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Anon is on to something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 475 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)08:22:53 No.72740370 >sperm cells contain DNA >DNA = intelligence >more sperm in you means you're smarter Stop jacking off anons. You'll get smarter and learn. I haven't tested this yet but I'm on to something.
: Anonymous 475 KB JPG 03/28/23(Tue)08:22:53 No.72740370 >sperm cells contain DNA >DNA = intelligence >more sperm in you means you're smarter Stop jacking off anons. You'll get smarter and learn. I haven't tested this yet but I'm on to something.

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Anon Is Sick Of Coyotes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/23(Wed)00:12:26 No.72741222 226 KB PNG >be me >live in rural australia >coyotes howling every night >it's loud as s--- and super annoying >sometimes their awooing keeps me up at night >one night i'm piss drunk chilling on my veranda >watching the wild life and looking at the stars >suddenly those coyote f---- show up >loud awooing.png >run to my fence and throw a beer bottle at them >they dodge it and they're awooing louder now >f-----' dog c---- >run back to my veranda and think of ways to get them to f--- off >my drunk ass has idea to use one of those text to cat/dog speech apps >install a free one and convert "f--- outta here dog c----" to dog speech and play it through my loud speaker on max volume >howling immediately stops >the coyotes leave >mfw
Anonymous 03/29/23(Wed)00:12:26 No.72741222 226 KB PNG >be me >live in rural australia >coyotes howling every night >it's loud as s--- and super annoying >sometimes their awooing keeps me up at night >one night i'm piss drunk chilling on my veranda >watching the wild life and looking at the stars >suddenly those coyote f---- show up >loud awooing.png >run to my fence and throw a beer bottle at them >they dodge it and they're awooing louder now >f-----' dog c---- >run back to my veranda and think of ways to get them to f--- off >my drunk ass has idea to use one of those text to cat/dog speech apps >install a free one and convert "f--- outta here dog c----" to dog speech and play it through my loud speaker on max volume >howling immediately stops >the coyotes leave >mfw

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Anon gets the reddit experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UEUNMCMK 03/27/23 (Mon)16:41:35 No.421285176 ► >>421283651 [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] The reddit experience.
Anonymous (ID: UEUNMCMK 03/27/23 (Mon)16:41:35 No.421285176 ► >>421283651 [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] [Deleted] The reddit experience.

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Anon fails captcha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am i stupid 53 KB PNG 10/28/21(Thu)08:14:03 No.65930789 >Be me first post on 4chan >Always lurk on r/greentext >Whant to post funny greentext to >Wright funny story >fail captcha 6 times >every time I fial story gets deleted >dont know story anymore >mfw i finallt gets to post my s----- greentext >anons w-- i thought everybody on this site was retarded htf you get past the captscha? pic related
Anonymous Am i stupid 53 KB PNG 10/28/21(Thu)08:14:03 No.65930789 >Be me first post on 4chan >Always lurk on r/greentext >Whant to post funny greentext to >Wright funny story >fail captcha 6 times >every time I fial story gets deleted >dont know story anymore >mfw i finallt gets to post my s----- greentext >anons w-- i thought everybody on this site was retarded htf you get past the captscha? pic related

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Anon has a shitty friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.9 MB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)06:52:30 No.72737566 >passive aggressive f----- is slowly stealing my friends and talking s--- about me behind my back >can't call out his b------- because people won't believe it and he don't admit it >purposefully act like an obnoxious f--- in front of it >he can't stand it after weeks of pestering and finally punched me in the guts >I can sue him now and force him to confess his hate
Anonymous 1.9 MB GIF 03/28/23(Tue)06:52:30 No.72737566 >passive aggressive f----- is slowly stealing my friends and talking s--- about me behind my back >can't call out his b------- because people won't believe it and he don't admit it >purposefully act like an obnoxious f--- in front of it >he can't stand it after weeks of pestering and finally punched me in the guts >I can sue him now and force him to confess his hate

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Anon offer his seat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mean girl at the cafe 03/28/23(Tue)11:41:35 No.72739230 59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could !! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?
: Anonymous Mean girl at the cafe 03/28/23(Tue)11:41:35 No.72739230 59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could !! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?

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Anon has a villain story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I SHALL NOT ALLOW ANYONE, NO MATTER WHO THEY MAY BE, TO THREATEN MY EVERLASTING CLIMAX. 33 KB JPG 02/23/19(Sat)15:52:02 No.64805317 gimme some villain motivations 02/23/19(Sat)16:18:41 No.64805786 : Anonymous >>64805317 (OP) # > be me, ex soldier > be trying to find a living after i retire > decide on becoming a bard > try to join a guild for bards > whole guild is ran by elfs > get denied on the fact that they dont like humans try applying for other bardic guilds > everyone of them ran by elfs > everyone of them denies me entry > fuckenelfs.jpg > decide to go into politics > join a political group > everyone loves my ideas > start rising in rank in the party > get to the point where i am leader > decide to take over the kingdom > epicfail.exe > get locked up > decide to write my life story > gets published > kingdom loves it > get released from jail > use popularity to get myself a job as the kings advisor Fast forward few years > ruling the kingdom with an iron fist > rase a campaign for the extermination of all the elfs. > my enemies call me a madman > my people call me their Führer
: Anonymous I SHALL NOT ALLOW ANYONE, NO MATTER WHO THEY MAY BE, TO THREATEN MY EVERLASTING CLIMAX. 33 KB JPG 02/23/19(Sat)15:52:02 No.64805317 gimme some villain motivations 02/23/19(Sat)16:18:41 No.64805786 : Anonymous >>64805317 (OP) # > be me, ex soldier > be trying to find a living after i retire > decide on becoming a bard > try to join a guild for bards > whole guild is ran by elfs > get denied on the fact that they dont like humans try applying for other bardic guilds > everyone of them ran by elfs > everyone of them denies me entry > fuckenelfs.jpg > decide to go into politics > join a political group > everyone loves my ideas > start rising in rank in the party > get to the point where i am leader > decide to take over the kingdom > epicfail.exe > get locked up > decide to write my life story > gets published > kingdom loves it > get released from jail > use popularity to get myself a job as the kings advisor Fast forward few years > ruling the kingdom with an iron fist > rase a campaign for the extermination of all the elfs. > my enemies call me a madman > my people call me their Führer

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Anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image 12/19/19(Thu)06:11:48 No.816549375 >woke up >took a s--- >got out of bed View Thread
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image 12/19/19(Thu)06:11:48 No.816549375 >woke up >took a s--- >got out of bed View Thread

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Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #
Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #

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Leaf Discusses Motives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ig/BEJGy) Audrey hale Look at this clown hahaha 03/27/23 (Mon)22:29:40 No.421309854 >>421314093 # >>421314305 # trnny shter.jpg 618 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Ns8tODyQ) >>421309854 (OP) # >Hand over your Y-chromosomes and nobody gets hurt see 03/27/23 (Mon)22:31:29 No.421310031
Anonymous (ID: ig/BEJGy) Audrey hale Look at this clown hahaha 03/27/23 (Mon)22:29:40 No.421309854 >>421314093 # >>421314305 # trnny shter.jpg 618 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Ns8tODyQ) >>421309854 (OP) # >Hand over your Y-chromosomes and nobody gets hurt see 03/27/23 (Mon)22:31:29 No.421310031

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

File: 1633164569798.jpg (29 KB, 334x506) Anonymous 02/25/23(Sat) 04:08:31 No.181033376 ► >see a thread where anons are discussing a film of tv show made after 2010 >enter thread and comment "woke garbage" >close thread and never enter it again
File: 1633164569798.jpg (29 KB, 334x506) Anonymous 02/25/23(Sat) 04:08:31 No.181033376 ► >see a thread where anons are discussing a film of tv show made after 2010 >enter thread and comment "woke garbage" >close thread and never enter it again

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It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)13:42:23 No.72730133 [Reply] >>72730830 >>72730838 >>7 >be me >go on omegle >do it to harass pajeets, call them street s------- to make them rage, etc >cover my camera because they usually go ballistic when being insulted by a black screen >first match >some french guy >he's wearing sunglasses, expensive shirts and he's smoking >desu he looks pretty cool >he speaks >"nah, you're done." >i ask him w-- he's talking about >"you. you are done. finished." >"the guy with the black screen. i'm talking to you." >he disconnects >out of fear i leave immediately >it's been almost two days and i haven't gone back on what's going to happen to me, robots? what did he mean by that?
File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)13:42:23 No.72730133 [Reply] >>72730830 >>72730838 >>7 >be me >go on omegle >do it to harass pajeets, call them street s------- to make them rage, etc >cover my camera because they usually go ballistic when being insulted by a black screen >first match >some french guy >he's wearing sunglasses, expensive shirts and he's smoking >desu he looks pretty cool >he speaks >"nah, you're done." >i ask him w-- he's talking about >"you. you are done. finished." >"the guy with the black screen. i'm talking to you." >he disconnects >out of fear i leave immediately >it's been almost two days and i haven't gone back on what's going to happen to me, robots? what did he mean by that?

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Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 329 KB PNG >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"
Anonymous 329 KB PNG >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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Anon is good at dancing | /r/Greentext

Friday night last week was great Anonymous 03/27/23(Mon)23:28:27 No.28631830 >be me >17 >have nothing to do in life. gym is a side hobby >a ball comes around for my school and other schools involved >don't think too much of it when it happens >I get up on the dancefloor and start to dance about >both the lads and ladies love my dancing >dance for about 4 hours straight >end up getting 2 girls to ask me for my snap >my muscles get stiff after its over >I get home and go to sleep satisfied Seems like life is getting good for me again what now anons?
Friday night last week was great Anonymous 03/27/23(Mon)23:28:27 No.28631830 >be me >17 >have nothing to do in life. gym is a side hobby >a ball comes around for my school and other schools involved >don't think too much of it when it happens >I get up on the dancefloor and start to dance about >both the lads and ladies love my dancing >dance for about 4 hours straight >end up getting 2 girls to ask me for my snap >my muscles get stiff after its over >I get home and go to sleep satisfied Seems like life is getting good for me again what now anons?

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Anon gets deployed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png

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Anon loves poodles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3/27/2023, 8:36:33 PM No.50035845 114 KB JPEG > poodle > comes in 2 sizes, perfect for a family > very cute and smart > great for anything; this dog has everything /b/, why aren't poodles more popular?
Anonymous 3/27/2023, 8:36:33 PM No.50035845 114 KB JPEG > poodle > comes in 2 sizes, perfect for a family > very cute and smart > great for anything; this dog has everything /b/, why aren't poodles more popular?

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