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Anonymous (ID: YkjHx6DI) 1207/16/16(Sat)16:33:19 No.81355752 ► >>81356128 >>81356150 >>81356243 >>81356398 >>81356981 >>81357034 >>81357123 >>81357133 >>81357140 >>81357143 >>81357149 >>81357205 >>81357260 >>81357265 >>81357288 >>81357848 >>81357852 >>81357856 >>81357878 >>81357980 >>81357988 >>81358000 >>81358080 >>81358110 >>81358112 >>81:358122 >>81358737 >>81358755 >>81358812 >>81358821 >>81358828 >>81358841 >>81358887 >>81358913 >>81359038 >>81359059 >>81359067 >>81359527 >>81359539 >>81359565 >>81359606 >>81359630 >>81359631 >>81359684 >>81359700 >>81359741 >>81359746 >>81359866 Targeting satellites would detect any nuclear launch on the planet. Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms shut down the atoms Anonymous (ID: /Mcq/y3z) 07/16/16(Sat) 16:43:37 No.81357140 >>81355752 >"shut down the atoms" I couldn't be that stupid if I tried Anonymous (ID: P3xHc6Er File: 1292834800353.png (117 KB, 336x326) 07/16/16(Sat)16:46:10 No.81357506 >j--- are so dumb they got nuked TWICE and still didn't figure out they could just turn the atoms off Anonymous (ID: QQbBB8q)) 07/16/16(Sat)16:43:58 No.81357205 File: pepe kek.jpg (67 KB, 540x534) >81355752 Anonymous (ID: DqGW1Xxp 07/16/16(Sat)16:58:42 No.81359 >>81355752 Pretty please include me in your /r/4chan post the atoms >shut down >>81355752 And just like that a new meme was born. >shut down atoms I can't wait to see where anons use this
Anonymous (ID: YkjHx6DI) 1207/16/16(Sat)16:33:19 No.81355752 ► >>81356128 >>81356150 >>81356243 >>81356398 >>81356981 >>81357034 >>81357123 >>81357133 >>81357140 >>81357143 >>81357149 >>81357205 >>81357260 >>81357265 >>81357288 >>81357848 >>81357852 >>81357856 >>81357878 >>81357980 >>81357988 >>81358000 >>81358080 >>81358110 >>81358112 >>81:358122 >>81358737 >>81358755 >>81358812 >>81358821 >>81358828 >>81358841 >>81358887 >>81358913 >>81359038 >>81359059 >>81359067 >>81359527 >>81359539 >>81359565 >>81359606 >>81359630 >>81359631 >>81359684 >>81359700 >>81359741 >>81359746 >>81359866 Targeting satellites would detect any nuclear launch on the planet. Plus NATO has anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms in a nuclear weapon making it useless anti Nuclear device's which can shut down the atoms shut down the atoms Anonymous (ID: /Mcq/y3z) 07/16/16(Sat) 16:43:37 No.81357140 >>81355752 >"shut down the atoms" I couldn't be that stupid if I tried Anonymous (ID: P3xHc6Er File: 1292834800353.png (117 KB, 336x326) 07/16/16(Sat)16:46:10 No.81357506 >j--- are so dumb they got nuked TWICE and still didn't figure out they could just turn the atoms off Anonymous (ID: QQbBB8q)) 07/16/16(Sat)16:43:58 No.81357205 File: pepe kek.jpg (67 KB, 540x534) >81355752 Anonymous (ID: DqGW1Xxp 07/16/16(Sat)16:58:42 No.81359 >>81355752 Pretty please include me in your /r/4chan post the atoms >shut down >>81355752 And just like that a new meme was born. >shut down atoms I can't wait to see where anons use this

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Millennials ruined pie cooling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/27/22(Mon)18:54:53 No.18038508 20200627-IMG_2486-copy.jpg 184 KB JPG Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill? >>18044970 # : Anonymous >>18038508 (OP) # Too many people floating through the air when they smell it. 06/27/22(Mon)18:56:57 No.18038514
: Anonymous 06/27/22(Mon)18:54:53 No.18038508 20200627-IMG_2486-copy.jpg 184 KB JPG Why did people stop putting pies on the window sill? >>18044970 # : Anonymous >>18038508 (OP) # Too many people floating through the air when they smell it. 06/27/22(Mon)18:56:57 No.18038514

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Anon and Tim's wonderful friendship experience | /r/Greentext

83 >be me at 18 years old, just about graduated from HS 735 KB JPG >I'm the wholesome kid at my high school, everyone thinks I'm homosexual with how I talk >They call me SpongeBob >I don't mind the occasional bullying it never gets too bad >Make friends with a dude who's just like me, people think we're twins, I'll call him Tim >One day this guy named Brad comes up to us, he's a d--- and calls us different slurs thinking we're gay >We don't get that offended but we get a brilliant idea >Brad has to leave class early, he goes to the locker room but Tim and I beat him there >We get in the showers butt ass naked and start washing each other >Brad gets to the shower and witnesses Tim stroking my c--- while Tim and I look him straight in the eyes >Tim says "you're next if you want" in the most fruity voice ever >Brad stands there shocked and walks away >Brad never speaks to us again >Tim and I never touch each other again either 4 years have passed, Tim is getting married this Friday to a girl from our graduating class, I'm his best man.
83 >be me at 18 years old, just about graduated from HS 735 KB JPG >I'm the wholesome kid at my high school, everyone thinks I'm homosexual with how I talk >They call me SpongeBob >I don't mind the occasional bullying it never gets too bad >Make friends with a dude who's just like me, people think we're twins, I'll call him Tim >One day this guy named Brad comes up to us, he's a d--- and calls us different slurs thinking we're gay >We don't get that offended but we get a brilliant idea >Brad has to leave class early, he goes to the locker room but Tim and I beat him there >We get in the showers butt ass naked and start washing each other >Brad gets to the shower and witnesses Tim stroking my c--- while Tim and I look him straight in the eyes >Tim says "you're next if you want" in the most fruity voice ever >Brad stands there shocked and walks away >Brad never speaks to us again >Tim and I never touch each other again either 4 years have passed, Tim is getting married this Friday to a girl from our graduating class, I'm his best man.

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Anon will be a human Guinea pig | /r/Greentext

A 0.38% 75 100 125 50 Results Your IQ is 64 Your Name... 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 99.62% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 4 of them. mensa_application.png 49 KB PNG Is there anything in science I can do with an iq of 64? It is my favorite subject. 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
A 0.38% 75 100 125 50 Results Your IQ is 64 Your Name... 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 99.62% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 4 of them. mensa_application.png 49 KB PNG Is there anything in science I can do with an iq of 64? It is my favorite subject. 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is sick of it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why do normies fall for the "b(...) 394 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)11:03:43 No.69396930 >NOO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT ROAST BEEF FOR BREAKFAST >YOU NEED TO EAT BACON OR BREAKFAST SAUSAGE OR EGGIWEGS >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT A DINNER ROLL, IT HAS TO BE A BISCUIT OR MUFFIN >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT GARLIC BREADSTICKS, IT HAS TO BE WAFFLES OR PANCAKES >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT FRENCH FRIES IT HAS TO BE HOME FRIES f--- you, normalshits. i WILL eat "dinner foods" for breakfast and you can suck my balls. don't you realize "breakfast foods" was a scam invented solely to sell you cheaper foods for more money? tongue my anus!
: Anonymous why do normies fall for the "b(...) 394 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)11:03:43 No.69396930 >NOO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT ROAST BEEF FOR BREAKFAST >YOU NEED TO EAT BACON OR BREAKFAST SAUSAGE OR EGGIWEGS >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT A DINNER ROLL, IT HAS TO BE A BISCUIT OR MUFFIN >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT GARLIC BREADSTICKS, IT HAS TO BE WAFFLES OR PANCAKES >NO ANON YOU CAN'T EAT FRENCH FRIES IT HAS TO BE HOME FRIES f--- you, normalshits. i WILL eat "dinner foods" for breakfast and you can suck my balls. don't you realize "breakfast foods" was a scam invented solely to sell you cheaper foods for more money? tongue my anus!

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Anon looks for a job | /r/Greentext

07/13/22(Wed)23:00:58 No.69398137 >spend 2 years humiliating myself writing CVs and cover letters for s----- part time jobs in customer service, hospitality etc >furthest i ever got was a trial shift that i didn't even finish >go to a warehouse where someone i know works and ask the manager there for a job : Anonymous 21 KB JPG >he has me start within days >my job is literally just putting clothes in boxes and i earn more money than i know what to do with View Thread
07/13/22(Wed)23:00:58 No.69398137 >spend 2 years humiliating myself writing CVs and cover letters for s----- part time jobs in customer service, hospitality etc >furthest i ever got was a trial shift that i didn't even finish >go to a warehouse where someone i know works and ask the manager there for a job : Anonymous 21 KB JPG >he has me start within days >my job is literally just putting clothes in boxes and i earn more money than i know what to do with View Thread

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Anon reaches peak coomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BORN TO coom 442 KB PNG 07/13/22(Wed)10:56:50 No.881954940 >Be me 320 pound shut in >Work from home, play vidya, post on 4Chan, and fap >>881955525 # >Haven't touched grass since Attack of the Clones came out on DVD >That is it >Find amateur pictures on Reddit NSFW subs >Start pics you shouldn't have thread on /b/ >Say it's my GF, ask for pics >Get hundreds of pics >Have 2 terabytes of indexed pics >Life is good Have I reached peaked coomer? : Anonymous Why don't you just touch grass 07/13/22(Wed)10:59:20 No.881955062 : Anonymous >>881955062 # >Anon touches grass >Starts taking creep shots >Posts to /b/ >Anon contributes to society 07/13/22(Wed)11:11:42 No.881955525
: Anonymous BORN TO coom 442 KB PNG 07/13/22(Wed)10:56:50 No.881954940 >Be me 320 pound shut in >Work from home, play vidya, post on 4Chan, and fap >>881955525 # >Haven't touched grass since Attack of the Clones came out on DVD >That is it >Find amateur pictures on Reddit NSFW subs >Start pics you shouldn't have thread on /b/ >Say it's my GF, ask for pics >Get hundreds of pics >Have 2 terabytes of indexed pics >Life is good Have I reached peaked coomer? : Anonymous Why don't you just touch grass 07/13/22(Wed)10:59:20 No.881955062 : Anonymous >>881955062 # >Anon touches grass >Starts taking creep shots >Posts to /b/ >Anon contributes to society 07/13/22(Wed)11:11:42 No.881955525

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Anon is a Retard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: R2gBUZES 07/13/22 (Wed)23:19:05 No.386587306 Monarchy My family has been steering ships for generations. It's a time honored tradition we do to the best of our abilities. Democracy We've never steered ships in our lives but we're certain we can with more people. 1636904789085.jpg 82 KB JPG There's literally an iceberg ahead!!!! >>386586887 # >American still means the same thing it did in the eighteenth century You mean when it was run by idealistic powdered wig boomers, petulantly rebelling against monarchy like f----- children?
Anonymous (ID: R2gBUZES 07/13/22 (Wed)23:19:05 No.386587306 Monarchy My family has been steering ships for generations. It's a time honored tradition we do to the best of our abilities. Democracy We've never steered ships in our lives but we're certain we can with more people. 1636904789085.jpg 82 KB JPG There's literally an iceberg ahead!!!! >>386586887 # >American still means the same thing it did in the eighteenth century You mean when it was run by idealistic powdered wig boomers, petulantly rebelling against monarchy like f----- children?

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WTF Germany | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TRYONX13 negerküsse 16 Negerküsse rundum mit Schokolade umhüllt! Bergstraße mit Bastelfiguren aus dem Wolf-Kinderland 16 Negerküsse 07/13/22 (Wed)22:22:42 No.386580662 NEGRONI do Germans really? explain yourselves 12 Replies / 6 Images >>386586213 # 50876_900.jpg 55 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: oW5dft9d technico Hallo Kinder aufgepaßt! Auf der Rückseite Oldtimer- Modelle von technicoll. View Thread 07/13/22(Wed)22:55:17 No.386584489 >>386580662 (OP) # Europeans in those days had this idea of n------ as funny little jungle people, not understanding what they were like in person. Well, now you have all come to know.
: Anonymous (ID: TRYONX13 negerküsse 16 Negerküsse rundum mit Schokolade umhüllt! Bergstraße mit Bastelfiguren aus dem Wolf-Kinderland 16 Negerküsse 07/13/22 (Wed)22:22:42 No.386580662 NEGRONI do Germans really? explain yourselves 12 Replies / 6 Images >>386586213 # 50876_900.jpg 55 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: oW5dft9d technico Hallo Kinder aufgepaßt! Auf der Rückseite Oldtimer- Modelle von technicoll. View Thread 07/13/22(Wed)22:55:17 No.386584489 >>386580662 (OP) # Europeans in those days had this idea of n------ as funny little jungle people, not understanding what they were like in person. Well, now you have all come to know.

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Anon goes to the school dance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)00:29:10 No.881939621 55 KB JPG >be me, 18M, senior in high school >Go to school dance alone >One girl gets left alone and needs a ride home, I'll call her Jamie >I offer her a ride home >Ride back is great, we're laughing, having a great time >We're almost to her place and she asks what I'm doing this weekend >Just then a car makes a left turn in front of me and I T- Bone them, sending Jamie through the wind shield as she wasn't wearing her seatbelt >She doesn't make it out of the hospital alive >Spend the rest of the week mindlessly playing Zelda Minish Cap on my Gameboy.. every night I'd get a flashback to that moment and be stuck awake It's been 5 years, I haven't gotten that close to a female since, does it get better?
: Anonymous 07/13/22(Wed)00:29:10 No.881939621 55 KB JPG >be me, 18M, senior in high school >Go to school dance alone >One girl gets left alone and needs a ride home, I'll call her Jamie >I offer her a ride home >Ride back is great, we're laughing, having a great time >We're almost to her place and she asks what I'm doing this weekend >Just then a car makes a left turn in front of me and I T- Bone them, sending Jamie through the wind shield as she wasn't wearing her seatbelt >She doesn't make it out of the hospital alive >Spend the rest of the week mindlessly playing Zelda Minish Cap on my Gameboy.. every night I'd get a flashback to that moment and be stuck awake It's been 5 years, I haven't gotten that close to a female since, does it get better?

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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

77 KB PNG >be 18 year old me >have driver's license >drinking and taking some xanax with homies >girl I know joins >she was a bit fat, never found her attractive >girl took xanax and drank aswell >hours pass of just chilling >she starts flirting and cuddling with me >mostly passed out me doesn't even realise what's happening >tells me she wants to take my virginity >i decline >she continues to touch me >time for her to get home, i drive her >during the drive she starts again touch me, first grabbing my crotch then getting insinde my pants >i said "i can't drive like that" >pulled over >xanax kicks in, can't remember s--- >we f----- apparently >drove her home >got into my bed >next morning, she tells me she loved it and she wants to train me in sex, because i was good apperently >I F------ DECLINED Everyone tells me "You always remember your first time." Well I don't. Not a single detail. Am I still a virgin? Half virgin? This has been messing with me for 2 years now.
77 KB PNG >be 18 year old me >have driver's license >drinking and taking some xanax with homies >girl I know joins >she was a bit fat, never found her attractive >girl took xanax and drank aswell >hours pass of just chilling >she starts flirting and cuddling with me >mostly passed out me doesn't even realise what's happening >tells me she wants to take my virginity >i decline >she continues to touch me >time for her to get home, i drive her >during the drive she starts again touch me, first grabbing my crotch then getting insinde my pants >i said "i can't drive like that" >pulled over >xanax kicks in, can't remember s--- >we f----- apparently >drove her home >got into my bed >next morning, she tells me she loved it and she wants to train me in sex, because i was good apperently >I F------ DECLINED Everyone tells me "You always remember your first time." Well I don't. Not a single detail. Am I still a virgin? Half virgin? This has been messing with me for 2 years now.

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Anon plays the tinder game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 167 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)16:48:02 No.605595202 This game f------ sucks >the NPCs have little to none chat dialogs >most NPCs look exactly the same >glitches constantly as NPCs disappear after interacting with them >microtransactions add literally nothing What were they thinking? 07/12/22(Tue)16:57:23 No.605595718 : Anonymous >get a match >try to talk to her >she is clearly not interested in talking woman, why? >>605595779 # >>605595805 # >>605595809 #
: Anonymous 167 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)16:48:02 No.605595202 This game f------ sucks >the NPCs have little to none chat dialogs >most NPCs look exactly the same >glitches constantly as NPCs disappear after interacting with them >microtransactions add literally nothing What were they thinking? 07/12/22(Tue)16:57:23 No.605595718 : Anonymous >get a match >try to talk to her >she is clearly not interested in talking woman, why? >>605595779 # >>605595805 # >>605595809 #

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Anon doesn’t like sausages | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 139 KB JPG Stormi 07/12/22(Tue)23:10:52 No.69386895 10/10 stacy: >hey anon, you can f--- my p---- raw all you want but first you have to eat 2lbs of sausage in 1 hour wat do? 07/12/22(Tue)23:18:42 No.69386958 >>69386895 (OP) # yea ok. easy with some cold Coca Cola and bbq. sauce >>69387039 # Anonymous >>69386895 (OP) # Slurp sausages to get my sausage slurped. 07/12/22(Tue)23:19:58 No.69386970 Anonymous >>69386895 (OP) # No sorry, I don't eat sausages 07/12/22(Tue)23:20:15 No.69386975
Anonymous 139 KB JPG Stormi 07/12/22(Tue)23:10:52 No.69386895 10/10 stacy: >hey anon, you can f--- my p---- raw all you want but first you have to eat 2lbs of sausage in 1 hour wat do? 07/12/22(Tue)23:18:42 No.69386958 >>69386895 (OP) # yea ok. easy with some cold Coca Cola and bbq. sauce >>69387039 # Anonymous >>69386895 (OP) # Slurp sausages to get my sausage slurped. 07/12/22(Tue)23:19:58 No.69386970 Anonymous >>69386895 (OP) # No sorry, I don't eat sausages 07/12/22(Tue)23:20:15 No.69386975

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Anon is a wage slave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 41DYs6rH) 07/13/22(Wed)21:53:52 No.386577212 Why the F--- is working today so stressful? Our employers squeeze every last drop of time and productivity out of us with no end in sight. Im currently doing the work of about 3 people and i want to kill myself. Boomers didnt have to do this s---, they worked so f------ little im sure. Imaging working in an office with no internet no women no computers. The stress levels would be nonexistent. Modern waging is straight up slavery 70 KB JPG Ive gotten 146 emails in the past 24 hours. These come in at all hours of the night and morning. These f------ roasties work till 3-4 am and wont shut the f--- up. Everything is URGENT DO NOW. Like bitch i DONT HAVE THE F------ TIME TO DO THIS S--- F--- OFF. Im unironically about to kill myself. These roasties joke about how they have no free time and havent thrown their kids a birthday party in years and they find it funny??? What the f--- is wrong with these people?
Anonymous (ID: 41DYs6rH) 07/13/22(Wed)21:53:52 No.386577212 Why the F--- is working today so stressful? Our employers squeeze every last drop of time and productivity out of us with no end in sight. Im currently doing the work of about 3 people and i want to kill myself. Boomers didnt have to do this s---, they worked so f------ little im sure. Imaging working in an office with no internet no women no computers. The stress levels would be nonexistent. Modern waging is straight up slavery 70 KB JPG Ive gotten 146 emails in the past 24 hours. These come in at all hours of the night and morning. These f------ roasties work till 3-4 am and wont shut the f--- up. Everything is URGENT DO NOW. Like bitch i DONT HAVE THE F------ TIME TO DO THIS S--- F--- OFF. Im unironically about to kill myself. These roasties joke about how they have no free time and havent thrown their kids a birthday party in years and they find it funny??? What the f--- is wrong with these people?

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