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Anon is sad AF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)18:38:40 >Having a gender norm lesson in school No.48926795 >Supposed to write about how boys are and how girls are up on the wall >Girls start writing empowering s--- on their wall, while smearing 35 KB JPG the boys >Boys are trash >Boys f--- around >Boys are dumb >On and on >I write "Boys are stoic" on the wall to prove a point >One writes "Boys are disposable" while giggling >The girls start laughing That's just f------ cruel.
: Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)18:38:40 >Having a gender norm lesson in school No.48926795 >Supposed to write about how boys are and how girls are up on the wall >Girls start writing empowering s--- on their wall, while smearing 35 KB JPG the boys >Boys are trash >Boys f--- around >Boys are dumb >On and on >I write "Boys are stoic" on the wall to prove a point >One writes "Boys are disposable" while giggling >The girls start laughing That's just f------ cruel.

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Anon Gets Fit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)09:32:40 No.68893486 130783643800120110725-22047-1euk606.jpg 25 KB JPG >be me >get fit >went from 0 girls hitting on me to having literal fat goblins hitting on me Is it all about the face after all huh?
: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)09:32:40 No.68893486 130783643800120110725-22047-1euk606.jpg 25 KB JPG >be me >get fit >went from 0 girls hitting on me to having literal fat goblins hitting on me Is it all about the face after all huh?

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anon is a bear | /r/Greentext

: Bear 11/05/22(Sat) 08:32:25 No.70866057 ADN.COM Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well 20221104_113622.jpg 83 KB JPG canary SHARE >be me, bear >break into house >see a piano and decide to try using it >don't notice the security camera >it's uploaded online and everyone laughs at me >mfw
: Bear 11/05/22(Sat) 08:32:25 No.70866057 ADN.COM Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well 20221104_113622.jpg 83 KB JPG canary SHARE >be me, bear >break into house >see a piano and decide to try using it >don't notice the security camera >it's uploaded online and everyone laughs at me >mfw

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Anon has a small peepee | /r/Greentext

File: jfmsu.jpg (5 KB, 300x168) >work jerb and earn money >dont look at p--- Anonymous 11/08/22 (Tue)17:06:11 No.70906505 [Reply] >wake up >walk 10km >go to gym >drink protein shake >practice singing >practice instrument >eat meat, vegetables, fruits no junk food >clean my room >feeling happy >remember I have a 14x11 (5.5x4.3) penis >want to kill myself What is the point I will always have a boy pencil d---, I did everything they told me but that still won't fix my problems, it's f------ over.
File: jfmsu.jpg (5 KB, 300x168) >work jerb and earn money >dont look at p--- Anonymous 11/08/22 (Tue)17:06:11 No.70906505 [Reply] >wake up >walk 10km >go to gym >drink protein shake >practice singing >practice instrument >eat meat, vegetables, fruits no junk food >clean my room >feeling happy >remember I have a 14x11 (5.5x4.3) penis >want to kill myself What is the point I will always have a boy pencil d---, I did everything they told me but that still won't fix my problems, it's f------ over.

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Anon is a Mongolian Throat Singer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)14:08:42 No.70902893 FF18E465-32BC-42FD-BDOA-ODE806B9F401.jpg 145 KB JPG >wake up >TENGAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAYA TTA|||||||||||||IIDELHIYYYNNNNNHAGA SIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOONNNNHICHEE EESIIIIIDDDHIMOORAAASAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHEYEEEEEAННННННННННННННННННННІ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHERELH GGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGGISSAYYYYYYYYI ZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNGGHIIIISSKHAAAA ANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIIIIDUNNDDAAAAAA SSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGGGG|||HUCCHHHH TEEEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRRDELKHIDEEEGAR IDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)14:08:42 No.70902893 FF18E465-32BC-42FD-BDOA-ODE806B9F401.jpg 145 KB JPG >wake up >TENGAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAYA TTA|||||||||||||IIDELHIYYYNNNNNHAGA SIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOONNNNHICHEE EESIIIIIDDDHIMOORAAASAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHEYEEEEEAННННННННННННННННННННІ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHERELH GGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGGISSAYYYYYYYYI ZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNGGHIIIISSKHAAAA ANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIIIIDUNNDDAAAAAA SSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGGGG|||HUCCHHHH TEEEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRRDELKHIDEEEGAR IDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Anon needs assistance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)09:57:30 No.70905905 D 70 35AAD082-6300-4D01-8186-5B66CACBD408.jpg 34 KB JPG Redditors are all rich where they 100k to be poor. Why is that? Are you hateful of them 11/08/22(Tue) 10:55:08 No.70906413 : Anonymous >>70905905 (OP) # >Redditors are all rich where they 100k to be poor. Is your brain melting? Do you need assistance?
: Anonymous 11/08/22(Tue)09:57:30 No.70905905 D 70 35AAD082-6300-4D01-8186-5B66CACBD408.jpg 34 KB JPG Redditors are all rich where they 100k to be poor. Why is that? Are you hateful of them 11/08/22(Tue) 10:55:08 No.70906413 : Anonymous >>70905905 (OP) # >Redditors are all rich where they 100k to be poor. Is your brain melting? Do you need assistance?

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Why you do that to anon doc? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing 13 KB PNG >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"
: Anonymous 11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931 >>158997375 (OP) # >psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing 13 KB PNG >tell him I like doing "image edits" >he asks if I ever post them >I tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentially seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously >he gets really interested and asks to see >show him over 100 original pepe edits >he says he's seen the character before >next session >him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me >they ask more about my memes >show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views >show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through >get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment >doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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anon tries nnn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FaceApp 11/08/22(Tue)12:11:16 No.70907148 >Fail again >Decide to try something small, go five days, nut, then another five days >Next day have throbbing boner at 8PM, stays for three hours >Fail again 215 KB JPG >Try NNN >Fail on first day >Try to proceed the remaining days >Each day is torture >Survive two days How does anyone do this? I am legitimately trying but once I get the urge it wont go away. 12 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous FaceApp 11/08/22(Tue)12:11:16 No.70907148 >Fail again >Decide to try something small, go five days, nut, then another five days >Next day have throbbing boner at 8PM, stays for three hours >Fail again 215 KB JPG >Try NNN >Fail on first day >Try to proceed the remaining days >Each day is torture >Survive two days How does anyone do this? I am legitimately trying but once I get the urge it wont go away. 12 Replies View Thread

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Anon is Snape. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago Snape.png (188.5 KB, 1024x556) 135391818 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >>One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >It felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?
Anonymous 1 hour ago Snape.png (188.5 KB, 1024x556) 135391818 >Potter, a moment of your time, please. >Someone has been stealing ingredients that could be used to make polyjuice potions. >I know, I know. "It wasn't me professor, I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels", I've heard this little song and dance before. >When I was your age I was the same. Did I ever tell you I stole your mother's hair regularly? I became quite adept at stealth and potions for this precise reason. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. There is this mirror... or there was, at any rate, I can't seem to find it anymore, that showed you your fondest wish. I would transform into your mother, look into that mirror and watch myself make love to her while your father watched, helpless to change anything >Those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter >>One day things went wrong, however >Before I could find my way to a safe spot, your father found me, and thinking me Lily proceeded to fondle me >It felt good, Potter >Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest >You know that polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice, of course. Yet James Potter never suspected a thing when I didn't speak. He smiled and said I was learning. >Oh I learned alright. I learned never to touch polyjuice potion again. Not because I feared such a thing would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to. That I'd seek it out. >Polyjuice potion and it's ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is not available to students. >Keep that in mind, won't you?

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Anon has tinnitus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 16 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous 54 KB JPG 04/23/21(Fri)04:49:44 No.63345759 >Wake up >Tinnitus starts again View Thread 04/23/21(Fri)06:35:42 No.63346652 >>63345759 (OP) # Have you tried not listening to it?
: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 16 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous 54 KB JPG 04/23/21(Fri)04:49:44 No.63345759 >Wake up >Tinnitus starts again View Thread 04/23/21(Fri)06:35:42 No.63346652 >>63345759 (OP) # Have you tried not listening to it?

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anon is straight af | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466► >>53878515 File: 410gxVYUO8L._SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466► >>53878515 File: 410gxVYUO8L._SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Family Power.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. >In car with grillfriend. 82 KB GIF >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >I explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. >In car with grillfriend. 82 KB GIF >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >I explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.

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Anon is a Linux nerd | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 88 KB JPG 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass >Everyone else has already started their classwork >"Umm... what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >I f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56933921 # >>56933980 # >>56934022 # >>56934086 # >>56934109 # >>56934178 # >>56934188 # >>56934220 # >>56934403 # >>56935046 # >>56935239 # >>56935476 # >>56935492 # >>56935577 # >>56935904 # >>56936287 # >>56936810 # >>56937107 # >>56937142 # >>56942340 # >>56942658 # >>56949091 # >>56950097 # >>56959649 # >>56960132 #
Anonymous 88 KB JPG 10/05/16(Wed)22:53:29 No.56933906 >I start to sweat >Install GIMP >using linux in front of class mates >teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop" >start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine >Errors out the ass >Everyone else has already started their classwork >"Umm... what the f--- is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks >I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE! >"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says >I f------ break down and cry and run out of the class >I get beat up in the parking lot after school >>56933921 # >>56933980 # >>56934022 # >>56934086 # >>56934109 # >>56934178 # >>56934188 # >>56934220 # >>56934403 # >>56935046 # >>56935239 # >>56935476 # >>56935492 # >>56935577 # >>56935904 # >>56936287 # >>56936810 # >>56937107 # >>56937142 # >>56942340 # >>56942658 # >>56949091 # >>56950097 # >>56959649 # >>56960132 #

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Wanna share this coz I laughed so hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 236 KB PNG 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 : Anonymous >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #
Anonymous 236 KB PNG 04/15/22(Fri)08:39:53 No.595649376 Why are they called video games instead of data games? Video game implies its gonna be some FMV s--- or something. Data game is more accurate because they're all data. We should start calling them data games. 04/15/22(Fri)08:40:23 No.595649432 : Anonymous >>595649376 (OP) # Maybe you should data girl. >>595649553 # >>595650104 # >>595652927 # >>595653382 # >>595653662 # >>595653774 # >>595655723 # >>595655740 # >>595655812 #

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At least he trys bros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 235 KB PNG 05/10/22(Tue)08:13:15 No.68566750 >dad helping me move >we dont talk much >unpack all my gay anime s--- >dad points at my rem and ram figures >"Hey cool sailor moons" >"Thanks" At least he trys bros
Anonymous 235 KB PNG 05/10/22(Tue)08:13:15 No.68566750 >dad helping me move >we dont talk much >unpack all my gay anime s--- >dad points at my rem and ram figures >"Hey cool sailor moons" >"Thanks" At least he trys bros

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Anon has a supportive dad | /r/Greentext


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Anon tried gardening | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QuE9EUel) E 11/08/22(Tue)04:19:16 No.403409961 ITS OVER >spent more than 100$ for soil, flowerpot, seeds, etc >grow cherry tomatoes >wait for half a year for it to bear tomatoes >get like 5 dollars worth of tomatoes >tree dies after bearing one batch of 111 KB PNG fruit My self-sufficing experiment ended just like that in this country.
: Anonymous (ID: QuE9EUel) E 11/08/22(Tue)04:19:16 No.403409961 ITS OVER >spent more than 100$ for soil, flowerpot, seeds, etc >grow cherry tomatoes >wait for half a year for it to bear tomatoes >get like 5 dollars worth of tomatoes >tree dies after bearing one batch of 111 KB PNG fruit My self-sufficing experiment ended just like that in this country.

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anon struggles to greatness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 10:23:57 No.60528021 Report Quoted By: >>60528511 >>60528789 >>60528835 >>60529036 >>60530102 >>60530223 >>60530330 >>60531881 >>60532813 >>60533065 >>60533547 >>60534110 >>60534400 >>60534410 >>60534471 >>60534546 >>60535634 >>60535909 >>60535959 >>60536179 >>60538561 >>60539043 >>60539061 >>60539456 >>60539957 >>60540440 >>60541491 >>60541862 >>60541983 >>60542037 >>60542413 >>60542961 >>60542985 >>60543146 >>60543417 >>60543806 >>60543958 >>60544101 >>60544425 >>60544448 >>60544472 >>60544501 >>60544512 >>60544703 >>60544767 >>60544835 >>60545027 >>60545053 >>60545229 >>60545232 >>60545349 >>60545467 >>60545813 >>60545841 >>60547829 >>60547860 >>60547910 >>60548089 >>60548485 >>60549011 >>60549085 >>60550281 >>60550313 >>60551445 >>60554461 >>60554702 >>60554862 >>60555901 >>60556091 >>60556300 >>60557646 >>60558007 >>60558011 >>60558024 >>60558055 >>60558922 >>60559257 >>60559326 >>60559712 >>60560155 >>60560163 >>60560320 >>60560336 >>60560355 >>60561037 >>60561347 >>60561571 >>60561729 >>60562586 >>60562649 >>60562718 >>60562869 >>60562967 >>60563948 >>60564709 >>60524818 Fren. Let me tell you a secret, it's a little personal. I find struggle beautiful. Not in a weird, fetishistic, sexual way. And not in the sadistic "ngmi" kind of way. The struggle, to grow, to change, to move forward. >the hatchling cracking the shell >the butterfly bursting it's cacoon >the fight for survival >the will to live beating out the odds There is nothing more synonymous with life itself, and life is the most beautiful thing. If you're trying, if you're struggling, you're beautiful; and in my eyes you're making it.
Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 10:23:57 No.60528021 Report Quoted By: >>60528511 >>60528789 >>60528835 >>60529036 >>60530102 >>60530223 >>60530330 >>60531881 >>60532813 >>60533065 >>60533547 >>60534110 >>60534400 >>60534410 >>60534471 >>60534546 >>60535634 >>60535909 >>60535959 >>60536179 >>60538561 >>60539043 >>60539061 >>60539456 >>60539957 >>60540440 >>60541491 >>60541862 >>60541983 >>60542037 >>60542413 >>60542961 >>60542985 >>60543146 >>60543417 >>60543806 >>60543958 >>60544101 >>60544425 >>60544448 >>60544472 >>60544501 >>60544512 >>60544703 >>60544767 >>60544835 >>60545027 >>60545053 >>60545229 >>60545232 >>60545349 >>60545467 >>60545813 >>60545841 >>60547829 >>60547860 >>60547910 >>60548089 >>60548485 >>60549011 >>60549085 >>60550281 >>60550313 >>60551445 >>60554461 >>60554702 >>60554862 >>60555901 >>60556091 >>60556300 >>60557646 >>60558007 >>60558011 >>60558024 >>60558055 >>60558922 >>60559257 >>60559326 >>60559712 >>60560155 >>60560163 >>60560320 >>60560336 >>60560355 >>60561037 >>60561347 >>60561571 >>60561729 >>60562586 >>60562649 >>60562718 >>60562869 >>60562967 >>60563948 >>60564709 >>60524818 Fren. Let me tell you a secret, it's a little personal. I find struggle beautiful. Not in a weird, fetishistic, sexual way. And not in the sadistic "ngmi" kind of way. The struggle, to grow, to change, to move forward. >the hatchling cracking the shell >the butterfly bursting it's cacoon >the fight for survival >the will to live beating out the odds There is nothing more synonymous with life itself, and life is the most beautiful thing. If you're trying, if you're struggling, you're beautiful; and in my eyes you're making it.

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Confused anon asking what to do. Any advice? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/22(Tue)15:52:40 No.70811418 44 KB JPG Am I acting rude/autistic in the circumstances >Just started a new corporate position >Get assigned a buddy to help learn systems and role >Set out to be polite, ask questions, and be appreciative of her tutelage >She constantly talks about her boyfriend and just complains about other people. Kind of f------ annoying but whatever. >I don't really talk about myself. I just try to act really appreciative and polite, which she recoils at. >Fast forward a few weeks, and notice her talking to another co-worker (in the same role). They shoot the s---, and she acts totally differently around him. >Friday, they go out for drinks, and I get this pitty msg from her on teams along the lines of, 'we are all going out for drinks; do you want to come along anon?' Why not just ask me directly (I'm literally sitting next to her) and not shroud this in this weird way through messaging me? Or, was she just being polite? How do I resolve this situation, so she doesn't act weird around me, i.e. can I salvage this situation, so there isn't this awkward energy?
: Anonymous 11/01/22(Tue)15:52:40 No.70811418 44 KB JPG Am I acting rude/autistic in the circumstances >Just started a new corporate position >Get assigned a buddy to help learn systems and role >Set out to be polite, ask questions, and be appreciative of her tutelage >She constantly talks about her boyfriend and just complains about other people. Kind of f------ annoying but whatever. >I don't really talk about myself. I just try to act really appreciative and polite, which she recoils at. >Fast forward a few weeks, and notice her talking to another co-worker (in the same role). They shoot the s---, and she acts totally differently around him. >Friday, they go out for drinks, and I get this pitty msg from her on teams along the lines of, 'we are all going out for drinks; do you want to come along anon?' Why not just ask me directly (I'm literally sitting next to her) and not shroud this in this weird way through messaging me? Or, was she just being polite? How do I resolve this situation, so she doesn't act weird around me, i.e. can I salvage this situation, so there isn't this awkward energy?

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Anon has solutions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 11/08/22 (Tue)06:05:23 No.70901364 >boomer in front of me in grocery store is slow >turns to me and says "don't get old!" >mfw saying "I won't" knowing I'm going to kill myself in my thirties 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 36 KB JPG 11/08/22 (Tue)06:05:23 No.70901364 >boomer in front of me in grocery store is slow >turns to me and says "don't get old!" >mfw saying "I won't" knowing I'm going to kill myself in my thirties 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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