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: Anonymous How to get out of the control 177 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)20:03:28 No.80433340 >went to uni near my home >parents just thought I am made of free time now >demanded me to eat at home every day >brings me to their retarded boomer meetings whenever I have a millisecond of free time >could barely do my homework and projects because I have to sit at aunt Gertrude's 85th birthday party and wait until they are satisfied >when I asked them if I could f--- off from them they say no, and if I just ignore them they will just dial my number over and over >can't cut off because they helped me pay off my student debts and I am an actual decent person who loves my parents >barely had any time to make friends, go to clubs and form connections because I have to go to my mom's friends' stupid cookouts >got a mediocre score and end up friendless on uni in my first year >parents started blaming me for "not working hard enough" and kept pressuring me day and night Oh Jesus f------ christ.....I wonder why? View Thread
: Anonymous How to get out of the control 177 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)20:03:28 No.80433340 >went to uni near my home >parents just thought I am made of free time now >demanded me to eat at home every day >brings me to their retarded boomer meetings whenever I have a millisecond of free time >could barely do my homework and projects because I have to sit at aunt Gertrude's 85th birthday party and wait until they are satisfied >when I asked them if I could f--- off from them they say no, and if I just ignore them they will just dial my number over and over >can't cut off because they helped me pay off my student debts and I am an actual decent person who loves my parents >barely had any time to make friends, go to clubs and form connections because I have to go to my mom's friends' stupid cookouts >got a mediocre score and end up friendless on uni in my first year >parents started blaming me for "not working hard enough" and kept pressuring me day and night Oh Jesus f------ christ.....I wonder why? View Thread

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Anon Hates Jack Reacher | /r/Greentext

File: 15776908.jpg (258 KB, 1131x997) ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:21:53 No.208845945 ►>>208845979 >>208845992 >>208846293 >>208846459 >>208846746 >>208846775 >>208846832 >>208846977 >>208847077 >>208847101 >>208847251 >>208847348 >>208847655 >>208847742 >>208848702 >>208848842 >>208848919 >>208848930 >>208849192 >>208849610 >>208850194 >>208850904 >>208850918 >>208851561 >>208851651 >>208851654 >homeless drifter who never works out but is somehow absurdly jacked, and also knows everything and is smarter than everyone and has a cool line for every situation How do people watch this crap? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 12:27:47 No.208846084 >>208846944 >>208847045 >>208847774 >>208848946 >>208849445 File: kwab.png (40 KB, 861x200) Reacher star Alan Ritchson recounts being sexually assaulted by 'famous photographer' when he was a model >homeless ex-military drifter not so tough after being r---- ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:01:54 No.208846775 ►>>208847251 >>208848198>>208848547 >>208848942 File: 6486864.png (169 KB, 470x488) I watched this slop. He literally says "Black Lives Matter" at one point while executing a working class white person. Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando - 9h "What are you gonna do, Reacher?" "I'm gonna show them what happens when they stop funding gender affirming care in Guatemala" x.com/wadestotts/sta... 3:44 PM - Feb 21, 2025-447.9K Views 194 379 10K ☐ 525 >>208845945 (OP) Is this true? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:41:34 No.208847655 ► >>208845945 (OP) Has he had a mental breakdown from the roid abuse yet ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:48:05 No.208847774 ► >>208846084 >that photographer? Albert Einstein ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:35 No.208848942 ►>>208850515 >>208851707 >>208846775 twitter is genuinely funnier than this s------- now ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:50 No.208848946 ► >>208846084 Jack Reacherround
File: 15776908.jpg (258 KB, 1131x997) ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:21:53 No.208845945 ►>>208845979 >>208845992 >>208846293 >>208846459 >>208846746 >>208846775 >>208846832 >>208846977 >>208847077 >>208847101 >>208847251 >>208847348 >>208847655 >>208847742 >>208848702 >>208848842 >>208848919 >>208848930 >>208849192 >>208849610 >>208850194 >>208850904 >>208850918 >>208851561 >>208851651 >>208851654 >homeless drifter who never works out but is somehow absurdly jacked, and also knows everything and is smarter than everyone and has a cool line for every situation How do people watch this crap? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 12:27:47 No.208846084 >>208846944 >>208847045 >>208847774 >>208848946 >>208849445 File: kwab.png (40 KB, 861x200) Reacher star Alan Ritchson recounts being sexually assaulted by 'famous photographer' when he was a model >homeless ex-military drifter not so tough after being r---- ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:01:54 No.208846775 ►>>208847251 >>208848198>>208848547 >>208848942 File: 6486864.png (169 KB, 470x488) I watched this slop. He literally says "Black Lives Matter" at one point while executing a working class white person. Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando - 9h "What are you gonna do, Reacher?" "I'm gonna show them what happens when they stop funding gender affirming care in Guatemala" x.com/wadestotts/sta... 3:44 PM - Feb 21, 2025-447.9K Views 194 379 10K ☐ 525 >>208845945 (OP) Is this true? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:41:34 No.208847655 ► >>208845945 (OP) Has he had a mental breakdown from the roid abuse yet ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:48:05 No.208847774 ► >>208846084 >that photographer? Albert Einstein ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:35 No.208848942 ►>>208850515 >>208851707 >>208846775 twitter is genuinely funnier than this s------- now ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:50 No.208848946 ► >>208846084 Jack Reacherround

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Art of the deal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0Pz+6tH0) E 02/22/25(Sat) 17:50:30 No.498263766 NO. I INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER TRUMP THE ART OF THE DEAL DONALD J. TRUMP with TONY SCHWARTZ 9781524796525_1.jpg 40 KB JPG >Just unconditionally surrender.
Anonymous (ID: 0Pz+6tH0) E 02/22/25(Sat) 17:50:30 No.498263766 NO. I INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER TRUMP THE ART OF THE DEAL DONALD J. TRUMP with TONY SCHWARTZ 9781524796525_1.jpg 40 KB JPG >Just unconditionally surrender.

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Anon is a dreamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time
Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

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Total Chud victory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG
Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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Why does everyone say that everything is bait (not a joke)? More in comments. | /r/Greentext


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Anon thinks 2015 game graphics are better. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:34:41 No.703451951 PARKING batman-arkham-knight-pc-playstation-4-xbox-one_231532.jpg 339 KB JPG How come current year videogames look worse than games from 2015?
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:34:41 No.703451951 PARKING batman-arkham-knight-pc-playstation-4-xbox-one_231532.jpg 339 KB JPG How come current year videogames look worse than games from 2015?

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Did anon pass or fail the test? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB JPG to make you happy." 10/05/24(Sat) 14:37:41 No.32111476 >Wife demands divorce because "she fell out of love." >Brings divorce papers 3 nights later. >I stare at the papers and sign them. >"Alright, we are divorced now, the bond is broken. I hope you know I always loved you and did my best >She plays it cool with a cold face, then breaks down in tears 2 minutes later and tears up the papers. >We say nothing to each other and take a nap on the couch. I don't understand women. That happened last night.
: Anonymous 156 KB JPG to make you happy." 10/05/24(Sat) 14:37:41 No.32111476 >Wife demands divorce because "she fell out of love." >Brings divorce papers 3 nights later. >I stare at the papers and sign them. >"Alright, we are divorced now, the bond is broken. I hope you know I always loved you and did my best >She plays it cool with a cold face, then breaks down in tears 2 minutes later and tears up the papers. >We say nothing to each other and take a nap on the couch. I don't understand women. That happened last night.

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Outside a no go | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined C
Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined C

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anon laments the death of Robbie Williams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)12:18:15 No.147597270 File: 9c9Inc.jpg (54 KB, 750x750) >>147597166 >no more monke man it's over
Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)12:18:15 No.147597270 File: 9c9Inc.jpg (54 KB, 750x750) >>147597166 >no more monke man it's over

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Gymbros in shamble | /r/Greentext

>>75861823 >>75862939 >>75862971 >>75863244 >>75864941 >>75866051 >>75866992 >>75872093 >f--- around all day shitposting on /tv/ and /pol/ >at 11pm get a surge of motivation >take preworkout >go to the gym >lift hard >cardio on rowing machine >super qt 9/10 girl comes in >only 2 of us in the gym >act indifferent and too autistic to make smalltalk >lift again a little to check her out some more in the mirrors >come back >eating rice and eggs like a chinese farmer and angry at how I can't even gather the courage to say hi >preworkout has too much caffeine and can't even sleep F--- this gay earth, what good does lifting do to you if you can't even talk to girls? Oh and I also let out a huge fart when I was doing squats, she had her headphones on but was pretty close and it wasn't just a blank shot it had some smell to it so maybe it was over before it even started. >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:12 No. 75851328 >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:50 No.75851331 >>75851337 >>75851342 >>75851352 >>75851443 >>75857992 >>75859501 >>75863017 >>75864999 >>75866834 >>75851322 (OP) # be like hey >hey I know we're the only 2 here but don't worry about me trying to r--- you haha
>>75861823 >>75862939 >>75862971 >>75863244 >>75864941 >>75866051 >>75866992 >>75872093 >f--- around all day shitposting on /tv/ and /pol/ >at 11pm get a surge of motivation >take preworkout >go to the gym >lift hard >cardio on rowing machine >super qt 9/10 girl comes in >only 2 of us in the gym >act indifferent and too autistic to make smalltalk >lift again a little to check her out some more in the mirrors >come back >eating rice and eggs like a chinese farmer and angry at how I can't even gather the courage to say hi >preworkout has too much caffeine and can't even sleep F--- this gay earth, what good does lifting do to you if you can't even talk to girls? Oh and I also let out a huge fart when I was doing squats, she had her headphones on but was pretty close and it wasn't just a blank shot it had some smell to it so maybe it was over before it even started. >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:12 No. 75851328 >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:50 No.75851331 >>75851337 >>75851342 >>75851352 >>75851443 >>75857992 >>75859501 >>75863017 >>75864999 >>75866834 >>75851322 (OP) # be like hey >hey I know we're the only 2 here but don't worry about me trying to r--- you haha

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But deep down Anon loves getting cuckold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 02/21/25(Fri)19:42:11 No.80424459 >another man has spread your wife's legs open, came on her face, probably came inside her and degraded her as she enjoyed the entire process I am supposed to pretend to be completely ok with this 20 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 02/21/25(Fri)19:42:11 No.80424459 >another man has spread your wife's legs open, came on her face, probably came inside her and degraded her as she enjoyed the entire process I am supposed to pretend to be completely ok with this 20 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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You can find a community for anything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe Before internet 01/16/17(Mon) 18:36:57 No.107430086 >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ >grow up d After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #
Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe Before internet 01/16/17(Mon) 18:36:57 No.107430086 >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ >grow up d After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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Drunkanon trolled his future self. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG >be me 02/21/25(Fri)04:26:33 No.80424665 >Look around in a bag for a piece of paper for insurance >find a bottle of old forgotten Sherry >OHSWEET.mp3 >take the bottle and store it in my drawer next to my pc >forget about it for a week >ITS WEEKEND >Finally some time to relax >Get a glass out ready to drink this delicious liqour >pour the sherry in the glass >Why is it....white? >I smell on the glass >Is that....piss? >Remember how I p----- in my empty bottles of booze when I was a massive alcoholic 3 years ago >tfw I got pranked by my alcoholic past self for quitting alcohol View Thread
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG >be me 02/21/25(Fri)04:26:33 No.80424665 >Look around in a bag for a piece of paper for insurance >find a bottle of old forgotten Sherry >OHSWEET.mp3 >take the bottle and store it in my drawer next to my pc >forget about it for a week >ITS WEEKEND >Finally some time to relax >Get a glass out ready to drink this delicious liqour >pour the sherry in the glass >Why is it....white? >I smell on the glass >Is that....piss? >Remember how I p----- in my empty bottles of booze when I was a massive alcoholic 3 years ago >tfw I got pranked by my alcoholic past self for quitting alcohol View Thread

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Drake's history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)00:54:18 No.112716706 >Be Drake >One of the most consistently successful and celebrated artists in the mainstream for the last decade >Have numerous controversies that people are willing to brush under the rug without a second thought >Coast on mediocre music that your fans eat up without a second thought >Beef with Pusha T and Kanye, lose both beefs and get dragged by Pusha only to brush it off >Literally worth millions >P---- shoved in your face constantly >Throw a tantrum over the fact that a Youtuber doesn't like your music and post it publicly on your social media Unironically what is this guy's f------ problem?
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)00:54:18 No.112716706 >Be Drake >One of the most consistently successful and celebrated artists in the mainstream for the last decade >Have numerous controversies that people are willing to brush under the rug without a second thought >Coast on mediocre music that your fans eat up without a second thought >Beef with Pusha T and Kanye, lose both beefs and get dragged by Pusha only to brush it off >Literally worth millions >P---- shoved in your face constantly >Throw a tantrum over the fact that a Youtuber doesn't like your music and post it publicly on your social media Unironically what is this guy's f------ problem?

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The Killing Yolk | /r/Greentext

File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.
File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.

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