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Aymous 12/27/22(Tue)01:37:32 No.71568559 >be me >frequent user of 4chan >talking with dad >some of the 4chan rhetoric slips out >dad is horrified >tells me "people like you deserve to be shot, you destroy societies. I don't care if you're my son." 58 KB PNG should I feel something? My dad held me in high regard up until this happened. On a scale of 1-10 how f----- am I? Should I be worried he's gonna report me to someone?
Aymous 12/27/22(Tue)01:37:32 No.71568559 >be me >frequent user of 4chan >talking with dad >some of the 4chan rhetoric slips out >dad is horrified >tells me "people like you deserve to be shot, you destroy societies. I don't care if you're my son." 58 KB PNG should I feel something? My dad held me in high regard up until this happened. On a scale of 1-10 how f----- am I? Should I be worried he's gonna report me to someone?

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Annon is mentally disabled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 27 KB PNG 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread
: Anonymous 27 KB PNG 12/13/20(Sun)21:14:04 No.842264200 >be me >retard >never done drugs once in my life >friends and family all think I smoke weed every day >boss also thinks I show up high to work >nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just f------ stupid >mfw View Thread

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Annon is powerful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)16:36:45 No.857406299 >be 5'6 >got a massive humiliation fetish >go on Tinder, have my height on my profile >send polite messages to beautiful women >j------- to their responses >God tried to nerf me but failed
Anonymous 06/22/21(Tue)16:36:45 No.857406299 >be 5'6 >got a massive humiliation fetish >go on Tinder, have my height on my profile >send polite messages to beautiful women >j------- to their responses >God tried to nerf me but failed

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It was a graveyard smash | /r/Greentext

File: Monsterjak.png (67 KB, 703x337) اللمة Anonymous 10/30/21 (Sat) 13:27:10 No.5342078 >>5342083 >>5342087 >>5342716 >I was working in the lab late one night >when my eyes beheld an eerie sight >for my monster from his slab began to rise >and suddenly to my surprise >he did the mash! >he did the monster mash
File: Monsterjak.png (67 KB, 703x337) اللمة Anonymous 10/30/21 (Sat) 13:27:10 No.5342078 >>5342083 >>5342087 >>5342716 >I was working in the lab late one night >when my eyes beheld an eerie sight >for my monster from his slab began to rise >and suddenly to my surprise >he did the mash! >he did the monster mash

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Anon dindu nuffin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 332 KB PNG 07/24/22(Sun)15:11:01 No.54529954 >make 1 (one) stupid mistake in life >disallowed from ever owning a firearm Anonymous >>54529954 (OP) # what was the mistake anon? Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)15:11:55 No.54529965 07/24/22(Sun)15:14:12 No.54530002 >>54529965 # Shooting at a police station while drunk at 19. >>54530019 # >>54530049 # >>54530203 # >>54530277 # >>54530419 # >>54530427 # >>54530838 # >>54530841 # >>54531278 # >>54531360 #
: Anonymous 332 KB PNG 07/24/22(Sun)15:11:01 No.54529954 >make 1 (one) stupid mistake in life >disallowed from ever owning a firearm Anonymous >>54529954 (OP) # what was the mistake anon? Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)15:11:55 No.54529965 07/24/22(Sun)15:14:12 No.54530002 >>54529965 # Shooting at a police station while drunk at 19. >>54530019 # >>54530049 # >>54530203 # >>54530277 # >>54530419 # >>54530427 # >>54530838 # >>54530841 # >>54531278 # >>54531360 #

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Anon is a swinger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>891159609 (OP) # 12/22/22(Thu)11:50:38 No.891196714 Yes. Story time, and I'll greentext this s--- because you can't stop me. >be me >be swinger >be into threesomes >be on site dedicated to such endeavors >find married couple. He old, her middle age. Still hot tho. >contact them because, f--- it, why not? >meet up, just she and i, so she can determine if I'm ok or an ax murderer (I'm not, I swear!) >she decided that I'm "ok" and we plan a place and time etc. >ends up, they're both realtors who also flip houses on the side >we meet at a rundown place they're renovating >she greets me at the door only wearing a blazer jacket thing (kinda like the ones Century 21 used to wear, but different color) >she goes down on me while he watches >she gets on the floor, I f--- her (with condom) while her hubby watches and shoves his d--- in her mouth >be me busting a nut in her s----------- >then me leave >never see them again
Anonymous >>891159609 (OP) # 12/22/22(Thu)11:50:38 No.891196714 Yes. Story time, and I'll greentext this s--- because you can't stop me. >be me >be swinger >be into threesomes >be on site dedicated to such endeavors >find married couple. He old, her middle age. Still hot tho. >contact them because, f--- it, why not? >meet up, just she and i, so she can determine if I'm ok or an ax murderer (I'm not, I swear!) >she decided that I'm "ok" and we plan a place and time etc. >ends up, they're both realtors who also flip houses on the side >we meet at a rundown place they're renovating >she greets me at the door only wearing a blazer jacket thing (kinda like the ones Century 21 used to wear, but different color) >she goes down on me while he watches >she gets on the floor, I f--- her (with condom) while her hubby watches and shoves his d--- in her mouth >be me busting a nut in her s----------- >then me leave >never see them again

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anon copes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 >It's really starting to dawn on me the fact that hundreds of thousands of years of evolution creating my bloodline will end because I never learned how to talk to girls when I was younger. 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22 (Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # Sucks to be you nerd
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 07/29/22(Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 >It's really starting to dawn on me the fact that hundreds of thousands of years of evolution creating my bloodline will end because I never learned how to talk to girls when I was younger. 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22 (Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # Sucks to be you nerd

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Anon is not a fan of the new iron man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:26:50 No.175090222 89E80D89-B784-44FB-8897-E35B27BFCCA5.jpg 470 KB JPG LaJarvis, invent the wheel.
: Anonymous 10/04/22(Tue)22:26:50 No.175090222 89E80D89-B784-44FB-8897-E35B27BFCCA5.jpg 470 KB JPG LaJarvis, invent the wheel.

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Go hug your moms, guys | /r/Greentext

File: 6e ^ 157153d37259436b2(...).png (350 KB, 1063x683) Have you thanked your mom lately, anon? 12/26/22(Mon)15:36:47 No. >be me, 27 >my brothers and I have been into fighting games since we were kids >we still meet at our folks' living room to play every how and then >our mom is usually in the room with us, reading/on her laptop >always figured she was tuning out the s--- we say >be yesterday >mom comes into the room all giddy saying she did "the frame buffering" >wut >she drags me to the dishwasher and turns it on >the little lcd shows the brand logo for 3 seconds, but turns out it still registers button presses while it boots up >mom presses the buttons lightning fast, the screen skips the home screen and goes straight to the program she wants >"oh wow guess you're right mom" >the whole time she's giggling like she found the sickest tech ever >gives me the tightest hug and sends me on my way love you mom Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:47:33 No.71558629 Based mom animation skipped irl Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:49:27 No.71558641 >>71558536 (OP) wholesome momtech ty anon blessed post. Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:49:50 No.71558645 >>71558536 (OP) Holy mother kino
File: 6e ^ 157153d37259436b2(...).png (350 KB, 1063x683) Have you thanked your mom lately, anon? 12/26/22(Mon)15:36:47 No. >be me, 27 >my brothers and I have been into fighting games since we were kids >we still meet at our folks' living room to play every how and then >our mom is usually in the room with us, reading/on her laptop >always figured she was tuning out the s--- we say >be yesterday >mom comes into the room all giddy saying she did "the frame buffering" >wut >she drags me to the dishwasher and turns it on >the little lcd shows the brand logo for 3 seconds, but turns out it still registers button presses while it boots up >mom presses the buttons lightning fast, the screen skips the home screen and goes straight to the program she wants >"oh wow guess you're right mom" >the whole time she's giggling like she found the sickest tech ever >gives me the tightest hug and sends me on my way love you mom Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:47:33 No.71558629 Based mom animation skipped irl Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:49:27 No.71558641 >>71558536 (OP) wholesome momtech ty anon blessed post. Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)15:49:50 No.71558645 >>71558536 (OP) Holy mother kino

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Anon trolls clueless mother | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ... 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas ... 2 replies

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Anon got a raw deal | /r/Greentext

⠀ onymous 105 KB JPG 12/26/22(Mon)17:22:25 No.891439069 >6'4" height >naturally lean body >luscious hair >thick beard >7" d--- >6 figure salary >intelligence to get big degrees >general luck >engaging personality There are so many features admired by people but god skipped on all of them when creating me. I want to speak to the manager of creation
⠀ onymous 105 KB JPG 12/26/22(Mon)17:22:25 No.891439069 >6'4" height >naturally lean body >luscious hair >thick beard >7" d--- >6 figure salary >intelligence to get big degrees >general luck >engaging personality There are so many features admired by people but god skipped on all of them when creating me. I want to speak to the manager of creation

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Suicidal Robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No.71559497 All mental health culture is centered around two types of people. Women and men who wish they were women. Mentally ill men (the non-t----- kind) are treated as potential terrorists which they would rather incarcerate than help. 12/26/22(Mon)11:16:08
: Anonymous No.71559497 All mental health culture is centered around two types of people. Women and men who wish they were women. Mentally ill men (the non-t----- kind) are treated as potential terrorists which they would rather incarcerate than help. 12/26/22(Mon)11:16:08

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Anon has a counterattack | /r/Greentext

... onymous 45 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri) 14:59:05 No.65593737 >be me >get picked on by black classmate >he posts pictures of himself with a girl from my class that I have a crush on and tries to make me feel bad >think about counterattack >post picture of me smiling together with my parents >he immediately unfollows me Take that a------
... onymous 45 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri) 14:59:05 No.65593737 >be me >get picked on by black classmate >he posts pictures of himself with a girl from my class that I have a crush on and tries to make me feel bad >think about counterattack >post picture of me smiling together with my parents >he immediately unfollows me Take that a------

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anon comes out of his cave | /r/Greentext

: onymous 111 KB JPG 12/26/22(Mon)02:22:46 No.891388364 >Oh, anon, you came out of your man cave to join us for Christmas dinner! what would you do in this situation?
: onymous 111 KB JPG 12/26/22(Mon)02:22:46 No.891388364 >Oh, anon, you came out of your man cave to join us for Christmas dinner! what would you do in this situation?

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Anon is a history enjoyer | /r/Greentext

. 8h (12/26 8:57) · 14377445 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 1MB (701 × 1979) · Anne Frank.png 2 Replies >be young Jewish girl >be persecuted by evil empire for being a Jew >be hunted like an animal, have to live in hiding >years later, you're seen as a martyr and heroine for your people >be Mary, mother of Jesus >pic completely unrelated :
. 8h (12/26 8:57) · 14377445 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 1MB (701 × 1979) · Anne Frank.png 2 Replies >be young Jewish girl >be persecuted by evil empire for being a Jew >be hunted like an animal, have to live in hiding >years later, you're seen as a martyr and heroine for your people >be Mary, mother of Jesus >pic completely unrelated :

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Anon enjoys the small things | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 19 KB JPG >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since I've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?
: Anonymous The Small Things 07/25/21(Sun)20:26:41 No.64712646 19 KB JPG >Grandma is moving, I offer to help out >Cleaning out her garage when she notices my Grandfather's old bike >Offers to give it to me since she has no use for it, I accept >Take it home and do some basic maintenance (re- lube chain, pump up tires, check brakes, etc) >Been awhile since I've rode a bike, but the saying that you never forget holds true >Come up to a big hill, drop into a lower gear and give it all I got >Legs are burning, but I get to the top >Take a second to admire the view, then start descending >Pick up speed rapidly >The air violently whips around my body as gravity pulls me down faster and faster >Make it to the foot of the hill, and continue to coast on my acquired momentum >The setting sun is nice and warm on my skin, and a rabbit darts across the trail in front of me. >In that moment all my fears and anxieties melt away >My past, my future, none of it mattered >All that mattered was now When did you realize the small things are the real joys of this world Anon?

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anon doesnt understand | /r/Greentext

Board : /11/ Literature rue Lovecraft Miyazaki (hi- detaka) onymous FIFTY SHADES OF GREY 1.11 MB JPG Settings Mobile Home The Orators [Advertise on 4chan] 12/26/22(Mon)12:55:17 No.21435358 > be me 24 or something > been with gf for some years > 8/10 shy qt > she read these books when three of them were out and couldnt wait for the fourth > she would read for about an hour, and then want sex > she was nonstop about these books > alot of women were : Anonymous A memory of my ex occured regarding these books. Help me out /lit > slimy cucumbers were found in cinemas > the actor was even considered a sex symbol Fourth book comes out, where apparently the dominant dude is vulnerable according to gf > she hates it > critics hate it > suddenly nobody thinks its hot anymore > suddenly never hear about 50 shades of grey again Did the world renowned fictional sex symbol christian grey become a turnoff as soon as people saw him vulnerable, or was it just a s--- book? 12/26/22(Mon)13:03:18 No.21435378
Board : /11/ Literature rue Lovecraft Miyazaki (hi- detaka) onymous FIFTY SHADES OF GREY 1.11 MB JPG Settings Mobile Home The Orators [Advertise on 4chan] 12/26/22(Mon)12:55:17 No.21435358 > be me 24 or something > been with gf for some years > 8/10 shy qt > she read these books when three of them were out and couldnt wait for the fourth > she would read for about an hour, and then want sex > she was nonstop about these books > alot of women were : Anonymous A memory of my ex occured regarding these books. Help me out /lit > slimy cucumbers were found in cinemas > the actor was even considered a sex symbol Fourth book comes out, where apparently the dominant dude is vulnerable according to gf > she hates it > critics hate it > suddenly nobody thinks its hot anymore > suddenly never hear about 50 shades of grey again Did the world renowned fictional sex symbol christian grey become a turnoff as soon as people saw him vulnerable, or was it just a s--- book? 12/26/22(Mon)13:03:18 No.21435378

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Anon is a huge metal fan | /r/Greentext

File: metalhead jpg (31 KB. 339x230) S.O.D >teacher passing back last weeks test >9/10 looks over at me >starts smiling and playing with her hair >im spinning >i can't handle it >teacher trips over me >i break down >i stop spinning >9/10 frowns >looks back at the front of the room >im trying to hard to keep cool >i have no power >Teacher plugs me back in Anonymous (ID: EjdxbUt8) 04/29/14(Tue)05:49:05 No.544332551 Something great happened to me today/b/ >>544332551 (OP) you got me 10/10 >huge metal fan >in high school still >Math class >9/10 girl sits next to me >turns me on so much >she doesn't notice me though >try really hard to impress her >she's so hot >start spinning again >i am a huge metal fan Anonymous (ID: R4DGN54s) 04/29/14(Tue)05:51:51 No.544332735 Anonymous (ID: Erd7sMRu) 04/29/14(Tue)05:52:40 No.544332793 ► f---. this f----- me up. i'm f----- up. f--- you. F---.
File: metalhead jpg (31 KB. 339x230) S.O.D >teacher passing back last weeks test >9/10 looks over at me >starts smiling and playing with her hair >im spinning >i can't handle it >teacher trips over me >i break down >i stop spinning >9/10 frowns >looks back at the front of the room >im trying to hard to keep cool >i have no power >Teacher plugs me back in Anonymous (ID: EjdxbUt8) 04/29/14(Tue)05:49:05 No.544332551 Something great happened to me today/b/ >>544332551 (OP) you got me 10/10 >huge metal fan >in high school still >Math class >9/10 girl sits next to me >turns me on so much >she doesn't notice me though >try really hard to impress her >she's so hot >start spinning again >i am a huge metal fan Anonymous (ID: R4DGN54s) 04/29/14(Tue)05:51:51 No.544332735 Anonymous (ID: Erd7sMRu) 04/29/14(Tue)05:52:40 No.544332793 ► f---. this f----- me up. i'm f----- up. f--- you. F---.

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Anon's brain goes on autopilot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No.6215899 >>6214437 (OP) >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people saw Replies: >>6215917
Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No.6215899 >>6214437 (OP) >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people saw Replies: >>6215917

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Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext

File: C9E34163-AB4A-4F0E-976E-6DA218FBE080.jpg (275 KB, 1152x2048) Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)19:28:44 No.71548233 [Reply] >>71548412 >Ask a Gen Zer whats theyre aspiration in life >They reply with streamer/influencer + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)19:43:16 No.71548412 File: 1670183300374361.jpg (47 KB, 357x512) >>71548233 (OP) # >have a cousin 5 years younger than me who was one of my favorite friends in the world when we were kids >she was a tomboy for most of her childhood, down to earth, fun etc. >i move away for years at the same time that she is starting college >just yesterday while visiting my family for christmas eve i see her for the first time in about 4 years >shes wearing a h----- dress to a family party, caked in makeup and spray tan, goes by they/them, and tells me she wants to be an influencer >look into her eyes and see the same lifeless stare that i see in 99% of adult women, no hint of the fun little kid that i used to watch dbz with
File: C9E34163-AB4A-4F0E-976E-6DA218FBE080.jpg (275 KB, 1152x2048) Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)19:28:44 No.71548233 [Reply] >>71548412 >Ask a Gen Zer whats theyre aspiration in life >They reply with streamer/influencer + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)19:43:16 No.71548412 File: 1670183300374361.jpg (47 KB, 357x512) >>71548233 (OP) # >have a cousin 5 years younger than me who was one of my favorite friends in the world when we were kids >she was a tomboy for most of her childhood, down to earth, fun etc. >i move away for years at the same time that she is starting college >just yesterday while visiting my family for christmas eve i see her for the first time in about 4 years >shes wearing a h----- dress to a family party, caked in makeup and spray tan, goes by they/them, and tells me she wants to be an influencer >look into her eyes and see the same lifeless stare that i see in 99% of adult women, no hint of the fun little kid that i used to watch dbz with

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