach, splattering it under my shoe >They all look at me horrified >I'm asked to go home/throw my shoes away >Nobody is looking at my face anymore or answering my "good mornings" since 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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>buy wireless device >look inside >wires
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