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: Anonymous Homeless Guy Story when day is dark n bad FAIL eat a mcdonal chiken nuggies 162 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)05:04:49 Just something that happened to me recently that I thought I share with you guys: >be me No.70194454 >20 yr old college student >have recently begun to cook for myself to save money on food expenses >manage to save like $200 within the first month >feels good >decide to reward myself by getting a sandwich to go at a nearby restaurant >bike over >order the most decadent assemblage of meat and cheese that money can buy >hurry my way back home >mouth literally watering at the prospect of eating this s--- >run into homeless guy just as I get to my apartment >he starts giving me the usual spiel >"I'm so hungry"; "Haven't eaten in days"; "Can I borrow five dollars?"; etc etc. >start to brush him off, tell him I don't have any money, whatever >suddenly realize that I'm holding a sandwich >straight up some Greco-Roman god-disguised- as-beggar test of character type s--- >do what any compassionate soul (read: sucker) would do and offer my meal >he refuses, saying he couldn't possibly take food from my mouth >feel even worse now that he seems like a decent fellow >start to insist that he take the sandwich >takes some convincing but he eventually caves >thanks me profusely, shakes my hand, is clearly on the verge of tears >tolerate it and go inside >eat oatmeal until my stomach hurts And that's that. I feel like I can't even be mad at this, cause the guy definitely needed that meal more than I did, but it still pisses me off to think about. Spiritual nourishment sure does feel a lot like hunger.
: Anonymous Homeless Guy Story when day is dark n bad FAIL eat a mcdonal chiken nuggies 162 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)05:04:49 Just something that happened to me recently that I thought I share with you guys: >be me No.70194454 >20 yr old college student >have recently begun to cook for myself to save money on food expenses >manage to save like $200 within the first month >feels good >decide to reward myself by getting a sandwich to go at a nearby restaurant >bike over >order the most decadent assemblage of meat and cheese that money can buy >hurry my way back home >mouth literally watering at the prospect of eating this s--- >run into homeless guy just as I get to my apartment >he starts giving me the usual spiel >"I'm so hungry"; "Haven't eaten in days"; "Can I borrow five dollars?"; etc etc. >start to brush him off, tell him I don't have any money, whatever >suddenly realize that I'm holding a sandwich >straight up some Greco-Roman god-disguised- as-beggar test of character type s--- >do what any compassionate soul (read: sucker) would do and offer my meal >he refuses, saying he couldn't possibly take food from my mouth >feel even worse now that he seems like a decent fellow >start to insist that he take the sandwich >takes some convincing but he eventually caves >thanks me profusely, shakes my hand, is clearly on the verge of tears >tolerate it and go inside >eat oatmeal until my stomach hurts And that's that. I feel like I can't even be mad at this, cause the guy definitely needed that meal more than I did, but it still pisses me off to think about. Spiritual nourishment sure does feel a lot like hunger.

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: Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)12:52:18 No.43637642 >Ex broke up with me after dating for a year last month >Something about us 'Not being compatible', aka code speak for she's f------ chad behind my back >I'm f------ p----- >Devise a perfect plan to make her jealous and get her back >Live in LA, gym is full of twinks and other f--- >I'm a pretty big guy so they're easy to pick up >Take them home, make them wear girl clothes and f--- them silly 980 KB GIF >Take a picture every time when their d--- is out of the shot and send it to my ex >She thinks I'm f------ 2 different girls every week >This continues for about a month, until she approaches me, and asks if we want to get back together >Tell her to f--- off and go back to being a w---- I'm not even gay but I think I've devised the world's best revenge method.
: Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)12:52:18 No.43637642 >Ex broke up with me after dating for a year last month >Something about us 'Not being compatible', aka code speak for she's f------ chad behind my back >I'm f------ p----- >Devise a perfect plan to make her jealous and get her back >Live in LA, gym is full of twinks and other f--- >I'm a pretty big guy so they're easy to pick up >Take them home, make them wear girl clothes and f--- them silly 980 KB GIF >Take a picture every time when their d--- is out of the shot and send it to my ex >She thinks I'm f------ 2 different girls every week >This continues for about a month, until she approaches me, and asks if we want to get back together >Tell her to f--- off and go back to being a w---- I'm not even gay but I think I've devised the world's best revenge method.

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: Anonymous >>68293186 (OP) # >be me 09/12/22(Mon)00:35:07 No.68295545 >commit felonious assault on woman >cops don't understand that I'm based and redpilled because men are superior >go to jail we live in a society
: Anonymous >>68293186 (OP) # >be me 09/12/22(Mon)00:35:07 No.68295545 >commit felonious assault on woman >cops don't understand that I'm based and redpilled because men are superior >go to jail we live in a society

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Anon is Berserk pilled | /r/Greentext

>>17460042 (OP) one life, its worth an attempt CUPHES Cat Bre 815 WORLD NOOM RUM
>>17460042 (OP) one life, its worth an attempt CUPHES Cat Bre 815 WORLD NOOM RUM

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: Anonymous Bad luck idiot 291 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)22:57:09 No.70192247 >be me >Troll a girl on reddit >She follows your account >Asks her why she followed me >She said that she liked my art that i posted >She was being nice so i apologized. >Talked with her for a while >Gets to know she lives in the adjacent city and roughly my age >Ghosted me after 2 weeks This happened a while ago, but somehow got this on my mind today
: Anonymous Bad luck idiot 291 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)22:57:09 No.70192247 >be me >Troll a girl on reddit >She follows your account >Asks her why she followed me >She said that she liked my art that i posted >She was being nice so i apologized. >Talked with her for a while >Gets to know she lives in the adjacent city and roughly my age >Ghosted me after 2 weeks This happened a while ago, but somehow got this on my mind today

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anon is a pro chef | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99 KB JPG Anonymous >>18348847 (OP) # cheese >>18348859 # 09/12/22 (Mon)19:37:57 No. 18348847 What do you put in your grilled cheese sandies 09/12/22 (Mon)19:38:54 No.18348853
Anonymous 99 KB JPG Anonymous >>18348847 (OP) # cheese >>18348859 # 09/12/22 (Mon)19:37:57 No. 18348847 What do you put in your grilled cheese sandies 09/12/22 (Mon)19:38:54 No.18348853

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: Anonymous illegal camping 1.07 MB PNG 86 Replies / 14 Images Anonymous what are the consequences if you get caught camping illegally in a state park? >homeless people do it, why can't i? 08/29/22(Mon)01:22:44 No.2450551 >go camp state park bad? >good >but the helicopters 214 KB PNG >but the helicopters >good >but the helicopters >but the helicopters >but the helicopters 09/09/22 (Fri)23:00:23 No.2458235 >good >but the helicopters >bad View Thread unironically take your meds, helicopters are not coming to find some fucklard who has only camped twice in their life just because he went off trail for one night
: Anonymous illegal camping 1.07 MB PNG 86 Replies / 14 Images Anonymous what are the consequences if you get caught camping illegally in a state park? >homeless people do it, why can't i? 08/29/22(Mon)01:22:44 No.2450551 >go camp state park bad? >good >but the helicopters 214 KB PNG >but the helicopters >good >but the helicopters >but the helicopters >but the helicopters 09/09/22 (Fri)23:00:23 No.2458235 >good >but the helicopters >bad View Thread unironically take your meds, helicopters are not coming to find some fucklard who has only camped twice in their life just because he went off trail for one night

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Anon differentiates british and american documentaries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous XTREME 1.44 MB PNG 08/28/22(Sun)14:26:51 No.4287166 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >American documentary >Guitar riffs in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
: Anonymous XTREME 1.44 MB PNG 08/28/22(Sun)14:26:51 No.4287166 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >American documentary >Guitar riffs in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip

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Anon Just Wants To Play Vidya | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)17:37:42 No.611821050 0+ Nintendo Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022 This device is unavailable for the Royal period of Mourning and will continue to be until Monday 19 September FcZyn8eWQAMQUih.jpg 248 KB JPG >>611820923 # >cant even play any videogames for 10 days
Anonymous 09/12/22(Mon)17:37:42 No.611821050 0+ Nintendo Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022 This device is unavailable for the Royal period of Mourning and will continue to be until Monday 19 September FcZyn8eWQAMQUih.jpg 248 KB JPG >>611820923 # >cant even play any videogames for 10 days

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Stockholm syndrome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fi 57 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)03:06:55 No.70193800 >Sweden votes right wing >right wingers restricts immigration massively >yes lets go Sweden is based and rich and full of hot chicks I want to move there >holup.jpeg >well s---
: Anonymous Fi 57 KB JPG 09/13/22(Tue)03:06:55 No.70193800 >Sweden votes right wing >right wingers restricts immigration massively >yes lets go Sweden is based and rich and full of hot chicks I want to move there >holup.jpeg >well s---

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Anon is an artistic artist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)16:21:13 No.6271766 5ce3d1b485600a647608ea54.jpg 369 KB JPG >be me >my whole life: >"Wow anon, you're so artistic" >"Look everyone! It's anon the artist!" >silly me, decide to believe them >spend 10 years of my life making over 800 paintings and 700 drawings >ONLY SELL ONE >mfw it turns out I'm autistic, not artistic >mfw I'm 37 and I'm about to kms pic very related
: Anonymous 09/13/22(Tue)16:21:13 No.6271766 5ce3d1b485600a647608ea54.jpg 369 KB JPG >be me >my whole life: >"Wow anon, you're so artistic" >"Look everyone! It's anon the artist!" >silly me, decide to believe them >spend 10 years of my life making over 800 paintings and 700 drawings >ONLY SELL ONE >mfw it turns out I'm autistic, not artistic >mfw I'm 37 and I'm about to kms pic very related

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anon asks for relationship advice on /b/ | /r/Greentext

> be me, university student › go to team meetings for a program I'm in > meeting location is far from campus > no car, so cute girl drives me home I think I rly like her, what do I do anons :( 10m (9/13 1:08) - 70188814 : >>70188771 (OP) I can't believe there are people with lives that put them in situations like this here. Why are you here? Focus on that life 9m (9/13 1:09). 70188826 ⠀ >>70188771 (OP) Don't be an idiot. She's there to learn and you're just her classmate. She's being nice to you but thats it 7m (9/13 1:11). 70188854 >>70188771 (OP) KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW :
> be me, university student › go to team meetings for a program I'm in > meeting location is far from campus > no car, so cute girl drives me home I think I rly like her, what do I do anons :( 10m (9/13 1:08) - 70188814 : >>70188771 (OP) I can't believe there are people with lives that put them in situations like this here. Why are you here? Focus on that life 9m (9/13 1:09). 70188826 ⠀ >>70188771 (OP) Don't be an idiot. She's there to learn and you're just her classmate. She's being nice to you but thats it 7m (9/13 1:11). 70188854 >>70188771 (OP) KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW KILL HER NOW :

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Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up
Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up

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: Anonymous (ID: CZIJ+toW 321 KB PNG 09/12/22(Mon)20:56:02 No.395108531 >right-wingers hate me because I'm a trony >left-wingers hate me because I'm a National Socialist 36 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: CZIJ+toW 321 KB PNG 09/12/22(Mon)20:56:02 No.395108531 >right-wingers hate me because I'm a trony >left-wingers hate me because I'm a National Socialist 36 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)21:36:13 >go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder >she won't decide on what she wants to order >order strawberry shortcake for both of us >she kind of stares at me No.70191586 autistically >think she wants to say something >she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake >starts laughing like she thinks she's cute >I say nothing, just death stare, like picrel >I finish my cake and end the date early >she's still texting me What the f--- is her problem?
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 09/12/22(Mon)21:36:13 >go on date with 6/10 foid from Tinder >she won't decide on what she wants to order >order strawberry shortcake for both of us >she kind of stares at me No.70191586 autistically >think she wants to say something >she extends her fork and takes the strawberry off my cake >starts laughing like she thinks she's cute >I say nothing, just death stare, like picrel >I finish my cake and end the date early >she's still texting me What the f--- is her problem?

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