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anon thinks abortion should be illegal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)00:02:16 No.881264818 Religion aside; abortions should be illegal. >at least 95% of abortions are elective/not medically necessary 15 KB JPG >if a woman was attacked and the fetus that she planned to birth died, it would be considered murder by the same people who say a fetus they don't want isn't murder >there absolutely should be a step back from the hypersexual culture of the West, and removing abortion and contraception from non-married couples is imperative >women are idiots driven by sexual self worth and unstable emotions which is why they have largely been considered below men >the only men who empower women are eternal manbabies with mommy issues If you cannot accept that sex creates life, and you are responsible for it DON'T F---. If you f--- and you create a life you should be held accountable for killing it. It's super f------ simple. No theism required.
: Anonymous 07/03/22(Sun)00:02:16 No.881264818 Religion aside; abortions should be illegal. >at least 95% of abortions are elective/not medically necessary 15 KB JPG >if a woman was attacked and the fetus that she planned to birth died, it would be considered murder by the same people who say a fetus they don't want isn't murder >there absolutely should be a step back from the hypersexual culture of the West, and removing abortion and contraception from non-married couples is imperative >women are idiots driven by sexual self worth and unstable emotions which is why they have largely been considered below men >the only men who empower women are eternal manbabies with mommy issues If you cannot accept that sex creates life, and you are responsible for it DON'T F---. If you f--- and you create a life you should be held accountable for killing it. It's super f------ simple. No theism required.

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Anon admires Italian ingenuity. | /r/Greentext

>>38254980 >>38257272 >>38259506 >>38259665 >>38259884 >>38259973 >>38260451 >>38261346 >>38261583 >>38261592 >>38261967 >>38261998 >>38262007 >>38262945 File: i74.photobucket.com_album(...).jpg (55 KB, 640x480) Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional Beretta took Walther's designs and made them sexy. They discovered noodles from China, removed the dog, and created pasta. They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colleseums and aqueducts. They took the Gladius from the celt-iberians and conquered the world with it. They learned about sex from the Greeks and realized you could also have it with women. Etc.
>>38254980 >>38257272 >>38259506 >>38259665 >>38259884 >>38259973 >>38260451 >>38261346 >>38261583 >>38261592 >>38261967 >>38261998 >>38262007 >>38262945 File: i74.photobucket.com_album(...).jpg (55 KB, 640x480) Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional Beretta took Walther's designs and made them sexy. They discovered noodles from China, removed the dog, and created pasta. They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colleseums and aqueducts. They took the Gladius from the celt-iberians and conquered the world with it. They learned about sex from the Greeks and realized you could also have it with women. Etc.

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Anon likes hugs now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Feels thread 36 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image >Eventually hugging turns to cuddling >Frequently cuddle with her >One day it just stops >Don't know why >Never talked to her about it >>40673779 # Anonymous 10/25/17(Wed)23:08:02 No.40672912 CHLAD >Be me >Be 7 or 8 >Female friend sees that I don't like people touching me >Constantly tries to hug me >One day I let her do it >Feels really nice Anonymous >>40672912 (OP) # You never made a move on her sexually so it started to get weird. PARA View Thread 10/25/17(Wed)23:16:28 No.40673029 10/26/17(Thu)00:09:09 No.40673779 >>40673029 # >7 or 8 >sexual
: Anonymous Feels thread 36 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image >Eventually hugging turns to cuddling >Frequently cuddle with her >One day it just stops >Don't know why >Never talked to her about it >>40673779 # Anonymous 10/25/17(Wed)23:08:02 No.40672912 CHLAD >Be me >Be 7 or 8 >Female friend sees that I don't like people touching me >Constantly tries to hug me >One day I let her do it >Feels really nice Anonymous >>40672912 (OP) # You never made a move on her sexually so it started to get weird. PARA View Thread 10/25/17(Wed)23:16:28 No.40673029 10/26/17(Thu)00:09:09 No.40673779 >>40673029 # >7 or 8 >sexual

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Anon is scared of the world | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anyone else feels like the Wor(...) 637 KB PNG 07/03/22(Sun)10:14:42 No.69268921 >Feminism and the war on men >Trannies being normalized >Black lives matter narrative >China tensions over Taiwan >Russia invasion of Ukraine >Mental illness is on an all time high >General feeling of apathy all over the world I'm scared bros.
Anonymous Anyone else feels like the Wor(...) 637 KB PNG 07/03/22(Sun)10:14:42 No.69268921 >Feminism and the war on men >Trannies being normalized >Black lives matter narrative >China tensions over Taiwan >Russia invasion of Ukraine >Mental illness is on an all time high >General feeling of apathy all over the world I'm scared bros.

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Anon is thankful for their Autism. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21 (Tue)15:18:45 No.851455113 > Be me > Decide to get vaccine > Drive on over to the vaccination center in my town > as soon as I get there I notice a mob across the street > it's a group of anti-vacc retards chanting "Vaccines cause autism" and "COVID vaccine is a microchip" > think they are just a group of paranoid dipshits > proceed to head inside > fill out paperwork and await my shot > wait in a room along with hundreds of other people > biggest crowd of people I've seen in a room since the quarantine 4 KB JPG > after around an hour I get the shot > get told to come back in two weeks for the next dose > leave building > crowd of dipshits are still chanting > get in car > Head home > about half way I start getting a little drowsy > tough it out until I get home > as soon as I get home I fall on my couch > pass the f--- out > when I wake up I notice a loading bar > "Downloading Autisim.exe" > F--- > Bar is at 98% > lay there in fear > 99% > start to cry > Error: Autism.exe already Running on system > MFW I've had autism this whole time
: Anonymous 04/06/21 (Tue)15:18:45 No.851455113 > Be me > Decide to get vaccine > Drive on over to the vaccination center in my town > as soon as I get there I notice a mob across the street > it's a group of anti-vacc retards chanting "Vaccines cause autism" and "COVID vaccine is a microchip" > think they are just a group of paranoid dipshits > proceed to head inside > fill out paperwork and await my shot > wait in a room along with hundreds of other people > biggest crowd of people I've seen in a room since the quarantine 4 KB JPG > after around an hour I get the shot > get told to come back in two weeks for the next dose > leave building > crowd of dipshits are still chanting > get in car > Head home > about half way I start getting a little drowsy > tough it out until I get home > as soon as I get home I fall on my couch > pass the f--- out > when I wake up I notice a loading bar > "Downloading Autisim.exe" > F--- > Bar is at 98% > lay there in fear > 99% > start to cry > Error: Autism.exe already Running on system > MFW I've had autism this whole time

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Anon has a gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/27/20(Sun)20:42:13 No.209345239 >>209348568 >>209349383 File: tomboy.jpg (218 KB, 1330x512) Smile >>209345415 >>209347592 There wasn't anyone there that could stop the tomboy. >>209267022 # >tfw your wife calls herself your Amazon, is nearly a foot taller than you, and can carry you around with ease >Used to be super embarrassed of her back in college because she'd emasculate me doing things like bridal carry me around the dorm, tape signs to my dorm room declaring it as her property, loudly tell her friends about how she'd dom me in bed, etc. >For years only let me initiate sex if I could pull off a physical feat she assigned (climb up to her window on the second floor, run five laps around campus, do a hundred pull-ups, etc.) >Was even the one that proposed to me at a Christmas party in front of all our friends. Even on one knee she was around chest-level to me >Took her hunting with me and my friends. We all got jack s---, and she nabbed a near record-setting buck with a f------ bow. >Only realized in the last few years I'm living the dream of thousands of guys
Anonymous 09/27/20(Sun)20:42:13 No.209345239 >>209348568 >>209349383 File: tomboy.jpg (218 KB, 1330x512) Smile >>209345415 >>209347592 There wasn't anyone there that could stop the tomboy. >>209267022 # >tfw your wife calls herself your Amazon, is nearly a foot taller than you, and can carry you around with ease >Used to be super embarrassed of her back in college because she'd emasculate me doing things like bridal carry me around the dorm, tape signs to my dorm room declaring it as her property, loudly tell her friends about how she'd dom me in bed, etc. >For years only let me initiate sex if I could pull off a physical feat she assigned (climb up to her window on the second floor, run five laps around campus, do a hundred pull-ups, etc.) >Was even the one that proposed to me at a Christmas party in front of all our friends. Even on one knee she was around chest-level to me >Took her hunting with me and my friends. We all got jack s---, and she nabbed a near record-setting buck with a f------ bow. >Only realized in the last few years I'm living the dream of thousands of guys

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Anon goes shopping with his dad | /r/Greentext

four hundred thousand keks 7 KB JPG >be me >12 >going to the store with my dad >just before big hurricane >takes last bread loaf >some lady snatches it from his cart >he tears it back >"buht, whee need it more!" >it was in my cart, just go to a different store or f----- deal >"noe!!! >she takes it, starts running >my 12 year old ass thinks it would be funny if i threw a can of beans at her >hits her head >shes out cold >dad looks at me >I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO KNOCK HER OUT >he laughs and picks up the loaf >we leave >made a sandwitch with that bread >f----- lol
four hundred thousand keks 7 KB JPG >be me >12 >going to the store with my dad >just before big hurricane >takes last bread loaf >some lady snatches it from his cart >he tears it back >"buht, whee need it more!" >it was in my cart, just go to a different store or f----- deal >"noe!!! >she takes it, starts running >my 12 year old ass thinks it would be funny if i threw a can of beans at her >hits her head >shes out cold >dad looks at me >I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO KNOCK HER OUT >he laughs and picks up the loaf >we leave >made a sandwitch with that bread >f----- lol

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Ju 1607397557617.png 58 KB PNG >win game >feel nothing >lose game >day ruined
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