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Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)03:30:40 No.80720063 >lie to sound interesting >pressed on lie >panic, block them instantly, and unfriend them anyone else? 6 KB JPG
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Anonymous 03/14/25(Fri)18:41:17 No.705337102 DO choose one.jpg 89 KB JPG White man, you must make a choice, will you pick: >Tanned highway mexican Or >Pale city mexican Choose wisely.
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Staring at the sun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently
Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently

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Harry Pomegranate and The Chamber of Incisions | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.17059503 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points
☐ Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.17059503 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points

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Through the darkest nights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/22/25(Sat) 13:37:30 No.80712028 >invite my friends over >friend brings his girlfriend >everything is chill for a while >she starts talking politics with my other friend (white) >he eventually says "let a n---- chill" >she storms out of the room >comes back a few minutes later >asks me "why are you all so okay with saying the n word?" >forces my friend (her bf) to leave I just wanted to have a chill night with my friends :<
Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/22/25(Sat) 13:37:30 No.80712028 >invite my friends over >friend brings his girlfriend >everything is chill for a while >she starts talking politics with my other friend (white) >he eventually says "let a n---- chill" >she storms out of the room >comes back a few minutes later >asks me "why are you all so okay with saying the n word?" >forces my friend (her bf) to leave I just wanted to have a chill night with my friends :<

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Anonymous 25 KB PNG 07/09/20(Thu)13:38:32 No.136268792 >she says she likes video games >invite her over and connect laptop to TV >put on 'The history of Wii Sports Resort Golf speedrunning records' by SummoningSalt >she makes an excuse and leaves after a few minutes guess she didnt like video games then >>136268843 # >>136268932 # >>136269374 # >>136269415 # >>136269454 # >>136271391 # >>136271754 # >>136273682 # >>136277870 # Anonymous07/09/20(Thu)18:46:36 No.136277870 >>136268792 # autism 0.136268843
Anonymous 25 KB PNG 07/09/20(Thu)13:38:32 No.136268792 >she says she likes video games >invite her over and connect laptop to TV >put on 'The history of Wii Sports Resort Golf speedrunning records' by SummoningSalt >she makes an excuse and leaves after a few minutes guess she didnt like video games then >>136268843 # >>136268932 # >>136269374 # >>136269415 # >>136269454 # >>136271391 # >>136271754 # >>136273682 # >>136277870 # Anonymous07/09/20(Thu)18:46:36 No.136277870 >>136268792 # autism 0.136268843

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: Anonymous 91 KB JPG 01/22/18(Mon)23:25:22 No.757706136 Supposedly the moon landing is not a hoax. Can you present facts on why it's real? Not just "because le government said it happened, so it must be real" Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)23:29:53 No.757706430 >>757706136 (OP) # You can look through a telescope and see tracks the moon rovers made. >>757706737# Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)23:34:10 No.757706737 >>757706430 # NASA hand-drew those on every telescope.
: Anonymous 91 KB JPG 01/22/18(Mon)23:25:22 No.757706136 Supposedly the moon landing is not a hoax. Can you present facts on why it's real? Not just "because le government said it happened, so it must be real" Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)23:29:53 No.757706430 >>757706136 (OP) # You can look through a telescope and see tracks the moon rovers made. >>757706737# Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)23:34:10 No.757706737 >>757706430 # NASA hand-drew those on every telescope.

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He's soo cool | /r/Greentext

217 KB PNG >my father goes to the doctor for knee pain >the doctor tells him he needs knee replacement >the doctor and my father go way back to childhood. >his name is Bartholomew, but went by "B". >dr Bartholomew performed the knee replacement surgery for my father >now my father tells people he has the B's knees
217 KB PNG >my father goes to the doctor for knee pain >the doctor tells him he needs knee replacement >the doctor and my father go way back to childhood. >his name is Bartholomew, but went by "B". >dr Bartholomew performed the knee replacement surgery for my father >now my father tells people he has the B's knees

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“Owari da” | /r/Greentext

File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.
File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

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Anon Doesn't Trust the Plan | /r/Greentext

File: 1742149458673011.jpg (90 KB, 934x634) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Anonymous (ID: Ei7ycbCe 03/22/25(Sat)16:59:42 No.501150265 >>501150312 >>501150361 >>501150385 >>501150407 >>501151063 >>501151389 >>501151453 >>501151981 >>501152323 >>501152536 >>501152541 >>501152834 >>501152930 >>501153167 >Over $4,000,000,000,000 in value has been erased from the stock market since Trump took office Is this what you voted for? Anonymous (ID: bymeVW3) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:01:01 No.501150312 ► >>501152541 >>501150265 (OP) Yes >>Anonymous (ID: 80KmRr 03/22/25(Sat)17:02:22 No.501150361 ► >>501152541 >>501150265 (OP) F--- yeah. Based. Anonymous (ID: JXMMSOG Yes 03/22/25(Sat) 17:02:50 No.501150378 Gambling is a sin. Sinners lost their ill gotten gains. Anonymous (ID: 9+FksUF9 >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat)17:02:57 No.501150385 Wow, the fake value turned out to be fake Anonymous (ID: WTZ) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:30:04 No.501151453 >>501150265 (OP) I didn't feel a thing. Anonymous (ID: QMiV9YyX >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:58:21 No.501152536 Yes. This is not a place that looks kindly onto our financial institutions. Anonymous (ID: as/BGN-b >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat) 18:05:42 No.501152834 >oh no too much fake money is making our money worthless >trump is making it worse by wiping out $4tril fake dollars This and banning paper straws is literally what I voted for. Anonymous (ID: ofwS4Sb) 03/22/25(Sat) 18:14:10 No.501153167 >>501150265 (OP) >been erased it never existed in the first place retard
File: 1742149458673011.jpg (90 KB, 934x634) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Anonymous (ID: Ei7ycbCe 03/22/25(Sat)16:59:42 No.501150265 >>501150312 >>501150361 >>501150385 >>501150407 >>501151063 >>501151389 >>501151453 >>501151981 >>501152323 >>501152536 >>501152541 >>501152834 >>501152930 >>501153167 >Over $4,000,000,000,000 in value has been erased from the stock market since Trump took office Is this what you voted for? Anonymous (ID: bymeVW3) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:01:01 No.501150312 ► >>501152541 >>501150265 (OP) Yes >>Anonymous (ID: 80KmRr 03/22/25(Sat)17:02:22 No.501150361 ► >>501152541 >>501150265 (OP) F--- yeah. Based. Anonymous (ID: JXMMSOG Yes 03/22/25(Sat) 17:02:50 No.501150378 Gambling is a sin. Sinners lost their ill gotten gains. Anonymous (ID: 9+FksUF9 >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat)17:02:57 No.501150385 Wow, the fake value turned out to be fake Anonymous (ID: WTZ) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:30:04 No.501151453 >>501150265 (OP) I didn't feel a thing. Anonymous (ID: QMiV9YyX >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat) 17:58:21 No.501152536 Yes. This is not a place that looks kindly onto our financial institutions. Anonymous (ID: as/BGN-b >>501150265 (OP) 03/22/25(Sat) 18:05:42 No.501152834 >oh no too much fake money is making our money worthless >trump is making it worse by wiping out $4tril fake dollars This and banning paper straws is literally what I voted for. Anonymous (ID: ofwS4Sb) 03/22/25(Sat) 18:14:10 No.501153167 >>501150265 (OP) >been erased it never existed in the first place retard

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Avengers: Infinity Goon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/25(Sun)08:55:44 No.209405406 SPIDERMAN Far From Home MARVEL STUDIOS AN SPIDER-MA For From Hame synchron images (55).jpg 29 KB JPG If Kevin Feige's name was Kevin F---ie then the Avengers might go a little something like this: >*Thor trying to suck Thanos' c--- so he gets distracted by c------ and doesn't snap half the universes population into femboys* >Thanos (resisting the urge to nut): you should have gone for the bussy >*Activates the Infinity Dildo*
: Anonymous 03/16/25(Sun)08:55:44 No.209405406 SPIDERMAN Far From Home MARVEL STUDIOS AN SPIDER-MA For From Hame synchron images (55).jpg 29 KB JPG If Kevin Feige's name was Kevin F---ie then the Avengers might go a little something like this: >*Thor trying to suck Thanos' c--- so he gets distracted by c------ and doesn't snap half the universes population into femboys* >Thanos (resisting the urge to nut): you should have gone for the bussy >*Activates the Infinity Dildo*

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average soc user | /r/Greentext

File:IMG_1347.jpg (826 KB, 1006x1181) >>33843603 >>33843614 >>33843722 >>33843740 >>33843766 >>33843970 >>33844083 >>33844136 >>33844211 >>33844405 >>33844521 >>33846456 >>33850583 >>33850927 >>33851472 >>33856441 >"you're a f---(doll, toy, hole)" Anonymous (ID: T1KLRiFi) 03/14/25(Fri)21:31:54 No.33843584 Average Soc User: >sends wall of a text about themselves because they're incapable of holding a normal conversation >"what are your hobbies?" >if you don't share the same exact "hobbies" as the other person (aka video games, jerking off, watching anime) then the user mentally malfunctions >is autistic and can't understand social cues or conversational nuance >ebegs femoids for nudes, photos, and money; calls them fake when they don't send >probably had trouble with the law >compulsively lies about everything ranging from their age to their name but demands the other person tell them everything >uses an alternate account >emotionally and mentally fragile >lives at home and is a burden to their family >"do u wana vc?" >babyish and has no experience >virgin, pretends not to be but how they talk proves it >eurofag users obsessed with hating the usa >amerifats obsessed with liberal politics >schizophrenic or pretends to be >miserable and argumentative >blocks other user for not keeping the conversation alive despite them sending one word answers >has no personality and is lazy
File:IMG_1347.jpg (826 KB, 1006x1181) >>33843603 >>33843614 >>33843722 >>33843740 >>33843766 >>33843970 >>33844083 >>33844136 >>33844211 >>33844405 >>33844521 >>33846456 >>33850583 >>33850927 >>33851472 >>33856441 >"you're a f---(doll, toy, hole)" Anonymous (ID: T1KLRiFi) 03/14/25(Fri)21:31:54 No.33843584 Average Soc User: >sends wall of a text about themselves because they're incapable of holding a normal conversation >"what are your hobbies?" >if you don't share the same exact "hobbies" as the other person (aka video games, jerking off, watching anime) then the user mentally malfunctions >is autistic and can't understand social cues or conversational nuance >ebegs femoids for nudes, photos, and money; calls them fake when they don't send >probably had trouble with the law >compulsively lies about everything ranging from their age to their name but demands the other person tell them everything >uses an alternate account >emotionally and mentally fragile >lives at home and is a burden to their family >"do u wana vc?" >babyish and has no experience >virgin, pretends not to be but how they talk proves it >eurofag users obsessed with hating the usa >amerifats obsessed with liberal politics >schizophrenic or pretends to be >miserable and argumentative >blocks other user for not keeping the conversation alive despite them sending one word answers >has no personality and is lazy

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anon understands the gaming scene | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MAL VENT 12/21/24(Sat)11:55:46 No.697971592 GODPrDiXsAAbqAG.jpg 168 KB JPG >what if scary thing has boobs Why do people keep doing this
Anonymous MAL VENT 12/21/24(Sat)11:55:46 No.697971592 GODPrDiXsAAbqAG.jpg 168 KB JPG >what if scary thing has boobs Why do people keep doing this

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Beanie Boi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/21/25(Fri)18:01:07 No.932768424 HAPPIEST FRAPPIEST BRAPPIES BOY unnamed (54).png 509 KB PNG >>Eat three cans of beans >>Completely satisfied >>Life is good An
Anonymous 03/21/25(Fri)18:01:07 No.932768424 HAPPIEST FRAPPIEST BRAPPIES BOY unnamed (54).png 509 KB PNG >>Eat three cans of beans >>Completely satisfied >>Life is good An

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Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)18:17:14 No.209039080 1.53 MB PNG I've always dreamed of sending my spouse to India to travel across the subcontinent all alone. On her lower abdomen I would inscribe a tattoo containing some important instructions with regards to gangbanging her(like you must take videos while doing so, do not take off the wedding ring, etc.) I want her to take footages of her being stared at by hordes of males. I want her to wear as revealing clothes as possible. In order to keep her skin tone bright(desirable for Indian men), she has to put on a lot of sun cream on exposed areas. I want her to put on the most luscious and provocative perfumes all the time. I want her to take poo and piss in public like everyone else, with all her private parts revealed for everyone to see. She may never NEVER take off her wedding ring. While everything is transpiring, I would be gooning in my gooncave 24/7. That she will do instead of going on a honeymoon trip with me. >>209039126 # >>209039150 #
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)18:17:14 No.209039080 1.53 MB PNG I've always dreamed of sending my spouse to India to travel across the subcontinent all alone. On her lower abdomen I would inscribe a tattoo containing some important instructions with regards to gangbanging her(like you must take videos while doing so, do not take off the wedding ring, etc.) I want her to take footages of her being stared at by hordes of males. I want her to wear as revealing clothes as possible. In order to keep her skin tone bright(desirable for Indian men), she has to put on a lot of sun cream on exposed areas. I want her to put on the most luscious and provocative perfumes all the time. I want her to take poo and piss in public like everyone else, with all her private parts revealed for everyone to see. She may never NEVER take off her wedding ring. While everything is transpiring, I would be gooning in my gooncave 24/7. That she will do instead of going on a honeymoon trip with me. >>209039126 # >>209039150 #

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circumcision limerick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}
Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21(Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you }}

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