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Looking at the existing literature on loneliness and gender, Pinquart and Sörensen [36] point out that females report greater levels of loneliness than males because they have higher risks for widowhood, living alone, chronic illness, disability, and functional limitations. 08/12/2020 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › articles > PMC7763056 Gender and Age Differences in Loneliness - NCBI Are women the real lonely and single incels? Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu)20:01:15 No.888056166 ► >According to research, women on average experience loneliness more frequently and intensely than men. >But, according to research as well, women have more and stronger social networks as well as close friendships than men. What's going on? Is it that men and women have different emotional needs or is it women are exaggerating?

Looking at the existing literature on loneliness and gender, Pinquart and Sörensen [36] point out that females report greater levels of loneliness than males because they have higher risks for widowhood, living alone, chronic illness, disability, and functional limitations. 08/12/2020 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › articles > PMC7763056 Gender and Age Differences in Loneliness - NCBI Are women the real lonely and single incels? Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu)20:01:15 No.888056166 ► >According to research, women on average experience loneliness more frequently and intensely than men. >But, according to research as well, women have more and stronger social networks as well as close friendships than men. What's going on? Is it that men and women have different emotional needs or is it women are exaggerating?

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Anonymous 770101768 7.1 KB PNG 0 REPLIES Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner >>Start to browse >See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times >Takes a minute >People start to stare >Leave bar >Africa is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays - 75 hours >Return a couple days later-at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is irritable >An hour goes by 17 min ago ... Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't too heavy and its plugged in via extension chord behind the wall >Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >I say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine >Machine starts playing "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now >Leave >Come back a month later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down >Select "Never gonna give you up!" 1000 times >Leave >I shall return in 2 days 1 IMAGE REPLY

Anonymous 770101768 7.1 KB PNG 0 REPLIES Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner >>Start to browse >See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times >Takes a minute >People start to stare >Leave bar >Africa is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays - 75 hours >Return a couple days later-at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is irritable >An hour goes by 17 min ago ... Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't too heavy and its plugged in via extension chord behind the wall >Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >I say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine >Machine starts playing "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now >Leave >Come back a month later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down >Select "Never gonna give you up!" 1000 times >Leave >I shall return in 2 days 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Anonymous ITT: Weird s--- you do for sel(...) 12/14/21(Tue)18:56:10 No.64752160 Lately, whenever i'm tempted to eat fast food I've been imagining Ringo from the Beatles calling me a fatty. I'll think about getting a McDouble or something and then i'll picture Ringo in my mind saying something like "Thinking about a big burger again, are we, piggy?". The thing is, it actually works and most of the time i'll forget about my cravings after like 2 minutes of doing this Ringo impression in my mind. Does anyone else do s--- like this? 31 KB JPG

Anonymous ITT: Weird s--- you do for sel(...) 12/14/21(Tue)18:56:10 No.64752160 Lately, whenever i'm tempted to eat fast food I've been imagining Ringo from the Beatles calling me a fatty. I'll think about getting a McDouble or something and then i'll picture Ringo in my mind saying something like "Thinking about a big burger again, are we, piggy?". The thing is, it actually works and most of the time i'll forget about my cravings after like 2 minutes of doing this Ringo impression in my mind. Does anyone else do s--- like this? 31 KB JPG

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Just According to Keikaku | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)13:41:44 No.70753542 >being rejected time after time during teens and twenties >never had sex without paying for it >suddenly hit 30 and start making money after graduation >suddenly single moms, w----- and golddiggers and the rest of subhuman animals of such are all over me >At this point i can't date the woman i want (a 6/10 virgin in her late teens or early twenties without tattoos and debts) so i just stay single or f--- single moms on the side giving them false hopes of settling down for them >there is a single mom with a very beautiful 14 years old daughter Well anons, the mom looks like s--- and it's past her prime, she would have rejected me when she was young and hot and she clearly only wants to use me because of my money so i don't feel guilty about using her too. But her daughter is still young and clearly have daddy issues (never met him). Should i marry the mom (with a prenup of course) to try to get close to her daughter? I'm not even kidding. I'm actually considering it. Maybe i can groom her to become my perfect wife from an early age. I can start f------ her when she turns 16 and divorce her mom and marry her when she turns 18. I just need a plan.

: Anonymous 299 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)13:41:44 No.70753542 >being rejected time after time during teens and twenties >never had sex without paying for it >suddenly hit 30 and start making money after graduation >suddenly single moms, w----- and golddiggers and the rest of subhuman animals of such are all over me >At this point i can't date the woman i want (a 6/10 virgin in her late teens or early twenties without tattoos and debts) so i just stay single or f--- single moms on the side giving them false hopes of settling down for them >there is a single mom with a very beautiful 14 years old daughter Well anons, the mom looks like s--- and it's past her prime, she would have rejected me when she was young and hot and she clearly only wants to use me because of my money so i don't feel guilty about using her too. But her daughter is still young and clearly have daddy issues (never met him). Should i marry the mom (with a prenup of course) to try to get close to her daughter? I'm not even kidding. I'm actually considering it. Maybe i can groom her to become my perfect wife from an early age. I can start f------ her when she turns 16 and divorce her mom and marry her when she turns 18. I just need a plan.

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: Anonymous don't let percentages fool you(...) 10/27/22(Thu)12:55:22 No.70749989 まあお利口な子 Screenshot (24).png 3.71 MB PNG I just realized that I subconsciously think "ah, that's unlikely, would never happen to me" but that's actually so stupid with so many things happening each day. Just for me: > have protanopia (1%) > am nearsighted (25%) > UTI as a male (1%) And so many other things. You really shouldn't take percentages lightly. Also, my d--- f------ hurts.

: Anonymous don't let percentages fool you(...) 10/27/22(Thu)12:55:22 No.70749989 まあお利口な子 Screenshot (24).png 3.71 MB PNG I just realized that I subconsciously think "ah, that's unlikely, would never happen to me" but that's actually so stupid with so many things happening each day. Just for me: > have protanopia (1%) > am nearsighted (25%) > UTI as a male (1%) And so many other things. You really shouldn't take percentages lightly. Also, my d--- f------ hurts.

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Anon is a doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)14:55:23 No.14936174 Does anyone here reveal their medfag power level in public? Like in the movies when some boomer croaks on a plane and crew goes >IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?? If I see a medical emergency out on the street, I'm just gonna call the wambulance and walk away 58 KB JPG I ain't gonna f------ resuscitate FOR FREE on my off days, not my problem And generally, I make sure no one except my closest relations knows I'm a doctor, because otherwise you're gonna be pestered 24/7 for health advice by brainlet normies >>14936322 # >>14936337 # >>14936411 # >>14938102 # >>14939654 #

: Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)14:55:23 No.14936174 Does anyone here reveal their medfag power level in public? Like in the movies when some boomer croaks on a plane and crew goes >IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?? If I see a medical emergency out on the street, I'm just gonna call the wambulance and walk away 58 KB JPG I ain't gonna f------ resuscitate FOR FREE on my off days, not my problem And generally, I make sure no one except my closest relations knows I'm a doctor, because otherwise you're gonna be pestered 24/7 for health advice by brainlet normies >>14936322 # >>14936337 # >>14936411 # >>14938102 # >>14939654 #

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: Anonymous feels good, man. Life is COOL 26 KB JPG shot 10/17/22(Mon)14:21:55 No.887469601 >be fat f--- >At the Limit of being overweight >Fail PE miserabelly >dontcare.jpg >see on 4chan tutorial how to increase amount of c-- per >Zink+Selenium; L-Arginine; Soya Lecithin Granules >Ask doc how safe those are for my body >doesn't have anything against it, if I don't overdo it per day >Actually commit to change Diet to fit these nutrions into my eating habits >Eat Celery because I read it makes c-- Whiter >drink only pineapple juice and pineapple flavoured stuff >Just do Kegel exercise >fast forward >mandatory 1.2 Kilometer run in PE >Run it in 2 Minutes and 52 Seconds >W--?.jpg >Half of the class breaks at 700 and not everyone even reaches the goal of 5 minutes >"I never knew you had such great Stamina, Anon. That Training you do must have paid off, eh?" >End of the year grade in PE is a B+ I just tried to shoot out hentai-amount of spunk and accidentally started living healthy.

: Anonymous feels good, man. Life is COOL 26 KB JPG shot 10/17/22(Mon)14:21:55 No.887469601 >be fat f--- >At the Limit of being overweight >Fail PE miserabelly >dontcare.jpg >see on 4chan tutorial how to increase amount of c-- per >Zink+Selenium; L-Arginine; Soya Lecithin Granules >Ask doc how safe those are for my body >doesn't have anything against it, if I don't overdo it per day >Actually commit to change Diet to fit these nutrions into my eating habits >Eat Celery because I read it makes c-- Whiter >drink only pineapple juice and pineapple flavoured stuff >Just do Kegel exercise >fast forward >mandatory 1.2 Kilometer run in PE >Run it in 2 Minutes and 52 Seconds >W--?.jpg >Half of the class breaks at 700 and not everyone even reaches the goal of 5 minutes >"I never knew you had such great Stamina, Anon. That Training you do must have paid off, eh?" >End of the year grade in PE is a B+ I just tried to shoot out hentai-amount of spunk and accidentally started living healthy.

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: Anonymous 217 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)10:07:20 No.70751238 1 Reply >Walking at night >Some hobo asks if I have some spare change >Only have 2 dollars in my pocket, f--- it >Give him the money and keep walking >Go back the same way >Hobo is crouching over an unconscious n----- >Sees me >Rummages through n-----'s pocket and gives me 10 dollars >Leaves View Thread

: Anonymous 217 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)10:07:20 No.70751238 1 Reply >Walking at night >Some hobo asks if I have some spare change >Only have 2 dollars in my pocket, f--- it >Give him the money and keep walking >Go back the same way >Hobo is crouching over an unconscious n----- >Sees me >Rummages through n-----'s pocket and gives me 10 dollars >Leaves View Thread

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: Anonymous I've started to go to swimming(...) 10/27/22(Thu)09:46:36 No.70751102 > 30yo average fat wizard > go to swimming pool bcs doc says I'm old and I need to choose some sport activity to not become a whale > swimming pool chosen bcs swimsuits fetish > always alone in my lane doing free swimming > I basically just change, no exercise and then swim till i get bored 81 KB PNG > one day CHAD arrives > perfect abs and nice buldge > kinky and brutal tattoos > he does 10 mins of stretching before entering in my same lane > all women look at him > wears swimming gadgets like fin and hand flips to swim faster > literally pool shark goes so fast it doubles me in my lane > I think he banged at least all the cougars in the aqua gym class i think i saw him flirt with a different lady once a week Do you think I have any chance to suck his c---? How can I approach Him? 3 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous I've started to go to swimming(...) 10/27/22(Thu)09:46:36 No.70751102 > 30yo average fat wizard > go to swimming pool bcs doc says I'm old and I need to choose some sport activity to not become a whale > swimming pool chosen bcs swimsuits fetish > always alone in my lane doing free swimming > I basically just change, no exercise and then swim till i get bored 81 KB PNG > one day CHAD arrives > perfect abs and nice buldge > kinky and brutal tattoos > he does 10 mins of stretching before entering in my same lane > all women look at him > wears swimming gadgets like fin and hand flips to swim faster > literally pool shark goes so fast it doubles me in my lane > I think he banged at least all the cougars in the aqua gym class i think i saw him flirt with a different lady once a week Do you think I have any chance to suck his c---? How can I approach Him? 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon on America's weight problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? : Anonymous >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:05 No.53328488 Why can't Americans lose weight? : Anonymous >>53328488 Losing weight involves losing. Americans never lose 07/12/19(Fri)00:15:57 No.53328504

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Anon believes in science. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu)21:34:39 No.888054892 PINKNEWS.CO.UK Bizarre 'study' claims eating too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay t9c5zzngo0641_1.jpg 48 KB JPG >Most of 4Chan eats chicken nuggets and tendies >Most of 4Chan faps to traps, which is gay I think they're on to something

: Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu)21:34:39 No.888054892 PINKNEWS.CO.UK Bizarre 'study' claims eating too many chicken nuggets can turn you gay t9c5zzngo0641_1.jpg 48 KB JPG >Most of 4Chan eats chicken nuggets and tendies >Most of 4Chan faps to traps, which is gay I think they're on to something

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Gaslighting Abby | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous story from highschool lol 88 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)12:17:28 No.70753277 >girl named Abby >known for being just a classic, furry, harry potter horse girl, and an actual autist >embarrassed herself constantly >was already made fun of 24/7 and had to sit in classrooms at lunch >not a single friend >always seemed happy despite this >like a retarded puppy or something >would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too >started handing out cards that were like friend dating profiles one day >said something to the effect of >"hello! if you've received this card its because you are cool. id love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress >clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or some s--- >get handed one >thank her >get her wattsapp >message her and act like her pal for a week >tell her im coming over with (names) and that we're bringing food and alcohol >gonna show her what a real good time looks like >she orders pizza for all 8 of us >sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas >i reply with a video of me with the people i said were coming to her around a campfire >throwing in all the cards i was able to scrounge together and laughing To this day, 6 years later I do not have a single regret. Me and my boys STILL laugh about it

: Anonymous story from highschool lol 88 KB JPG 10/27/22(Thu)12:17:28 No.70753277 >girl named Abby >known for being just a classic, furry, harry potter horse girl, and an actual autist >embarrassed herself constantly >was already made fun of 24/7 and had to sit in classrooms at lunch >not a single friend >always seemed happy despite this >like a retarded puppy or something >would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too >started handing out cards that were like friend dating profiles one day >said something to the effect of >"hello! if you've received this card its because you are cool. id love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress >clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or some s--- >get handed one >thank her >get her wattsapp >message her and act like her pal for a week >tell her im coming over with (names) and that we're bringing food and alcohol >gonna show her what a real good time looks like >she orders pizza for all 8 of us >sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas >i reply with a video of me with the people i said were coming to her around a campfire >throwing in all the cards i was able to scrounge together and laughing To this day, 6 years later I do not have a single regret. Me and my boys STILL laugh about it

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Anon is a prankster. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

: Anonymous 03/09/19(Sat) 18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" 23 KB JPG >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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Anon is a man | /r/Greentext

File: hole.jpg (184 KB, 509x338) O Anonymous 10/26/22(Wed)15:09:02 No.888007386 [Reply] >be me, man >have house, yard >woman wants flowers >don't tolerate this faggotry >buy shovel >start digging >keep digging >dig for 3 hours >get blisters >have to keep digging >get tired >have to keep on digging >dehydrated and dying >can't stop digging now >finally done >yard is full of huge manly holes >woman is mad says this is the last straw >threatens to leave me >I do not care >for I am man >I dig holes Take the dig-pill, anon. What's stopping you?

File: hole.jpg (184 KB, 509x338) O Anonymous 10/26/22(Wed)15:09:02 No.888007386 [Reply] >be me, man >have house, yard >woman wants flowers >don't tolerate this faggotry >buy shovel >start digging >keep digging >dig for 3 hours >get blisters >have to keep digging >get tired >have to keep on digging >dehydrated and dying >can't stop digging now >finally done >yard is full of huge manly holes >woman is mad says this is the last straw >threatens to leave me >I do not care >for I am man >I dig holes Take the dig-pill, anon. What's stopping you?

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: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/16/21(Mon)00:04:59 No.64997837 >be me >26 year old coomer >never dated anyone before >go on tinder and after a year finally hit it off with a match >use advice from the internet and tried to act nice to get her to go out with me and she accepts >happy as heckers >be on date, first date I've ever been >she then asks to meet the real me "I wanna know the real anon" >realize she saw through my charade and wants to see me for who I am so she wants to know my political beliefs >calmly explain to her about the great replacement and how even tho blackoids arent killing us out there, the fact that they are crossbreeding with white people is hurting our people >she gets offended tells me her little brother is half black and leaves Dodged a f------ bullet right there anons

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/16/21(Mon)00:04:59 No.64997837 >be me >26 year old coomer >never dated anyone before >go on tinder and after a year finally hit it off with a match >use advice from the internet and tried to act nice to get her to go out with me and she accepts >happy as heckers >be on date, first date I've ever been >she then asks to meet the real me "I wanna know the real anon" >realize she saw through my charade and wants to see me for who I am so she wants to know my political beliefs >calmly explain to her about the great replacement and how even tho blackoids arent killing us out there, the fact that they are crossbreeding with white people is hurting our people >she gets offended tells me her little brother is half black and leaves Dodged a f------ bullet right there anons

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3h (10/14 13:18)-27495222 14 Re. 1 Img JPG 9KB (180 × 179) >f----- a girl and we started talking >she starts talking this weird s--- about "male friends" and texting me about "going out with my guy friends tonight" .... >tell her it's annoying, she calls me controlling >gradually she started to treat me like s---, stopped calling, made excuses that she was busy and couldn't talk to me etc. >basically making it evident she's just using me for attention >at one point I get p----- >she retreats even more, starts leaving me on read, so I tell her I can't do it like this anymore and it's best we stop this >she agrees >3 days we don't talk and I text her basically alluding to moving on and having been with a new girl >she floods my phone calling me a narcissist, that "tricked" her into sleeping with me, complete anger and rage in her texts and texting me that she was "so glad she stopped talking to me" after what I had just said >won't even read my messages now and I feel like s--- I mean I feel like a p------------ for what I texted her, I probably made her feel like a slut and that I sleep around, but she was treating me like a simp loser and an accessory

3h (10/14 13:18)-27495222 14 Re. 1 Img JPG 9KB (180 × 179) >f----- a girl and we started talking >she starts talking this weird s--- about "male friends" and texting me about "going out with my guy friends tonight" .... >tell her it's annoying, she calls me controlling >gradually she started to treat me like s---, stopped calling, made excuses that she was busy and couldn't talk to me etc. >basically making it evident she's just using me for attention >at one point I get p----- >she retreats even more, starts leaving me on read, so I tell her I can't do it like this anymore and it's best we stop this >she agrees >3 days we don't talk and I text her basically alluding to moving on and having been with a new girl >she floods my phone calling me a narcissist, that "tricked" her into sleeping with me, complete anger and rage in her texts and texting me that she was "so glad she stopped talking to me" after what I had just said >won't even read my messages now and I feel like s--- I mean I feel like a p------------ for what I texted her, I probably made her feel like a slut and that I sleep around, but she was treating me like a simp loser and an accessory

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG >taking online class >get put into groups for rest of semester >everyone is actively participating except one dude >usually has his webcam turned off and speaks in a lighter tone >figure he's shy and attempt to befriend him >we start to talk outside of class >couple days ago we're playing MW2 >he keeps getting killed >joke about me having to carry again >he gets killed again and ragequits and leaves >we've made jokes worse than this, dont know why he's so mad >10 minutes later get notification from him on discord >mp4 of russian soldiers r----- ukrainian soldier w--

6 KB JPG >taking online class >get put into groups for rest of semester >everyone is actively participating except one dude >usually has his webcam turned off and speaks in a lighter tone >figure he's shy and attempt to befriend him >we start to talk outside of class >couple days ago we're playing MW2 >he keeps getting killed >joke about me having to carry again >he gets killed again and ragequits and leaves >we've made jokes worse than this, dont know why he's so mad >10 minutes later get notification from him on discord >mp4 of russian soldiers r----- ukrainian soldier w--

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I crave for them T H I C C anime thighs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? >>751896478 # : Anonymous >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 : Anonymous >>751896408 # Haha that's f------ gay I'd wish for como hugo 60 tito

: Anonymous 147 KB JPG 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? >>751896478 # : Anonymous >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 : Anonymous >>751896408 # Haha that's f------ gay I'd wish for como hugo 60 tito

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anon misunderstands | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)10:31:18 No.70442640 I blame this on all of you >be m3 >at recent job interview Interviewer: How would you rate your tardiness? >ugh, well we can all do something dumb from time to time but I feel confident in my intelligence 75 KB JPG ...Right ok. We need someone who isn't tardy and shows up everyday >sure, I made it through high school with no problems or any special classes, I'm definitely not... tardy >driving home after interview >mfw I remember tardiness means punctuality not level of retardation F--- all of you. The end.

: Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)10:31:18 No.70442640 I blame this on all of you >be m3 >at recent job interview Interviewer: How would you rate your tardiness? >ugh, well we can all do something dumb from time to time but I feel confident in my intelligence 75 KB JPG ...Right ok. We need someone who isn't tardy and shows up everyday >sure, I made it through high school with no problems or any special classes, I'm definitely not... tardy >driving home after interview >mfw I remember tardiness means punctuality not level of retardation F--- all of you. The end.

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