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Anonymous 200 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun) 08:47:11 No.195672045 >Mildly criticise the government >Your planet gets destroyed >You mildly criticise your higher ups as a military officer >Get choked to death >"Hey, emperor. Vader keeps killing my men. Can you tell him to stop? Morale is super low." >Get lightning'ed to death Can we all agree that Vader and the sith were complete idiots who had no idea how to run a government? There's a reason real world empires have more complex laws and international relations than "kill everyone who looks at you funny."
Anonymous 200 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun) 08:47:11 No.195672045 >Mildly criticise the government >Your planet gets destroyed >You mildly criticise your higher ups as a military officer >Get choked to death >"Hey, emperor. Vader keeps killing my men. Can you tell him to stop? Morale is super low." >Get lightning'ed to death Can we all agree that Vader and the sith were complete idiots who had no idea how to run a government? There's a reason real world empires have more complex laws and international relations than "kill everyone who looks at you funny."

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Anonymous G 542 KB PNG 13/12/2023,6:49:18 pm No.43404003 > high school student > crippling p--- addiction > as in go home goon for six hours then go to bed p--- addiction > somehow graduate 11th grade and decide to go to community college > get a i.t. job to pay for my brazzers subscription in the meantime > commute kills me, 2 hours no p---- > job and college keep me busy for the rest of the day > classes end and i go straight to work until 10 > once i get home im too tired and stressed to do anything but cram for exams and sleep > it's been about a year > wiped my pornhub acc last month college workload and a s----- i.t. job killed my p--- addiction more at eight
Anonymous G 542 KB PNG 13/12/2023,6:49:18 pm No.43404003 > high school student > crippling p--- addiction > as in go home goon for six hours then go to bed p--- addiction > somehow graduate 11th grade and decide to go to community college > get a i.t. job to pay for my brazzers subscription in the meantime > commute kills me, 2 hours no p---- > job and college keep me busy for the rest of the day > classes end and i go straight to work until 10 > once i get home im too tired and stressed to do anything but cram for exams and sleep > it's been about a year > wiped my pornhub acc last month college workload and a s----- i.t. job killed my p--- addiction more at eight

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Anon has OCD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)08:34:54 No.913045264 >found a knife in the spoon section of the drawer >day completely f------ ruined >>913045452 # View Thread 01/28/24(Sun) 08:37:40 No.913045388 >>913045264 (OP) # damn
: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)08:34:54 No.913045264 >found a knife in the spoon section of the drawer >day completely f------ ruined >>913045452 # View Thread 01/28/24(Sun) 08:37:40 No.913045388 >>913045264 (OP) # damn

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Anon gets volumizer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:28:38 No.262288296 File: (934 KB, 719x1047) >>262293453 >>262295969 >>262299175 >How I buy volumizer pills >Order random stuff from store, contact seller asking for pills >Use fake Amazon account, pay with gift cards from card exchange subreddit >Venmo strangers through gift exchange forums >Use a PO box or add 'Apt B' to shipping address >No personalized ads yet
Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:28:38 No.262288296 File: (934 KB, 719x1047) >>262293453 >>262295969 >>262299175 >How I buy volumizer pills >Order random stuff from store, contact seller asking for pills >Use fake Amazon account, pay with gift cards from card exchange subreddit >Venmo strangers through gift exchange forums >Use a PO box or add 'Apt B' to shipping address >No personalized ads yet

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False advertising | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: CVb5sjHH) BED FITA 1.16 MB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)14:57:10 No.19458462 >install Rimworld >gameplay isn't about rimming fat hairy men, but instead its some autistic basebuilding managing retard daycare s--- Ugh.
: Anonymous (ID: CVb5sjHH) BED FITA 1.16 MB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)14:57:10 No.19458462 >install Rimworld >gameplay isn't about rimming fat hairy men, but instead its some autistic basebuilding managing retard daycare s--- Ugh.

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Anon becomes self-aware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Every greentext 9 KB PNG little twink I am : Anonymous hOPefULLy rEDdiT dOesnT fiND tHiS, aMiRitE bRoS?!?!?!?! 46 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)20:03:02 No.913046508 on /b/ >be me, straight >blah blah blah I'm so depressed >blah blah blah blah I want to kill myself >blah blah black friend calls me over >blah blah blah >blah blah blah blah >he f---- me in the ass like the good >>913046691 # >>913046820 # 01/27/24(Sat)20:04:08 No.913046554 >>913046508 (OP) # >guys what's the best way to kill yourself? painless preferably no guns or knives
: Anonymous Every greentext 9 KB PNG little twink I am : Anonymous hOPefULLy rEDdiT dOesnT fiND tHiS, aMiRitE bRoS?!?!?!?! 46 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)20:03:02 No.913046508 on /b/ >be me, straight >blah blah blah I'm so depressed >blah blah blah blah I want to kill myself >blah blah black friend calls me over >blah blah blah >blah blah blah blah >he f---- me in the ass like the good >>913046691 # >>913046820 # 01/27/24(Sat)20:04:08 No.913046554 >>913046508 (OP) # >guys what's the best way to kill yourself? painless preferably no guns or knives

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Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext

Eponis Barbula Help with Paranormal Issue 01/27/24(Sat)12:22:06 No.37057396 I need help. I have found direct proof of aliens and I just don't know what to do about it. >Also, they've possessed me. I made a whole blog with mountains of evidence, but it still just doesn't make sense to me- What I'm supposed to do about this. 43 KB JPG I've sent my case to T.A.P.S, to several Paranormal groups + Ghost hunters, etc. I've @ed people on Twitter. I've met with two priests, and a nun. I can't do anything about it. Dad's suggestion is to book an appointment with a therapist and tell them I'm possessed. And my (romantic) partner keeps trying to convince me to kill myself. And we're in this weird relationship because he's like- the thing and I'm not. And I can't talk about it clearly because I'm possessed and they hate my romantic partner and they hate my friends and won't let me talk about it or think about it. And I'm unemployed and I can't tell you about that because they don't like me and won't let me communicate effectively. And I just don't know what to do anymore.
Eponis Barbula Help with Paranormal Issue 01/27/24(Sat)12:22:06 No.37057396 I need help. I have found direct proof of aliens and I just don't know what to do about it. >Also, they've possessed me. I made a whole blog with mountains of evidence, but it still just doesn't make sense to me- What I'm supposed to do about this. 43 KB JPG I've sent my case to T.A.P.S, to several Paranormal groups + Ghost hunters, etc. I've @ed people on Twitter. I've met with two priests, and a nun. I can't do anything about it. Dad's suggestion is to book an appointment with a therapist and tell them I'm possessed. And my (romantic) partner keeps trying to convince me to kill myself. And we're in this weird relationship because he's like- the thing and I'm not. And I can't talk about it clearly because I'm possessed and they hate my romantic partner and they hate my friends and won't let me talk about it or think about it. And I'm unemployed and I can't tell you about that because they don't like me and won't let me communicate effectively. And I just don't know what to do anymore.

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: Anonymous Straight p--- is gay 01/27/24(Sat)17:09:20 No.913038527 Just think about it... >introduction has guy (emphasis on guy) do something so that the girl wants to have his d--- (emphasis on d---) in her >guy puts d--- (emphasis on d---) in girl >girl likes d--- (emphasis on d---) in her >eventually guy (emphasis on guy) c--- out of d--- (emphasis on d---) 82 KB JPG What am I missing here? As a straight man, I find it super gay. Too much d---, in my opinion. Also, too much p---- (lesbian)
: Anonymous Straight p--- is gay 01/27/24(Sat)17:09:20 No.913038527 Just think about it... >introduction has guy (emphasis on guy) do something so that the girl wants to have his d--- (emphasis on d---) in her >guy puts d--- (emphasis on d---) in girl >girl likes d--- (emphasis on d---) in her >eventually guy (emphasis on guy) c--- out of d--- (emphasis on d---) 82 KB JPG What am I missing here? As a straight man, I find it super gay. Too much d---, in my opinion. Also, too much p---- (lesbian)

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Anon has a date over | /r/Greentext

File: F9F89F11-C3F7-4459-BEE9-D(...).jpg (167 KB, 750x961) /Pol 1/27/24 5₁ Anonymous (ID: vcKh/NIN) 01/27/24 (Sat)11:52:51 No.456676013 ► >>456676183 >>456676254 >>456676347 >>456676352 >>456676364 >>456676504 >>456676590 >>456676635 >>456676855 >>456676928 >>456676956 >>456677056 >>456677063 >>456677149 >>456677330 >>456677351 >>456677361 >>456677734 >>456677817 >>456677912 >>456678097 >>456678102 >>456678376 >>456678644 >>456679398 >>456679781 >>456679889 >>456679911 >>456680087 >>456680289 >>456680644 >>456680787 >>456680828 >>had a girl over last night >>it went well, got hot n heavy >>she got up to use the bathroom >>I hear the screech of the cabinet >>my nail clipping collection is there >>awkward pause, comes back out >>I pretend to not know what she saw >>says shes tired and has to leave >>haven't heard back How do I even recover? She probably took a pic and snap chatted it and told everyone about me now Anonymous (ID: e4wcmpfk) 01/27/24 (Sat)12:02:44 No.456676928 ► >>456676013 (OP) >she went OPs house to get nailed and got more than she bargained for
File: F9F89F11-C3F7-4459-BEE9-D(...).jpg (167 KB, 750x961) /Pol 1/27/24 5₁ Anonymous (ID: vcKh/NIN) 01/27/24 (Sat)11:52:51 No.456676013 ► >>456676183 >>456676254 >>456676347 >>456676352 >>456676364 >>456676504 >>456676590 >>456676635 >>456676855 >>456676928 >>456676956 >>456677056 >>456677063 >>456677149 >>456677330 >>456677351 >>456677361 >>456677734 >>456677817 >>456677912 >>456678097 >>456678102 >>456678376 >>456678644 >>456679398 >>456679781 >>456679889 >>456679911 >>456680087 >>456680289 >>456680644 >>456680787 >>456680828 >>had a girl over last night >>it went well, got hot n heavy >>she got up to use the bathroom >>I hear the screech of the cabinet >>my nail clipping collection is there >>awkward pause, comes back out >>I pretend to not know what she saw >>says shes tired and has to leave >>haven't heard back How do I even recover? She probably took a pic and snap chatted it and told everyone about me now Anonymous (ID: e4wcmpfk) 01/27/24 (Sat)12:02:44 No.456676928 ► >>456676013 (OP) >she went OPs house to get nailed and got more than she bargained for

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anon just learned curse words | /r/Greentext

■ Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)12:28:50 No.913027239 [Reply]► >>913030136 >be me >be k--- >for some gay reason I believe I am the son of yahweh himself >live in roman empire >the goyim in the roman government hates me for some retarded reason even tho I literally do nothing but charity work and spew hippie b------- >my f----- of a "friend" betrays me and gets me arrested for a sack of nickles (granted hes a k--- too so it makes sense I guess but still) >gets whipped like a n----- in 1880's missisippi >have to carry a giant "T" shaped piece of wood to the top of a hill >gets nailed to the giant piece of wood (I mean LITERALLY nailed, like a picture. get your mind out of the gutter f---) >die Imao >my followers (who are 99% k---- at this time btw) f------ hate rome because of what they did to me >rome in return decides to treat my n----- like s--- for hundreds of years fast forward >the goyim in italy (you know, the d---- that nailed me to a peice of wood) despite f------ killing me and my followers for hundreds of years decide "you know what? lets convert to this hippie k---'s religion" as if what they did magically didnt happen fast forward even FURTHER into the future >my NEW followers love rome now >so much so that it becomes a stereotype that the LARPers are also massive romaboos >the modern city of rome is now known for holding MY F------ REPRESENTATIVE ON EARTH n---- w-- happened? how do you go from hating my guts, to loving me AND the n----- that slaughtered my people? thats f------ retarded
■ Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)12:28:50 No.913027239 [Reply]► >>913030136 >be me >be k--- >for some gay reason I believe I am the son of yahweh himself >live in roman empire >the goyim in the roman government hates me for some retarded reason even tho I literally do nothing but charity work and spew hippie b------- >my f----- of a "friend" betrays me and gets me arrested for a sack of nickles (granted hes a k--- too so it makes sense I guess but still) >gets whipped like a n----- in 1880's missisippi >have to carry a giant "T" shaped piece of wood to the top of a hill >gets nailed to the giant piece of wood (I mean LITERALLY nailed, like a picture. get your mind out of the gutter f---) >die Imao >my followers (who are 99% k---- at this time btw) f------ hate rome because of what they did to me >rome in return decides to treat my n----- like s--- for hundreds of years fast forward >the goyim in italy (you know, the d---- that nailed me to a peice of wood) despite f------ killing me and my followers for hundreds of years decide "you know what? lets convert to this hippie k---'s religion" as if what they did magically didnt happen fast forward even FURTHER into the future >my NEW followers love rome now >so much so that it becomes a stereotype that the LARPers are also massive romaboos >the modern city of rome is now known for holding MY F------ REPRESENTATIVE ON EARTH n---- w-- happened? how do you go from hating my guts, to loving me AND the n----- that slaughtered my people? thats f------ retarded

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Anon passes his exams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)18:13:11 No.913029185 [1] [F Anons... am I a w----? >Be Goth Metalhead who wears eyeliner and had painted nails >Twink >Gay >In uni >Need to pass exam, not sure if I will >Teacher strikes convo after it's over >We go outside to smoke >He talks endlessly about his views and politics >Eventually he goes into some more NSFW topics >Talking to me as if I were a long time friend >Odd but ok >He invites me over to his house for drinks and food >Broke af and love booze so ofc I go BURZUM >He gets even more dirty, at some point he asks if I'm gay, I say yes >Get's touchy >Let him >Was shaved, smooth as a peach but told his I hadn't douched >He doesn't care and starts moving my legs around >Next thing I know he has me bent over on the floor against a couch while he licks my feet >I'm drunk but not too drunk so I just let him >Afterwards he cleans me with a paper towel and we say goodbye >Tells me casually that I passed the exam
Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)18:13:11 No.913029185 [1] [F Anons... am I a w----? >Be Goth Metalhead who wears eyeliner and had painted nails >Twink >Gay >In uni >Need to pass exam, not sure if I will >Teacher strikes convo after it's over >We go outside to smoke >He talks endlessly about his views and politics >Eventually he goes into some more NSFW topics >Talking to me as if I were a long time friend >Odd but ok >He invites me over to his house for drinks and food >Broke af and love booze so ofc I go BURZUM >He gets even more dirty, at some point he asks if I'm gay, I say yes >Get's touchy >Let him >Was shaved, smooth as a peach but told his I hadn't douched >He doesn't care and starts moving my legs around >Next thing I know he has me bent over on the floor against a couch while he licks my feet >I'm drunk but not too drunk so I just let him >Afterwards he cleans me with a paper towel and we say goodbye >Tells me casually that I passed the exam

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Anon “visits” Australia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)13:59:57 No.76254324 143 KB JPG >be me, your average anon >living in my mundane existence, same old routine every day >one night, have a dream that I'm living in australia >its literally just a tiny island in asia full of white people and we have no clue how they got there >wake up and I don't feel like this is the same universe >everything is sunnier, happier, and just overall better >mfw I question if I've died and this is some kind of heaven australia took me to anons, is it possible that australia is a divine force, offering a glimpse into a happier reality beyond our mortal understanding?
Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)13:59:57 No.76254324 143 KB JPG >be me, your average anon >living in my mundane existence, same old routine every day >one night, have a dream that I'm living in australia >its literally just a tiny island in asia full of white people and we have no clue how they got there >wake up and I don't feel like this is the same universe >everything is sunnier, happier, and just overall better >mfw I question if I've died and this is some kind of heaven australia took me to anons, is it possible that australia is a divine force, offering a glimpse into a happier reality beyond our mortal understanding?

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Anon gives sound advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous H-game thread 01/27/24(Sat)17:45:04 No.665138374 Degrees of Lewdity.png 3 KB PNG >Takes one step off the bus >Immediately chased and r---- How do i avoid? 01/27/24(Sat)17:47:13 No.665138501 : Anonymous Have you tried not looking like a slut
: Anonymous H-game thread 01/27/24(Sat)17:45:04 No.665138374 Degrees of Lewdity.png 3 KB PNG >Takes one step off the bus >Immediately chased and r---- How do i avoid? 01/27/24(Sat)17:47:13 No.665138501 : Anonymous Have you tried not looking like a slut

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Anon wonders why the left hates HH | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HAZBIN HOTEL prime ... JANUARY 19 New Senes 195 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)03:38:32 No.141920011 >show is about gay people >mocks religion (specifically christianity >makes lucifer a good guy >yet woke people hate it huh? Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # >hell is full of gay people >has a few banger songs >lots of cute girls >Adam is a chud like me Seems based to me 01/27/24(Sat)03:43:08 No.141920035 >>141920042 # >>141920525 # Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # Woke people hate everything not centered around themselves 01/27/24(Sat)03:44:25 No. 141920042
: Anonymous HAZBIN HOTEL prime ... JANUARY 19 New Senes 195 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)03:38:32 No.141920011 >show is about gay people >mocks religion (specifically christianity >makes lucifer a good guy >yet woke people hate it huh? Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # >hell is full of gay people >has a few banger songs >lots of cute girls >Adam is a chud like me Seems based to me 01/27/24(Sat)03:43:08 No.141920035 >>141920042 # >>141920525 # Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # Woke people hate everything not centered around themselves 01/27/24(Sat)03:44:25 No. 141920042

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Anon makes yuri fanfic off of vivziepops show | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)12:57:12 No.141906543 If Emily were in the Heaven embassy instead in episode 1 >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok >Well actually I have hote 248 KB JPG >Nonsense, lets go already >Um whats that? >*locks collar on her* >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun! >No wait please I hav- >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha >No someone help me please! >Time for some divine punishment >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)12:57:12 No.141906543 If Emily were in the Heaven embassy instead in episode 1 >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok >Well actually I have hote 248 KB JPG >Nonsense, lets go already >Um whats that? >*locks collar on her* >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun! >No wait please I hav- >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha >No someone help me please! >Time for some divine punishment >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Anon had a plan | /r/Greentext

File: ZT3uOsK.jpg (42 KB, 584x542) WE ALL HAVE SECRETS Secrets thread Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:23:44 No.913011415 >>913011879 >>913014799 >>913014819 >>913016325 >>913017115 >>913019141 >>913019199>>913019204 >>913019662 >>913020473 >>913020568 >>913022432 >>913022707 >>913024720 >>913025552 any secrets/confessions you wanna get out of your heart, /b/? >> Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:36:16 No.913011730 ► >>913013265 I once used /b/ as my personal army without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details (he claimed them as work related expenses) > boss becomes a bit of a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment on a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything
File: ZT3uOsK.jpg (42 KB, 584x542) WE ALL HAVE SECRETS Secrets thread Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:23:44 No.913011415 >>913011879 >>913014799 >>913014819 >>913016325 >>913017115 >>913019141 >>913019199>>913019204 >>913019662 >>913020473 >>913020568 >>913022432 >>913022707 >>913024720 >>913025552 any secrets/confessions you wanna get out of your heart, /b/? >> Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:36:16 No.913011730 ► >>913013265 I once used /b/ as my personal army without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details (he claimed them as work related expenses) > boss becomes a bit of a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment on a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything

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Anon doesn’t like Disney channel shows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 198 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)08:27:28 No.141921956 >>141919499 # >character who spends the entire show s------- on one of the mains, and does the bare minimum to atone for it, is better off and even somewhat rewarded >mean girl character who goes above and beyond to redeem their previously spoiled behavior is punished severely and stripped of their wealth weird that both Manlet Falls and TGAMM did this
: Anonymous 198 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)08:27:28 No.141921956 >>141919499 # >character who spends the entire show s------- on one of the mains, and does the bare minimum to atone for it, is better off and even somewhat rewarded >mean girl character who goes above and beyond to redeem their previously spoiled behavior is punished severely and stripped of their wealth weird that both Manlet Falls and TGAMM did this

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Anon wants to normiemax | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:11 No.30631073 Why being a "Normie" is considered a bad thing? Like, the Normie life is the perfect life >Normal group of friends >Doesn't care about "reading books" or "good music", just listen to popular music and hang out with the popular guys >No mental problems >Doesn't care about having an "alternative" clothing style, he just dresses with normal clothes >No hobbies to distract you 17 KB PNG >No political opinions >Has a normal job >Doesn't even know what overthinking and philosophy is I mean, wish to have a life like this guy, time to normiemaxxing : Anonymous >>30631073 (OP) # >time to normiemaxxing How? 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:53 No.30631074
Anonymous 11 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:11 No.30631073 Why being a "Normie" is considered a bad thing? Like, the Normie life is the perfect life >Normal group of friends >Doesn't care about "reading books" or "good music", just listen to popular music and hang out with the popular guys >No mental problems >Doesn't care about having an "alternative" clothing style, he just dresses with normal clothes >No hobbies to distract you 17 KB PNG >No political opinions >Has a normal job >Doesn't even know what overthinking and philosophy is I mean, wish to have a life like this guy, time to normiemaxxing : Anonymous >>30631073 (OP) # >time to normiemaxxing How? 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:53 No.30631074

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Another salty hasbin greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What's stopping some russian o(...) HAZBIN HOTEL prime JANUARY 1.02 MB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)09:07:46 No.141922319 >make a ripoff version >actually follow the premise >teachers sinners of hell to not be gay, trannies, butterfly kissers or pederasts, rapists, killers, greeters
Anonymous What's stopping some russian o(...) HAZBIN HOTEL prime JANUARY 1.02 MB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)09:07:46 No.141922319 >make a ripoff version >actually follow the premise >teachers sinners of hell to not be gay, trannies, butterfly kissers or pederasts, rapists, killers, greeters

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: Anonymous 167 KB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)06:20:01 No.913018751 >be me at 18, Christmas time >Extended family is staying over and I'm sleeping in my parents bed since my mom is out of town >Mom won't be back till 5-6am since she's picking up my aunt from the airport >Dad gets home from the bar at 3am >Lights are all off, my dad is extremely drunk >I've got a blanket over me laying in his bed, half asleep >Dad mumbles about his night and lays next to me >He puts his arm over me thinking I'm mom >For some reason I don't say anything >He reaches under the blanket and up my shirt and grabs my man t---, I'm chunky and they must be similar to moms since he didn't notice at first >I realized how f----- this is but am still too scared to say anything >Dad has arms around my waist and scoots into me, I can feel his erection >He starts snoring and is completely out, I sneak out of his arms and downstairs >Decide to go to sleep on the old rocking chair This was never spoken of again
: Anonymous 167 KB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)06:20:01 No.913018751 >be me at 18, Christmas time >Extended family is staying over and I'm sleeping in my parents bed since my mom is out of town >Mom won't be back till 5-6am since she's picking up my aunt from the airport >Dad gets home from the bar at 3am >Lights are all off, my dad is extremely drunk >I've got a blanket over me laying in his bed, half asleep >Dad mumbles about his night and lays next to me >He puts his arm over me thinking I'm mom >For some reason I don't say anything >He reaches under the blanket and up my shirt and grabs my man t---, I'm chunky and they must be similar to moms since he didn't notice at first >I realized how f----- this is but am still too scared to say anything >Dad has arms around my waist and scoots into me, I can feel his erection >He starts snoring and is completely out, I sneak out of his arms and downstairs >Decide to go to sleep on the old rocking chair This was never spoken of again

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