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Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?
Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:22:57 No.125055432 >Picrel >Become the rapper known for being edgy and controversial >Lead a rap group with other edgy teenagers >Become hated online for violent lyrics >Literally get banned from countries >Get arrested >Mugshot becomes a meme >Drop 2015 album >Everyone hates it, critics give terrible reviews and denounce your music Suddenly drops a soulful and melodic album that is unlike his other music >Instant hit >Nominated for Grammy >Critics love it >Fans love it >Every album dropped now becomes number 1 on the charts >Fast forward to 2024-2025 >Fans consider him part of the "big 3" rather than J. Cole How?

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Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?
Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)12:39:33 No.699245191 ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON AC6.jpg 96 KB JPG >saved the whole mecha genre >the genre still died Why are mechaa so unpopular now?

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Anon hates Indian food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 19:29:51 No.2748093 ► >Go to India for 2 weeks >Order simple Indian curry every day >Wake up every day s------- myself >Decide to other 3 entire pizzas for a change >Feel fine as a fiddle There is no god here

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Anon is a rage baiter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon) 18:23:06 No.699368863 Notch.png 1.52 MB PNG >creates the most popular game of all time >sells the rights to microslop for $2.5 billion >watches them turn it into a bloated husk over the years due to sheer incompetence >announces he'll just make an objectively better sequel How is he so based?

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No rest for Anon Oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts
File: IMG_7336.jpg (171 KB, 1838x1144) Herr Oppenheimer Anonymous 05/30/23 >I'm putting together ein team > Nah doc, I've left that life behind me > It's the Nazis, they are back >Oppenheimer slowly turns around >when do I start? >first we have to get you back in shape >montage music starts

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Everything changed to change nothing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread
Anonymous (ID: 7D8vY29Q ) ! 408 KB PNG 01/06/25(Mon)20:18:23 No.493530835 >Trump wins >Anti-Trump rhetoric in the media basically dead >Elon and Trump already pushing for mass immigration >Biden pardoning everyone, no one gives a s--- >No serious attempts to contest the election results The sign tappers were right, weren't they? You'd think a second Trump victory would have stirred up way more s--- everyone is just getting comfortable and accepting it. View Thread

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4chan's on horror kino | /r/Greentext

File: 469900697 994709652694737(...).jpg (105 KB, 1170x1432) Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:20:47 No.207677500 >>207677795 >>207677835 >>207677942 >>207677944 >>207678042 >>207678702 >>207677601 >>207677756 What's your favorite zombie movie? Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:22:59 No.207677540 >>>207677601 >>>207678702 File: ariana.jpg (58 KB, 1200x800) Honestly? Return of the Living Dead for me. It's hilarious, frightening and amazing at the same time. It's got it all. Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:25:16 No.207677601 >>207677811 >>207677500 (OP) >>207677540 This and the ugly woman who plays the witch is exactly why I skipped on it.
File: 469900697 994709652694737(...).jpg (105 KB, 1170x1432) Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:20:47 No.207677500 >>207677795 >>207677835 >>207677942 >>207677944 >>207678042 >>207678702 >>207677601 >>207677756 What's your favorite zombie movie? Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:22:59 No.207677540 >>>207677601 >>>207678702 File: ariana.jpg (58 KB, 1200x800) Honestly? Return of the Living Dead for me. It's hilarious, frightening and amazing at the same time. It's got it all. Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)21:25:16 No.207677601 >>207677811 >>207677500 (OP) >>207677540 This and the ugly woman who plays the witch is exactly why I skipped on it.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OpaGdAVf) German Health Insurance gets y(...) Statutory health insurance ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/06/25(Mon)14:25:31 No.493509739 59 insurance companies increase their contributions from January 02.01.2025 日 12 284 1. Verordnung 2. Verordn Health insurance. How expensive the contribution of a cash register is depends on its individual additional contribution. The trend shows steep upwards, picture alliance / Zoonar 1.66 MB PNG At this point, the fees are increased every few months because of all the boomers retiring and getting hip replacements. Anonymous (ID: 6Kokk6w) 01/06/25(Mon)14:29:26 No.493510121 >>493509739 (OP) Welcome to hell
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OpaGdAVf) German Health Insurance gets y(...) Statutory health insurance ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/06/25(Mon)14:25:31 No.493509739 59 insurance companies increase their contributions from January 02.01.2025 日 12 284 1. Verordnung 2. Verordn Health insurance. How expensive the contribution of a cash register is depends on its individual additional contribution. The trend shows steep upwards, picture alliance / Zoonar 1.66 MB PNG At this point, the fees are increased every few months because of all the boomers retiring and getting hip replacements. Anonymous (ID: 6Kokk6w) 01/06/25(Mon)14:29:26 No.493510121 >>493509739 (OP) Welcome to hell

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Anonymous (ID: LRLDcacs >>493513212 (OP) 01/06/25(Mon)15:02:57 No.493513441 I got fat because I have lived with my mommy for the past three years and mommy keeps making me eat a lot of food and drink wine with her. Anonymous (ID: LKd8hEld) >>493513441 >makes me why dont you tell her "No" Anonymous (ID: TZvwn2y4) >>493513553 >telling mommy no are you insane 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:02 No.493513553 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:54 No.493513654
Anonymous (ID: LRLDcacs >>493513212 (OP) 01/06/25(Mon)15:02:57 No.493513441 I got fat because I have lived with my mommy for the past three years and mommy keeps making me eat a lot of food and drink wine with her. Anonymous (ID: LKd8hEld) >>493513441 >makes me why dont you tell her "No" Anonymous (ID: TZvwn2y4) >>493513553 >telling mommy no are you insane 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:02 No.493513553 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:54 No.493513654

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Anon plays Hell Let Loose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 0 KB none 1/6/2025, 2:39:06 PM > be me > miss ww2 cod era from the 2000s No.61569280 > see hell let loose has high ratings across platforms > decide to try it out > graphics and sound editing are pretty good > controller constantly vibrating. immersivde but kind of annoying > die instantly. 45 second "you were killed" screen > respawn. die again immediately > squad leader has a british accent > keep hearing people say something about blueberries > die again > respawn. artillery immediately kills me again > squad leaders british accent getting angrier over the artillery sounds cause im the wrong class or something > die again why is this game so acclaimed
Anonymous 0 KB none 1/6/2025, 2:39:06 PM > be me > miss ww2 cod era from the 2000s No.61569280 > see hell let loose has high ratings across platforms > decide to try it out > graphics and sound editing are pretty good > controller constantly vibrating. immersivde but kind of annoying > die instantly. 45 second "you were killed" screen > respawn. die again immediately > squad leader has a british accent > keep hearing people say something about blueberries > die again > respawn. artillery immediately kills me again > squad leaders british accent getting angrier over the artillery sounds cause im the wrong class or something > die again why is this game so acclaimed

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Should Have Just Got the Wings | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG >Be me 01/06/25(Mon)12:25:12 No.929649602 >In city centre for the day >Make plans to visit the Hooters there, hope to finally show off my sexual side >Waitresses happily greet me >I try to flirt with them regarding how big their behinds are, but I f--- my words up and I sound like Sheldon Cooper, almost like I'm criticising them >They're not laughing anymore >Ask me to leave >I apologise and do as they say without hesitation >That evening, I find their TikTok >I comment on one of their videos apologising for what I had done >The video is deleted by the next day Why the f--- am I so bad at this
Anonymous 16 KB JPG >Be me 01/06/25(Mon)12:25:12 No.929649602 >In city centre for the day >Make plans to visit the Hooters there, hope to finally show off my sexual side >Waitresses happily greet me >I try to flirt with them regarding how big their behinds are, but I f--- my words up and I sound like Sheldon Cooper, almost like I'm criticising them >They're not laughing anymore >Ask me to leave >I apologise and do as they say without hesitation >That evening, I find their TikTok >I comment on one of their videos apologising for what I had done >The video is deleted by the next day Why the f--- am I so bad at this

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A Messiah's struggle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:32:03 No.207548825 IMG_2545.jpg 18 KB JPG >tell people to be nice to each other >get brutally tortured and murdered for it Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:33:07 No.207548848 I think it was the part where he said he was the son of God that got people a bit riled up
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:32:03 No.207548825 IMG_2545.jpg 18 KB JPG >tell people to be nice to each other >get brutally tortured and murdered for it Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:33:07 No.207548848 I think it was the part where he said he was the son of God that got people a bit riled up

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Anon likes Keanu Reeves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)19:13:57 No.207671825 Does anyone hate this guy?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)19:13:57 No.207671825 Does anyone hate this guy?

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Did Raimi Go Too Far? | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2563.jpg (6 KB, 258x195) Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:42:37 No.207598797 >>207598849 >>207599753 >>207599920 >>207599939 >>207600102 >>207601110 >>207601632 >>207601695 >>207605293 Peter... Two planes... three buildings.... Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:52:22 No.207600071 ► >they weren't just dancing Peter, their moving company was a front for Israeli intelligence they had tickets out of the country for the next day booked in advance it's all in the police reports Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:56:18 No.207600140 ► >Peter, they were able to sneak box cutters on the plane, but i cant bring 3 oz of schnapps. Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:00:37 No.207600215 ►>>207601473 File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No Sp ROVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!" teed! Joe's Pepper >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" >> Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:32:52 No.207600745 ► >Peter... Iraq wasn't our enemy... it was someone else's...
File: IMG_2563.jpg (6 KB, 258x195) Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:42:37 No.207598797 >>207598849 >>207599753 >>207599920 >>207599939 >>207600102 >>207601110 >>207601632 >>207601695 >>207605293 Peter... Two planes... three buildings.... Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:52:22 No.207600071 ► >they weren't just dancing Peter, their moving company was a front for Israeli intelligence they had tickets out of the country for the next day booked in advance it's all in the police reports Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:56:18 No.207600140 ► >Peter, they were able to sneak box cutters on the plane, but i cant bring 3 oz of schnapps. Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:00:37 No.207600215 ►>>207601473 File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No Sp ROVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!" teed! Joe's Pepper >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" >> Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:32:52 No.207600745 ► >Peter... Iraq wasn't our enemy... it was someone else's...

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [U Auto] File: Screenshot_20250105_21340(...).jpg (829 KB, 1838x1440) Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:58:51 No.207659746 >>207659795 >>207659932 > Literally gets shot point-blank, on purpose, by one of his closest friends, purely out of spite > "AH! Dammit Peter, what the hell?!" >> Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:00:42 No.207659795 ► >>207659746 (OP) It's just a .22 man, its not a big deal. You some kinda p----? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:02:01 No.207659846 >>207659932 File: MV5BMmNkZWViMDYtZTEwYy00Y(...).jpg (215 KB, 1536x1152) > Gets mouth caved in by best friend over a literal toy > "Dammit Peter what were you thinking?" Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:05:01 No.207659932 >>207660005 >>207659746 (OP). >>207659846 Waiting on the 10-gorillion-part video essay on how Peter is secretly a psychopath narcissist
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [U Auto] File: Screenshot_20250105_21340(...).jpg (829 KB, 1838x1440) Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:58:51 No.207659746 >>207659795 >>207659932 > Literally gets shot point-blank, on purpose, by one of his closest friends, purely out of spite > "AH! Dammit Peter, what the hell?!" >> Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:00:42 No.207659795 ► >>207659746 (OP) It's just a .22 man, its not a big deal. You some kinda p----? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:02:01 No.207659846 >>207659932 File: MV5BMmNkZWViMDYtZTEwYy00Y(...).jpg (215 KB, 1536x1152) > Gets mouth caved in by best friend over a literal toy > "Dammit Peter what were you thinking?" Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:05:01 No.207659932 >>207660005 >>207659746 (OP). >>207659846 Waiting on the 10-gorillion-part video essay on how Peter is secretly a psychopath narcissist

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Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # 05/29/22(Sun)17:41:01 No.68827552 >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?
Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # 05/29/22(Sun)17:41:01 No.68827552 >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?

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Anon loves kebab | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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36 KB JPG >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?
36 KB JPG >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?

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