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: Anonymous 3.88 MB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 184 KB PNG 04/25/23(Tue)10:43:43 No.73086986 >Governor Desantis travels to Japan to personally ask the Japanese government to ban tranime Wow very based Anonymous View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)10:45:17 No.73086994 us I was barely able to finish Thank god. This gave me a multiple days long existential crisis after the first 2 episodes. Can't believe they are doing this to 04/25/23(Tue)12:55:18 No.73087721 >'anime makes you gay' says deeply closeted gay man
: Anonymous 3.88 MB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 184 KB PNG 04/25/23(Tue)10:43:43 No.73086986 >Governor Desantis travels to Japan to personally ask the Japanese government to ban tranime Wow very based Anonymous View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)10:45:17 No.73086994 us I was barely able to finish Thank god. This gave me a multiple days long existential crisis after the first 2 episodes. Can't believe they are doing this to 04/25/23(Tue)12:55:18 No.73087721 >'anime makes you gay' says deeply closeted gay man

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Indian anon wants to move to the west | /r/Greentext

>be me >grow up in India >fap to White Women with Giant T--- through all my teenage years >cant get attracted to any other type of women anymore >surrounded by flat chested brown women >mfw I have to suffer unless I move to the west
>be me >grow up in India >fap to White Women with Giant T--- through all my teenage years >cant get attracted to any other type of women anymore >surrounded by flat chested brown women >mfw I have to suffer unless I move to the west

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Anon's a fakecel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Confessions of a FAKECEL 39 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)13:04:40 No.72971718 >virgin and introvert but above average attractiveness >get checked out by women sometimes >could almost certainly get women if I wanted to but haven't tried and never even speak to women >some women at work try to talk to me and i basically ignore them >hang out on incel forums anyway and tell the boys i'm an incel >say all of the usual incel things Idk why it's so hard for me to take the leap and starting putting some effort into getting a gf, it just is. Rejection is scary and i'm pretty comfy just doing what I'm doing now. I'm 30 years old.
: Anonymous Confessions of a FAKECEL 39 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)13:04:40 No.72971718 >virgin and introvert but above average attractiveness >get checked out by women sometimes >could almost certainly get women if I wanted to but haven't tried and never even speak to women >some women at work try to talk to me and i basically ignore them >hang out on incel forums anyway and tell the boys i'm an incel >say all of the usual incel things Idk why it's so hard for me to take the leap and starting putting some effort into getting a gf, it just is. Rejection is scary and i'm pretty comfy just doing what I'm doing now. I'm 30 years old.

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Terms and conditions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 846 KB PNG bored your response? 6 Replies 04/25/23(Tue)12:08:37 No.73087458 >yeah we can date, but you have to pay for everything in the relationship, go to the gym everyday, and never talk to any other woman, and be okay when i get angry at you for the smallest of things, and ghost you when i get View Thread
Anonymous 846 KB PNG bored your response? 6 Replies 04/25/23(Tue)12:08:37 No.73087458 >yeah we can date, but you have to pay for everything in the relationship, go to the gym everyday, and never talk to any other woman, and be okay when i get angry at you for the smallest of things, and ghost you when i get View Thread

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Anon is a manager | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous its aweging th THAT's order butt stakw. bicecrack assis CHADS and AS5mar's NOT Ass the pk where man must say kare 219 KB JPG 04/25/23(Tue)13:07:31 No.73087776 >>73087148 # >be manager >get the word company freezes all bonuses for employees >have to tell team everyone gets fixed bonus at few hundred dollaridoos >even i get the same >eventually open bonus to check my ammount >turns out managers still get normal bonuses and i got many many times what the others got is...is this what being jewish feels like? my nose keeps growing each day.
: Anonymous its aweging th THAT's order butt stakw. bicecrack assis CHADS and AS5mar's NOT Ass the pk where man must say kare 219 KB JPG 04/25/23(Tue)13:07:31 No.73087776 >>73087148 # >be manager >get the word company freezes all bonuses for employees >have to tell team everyone gets fixed bonus at few hundred dollaridoos >even i get the same >eventually open bonus to check my ammount >turns out managers still get normal bonuses and i got many many times what the others got is...is this what being jewish feels like? my nose keeps growing each day.

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Anon and Human Resources | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 190 KB PNG 04/25/23(Tue)12:08:47 No.73087461 15 Replies >HR tells me to be more "energetic" at workplace >start talking more to people >send more emails to bosses >give everyone a sandwich at Friday >access the others' works to help fixing them >HR gives reports for employee of the month >my result is "borderline mentally unstable" View Thread
: Anonymous 190 KB PNG 04/25/23(Tue)12:08:47 No.73087461 15 Replies >HR tells me to be more "energetic" at workplace >start talking more to people >send more emails to bosses >give everyone a sandwich at Friday >access the others' works to help fixing them >HR gives reports for employee of the month >my result is "borderline mentally unstable" View Thread

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Anon can not find a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wPZDFI/a LOOKING FOR A JOB 83 KB JPG ME No.424748663 Where are all the jobs? Even entry level jobs ghost me when I apply, or they call me in for an interview and then ghost me. 04/25/23(Tue)11:07:00 I tried working a second job for a bit, but they cut hours, so f--- them. My first job, and the one I still have, is a part- time one that I only got because my mom worked there. Should I just give up work entirely and get on unemployment or disability? Anonymous (ID: wPZDFI/a PE 04/25/23(Tue)11:09:36 No.424748863 It feels like most companies are advertising that they are hiring, but aren't actually hiring. They're running skeleton crews and working them long hours. They get away with it because the employees need money and the businesses tell the customers no one wants to work so just be patient and expect bad or slow service. >>424751214 # >>424754476 # >>424755288 # >>424757433 #
Anonymous (ID: wPZDFI/a LOOKING FOR A JOB 83 KB JPG ME No.424748663 Where are all the jobs? Even entry level jobs ghost me when I apply, or they call me in for an interview and then ghost me. 04/25/23(Tue)11:07:00 I tried working a second job for a bit, but they cut hours, so f--- them. My first job, and the one I still have, is a part- time one that I only got because my mom worked there. Should I just give up work entirely and get on unemployment or disability? Anonymous (ID: wPZDFI/a PE 04/25/23(Tue)11:09:36 No.424748863 It feels like most companies are advertising that they are hiring, but aren't actually hiring. They're running skeleton crews and working them long hours. They get away with it because the employees need money and the businesses tell the customers no one wants to work so just be patient and expect bad or slow service. >>424751214 # >>424754476 # >>424755288 # >>424757433 #

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Anon wants friends | /r/Greentext

1.28 MB PNG >be me >had 1 person irl I called my friend for for over 24 years of my life >had 4 friends online that i knew for 5 years >got a job in another city >mom and aunt passed away within 2 years of each other >got depressed >slowly cut ties with my irl friend >stopped seeing my family >became morbidly obese >eventually stopped talking with my online friends too >thought about ending it all >one day I decided to turn my life around >lose weight and regained some of my health >made peace with my reality >still can't bring myself to meet my friends and family >tried to reconnect with my online friends >they are happy I'm alright and wondering where did i go >my anxiety through the roof and i feel out of touch >ghost them Is it normal? I don't have anything against them but I have a strong urge to avoid them Didn't make any new friends and I'm honestly not the social type Is being alone for 7 years ruined me this much? What should I do? Is it too late?
1.28 MB PNG >be me >had 1 person irl I called my friend for for over 24 years of my life >had 4 friends online that i knew for 5 years >got a job in another city >mom and aunt passed away within 2 years of each other >got depressed >slowly cut ties with my irl friend >stopped seeing my family >became morbidly obese >eventually stopped talking with my online friends too >thought about ending it all >one day I decided to turn my life around >lose weight and regained some of my health >made peace with my reality >still can't bring myself to meet my friends and family >tried to reconnect with my online friends >they are happy I'm alright and wondering where did i go >my anxiety through the roof and i feel out of touch >ghost them Is it normal? I don't have anything against them but I have a strong urge to avoid them Didn't make any new friends and I'm honestly not the social type Is being alone for 7 years ruined me this much? What should I do? Is it too late?

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Anon describes a renaissance painting | /r/Greentext

to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 3 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 ► >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.
to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 3 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 ► >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.

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Anon Leaving the country is the safest bet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 09/22/21 (Wed)00:29:07 No.16728763 >Go to Hooters >Ask for the wings with the Macho sauce (it's the hottest one, don't know how it's called in the US) >Eat one wing, too spicy, literally can't continue eating them >Jokingly ask the Hooters girl if she can change mi plate for regular wings >"uhmm... let me see" >They actually change my plate >I can hear the Hooters girls giggling and gossiping "ayooo they actually changed his plate" >Finish my plate quickly so I can pay and leave ASAP >I can never go back
: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 09/22/21 (Wed)00:29:07 No.16728763 >Go to Hooters >Ask for the wings with the Macho sauce (it's the hottest one, don't know how it's called in the US) >Eat one wing, too spicy, literally can't continue eating them >Jokingly ask the Hooters girl if she can change mi plate for regular wings >"uhmm... let me see" >They actually change my plate >I can hear the Hooters girls giggling and gossiping "ayooo they actually changed his plate" >Finish my plate quickly so I can pay and leave ASAP >I can never go back

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Anon hates the modern man | /r/Greentext

98 KB JPG finding a real man is unironically impossible these days >masculine/dominant >kind >sense of humor >willing to protect and provide >well-groomed >confident >disciplined and driven >physically active these men literally do not exist anymore. every male is one of the following: >estrogenized >submissive >lazy >unhygenic >insecure or egotistical, or both >can't take a joke AT ALL >no discipline AT ALL ive been browsing these boards for months and everyone i see is >REEEE WOMEN DONT WANT ME (also i do literally nothing to make myself attractive) >REEEEEE WOMEN ARE W----- (they all flock to men who take care of themselves instead of me) >REEEEEEEE EVERYBODY BULLIES ME (people make jokes at my expense sometimes) >REEEEEEE LIFE IS TOO HARD I SHOULD AN HERO (i refuse to better myself or my living situation) >REEEEEEE I WANT A GF SO BAD (your n------. suck or lick?)
98 KB JPG finding a real man is unironically impossible these days >masculine/dominant >kind >sense of humor >willing to protect and provide >well-groomed >confident >disciplined and driven >physically active these men literally do not exist anymore. every male is one of the following: >estrogenized >submissive >lazy >unhygenic >insecure or egotistical, or both >can't take a joke AT ALL >no discipline AT ALL ive been browsing these boards for months and everyone i see is >REEEE WOMEN DONT WANT ME (also i do literally nothing to make myself attractive) >REEEEEE WOMEN ARE W----- (they all flock to men who take care of themselves instead of me) >REEEEEEEE EVERYBODY BULLIES ME (people make jokes at my expense sometimes) >REEEEEEE LIFE IS TOO HARD I SHOULD AN HERO (i refuse to better myself or my living situation) >REEEEEEE I WANT A GF SO BAD (your n------. suck or lick?)

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Anon Watches Vtubers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The superchat is the penis. You cannot deny this. The larger it is, the more satisfied and pleased the woman is. Some describe a large donation as "fat" or "biiiiiig", and sometimes they even cry when they receive an especially large one. The male viewers are simulating an attempt at sex every time they donate. The small donations/penises go largely unnoticed, while the largest donors (most well-endowed) are able to inseminate and impregnate her mind with their names and messages. #1 09/17/21(Fri) 11:54:20 No.9918843 270 KB JPG >>9918884 # >>9918900 # >>9919108 # >>9919401 # >>9919455
Anonymous The superchat is the penis. You cannot deny this. The larger it is, the more satisfied and pleased the woman is. Some describe a large donation as "fat" or "biiiiiig", and sometimes they even cry when they receive an especially large one. The male viewers are simulating an attempt at sex every time they donate. The small donations/penises go largely unnoticed, while the largest donors (most well-endowed) are able to inseminate and impregnate her mind with their names and messages. #1 09/17/21(Fri) 11:54:20 No.9918843 270 KB JPG >>9918884 # >>9918900 # >>9919108 # >>9919401 # >>9919455

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anon flirts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)08:49:26 No.70720255 1662527360055738.jpg 143 KB JPG >>70719863 (OP) # >out clubbing with some friends >not the biggest fan of clubbing >leaning against a pillar >girl walks past, dragging another girl by the arm >grabs me and looks at my eyes >hit her with the Rock look (picrel) >she leaves think it was a mire?
: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)08:49:26 No.70720255 1662527360055738.jpg 143 KB JPG >>70719863 (OP) # >out clubbing with some friends >not the biggest fan of clubbing >leaning against a pillar >girl walks past, dragging another girl by the arm >grabs me and looks at my eyes >hit her with the Rock look (picrel) >she leaves think it was a mire?

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Anon thinks that he is Chad because employee was doing her job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 0 minutes ago 0 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73081254 >go into store >go to talk to a guy at the counter to ask for something >his female coworker buts in and starts talking to me to help me W--? Am i chad? Did she just want to sell something?
Anonymous 0 minutes ago 0 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73081254 >go into store >go to talk to a guy at the counter to ask for something >his female coworker buts in and starts talking to me to help me W--? Am i chad? Did she just want to sell something?

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New gem spotted | /r/Greentext

1668155482998790.png (231 KB, 1099x1012) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)09:10:58 No.183527830 ✓ >>183528403 >>183528473 >oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. >May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA >Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR A--- LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
1668155482998790.png (231 KB, 1099x1012) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)09:10:58 No.183527830 ✓ >>183528403 >>183528473 >oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. >May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA >Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR A--- LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

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Anon asked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 04/23/23(Sun)00:38:34 No.15386022 why does multiplying two negative numbers equal a positive number doesnt make any sense Anonymous >>15386022 (OP) # It doesn't make no sense obviously. >>15386040 # >>15386155 # >>15388976 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:43:53 No.15386037 : Anonymous >>15386022 (OP) # >turn around >turn around again >w-- I'm facing the same direction >>15386053 # >>15386155 # >>15386083 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:45:36 No.15386042 : Anonymous >>15386042 # ok but then why doesn't multiplying two positive numbers equal a negative number >>15386155 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:50:12 No.15386053 : Anonymous >>15386053 # >don't turn around >don't turn around again >w-- I'm facing the same direction 04/23/23(Sun)00:59:54 No.15386083
Anonymous 19 KB JPG 04/23/23(Sun)00:38:34 No.15386022 why does multiplying two negative numbers equal a positive number doesnt make any sense Anonymous >>15386022 (OP) # It doesn't make no sense obviously. >>15386040 # >>15386155 # >>15388976 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:43:53 No.15386037 : Anonymous >>15386022 (OP) # >turn around >turn around again >w-- I'm facing the same direction >>15386053 # >>15386155 # >>15386083 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:45:36 No.15386042 : Anonymous >>15386042 # ok but then why doesn't multiplying two positive numbers equal a negative number >>15386155 # 04/23/23(Sun)00:50:12 No.15386053 : Anonymous >>15386053 # >don't turn around >don't turn around again >w-- I'm facing the same direction 04/23/23(Sun)00:59:54 No.15386083

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