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Anon Smokes Some Schizo Sticks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)11:18:02 No.74213663 1568841642844_SEObluntwraps_WIDE.jpg 292 KB JPG >schizophrenia intensifies.
: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)11:18:02 No.74213663 1568841642844_SEObluntwraps_WIDE.jpg 292 KB JPG >schizophrenia intensifies.

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Anon tells a story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)13:38:46 No.903511047 a story for you bots >a Russian is walking down the street >he is destitute in poverty, sick beyond healing, old, and ugly >suddenly a great magical being appears before him and announces in a great voice >"HUZZAH! I am your guardian angel sent to save you from your troubles! Any one thing you wish for I can grant!" O 552 KB PNG >"Anything?" >"ANYTHING!" the genie boomed. "On one condition, whatever you ask for, your Serbian neighbor will receive twice the amount! Will you help yourself and bless him too?" >the Russian pauses to think for a moment >"I wish I had one eye" said the Russian
: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)13:38:46 No.903511047 a story for you bots >a Russian is walking down the street >he is destitute in poverty, sick beyond healing, old, and ugly >suddenly a great magical being appears before him and announces in a great voice >"HUZZAH! I am your guardian angel sent to save you from your troubles! Any one thing you wish for I can grant!" O 552 KB PNG >"Anything?" >"ANYTHING!" the genie boomed. "On one condition, whatever you ask for, your Serbian neighbor will receive twice the amount! Will you help yourself and bless him too?" >the Russian pauses to think for a moment >"I wish I had one eye" said the Russian

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Anon meets based grandma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady ... >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady ... >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Anon enters gym | /r/Greentext

>enter gym >I GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER I GOT THEM MOOO0000OVES LIKE JAGGER
>enter gym >I GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER I GOT THEM MOOO0000OVES LIKE JAGGER

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Anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)12:13:32 No.2510695 >go to norway >shoot a bunch of kids >get placed in a luxury hotel for the rest of my life for free >>2511226 # >>2511234 #
: Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)12:13:32 No.2510695 >go to norway >shoot a bunch of kids >get placed in a luxury hotel for the rest of my life for free >>2511226 # >>2511234 #

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Anon asks a math question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous H Anonymous || 07/29/23(Sat)20:36:10 No.15603920 1 Σ 2n n=1 file.png 121 KB PNG >"With infinite sums, to approach X means to equal X exactly" >"But that doesn't make any sense, how can it equal X exactly if it never reaches X? Why would you even have to say "approach" if it just equals, you would just say equal without ever mentioning approaching." >"IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT!" 07/29/23(Sat)20:38:06 No.15603927 Finish high school and then it may be a little clearer. >>15603958 # >>15603970 # >>15604067 # >>15604407 #
Anonymous H Anonymous || 07/29/23(Sat)20:36:10 No.15603920 1 Σ 2n n=1 file.png 121 KB PNG >"With infinite sums, to approach X means to equal X exactly" >"But that doesn't make any sense, how can it equal X exactly if it never reaches X? Why would you even have to say "approach" if it just equals, you would just say equal without ever mentioning approaching." >"IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT!" 07/29/23(Sat)20:38:06 No.15603927 Finish high school and then it may be a little clearer. >>15603958 # >>15603970 # >>15604067 # >>15604407 #

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Anon has a "shitty" vacation | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 19:34:17 No.74206914 ► >be me >on vacation at the beach >swimming in the ocean, get the urge to s--- >too lazy to get out, dry off and walk all the way back to our room >swim a little further out and pull down my trunks and s--- straight into the ocean >fish s--- in there all day what's one extra turd? >finish and keep swimming >later, hear some kid scream >the s--- washed up onto the beach and some little brat stepped in it and is having a meltdown >my sister looks at me, knows it was me because I supposedly "have a problem s------- where I shouldn't be" >she makes a big scene and unintentionally exposes me as being the culprit >stupid w---- gets me banned from the beach. >people stare as I get escorted out >Anybody else have s----- vacation stories? this one is by far my worst.
O Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 19:34:17 No.74206914 ► >be me >on vacation at the beach >swimming in the ocean, get the urge to s--- >too lazy to get out, dry off and walk all the way back to our room >swim a little further out and pull down my trunks and s--- straight into the ocean >fish s--- in there all day what's one extra turd? >finish and keep swimming >later, hear some kid scream >the s--- washed up onto the beach and some little brat stepped in it and is having a meltdown >my sister looks at me, knows it was me because I supposedly "have a problem s------- where I shouldn't be" >she makes a big scene and unintentionally exposes me as being the culprit >stupid w---- gets me banned from the beach. >people stare as I get escorted out >Anybody else have s----- vacation stories? this one is by far my worst.

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

: Male loneliness is because patriarchy, Feminism is the cure Male loneliness is because pat(...) 07/30/23(Sun)12:14:05 No.74211308 >Men dictate most of culture >Men place great value on how many women you've had >Women become this "possession" you compete for >Men start antagonizing each other in competition >Women constantly under danger of violence from catcalling or even r---(toxic masculinity), this is why they're not willing to open up or give you a chance to talk 60 KB JPG >Men can't approach women and they don't have women and they don't have men as friends either >Social skills are absolutely stunted, causing a feedback loop
: Male loneliness is because patriarchy, Feminism is the cure Male loneliness is because pat(...) 07/30/23(Sun)12:14:05 No.74211308 >Men dictate most of culture >Men place great value on how many women you've had >Women become this "possession" you compete for >Men start antagonizing each other in competition >Women constantly under danger of violence from catcalling or even r---(toxic masculinity), this is why they're not willing to open up or give you a chance to talk 60 KB JPG >Men can't approach women and they don't have women and they don't have men as friends either >Social skills are absolutely stunted, causing a feedback loop

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anon hates being a drone | /r/Greentext

1685740319796069.png (198 KB, 376x376) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)22:15:09 No.74203952 men are all drones for women >men die in wars for women >men slave in factories for women >men shout "no p---- no work" because of women >men kill themselves because of women i hate being the drone gender so much
1685740319796069.png (198 KB, 376x376) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)22:15:09 No.74203952 men are all drones for women >men die in wars for women >men slave in factories for women >men shout "no p---- no work" because of women >men kill themselves because of women i hate being the drone gender so much

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Anon drives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)06:02:31 No.74209148 >on weekends I get on my car and drive for hours to locations I want to visit >I'm never at my house on weekends >parents assume I'm with friends or even a girl >I'm always by myself >since it's been a while I've been doing this and never brought a girl home parents probably assume I'm hiding a homosexual relationship 9 KB JPG I went on a 9 hour drive today, 700 miles round trip. I wanted to go see a lake, it felt lonely when I got there, I wish I had a girlfriend or friends.
: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)06:02:31 No.74209148 >on weekends I get on my car and drive for hours to locations I want to visit >I'm never at my house on weekends >parents assume I'm with friends or even a girl >I'm always by myself >since it's been a while I've been doing this and never brought a girl home parents probably assume I'm hiding a homosexual relationship 9 KB JPG I went on a 9 hour drive today, 700 miles round trip. I wanted to go see a lake, it felt lonely when I got there, I wish I had a girlfriend or friends.

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Anon Doesn't Like Diablo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 23:22:34 No.645767313 >dungeons are just corridors and rooms with no architectural logic DIABLO >no puzzles or traps >gameplay consists of 32 KB JPG going down to get items, go up to sell and go down with new items >that's it, the entire of game >nearly zero input from the player >s--- sound design (just disjointed noises on top of each other) >s--- monster/creature design even for the time >13y old fat gothic chick fanfic lore >sequels do exactly the same formula Why are these games even acclaimed?
: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 23:22:34 No.645767313 >dungeons are just corridors and rooms with no architectural logic DIABLO >no puzzles or traps >gameplay consists of 32 KB JPG going down to get items, go up to sell and go down with new items >that's it, the entire of game >nearly zero input from the player >s--- sound design (just disjointed noises on top of each other) >s--- monster/creature design even for the time >13y old fat gothic chick fanfic lore >sequels do exactly the same formula Why are these games even acclaimed?

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Anon watches Oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 166 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)17:02:34 No.187840508 >Watching Oppenheimer in South Korea >Hiroshima scene >Crowd starts cheering
Anonymous 166 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)17:02:34 No.187840508 >Watching Oppenheimer in South Korea >Hiroshima scene >Crowd starts cheering

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Americanbros? How do we respond? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)02:10:46 No.185347717 Americans be like >36 floppiopins is the freezing point of water and 212 freppenheimers is when they boil, it's simple, you're a retard. >1 mile is 323 feet and a feet is 412 inches and an inch is 0.233332 testicles. >Let me start the chronometer. 0 minutes 1 second 0 hours. O minutes 2 second 0 hours, 0 minutes 3 seconds 0 hours... >puts sugar and vegetable oil into "salads" Why are americans like this? 520 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)02:10:46 No.185347717 Americans be like >36 floppiopins is the freezing point of water and 212 freppenheimers is when they boil, it's simple, you're a retard. >1 mile is 323 feet and a feet is 412 inches and an inch is 0.233332 testicles. >Let me start the chronometer. 0 minutes 1 second 0 hours. O minutes 2 second 0 hours, 0 minutes 3 seconds 0 hours... >puts sugar and vegetable oil into "salads" Why are americans like this? 520 KB PNG

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It's not Anon's problem. | /r/Greentext

>be me >going back home >see pretty blond girl getting yelled at and beaten by her boyfriend >she looked me directly in the eyes and i could see her cry for help >i just said to myself "NOT MY PROBLEM" and continue walking 54 KB JPG Mons I could save her /pol/, i could beat that guy i was taller and stronger then him but fukin /pol/ slang not my problem prevent me from doing it. Now i can't stop thinking about her... im so mad at me. 11 Replies : Anonymous (ID: G6Wunxvs View Thread >>436262376 # 07/30/23(Sun)07:44:23 No.436262064 >>436261727 (OP) # You made the right choice. You have nothing to gain from interrupting their foreplay.
>be me >going back home >see pretty blond girl getting yelled at and beaten by her boyfriend >she looked me directly in the eyes and i could see her cry for help >i just said to myself "NOT MY PROBLEM" and continue walking 54 KB JPG Mons I could save her /pol/, i could beat that guy i was taller and stronger then him but fukin /pol/ slang not my problem prevent me from doing it. Now i can't stop thinking about her... im so mad at me. 11 Replies : Anonymous (ID: G6Wunxvs View Thread >>436262376 # 07/30/23(Sun)07:44:23 No.436262064 >>436261727 (OP) # You made the right choice. You have nothing to gain from interrupting their foreplay.

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Anon Helps Quiet Kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.64851589 >be me >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later 484 KB PNG >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now
Anonymous No.64851589 >be me >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later 484 KB PNG >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now

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Femanon(?) seems to be in an abusive relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot Feels WHAT WENT WRONG l 07/27/23(Thu)07:10:44 No.74170266 crying touhou.jpg 28 KB JPG WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS...? >boyfriend in the bathroom >countertop is crowded >the bottle of Listerine falls off >bends down and picks it up >a few moments pass >it falls off again >he enters a screaming frothy-mouth rage >"God damn it, STOP! F------! FALLING! God damn f------ piece of God damn s---, stupid-ass God damn m-----------. I'll throw that stupid son of a bitch through the f------ God damn window if it f------ falls again" I wanted to cry... call me weak if you want but it scares me so much when people rage...
: Anonymous Fembot Feels WHAT WENT WRONG l 07/27/23(Thu)07:10:44 No.74170266 crying touhou.jpg 28 KB JPG WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS...? >boyfriend in the bathroom >countertop is crowded >the bottle of Listerine falls off >bends down and picks it up >a few moments pass >it falls off again >he enters a screaming frothy-mouth rage >"God damn it, STOP! F------! FALLING! God damn f------ piece of God damn s---, stupid-ass God damn m-----------. I'll throw that stupid son of a bitch through the f------ God damn window if it f------ falls again" I wanted to cry... call me weak if you want but it scares me so much when people rage...

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anon gives good advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 190 KB PNG 1 Reply : Anonymous >what do I do suck my d--- 07/29/23(Sat) 22:18:38 No.74208857 I need CONSTANT attention, affection, and reassurance. what do I do... View Thread 07/29/23(Sat) 22:19:19 No.74208863
: Anonymous 190 KB PNG 1 Reply : Anonymous >what do I do suck my d--- 07/29/23(Sat) 22:18:38 No.74208857 I need CONSTANT attention, affection, and reassurance. what do I do... View Thread 07/29/23(Sat) 22:19:19 No.74208863

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anon discovers a new hack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)21:34:13 No.74208556 bd5.jpg 33 KB JPG Premium GOFORES Jose Cuervo Especial >Switch from women to everyone on tinder >Get 99+ likes in the span of a week Welp guess it's troon and twink bussy for me, later roasties
: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)21:34:13 No.74208556 bd5.jpg 33 KB JPG Premium GOFORES Jose Cuervo Especial >Switch from women to everyone on tinder >Get 99+ likes in the span of a week Welp guess it's troon and twink bussy for me, later roasties

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Anon has a way with women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2. ? 12. 41 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)14:39:48 No.72496149 >Be me, beta f--. >Had gf once but we broke up. >Her last text was her telling me to never message her again. Life sucks.png >FF a few months. >I receive a text from ex. She asks how I'm doing and stuff. >Was busy at the time so dont immediately text back. >Later see she deleted her message. >Guess she had second thoughts. >Next day she barrages me with texts. >Berates me for not answering her messages. Idea.jpg >Me:"But the last time we texted you wrote to never message you again." >Her:"What? No I didnt?" >Screenshot our old convo and send it to her >Doesnt respond. FF a few days, still no response. Why are women like this?
: Anonymous 2. ? 12. 41 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)14:39:48 No.72496149 >Be me, beta f--. >Had gf once but we broke up. >Her last text was her telling me to never message her again. Life sucks.png >FF a few months. >I receive a text from ex. She asks how I'm doing and stuff. >Was busy at the time so dont immediately text back. >Later see she deleted her message. >Guess she had second thoughts. >Next day she barrages me with texts. >Berates me for not answering her messages. Idea.jpg >Me:"But the last time we texted you wrote to never message you again." >Her:"What? No I didnt?" >Screenshot our old convo and send it to her >Doesnt respond. FF a few days, still no response. Why are women like this?

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Anon hates boomers | /r/Greentext

>I won't invest in my children >I will outsource my youth job >I will dismantle my union job >I will secure my pension >I will lower your wage > will contract foreginers >I will open borders >I will jail you for having wrong opinions >I will abort your brother and sister >I won't leave you a penny 30 KB JPG >I won't hire your friends >I won't let you inherit my home >I will sell the my home to foreign investors, I will sell the whole country too >I am boomer, eater of children >No generation had so much and money and left so little >Apre moi, le deluge
>I won't invest in my children >I will outsource my youth job >I will dismantle my union job >I will secure my pension >I will lower your wage > will contract foreginers >I will open borders >I will jail you for having wrong opinions >I will abort your brother and sister >I won't leave you a penny 30 KB JPG >I won't hire your friends >I won't let you inherit my home >I will sell the my home to foreign investors, I will sell the whole country too >I am boomer, eater of children >No generation had so much and money and left so little >Apre moi, le deluge

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