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![10/12/23(Thu)01:38:58 No.75037359 > constantly get told to talk to people about my mental health > try talking to my parents about my mental health and how I constantly want to kill myself > Mom starts crying and screaming and they both get into an argument > they give me the most basic simple non helpful advice Anonymous 45 KB PNG IDI > they get mad at me when I tell them that I ready tried that stuff and it doesn't work > they say that I am just " shutting down" all the advice that they give when in truth I've just tried it all already 11 > now my family is sad and mad at me and nothing has improved whatsoever after attempting to talk to other people about my mental health well this did not go as other people claimed it would go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/546/0ae.png)
![10/12/23(Thu)01:38:58 No.75037359 > constantly get told to talk to people about my mental health > try talking to my parents about my mental health and how I constantly want to kill myself > Mom starts crying and screaming and they both get into an argument > they give me the most basic simple non helpful advice Anonymous 45 KB PNG IDI > they get mad at me when I tell them that I ready tried that stuff and it doesn't work > they say that I am just " shutting down" all the advice that they give when in truth I've just tried it all already 11 > now my family is sad and mad at me and nothing has improved whatsoever after attempting to talk to other people about my mental health well this did not go as other people claimed it would go](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/546/0ae.png)
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![: Anonymous Fate/Samurai Remnant 10/12/23(Thu)15:53:27 No.653889314 セイバー ...... 米はいいな。 >met saber >wow a beauty >actually a dude >met yui shousetsu >wow a beauty ■自動再生 OW 3ql1vb2i2bcb1.jpg 166 KB JPG HOLD 早送り ● 一時停止/スキップ >actually a dude >met that chinese archer >wow a beauty >actually a dude F--- THIS GAYSHIT GAME MAAAAAAAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT MESUGAKI LOLI KITSUNE AND IMOUTO, I WANT NORMAL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/545/757.jpg)
![: Anonymous Fate/Samurai Remnant 10/12/23(Thu)15:53:27 No.653889314 セイバー ...... 米はいいな。 >met saber >wow a beauty >actually a dude >met yui shousetsu >wow a beauty ■自動再生 OW 3ql1vb2i2bcb1.jpg 166 KB JPG HOLD 早送り ● 一時停止/スキップ >actually a dude >met that chinese archer >wow a beauty >actually a dude F--- THIS GAYSHIT GAME MAAAAAAAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT MESUGAKI LOLI KITSUNE AND IMOUTO, I WANT NORMAL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/545/757.jpg)
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![Anonymous 1012 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)07:02:34 No.75038746 >you're the son of a rich nobleman >your dad is embarrassed by how you constantly f--- up courting noblewomen >after this one really bad f-----, he hires pic related as your new maid >he says that she will help you prepare to court a noblewoman What would you do here?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/534/a14.png)
![Anonymous 1012 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)07:02:34 No.75038746 >you're the son of a rich nobleman >your dad is embarrassed by how you constantly f--- up courting noblewomen >after this one really bad f-----, he hires pic related as your new maid >he says that she will help you prepare to court a noblewoman What would you do here?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/534/a14.png)
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![: Anonymous Ⓡ 10/12/23(Thu)10:49:41 No.75038223 129 KB PNG >be me >collegefag >have a crush on this chick >part of her friendgroup which would make dating awkward >havent talked to her in like 2 weeks due to being sick and other personal stuff so decide to ask her out on to some catching up coffee >dogs come up >i say i dont like them because theyre dirty and too much work in a busy schedule, and the dog i had as a child was a total annoyance to deal with and that ill never have a dog in my life >then she says >"but anon, what if your future boyfriend wants a dog, would you be willing to adopt then?" >i dont know what to say and just blush and say no probably not wat i admit i look a little girly and am short but no way i give off gay vibes 10/12/23(Thu)10:52:19 No.75038227 : Anonymous Just yell her you don't swing that way bro](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/521/78f.png)
![: Anonymous Ⓡ 10/12/23(Thu)10:49:41 No.75038223 129 KB PNG >be me >collegefag >have a crush on this chick >part of her friendgroup which would make dating awkward >havent talked to her in like 2 weeks due to being sick and other personal stuff so decide to ask her out on to some catching up coffee >dogs come up >i say i dont like them because theyre dirty and too much work in a busy schedule, and the dog i had as a child was a total annoyance to deal with and that ill never have a dog in my life >then she says >"but anon, what if your future boyfriend wants a dog, would you be willing to adopt then?" >i dont know what to say and just blush and say no probably not wat i admit i look a little girly and am short but no way i give off gay vibes 10/12/23(Thu)10:52:19 No.75038227 : Anonymous Just yell her you don't swing that way bro](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/521/78f.png)
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![: Anonymous L'OREAL TOTAL REPAIR 59 KB JPG 12/07/18(Fri) 19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket >new shoes >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/520/a09.jpg)
![: Anonymous L'OREAL TOTAL REPAIR 59 KB JPG 12/07/18(Fri) 19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket >new shoes >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/520/a09.jpg)
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![00:05 12 14h (10/12 9:43) · 27094097 · 92 Re . 12 Img PNG 135KB (644 × 800). a91.png 15 Replies f--- cops >WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO0 POLICE >lardasses towards you >Do You Know WhY I pULLED yOu OvEr?? >donut chimp runs printticket.exe >THAT WILL BE $300 PLUS TIP Vo)) LTE .Ill 78% >mutts for saint Floyd's BBC all day while harassing innocent a---- speeders by night >couldn't cut it in a real job like engineering or finance so he became a cop >your taxes pay his bills >hard coded order follower brain daily reminder cops are people who wanted an avenue to bully and harass others legally because they're impotent goofy wannabe walker texas ranger f------ irl. they would gleefully beat wheelchair grandpa to death with a baton for not wearing a mask but don't dare disrupt the cultural vibrancy of the black yoof because they're afraid to do the actual job they signed up for. The guy that pulled me over last night looked like the human personification of pig oil. Really f------ sick of paying tickets for doing pulls on an empty f------ highway because officer greased potato's department spent the whole budget on Louis Vuitton X BLM body armor and now they need to up their ticket quotas x500. If you have a thin blue line on your trugg don't even reply to this thread I already know you're a c-- guzzling f-----, go donate the last of your wrinkled dollar bills to the police so they can gape your ass a few centimeters more. They get enough donations from my f------ taxes and their gay ass tickets. I wish Jesus would make every n-----, hasidic jew, and police officer disappear from this earth. I'm not talking about gay acab s---. I'm talking TPD n----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/519/c85.png)
![00:05 12 14h (10/12 9:43) · 27094097 · 92 Re . 12 Img PNG 135KB (644 × 800). a91.png 15 Replies f--- cops >WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO0 POLICE >lardasses towards you >Do You Know WhY I pULLED yOu OvEr?? >donut chimp runs printticket.exe >THAT WILL BE $300 PLUS TIP Vo)) LTE .Ill 78% >mutts for saint Floyd's BBC all day while harassing innocent a---- speeders by night >couldn't cut it in a real job like engineering or finance so he became a cop >your taxes pay his bills >hard coded order follower brain daily reminder cops are people who wanted an avenue to bully and harass others legally because they're impotent goofy wannabe walker texas ranger f------ irl. they would gleefully beat wheelchair grandpa to death with a baton for not wearing a mask but don't dare disrupt the cultural vibrancy of the black yoof because they're afraid to do the actual job they signed up for. The guy that pulled me over last night looked like the human personification of pig oil. Really f------ sick of paying tickets for doing pulls on an empty f------ highway because officer greased potato's department spent the whole budget on Louis Vuitton X BLM body armor and now they need to up their ticket quotas x500. If you have a thin blue line on your trugg don't even reply to this thread I already know you're a c-- guzzling f-----, go donate the last of your wrinkled dollar bills to the police so they can gape your ass a few centimeters more. They get enough donations from my f------ taxes and their gay ass tickets. I wish Jesus would make every n-----, hasidic jew, and police officer disappear from this earth. I'm not talking about gay acab s---. I'm talking TPD n----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/519/c85.png)
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![File: IMG_2801.jpg (25 KB, 500x350) 28 years old. Anonymous (ID: (plbD34Y)) 10/12/23(Thu)13:01:54 No.444491338 ► >>444491467 >>444491616 >>444491627 >>444491634 >>444491677 >>444491777 >>444491916 >>444491982 >>444491996 >>444492030 >>444492157 >>444492210 >>444492223 >>444492412 >>444492421 >>444492632 >>444492706 >>444493121 >>444493701 >>444493742 >>444493800 >>444494034 >>444494087 >>444494089 >>444494415 >>444494494 >>444494674 >>444495277 >>444495389 >>444495500 >>444495661 >>444495893 >>444497121 >>444497244 >>444498656 >>444498931 >>444499500 >>444500340 >>444500744 >>444501127 >>444502281 >>444502604 >>444503204 >>444503251 >>444503297 >>444503366 >>444503439 >>444503483 >>444503556 >>444505095 >>444505486 >>444505622 >>444505770 >>444506785 >>444506855 >>444506887 >>444507083 >>444507253 >>444507328 >>444507432 >>444507547 >>444507596 >>444507605 >>444507621 >>444508145 >>444508328 >>444508595 >>444509566 >>444509863 >>444509994 >>444510066 >>444510147 >>444510242 >>444510487 >>444511392 >>444513639 >>444514382 >>444514397 >>444514413 >>444514422 >>444514804 >>444515071 >>444515164 >>444515573 >>444515632 >>444515846 >>444516036 >>444516181 >>444516309 >>444516542 >>444517855 >>444518138 >>444524881 >>444526325 >>444526377 Damn. Anonymous (ID: GmFhO0ie ) [10/12/23(Thu)13:03:01 No.444491467 ► >>444491746 >>444492483 >>444493027 >>444494549 >>444494660 >>444494682 >>444500941 >>444508595 >>444509527 >>444518138 >>444519318 >>444519525 >>444523953 >>444524582 >>444491338 (OP) She's sexy as s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: SGvc56hk) 10/12/23(Thu)13:03:29 No.444491520 do you ever really hit the wall when you look like that to begin with? >>444491749 >>444500801 >>444507204 >>444507547 >>444509471 >>444514289 >>444514985 >>444518138 O Anonymous (ID: 43FW3Vya) 10/12/23(Thu)13:04:07 No.444491597 ► >>444492602 >>444492999 >>444494281 >>444496750 >>444507547 >>444508030 >>444508083 >>444508328 >>444511392 >>444516181 >>444517431 >>444518138 >>444518846 >>444523880 File: 1697061468725161.jpg (138 KB, 643x1000) Autism Capital @AutismCapital Subscribe Man the courtroom artist really had no mercy 03:58 2023-10-11 from Earth 721K Views 982 Reposts 129 Quotes 14K Likes 262 Bookmarks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/472/2c1.png)
![File: IMG_2801.jpg (25 KB, 500x350) 28 years old. Anonymous (ID: (plbD34Y)) 10/12/23(Thu)13:01:54 No.444491338 ► >>444491467 >>444491616 >>444491627 >>444491634 >>444491677 >>444491777 >>444491916 >>444491982 >>444491996 >>444492030 >>444492157 >>444492210 >>444492223 >>444492412 >>444492421 >>444492632 >>444492706 >>444493121 >>444493701 >>444493742 >>444493800 >>444494034 >>444494087 >>444494089 >>444494415 >>444494494 >>444494674 >>444495277 >>444495389 >>444495500 >>444495661 >>444495893 >>444497121 >>444497244 >>444498656 >>444498931 >>444499500 >>444500340 >>444500744 >>444501127 >>444502281 >>444502604 >>444503204 >>444503251 >>444503297 >>444503366 >>444503439 >>444503483 >>444503556 >>444505095 >>444505486 >>444505622 >>444505770 >>444506785 >>444506855 >>444506887 >>444507083 >>444507253 >>444507328 >>444507432 >>444507547 >>444507596 >>444507605 >>444507621 >>444508145 >>444508328 >>444508595 >>444509566 >>444509863 >>444509994 >>444510066 >>444510147 >>444510242 >>444510487 >>444511392 >>444513639 >>444514382 >>444514397 >>444514413 >>444514422 >>444514804 >>444515071 >>444515164 >>444515573 >>444515632 >>444515846 >>444516036 >>444516181 >>444516309 >>444516542 >>444517855 >>444518138 >>444524881 >>444526325 >>444526377 Damn. Anonymous (ID: GmFhO0ie ) [10/12/23(Thu)13:03:01 No.444491467 ► >>444491746 >>444492483 >>444493027 >>444494549 >>444494660 >>444494682 >>444500941 >>444508595 >>444509527 >>444518138 >>444519318 >>444519525 >>444523953 >>444524582 >>444491338 (OP) She's sexy as s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: SGvc56hk) 10/12/23(Thu)13:03:29 No.444491520 do you ever really hit the wall when you look like that to begin with? >>444491749 >>444500801 >>444507204 >>444507547 >>444509471 >>444514289 >>444514985 >>444518138 O Anonymous (ID: 43FW3Vya) 10/12/23(Thu)13:04:07 No.444491597 ► >>444492602 >>444492999 >>444494281 >>444496750 >>444507547 >>444508030 >>444508083 >>444508328 >>444511392 >>444516181 >>444517431 >>444518138 >>444518846 >>444523880 File: 1697061468725161.jpg (138 KB, 643x1000) Autism Capital @AutismCapital Subscribe Man the courtroom artist really had no mercy 03:58 2023-10-11 from Earth 721K Views 982 Reposts 129 Quotes 14K Likes 262 Bookmarks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/472/2c1.png)
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![File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamestihranesquale.com >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:23:40 No. 152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904>>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No.152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:25:54 No.152889636 >> Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 >>152889733 >>152889764>>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374>>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194>>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474>>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945>>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >>152889586 (OP) they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it >>152889865 Same. They know about that? >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 1-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No.152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:59:15 No.152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No.152905040 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 F--- you How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- (BANTER STOPS] >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No.152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No. 152 nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No.15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)17:20:22 No. 152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... B >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/462/f34.jpg)
![File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamestihranesquale.com >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:23:40 No. 152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904>>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No.152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:25:54 No.152889636 >> Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 >>152889733 >>152889764>>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374>>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194>>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474>>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945>>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >>152889586 (OP) they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it >>152889865 Same. They know about that? >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 1-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No.152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:59:15 No.152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No.152905040 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 F--- you How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- (BANTER STOPS] >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No.152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros O Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No. 152 nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No.15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that Anonymous 06/27/21 (Sun)17:20:22 No. 152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... B >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/462/f34.jpg)
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Barkeep's Encounter | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Femcel 8 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)01:19:32 No.907530976 >be me bartender in club >sees chubby e girl with facial piercings >approaches girl to see what she wants >orders apple juice >begins pouring drink when foul Oder is notable >looks around to see what may be causing smell >looks at egirl and notices people keeping visible distance from her >finish transition and move on to next person >coworker approaches >"did she smell like how she looks" >I respond with gagged laughter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/461/82a.png)
![Anonymous Femcel 8 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)01:19:32 No.907530976 >be me bartender in club >sees chubby e girl with facial piercings >approaches girl to see what she wants >orders apple juice >begins pouring drink when foul Oder is notable >looks around to see what may be causing smell >looks at egirl and notices people keeping visible distance from her >finish transition and move on to next person >coworker approaches >"did she smell like how she looks" >I respond with gagged laughter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/461/82a.png)
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Son Complex | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Mikata's so catal Catel Cute! Cute! Cute! 520 KB PNG Railgun's 10/12/23(Thu)08:57:05 No.75039546 >got DMed by a mentally ill girl who lives in my region after I posted on r/foreveralonedating >she wants to know me because she feels "more mature than her age" and someone in her family also used to be a buddhist >she's 21 >I'm 25 (but look like a 18 yo) It won't be a problem when she finds out I have mommy issues, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/443/4c5.png)
![Anonymous Mikata's so catal Catel Cute! Cute! Cute! 520 KB PNG Railgun's 10/12/23(Thu)08:57:05 No.75039546 >got DMed by a mentally ill girl who lives in my region after I posted on r/foreveralonedating >she wants to know me because she feels "more mature than her age" and someone in her family also used to be a buddhist >she's 21 >I'm 25 (but look like a 18 yo) It won't be a problem when she finds out I have mommy issues, right?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/443/4c5.png)
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All the lonely people, where do they all come from? | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous A los moments will be love i Telian trans in rain 137 KB JPG 08/06/21 (Fri)06:59:25 No.64857451 >have an old neighbor >talk to him sometimes >he gives me good life advice >his wife died, kids don't care about him >he has a cat that's really old >it dies >visit him >have a usual talk, he seems a lot more sad than usual >"thanks for coming over, anon" >later found out he died in his sleep a week later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/431/f84.jpg)
![: Anonymous A los moments will be love i Telian trans in rain 137 KB JPG 08/06/21 (Fri)06:59:25 No.64857451 >have an old neighbor >talk to him sometimes >he gives me good life advice >his wife died, kids don't care about him >he has a cat that's really old >it dies >visit him >have a usual talk, he seems a lot more sad than usual >"thanks for coming over, anon" >later found out he died in his sleep a week later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/431/f84.jpg)
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Even more tldr'd | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/397/068.png)
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A Curious Mind | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Why are women like this? 55 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)04:32:32 No.75038171 >coworker is having a breakup with her bf >reasons because he's immature and stupid meathead >says she wants a serious guy who can hold a intelligent convo >she starts talking to a guy at work who is a known pump and dumper >she says he's the antithesis of what she looks in a guy and calls him dumb >the guys current gf is on a wheelchair is getting jelly of him talking to my coworker >the girl calms the woman on the wheelchair saying she'd never have anything with him >fast forward two weeks they have already f----- proving the wheelchair girl suspicions right >when I ask her how did she end up with a immature guy like that she said "It just have happened"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/396/ba9.png)
![Anonymous Why are women like this? 55 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)04:32:32 No.75038171 >coworker is having a breakup with her bf >reasons because he's immature and stupid meathead >says she wants a serious guy who can hold a intelligent convo >she starts talking to a guy at work who is a known pump and dumper >she says he's the antithesis of what she looks in a guy and calls him dumb >the guys current gf is on a wheelchair is getting jelly of him talking to my coworker >the girl calms the woman on the wheelchair saying she'd never have anything with him >fast forward two weeks they have already f----- proving the wheelchair girl suspicions right >when I ask her how did she end up with a immature guy like that she said "It just have happened"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/396/ba9.png)
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Don't like where this is going | /r/Greentext
![10/12/23(Thu)00:18:53 No.29936720 >mom isn't an alcoholic but she drinks when her mood dips like she did last night >I was guiding her to her bedroom but she's obviously very conscious >she was rambling about my dad who has been absent from our lives and then she says to me "if you weren't my baby I would've made you mine so badly. Someday you're going to make [my gf's name] very happy and when you're with that woman don't you f------ dare think about me" Anonymous 55 KB JPG >I'm unsure what she exactly meant by that. I know she/we went through a lot but I always thought she was happy. I don't want her to be angry or sad about my situation >maybe I should simply dismiss it as her drunkeness talking but my gut can't ignore what she said](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/395/019.jpg)
![10/12/23(Thu)00:18:53 No.29936720 >mom isn't an alcoholic but she drinks when her mood dips like she did last night >I was guiding her to her bedroom but she's obviously very conscious >she was rambling about my dad who has been absent from our lives and then she says to me "if you weren't my baby I would've made you mine so badly. Someday you're going to make [my gf's name] very happy and when you're with that woman don't you f------ dare think about me" Anonymous 55 KB JPG >I'm unsure what she exactly meant by that. I know she/we went through a lot but I always thought she was happy. I don't want her to be angry or sad about my situation >maybe I should simply dismiss it as her drunkeness talking but my gut can't ignore what she said](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/395/019.jpg)
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Anon's Wet Dream | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)11:07:58 No.907552199 >>Be me >>Having dream >>Hot girl making out with me >>Starts licking my chest, really sloppy >>wake up >>cat has puked on my chest >>mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/350/9dc.jpg)
![: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 10/12/23(Thu)11:07:58 No.907552199 >>Be me >>Having dream >>Hot girl making out with me >>Starts licking my chest, really sloppy >>wake up >>cat has puked on my chest >>mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/350/9dc.jpg)
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Irresistible Temptation | /r/Greentext
![Sex addiction 43 KB JPG No.907542427 >yesterday listening to a podcast when they start to talk about sex addiction >huh a lot of this sounds familiar >forget all about it >today bored and looking to kill some time and end up thinking about sex addiction and look up 10/12/23(Thu)08:22:35 some info about it >end up taking a short quiz to see if it might be worth exploring Has questions like 'do you regularly spend more than 11 hours a week watching p---'? >this is fine, I'm clearly fine, I only spend maybe an hour a day 'Do you use pron or sex to cope with difficult feelings?' >never thought about, I guess maybe sometimes? >finish the quiz >score 105 'Over 51 and this indicates your addiction is likely severe'' it may come as a shock you have scored so high' >feelsbadman >have a wank >realise it's probably true So apparently seeing literally every female as a sex object and spending hours of the day masturbating or sexting or preparing for sex or having sex or remembering past sex is not normal. When did you realise you had a sex/p--- addiction?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/679/284/958.png)
![Sex addiction 43 KB JPG No.907542427 >yesterday listening to a podcast when they start to talk about sex addiction >huh a lot of this sounds familiar >forget all about it >today bored and looking to kill some time and end up thinking about sex addiction and look up 10/12/23(Thu)08:22:35 some info about it >end up taking a short quiz to see if it might be worth exploring Has questions like 'do you regularly spend more than 11 hours a week watching p---'? >this is fine, I'm clearly fine, I only spend maybe an hour a day 'Do you use pron or sex to cope with difficult feelings?' >never thought about, I guess maybe sometimes? >finish the quiz >score 105 'Over 51 and this indicates your addiction is likely severe'' it may come as a shock you have scored so high' >feelsbadman >have a wank >realise it's probably true So apparently seeing literally every female as a sex object and spending hours of the day masturbating or sexting or preparing for sex or having sex or remembering past sex is not normal. When did you realise you had a sex/p--- addiction?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/679/284/958.png)
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