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: Anonymous THE DAY PEPE MADE A PEEPEE 103 KB JPG 07/01/22(Fri)08:41:46 Weird stories about your d---: No.881188174 >be me >take piss at home >shake off on floor mat because I don't want to get piss on toilet >couple drops come out as per usual >then a tiny bubble >watch bubble float away as I contemplate w-- just happened Did my d--- just blow a pee bubble? It was even yellow colored.
: Anonymous THE DAY PEPE MADE A PEEPEE 103 KB JPG 07/01/22(Fri)08:41:46 Weird stories about your d---: No.881188174 >be me >take piss at home >shake off on floor mat because I don't want to get piss on toilet >couple drops come out as per usual >then a tiny bubble >watch bubble float away as I contemplate w-- just happened Did my d--- just blow a pee bubble? It was even yellow colored.

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Anon makes a guess | /r/Greentext

>i say denmark >he laughs >be me >american, 16 >sitting in 11th grade world history >teacher asks random ww2 related question >no one knows the answer >he says to start guessing countries >"you told us to guess" >"yeah but denmark isn't a country" >half of class laughs, other half is like w-- >pull out school-provided ipad that im allowed to use in class >google denmark >prove teacher wrong >other half of class laughs >sent to principle for disrespect >mfw
>i say denmark >he laughs >be me >american, 16 >sitting in 11th grade world history >teacher asks random ww2 related question >no one knows the answer >he says to start guessing countries >"you told us to guess" >"yeah but denmark isn't a country" >half of class laughs, other half is like w-- >pull out school-provided ipad that im allowed to use in class >google denmark >prove teacher wrong >other half of class laughs >sent to principle for disrespect >mfw

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sometimes you do find truth on the internet, anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)16:54:49 No.881147800 What's the worst social media platform on the Internet? I'm stuck deciding between Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, and Reddit. 06/30/22(Thu)16:57:23 No.881147951 : Anonymous Reddit is worse than all the other three combined 06/30/22(Thu)17:00:25 No.881148129 : Anonymous >>881147800 (OP) # Reddit is probably the worst.
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)16:54:49 No.881147800 What's the worst social media platform on the Internet? I'm stuck deciding between Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, and Reddit. 06/30/22(Thu)16:57:23 No.881147951 : Anonymous Reddit is worse than all the other three combined 06/30/22(Thu)17:00:25 No.881148129 : Anonymous >>881147800 (OP) # Reddit is probably the worst.

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Anon fell for the attic shit meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572723 # Anonymous >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572723 # Anonymous >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 >>51572686 # So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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Above his weight class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 253 KB PNG 07/31/21 (Sat)15:51:50 No.64783154 >Leaving petsmart today after grabbing some food for my dog >See some 5'4" dude hand in hand with a goth looking girl who was at least 10 inches taller than him Congrats to that guy We're all gonna make it
: Anonymous 253 KB PNG 07/31/21 (Sat)15:51:50 No.64783154 >Leaving petsmart today after grabbing some food for my dog >See some 5'4" dude hand in hand with a goth looking girl who was at least 10 inches taller than him Congrats to that guy We're all gonna make it

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o7 Technoblade | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Technosensei 03/19/21(Fri)11:11:48 No.9507909 >be me 4 years ago >mildly autistic high school kid >no friends, nothing new >pretty sure everyone at school hates me >obsessed with youtube >mostly watch minecraft youtuber technoblade 153 KB JPG >want to be confident like him. >start copying his mannerisms and speech patterns >try to think like he would >try to work like he would >genuinely started to gain a sense of confidence in myself and my work >started grinding and improving more than my high school classmates >pays off, get a full ride to a good college >got into a relationship >found a great friend group >teachers admire my work ethic >getting work opportunities early on thank you minecraft pig man
Anonymous Technosensei 03/19/21(Fri)11:11:48 No.9507909 >be me 4 years ago >mildly autistic high school kid >no friends, nothing new >pretty sure everyone at school hates me >obsessed with youtube >mostly watch minecraft youtuber technoblade 153 KB JPG >want to be confident like him. >start copying his mannerisms and speech patterns >try to think like he would >try to work like he would >genuinely started to gain a sense of confidence in myself and my work >started grinding and improving more than my high school classmates >pays off, get a full ride to a good college >got into a relationship >found a great friend group >teachers admire my work ethic >getting work opportunities early on thank you minecraft pig man

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How Anon quit meth | /r/Greentext


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Anon receives useful advice | /r/Greentext


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Anon Discovers drugs | /r/Greentext


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Anon goes to a restaurant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [+] 11/30/20(Mon)23:57:14 No.135008220 Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food hello this is ibxtoycat and welcome back to another minecraft video.png 416 KB PNG >be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive >get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it Why are Americans such gluttonous pigs?
: Anonymous [+] 11/30/20(Mon)23:57:14 No.135008220 Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food hello this is ibxtoycat and welcome back to another minecraft video.png 416 KB PNG >be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive >get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it Why are Americans such gluttonous pigs?

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Anon's Car | /r/Greentext

Yumuura Is my car a p---- magnet? 3.62 MB JPG 03/27/20(Fri)09:17:14 No.22154752 house and my car E46 Coupe 03/27/20(Fri)09:19:53 No.22154756 03/27/20(Fri)09:21:49 No.22154761 Anonymous Anonymous >>22154752 (OP) # >Is my car a p---- magnet? well you bought it didn't you? >>22154804 # >>22154821 # >>22154892 # >>22154907 # >>22155375 # >>22155457 # >>22155529 # >>22155616 # >>22155647 # >>22155656 # >>22155673 # >>22156040 # >>22156117 # >>22156153 # >>22156267 #
Yumuura Is my car a p---- magnet? 3.62 MB JPG 03/27/20(Fri)09:17:14 No.22154752 house and my car E46 Coupe 03/27/20(Fri)09:19:53 No.22154756 03/27/20(Fri)09:21:49 No.22154761 Anonymous Anonymous >>22154752 (OP) # >Is my car a p---- magnet? well you bought it didn't you? >>22154804 # >>22154821 # >>22154892 # >>22154907 # >>22155375 # >>22155457 # >>22155529 # >>22155616 # >>22155647 # >>22155656 # >>22155673 # >>22156040 # >>22156117 # >>22156153 # >>22156267 #

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Anon Calls the Police | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: otLizzwS These ladies wanna know 2 no step on snek 209 KB PNG 03/19/19(Tue)12:53:49 No.207001206 These ladies, also Georgia politicians, want to pass a law forcing males over 55 to inform law enforcement when they e--------. (see proposed bill). I say we blow a load in their inboxes! Who's with me? @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov Anonymous (ID: mgvmn+n1) 03/19/19(Tue)13:13:27 No.207003393 >>207001206 (OP) # >Be me, 57 years old >Have entire law enforcement on speed dial >H-hey Mike, it's anon again, y-you know why I'm calling
Anonymous (ID: otLizzwS These ladies wanna know 2 no step on snek 209 KB PNG 03/19/19(Tue)12:53:49 No.207001206 These ladies, also Georgia politicians, want to pass a law forcing males over 55 to inform law enforcement when they e--------. (see proposed bill). I say we blow a load in their inboxes! Who's with me? @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov @house.ga.gov Anonymous (ID: mgvmn+n1) 03/19/19(Tue)13:13:27 No.207003393 >>207001206 (OP) # >Be me, 57 years old >Have entire law enforcement on speed dial >H-hey Mike, it's anon again, y-you know why I'm calling

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Anon has a hot take | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 813 KB JPG Are you aroused by clown women? 7 Replies / 4 Images 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573
: Anonymous 813 KB JPG Are you aroused by clown women? 7 Replies / 4 Images 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Anon has his first zoom meeting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: b6z3sYSF) 06/29/22 (Wed)22:49:20 No.50062920 1656327301745.jpg 682 KB JPG some guy took a shower on video on a zoom call with a bunch of VPs from my company today. it was so awkward that everyone ignored it and tried to pretend like it wasn't happening
: Anonymous (ID: b6z3sYSF) 06/29/22 (Wed)22:49:20 No.50062920 1656327301745.jpg 682 KB JPG some guy took a shower on video on a zoom call with a bunch of VPs from my company today. it was so awkward that everyone ignored it and tried to pretend like it wasn't happening

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Anon correlates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)20:27:39 No.877971132 M 5077E542-BAD4-47B9-B06C-F21D4CDB958C.jpg 144 KB JPG The reason The McRib is not a full time menu item is because of liberals. Let me explain >Liberals have stupid ideas >Not making the McRib a full time menu item is a stupid idea why would liberals do this
: Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)20:27:39 No.877971132 M 5077E542-BAD4-47B9-B06C-F21D4CDB958C.jpg 144 KB JPG The reason The McRib is not a full time menu item is because of liberals. Let me explain >Liberals have stupid ideas >Not making the McRib a full time menu item is a stupid idea why would liberals do this

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