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My girlfriend got beaten and r----. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. 59 KB JPG >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >l told her if she went to the club that l'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.
My girlfriend got beaten and r----. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. 59 KB JPG >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >l told her if she went to the club that l'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.

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Anon describes best country | /r/Greentext

File: 220px-Drapeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) O Anonymous E 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.29699279 [Reply] >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506 >>29702088 >>29702570 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies,
File: 220px-Drapeau de la France[1].png (66 KB, 220x221) O Anonymous E 09/03/14(Wed)19:43:47 No.29699279 [Reply] >>29700838 >>29700861 >>29700969 >>29701506 >>29702088 >>29702570 >most beautiful language in the world >warm climate >beautiful countryside >picturesque cities >attractive women >one of the richest artistic heritages in the world >best food in Europe >best-dressed people in Europe That's right, it's time for an Italy thread. Pic unrelated Showing all replies,

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Anon has a rough night | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >L look down for it and 71 KB JPG realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459
: Anonymous 01/13/18(Sat)09:06:41 No.10531852 >walking home at night >pass a group of youths >one of them tells me I dropped my gay card >L look down for it and 71 KB JPG realise I've been the victim of a practical joke >l am unmoved, I tell the youth that his provocations are futile because I am a stoic >he bursts out laughing and says it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike >break down and cry in the street >>10532164 # >>10532217 # >>10532453 # >>10532459

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Anon fucks around and finds out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped
: Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap 356 KB JPG > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Frog posters | /r/Greentext

08/11/21(Wed)20:43:07 No.860800368 >touch my peepee >quickly identify as a woman >about to c-- >identify back to a man and c-- hard >a girl just made me c-- by touching my peepee 125 KB JPG later virgins : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)20:50:24 No.860800572 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:05:50 No.860800971 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:16:06 No.860801250
08/11/21(Wed)20:43:07 No.860800368 >touch my peepee >quickly identify as a woman >about to c-- >identify back to a man and c-- hard >a girl just made me c-- by touching my peepee 125 KB JPG later virgins : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)20:50:24 No.860800572 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:05:50 No.860800971 : Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)21:16:06 No.860801250

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Anon is hallucinating again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)17:38:28 No.792141603 >seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too 410 KB PNG >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Monke good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 Pras of Monke Cons of Monke >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 Pras of Monke Cons of Monke >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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Anon finds a cow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)21:38:17 No.3883316 >Moo at a cow >lt moos back We are friends 101 KB PNG

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Anon meets a trap | /r/Greentext

12:26 1 ul LTE File: aBOqBz1_7006.jpg (100 KB, 700x2497) Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:53:56 No.845374686 >>845374748 >>845374776 >>845374789 >>845374833 >>845374904 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >I slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >eh it feels ok for me >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >l run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >'oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower IAnonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:56:55 No.845374776 ► >>845374686 (OP) Ha. You got ass worms on your pp
12:26 1 ul LTE File: aBOqBz1_7006.jpg (100 KB, 700x2497) Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:53:56 No.845374686 >>845374748 >>845374776 >>845374789 >>845374833 >>845374904 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >I slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >eh it feels ok for me >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >l run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >'oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower IAnonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:56:55 No.845374776 ► >>845374686 (OP) Ha. You got ass worms on your pp

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Trips for the manchild | /r/Greentext

No. 64927333 5 hours ago IMG 20210511 181631 588.jpg JPG 12.8 KİB 600x330 >be me, 21yo >look like a 15yo >go on vacation w/famlly >there's a guy dressed as soldier who makes pics >there are 12 year olds >the guy shouts at me "hey kid come, don't be shy" I want to f------ die 3 replies
No. 64927333 5 hours ago IMG 20210511 181631 588.jpg JPG 12.8 KİB 600x330 >be me, 21yo >look like a 15yo >go on vacation w/famlly >there's a guy dressed as soldier who makes pics >there are 12 year olds >the guy shouts at me "hey kid come, don't be shy" I want to f------ die 3 replies

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Anon Is a Father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)23:14:38 No.860795055 >53/yo >have 28/yo son >Tells me about 4chan >says it's a website for racists and perverts >have to pretend I don't know what he's talking about 132 KB JPG When should I tell him?
: Anonymous 08/10/21(Tue)23:14:38 No.860795055 >53/yo >have 28/yo son >Tells me about 4chan >says it's a website for racists and perverts >have to pretend I don't know what he's talking about 132 KB JPG When should I tell him?

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That'd be the best self-defense class anyone could get | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)09:33:53 No.154614589 > willingly lets his school children be in life threatening danger What the f--- is his problem 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)09:36:18 No.154614660 >>154614589 (OP)_# He was a terrible headmaster. Imagine if a real prestigious private boarding school had hired Bin Laden to teach self-defense for a year.
: Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)09:33:53 No.154614589 > willingly lets his school children be in life threatening danger What the f--- is his problem 45 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/07/21(Sat)09:36:18 No.154614660 >>154614589 (OP)_# He was a terrible headmaster. Imagine if a real prestigious private boarding school had hired Bin Laden to teach self-defense for a year.

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Personal space | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:01:56 No.64927552 >Be me yesterday >Talking with friends about how some of us would like to visit space and see the Earth >Wake up with hangover >Load youtube to play some 76 KB PNG songs >Instantly get an ad for flights to space F--- this, f--- mega corporations, f--- everything. Why they keep listening to us 24/7 ?
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)06:01:56 No.64927552 >Be me yesterday >Talking with friends about how some of us would like to visit space and see the Earth >Wake up with hangover >Load youtube to play some 76 KB PNG songs >Instantly get an ad for flights to space F--- this, f--- mega corporations, f--- everything. Why they keep listening to us 24/7 ?

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Perfidious Albion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)01:38:42 No.64925813 >on night walk few hours ago >see person walking my way >hes wearing a black hoodie with the hood up and dark trousers >get nervous and start panicking >clench my fists and mentally prepare myself for a fight >he approaches 15 KB JPG >he speaks >"hey man" >i turn to face him >"whats up" >"hey man are you gay?" >confused as f--- >"what?" >"hey man i said are you gay?" >"no..." >"oh right, well you have a good night!" >he smiles a big grin >he walks past me and continues down the street only in britain...
: Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)01:38:42 No.64925813 >on night walk few hours ago >see person walking my way >hes wearing a black hoodie with the hood up and dark trousers >get nervous and start panicking >clench my fists and mentally prepare myself for a fight >he approaches 15 KB JPG >he speaks >"hey man" >i turn to face him >"whats up" >"hey man are you gay?" >confused as f--- >"what?" >"hey man i said are you gay?" >"no..." >"oh right, well you have a good night!" >he smiles a big grin >he walks past me and continues down the street only in britain...

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Anon slacks off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes 62 KB JPG >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school
: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes 62 KB JPG >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Anon returns to his younger form | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)12:02:40 No.860817517 > Go to bar > Sit down in front of the bar tender > "TIl have a vodka martini, dry, on the rocks, with three olives please" > "We're out of dry. Will wet work?" > wat.wav > "What the f---? Just put some of the olive juice in my martini." 38 KВ ЈPG > "Sir, I don't think you understand. Our shipment of dry hasn't come in yet" > I'm confused as s--- > Just stare at the bartender > Bartender turns into a FNAF jumpscare >I fall off of my stool > Be me > wake up > in bed > piss on my sheets and undies I think I might be 11 again, /b/
Anonymous 08/11/21(Wed)12:02:40 No.860817517 > Go to bar > Sit down in front of the bar tender > "TIl have a vodka martini, dry, on the rocks, with three olives please" > "We're out of dry. Will wet work?" > wat.wav > "What the f---? Just put some of the olive juice in my martini." 38 KВ ЈPG > "Sir, I don't think you understand. Our shipment of dry hasn't come in yet" > I'm confused as s--- > Just stare at the bartender > Bartender turns into a FNAF jumpscare >I fall off of my stool > Be me > wake up > in bed > piss on my sheets and undies I think I might be 11 again, /b/

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