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: Anonymous (ID: XYCEVX21) 09/21/19(Sat)17:27:35 No.227259124 Couple with identity disorders who have over 400 personalities between them reveal they sometimes go a day without eating - because their child 'alter-egos' don't know how to COOK 1530080215421.png 550 KB PNG >>227259177 # >>227259884 # >>227263545 # >>227263762 # >>227264453 Anonymous (ID: EdBV+uQ3 09/21/19(Sat)17:28:27 No.227259177 >>227259124 # >sometimes go a day without eating doubt.jpg
: Anonymous (ID: XYCEVX21) 09/21/19(Sat)17:27:35 No.227259124 Couple with identity disorders who have over 400 personalities between them reveal they sometimes go a day without eating - because their child 'alter-egos' don't know how to COOK 1530080215421.png 550 KB PNG >>227259177 # >>227259884 # >>227263545 # >>227263762 # >>227264453 Anonymous (ID: EdBV+uQ3 09/21/19(Sat)17:28:27 No.227259177 >>227259124 # >sometimes go a day without eating doubt.jpg

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Anon Has Family Over | /r/Greentext

35m (9/22 15:24) 70310975 3 Re 2 Img JPG 99KB (900 × 659) 2 Replies Translated by MEMRITV 09:48 AM In defiance of Allah, the man turned himself into a pickle! This is not funny, it is paganism. made with mematic i hate normalfags >4 aunts moved into my family's house >they start gossiping how I never go and hang out with their kids >despite the fact I have never seen them in my life (once or twice at most) >I'm a f------ adult with a job and college and am viewed like a delinquent child
35m (9/22 15:24) 70310975 3 Re 2 Img JPG 99KB (900 × 659) 2 Replies Translated by MEMRITV 09:48 AM In defiance of Allah, the man turned himself into a pickle! This is not funny, it is paganism. made with mematic i hate normalfags >4 aunts moved into my family's house >they start gossiping how I never go and hang out with their kids >despite the fact I have never seen them in my life (once or twice at most) >I'm a f------ adult with a job and college and am viewed like a delinquent child

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Anon meets someone new | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 219 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)00:30:09 No.886145310 >be 14, live in apartment complex >family moves in next door during the summer and they have a son my age >mom's introduce us, he's deaf >I don't know sign language so we don't hang out again
: Anonymous 219 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)00:30:09 No.886145310 >be 14, live in apartment complex >family moves in next door during the summer and they have a son my age >mom's introduce us, he's deaf >I don't know sign language so we don't hang out again

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mmm yes , very wise | /r/Greentext

30 KB JPG Anonymous >>64657432 # >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort >>64657345 # how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. 07/21/21(Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth
30 KB JPG Anonymous >>64657432 # >big poop comes out easily >small poop takes more time and effort >>64657345 # how????? do people really believe this is normal??? it makes no sense Anonymous 07/21/21 (Wed)09:44:16 No.64657251 : Anonymous >>64657082 (OP) # Of course. 07/21/21 (Wed)09:49:34 No.64657311 If you drop a pebble onto jello it sits on top. If you drop a brick it falls right through. 07/21/21(Wed)09:51:47 No.64657345 >>64657311 # the wise man has spoken the truth

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Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG >HAAAAAAA 09/22/22(Thu)03:24:16 No.612888893 AAAAAAARRRYYYYYY POOOOOOOTTERRRRR >HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING AROUND THAT GRANGER HARLOT??! >WHAT'S WRONG?! DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THAT W---- HAS GOBLIN BLOOD IN HER. I CAN SEE IT IN HER ANGULAR, RAT- LIKE FEATURES. TRUST ME, HARRY, I HAVE A KEEN SENSE FOR THESE THINGS. >DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LITTLE "NAME GAME" THESE VERMIN PLAY. HOW FAR BACK IN HER FAMILY TREE DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE YOU FIND A "GRANGESTEIN" OR A "GRANGEBERG"? >I AM LIVID, HARRY. LIVID WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE PUREBLOODS KILLED IN THE WARS HER PEOPLE HAVE BANKROLLED. >DON'T BE FOOLED BY HER CHARMS, THIS GOBLIN SNAKE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PEOPLE. >THE GOBLIN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED. BUT BY GODRIC, IT DAMN WELL SHOULD HAVE.
Anonymous 35 KB JPG >HAAAAAAA 09/22/22(Thu)03:24:16 No.612888893 AAAAAAARRRYYYYYY POOOOOOOTTERRRRR >HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING AROUND THAT GRANGER HARLOT??! >WHAT'S WRONG?! DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THAT W---- HAS GOBLIN BLOOD IN HER. I CAN SEE IT IN HER ANGULAR, RAT- LIKE FEATURES. TRUST ME, HARRY, I HAVE A KEEN SENSE FOR THESE THINGS. >DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LITTLE "NAME GAME" THESE VERMIN PLAY. HOW FAR BACK IN HER FAMILY TREE DO YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE YOU FIND A "GRANGESTEIN" OR A "GRANGEBERG"? >I AM LIVID, HARRY. LIVID WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE PUREBLOODS KILLED IN THE WARS HER PEOPLE HAVE BANKROLLED. >DON'T BE FOOLED BY HER CHARMS, THIS GOBLIN SNAKE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PEOPLE. >THE GOBLIN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED. BUT BY GODRIC, IT DAMN WELL SHOULD HAVE.

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Anon on Bald and Bankrupt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No more Soviet 39 KB JPG adventuring >Banned from Belarus for endorsing anti-government protests >Banned from Russia for insulting Putin and criticizing the invasion of Ukraine >Denied entry to Ukraine for having a Russian visa, ostensibly banned for promoting Russian propaganda in his last appearance >Banned from Azerbaijan for attempting to visit area occupied by Armenia >Denied entry to Tajikistan for visiting Kyrgyzstan >Uzbekistan ministry of tourism called him a r----- on Twitter (even though the r--- accusations against him were proven fabricated and he was never charged) >Kicked out of Kazakhstan after getting caught in the Russian-leased cosmodrome area 09/24/22(Sat)10:10:05 No.70329344 >Baltics are fully de-Sovietized >Turkmenistan closed to tourists What will he do next? 29 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous No more Soviet 39 KB JPG adventuring >Banned from Belarus for endorsing anti-government protests >Banned from Russia for insulting Putin and criticizing the invasion of Ukraine >Denied entry to Ukraine for having a Russian visa, ostensibly banned for promoting Russian propaganda in his last appearance >Banned from Azerbaijan for attempting to visit area occupied by Armenia >Denied entry to Tajikistan for visiting Kyrgyzstan >Uzbekistan ministry of tourism called him a r----- on Twitter (even though the r--- accusations against him were proven fabricated and he was never charged) >Kicked out of Kazakhstan after getting caught in the Russian-leased cosmodrome area 09/24/22(Sat)10:10:05 No.70329344 >Baltics are fully de-Sovietized >Turkmenistan closed to tourists What will he do next? 29 Replies View Thread

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Anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB PNG 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards
: Anonymous 22 KB PNG 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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anon goes into the woods | /r/Greentext

117 KB PNG >be me at 21 >P--- addict who's personality is weed (cue the buzz Lightyear at al's toybarn gif) >Coming home from work in my 1999 Toyota, can't remember the name of the car specifically >It's about a 30 min drive home through some woods >Hit a huge f------ rock while in the middle of the woods, it kills my tire >I get out and attempt to replace it but I forget that my dad took my spare >Stuck walking towards the Chevron that's almost a mile away >The way back is really f------ dark and obviously no one wants to pick me up >After almost s------- myself because of fear I arrive at Chevron >One of my high school friends is there, I ask him for help >This nice bastard drives me all the way back and helps with the tire >I get back to my apartment and immediately fall asleep >I dream that I'm back in the woods >A giant penis monster comes up to me, touches my forehead and says "you will not self pleasure or view p---------- again" >I wake up in a cold sweat >For some reason I never have the urge to masturbate again Everything happens for a reason.
117 KB PNG >be me at 21 >P--- addict who's personality is weed (cue the buzz Lightyear at al's toybarn gif) >Coming home from work in my 1999 Toyota, can't remember the name of the car specifically >It's about a 30 min drive home through some woods >Hit a huge f------ rock while in the middle of the woods, it kills my tire >I get out and attempt to replace it but I forget that my dad took my spare >Stuck walking towards the Chevron that's almost a mile away >The way back is really f------ dark and obviously no one wants to pick me up >After almost s------- myself because of fear I arrive at Chevron >One of my high school friends is there, I ask him for help >This nice bastard drives me all the way back and helps with the tire >I get back to my apartment and immediately fall asleep >I dream that I'm back in the woods >A giant penis monster comes up to me, touches my forehead and says "you will not self pleasure or view p---------- again" >I wake up in a cold sweat >For some reason I never have the urge to masturbate again Everything happens for a reason.

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anon needs a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How do I get a girlfriend Kis 56 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat) 09:14:56 No.27368415 Who fulfils these > 10/10 > Big boobs and ass > Loves sex >>27368434 # > Cooks for me > Wants to raise our family > Is loyal > Is the breadwinner and makes 6 figures minimum > Loves anime/manga > We enjoy talking with each other > We enjoy doing nothing with each other > Is more social than me and introduces me to events and people > Is really popular with everyone > But loves me most If she doesn't have all of those I don't think it's worth it to ever look for a girl : Anonymous : Anonymous >>27368415 (OP) # try killing yourself you t----- anime f--- 09/24/22(Sat)09:15:58 No.27368420 09/24/22(Sat)09:17:41 No.27368425 : A girl that will break the rul(...) !!9Sfsjv2A1jv >>27368437 # >>27368459 # 09/24/22(Sat)09:19:19 No.27368430 >femdom but wants to raise you too You might as well become a giggalo to millenial women. No man is special enough to deserve the pampering a woman desires for herself.
: Anonymous How do I get a girlfriend Kis 56 KB JPG 09/24/22(Sat) 09:14:56 No.27368415 Who fulfils these > 10/10 > Big boobs and ass > Loves sex >>27368434 # > Cooks for me > Wants to raise our family > Is loyal > Is the breadwinner and makes 6 figures minimum > Loves anime/manga > We enjoy talking with each other > We enjoy doing nothing with each other > Is more social than me and introduces me to events and people > Is really popular with everyone > But loves me most If she doesn't have all of those I don't think it's worth it to ever look for a girl : Anonymous : Anonymous >>27368415 (OP) # try killing yourself you t----- anime f--- 09/24/22(Sat)09:15:58 No.27368420 09/24/22(Sat)09:17:41 No.27368425 : A girl that will break the rul(...) !!9Sfsjv2A1jv >>27368437 # >>27368459 # 09/24/22(Sat)09:19:19 No.27368430 >femdom but wants to raise you too You might as well become a giggalo to millenial women. No man is special enough to deserve the pampering a woman desires for herself.

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anon plays gta | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.56 MB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)02:55:07 No.886156369 >be me >be right now >playing gta online >i'm a guy but choose girl model cause why not >finish heist setup with friends >they head off for the night >stay on >random high level dude in passive mode drives by me >picks me up and drives me around town >takes me to his yacht and flexes all his dumbass cars n s--- >mods a few and tries to them to me >pic related should i keep his dream going or should i break the news to him rn i'm starting to feel sad for him
Anonymous 1.56 MB JPG 09/24/22(Sat)02:55:07 No.886156369 >be me >be right now >playing gta online >i'm a guy but choose girl model cause why not >finish heist setup with friends >they head off for the night >stay on >random high level dude in passive mode drives by me >picks me up and drives me around town >takes me to his yacht and flexes all his dumbass cars n s--- >mods a few and tries to them to me >pic related should i keep his dream going or should i break the news to him rn i'm starting to feel sad for him

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: Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)03:48:12 No.70326585 >be me back in sophomore year of hs >my best friend tells me he's suicidal >we met in middle school and bonded over our s----- lives- abuse, poverty, s--- families, bullying, the works >i already wanted to kill myself just the same, but tried to convince him not to the best I could because I didn't want to be alone 170 KB JPG >for weeks, any time we hung out, it would devolve into this every time >i went through every platitude i could imagine to try to change his mind >at last, I ran out of options. I wasn't really religious, but the only other thing I could think of was God >tell him that this life is s---, but in thr hereafter we'll be all okay in heaven and that God wants him to live until then so just hold on >he gets this look in his eyes >is silent for a minute, but says "huh...thanks, anon. I didn't think of it that way." >think I finally got to him >next day at school, in homeroom >i walk in as he's sitting in the back, holding his back pack and ignoring people talking s--- about him >the second he sees me, he runs up to me and says "anon. You were right. I hope I see you heaven. Im sorry." And pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head >chaos ensues. Everyone's screaming as I stand there in shock with blood splattered all over my face, while he lays dead on the floor. >someone f------ tackles me because they think im in on it and gonna shoot someone or something >eventually, I end up being interrogated by police and school officials >try telling them that I had no idea he was gonna do that and part of the reason he probably did it was all the bullying they completely ignored, but no one listened >end up getting suspended >his mom, despite being an abusive alcoholic c--- who let multiple boyfriends r--- him as a child, wailed about the 'negative influence' i had over him >before my suspension was even over, I was threatened with expulsion, until the police concluded I was innocent >went back to school and got called murderer on a daily basis
: Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)03:48:12 No.70326585 >be me back in sophomore year of hs >my best friend tells me he's suicidal >we met in middle school and bonded over our s----- lives- abuse, poverty, s--- families, bullying, the works >i already wanted to kill myself just the same, but tried to convince him not to the best I could because I didn't want to be alone 170 KB JPG >for weeks, any time we hung out, it would devolve into this every time >i went through every platitude i could imagine to try to change his mind >at last, I ran out of options. I wasn't really religious, but the only other thing I could think of was God >tell him that this life is s---, but in thr hereafter we'll be all okay in heaven and that God wants him to live until then so just hold on >he gets this look in his eyes >is silent for a minute, but says "huh...thanks, anon. I didn't think of it that way." >think I finally got to him >next day at school, in homeroom >i walk in as he's sitting in the back, holding his back pack and ignoring people talking s--- about him >the second he sees me, he runs up to me and says "anon. You were right. I hope I see you heaven. Im sorry." And pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head >chaos ensues. Everyone's screaming as I stand there in shock with blood splattered all over my face, while he lays dead on the floor. >someone f------ tackles me because they think im in on it and gonna shoot someone or something >eventually, I end up being interrogated by police and school officials >try telling them that I had no idea he was gonna do that and part of the reason he probably did it was all the bullying they completely ignored, but no one listened >end up getting suspended >his mom, despite being an abusive alcoholic c--- who let multiple boyfriends r--- him as a child, wailed about the 'negative influence' i had over him >before my suspension was even over, I was threatened with expulsion, until the police concluded I was innocent >went back to school and got called murderer on a daily basis

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Anon is uhhhh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/20(Thu)18:16:08 No.840985194 r/transpositive Posted by ukayaan Shnikel 3 days ago 790 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hilde Report Untitled.png 388 KB PNG 99% upvoted I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves
: Anonymous 11/26/20(Thu)18:16:08 No.840985194 r/transpositive Posted by ukayaan Shnikel 3 days ago 790 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hilde Report Untitled.png 388 KB PNG 99% upvoted I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves

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Anon Anxiety squared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 03/29/19(Fri)16:45:16 No.796199748 >have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 03/29/19(Fri)16:45:16 No.796199748 >have severe anxiety >sick of it >try cutting out caffeine for a week >anxiety worse >look up caffeine withdrawal symptoms >mfw its anxiety 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon visited hell | /r/Greentext

pbyxjOsh.jpg (101 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)06:37:08 No.886158968 >be me, armed security >on assignment, African s------- >accompany VIP: constant begging, kids/teens/women offering their body >families attempting w---- their daughters out >throw them chocolate & some cash >act like won lottery >have downtime: decide explore >barely legal & late teens offering their bodies >men inviting me for tea and to meet their daughters >venture into shadier part of town >women basically molested every time they pass by someone >kids sitting on adults laps (not their father) >see dead body >kids running over squeezing t--- and dry humping the corpse >old grandmas laugh and throw small rocks at them >kids get final t-- squeeze and kiss before running away >everyone just walks by the body like it's an old newspaper >can't tell if was r--- or if the kids ripped the clothes and panties off >wholesome approach me >can basically sense the aids dripping from them >see man about to force w---- to suck his d--- in alleyway >grabbing her by throat making her wait until does a piss before the sexual assault >people see it but just laugh and ignore >preteen comes over >offers me "anything, I do anything you wish" and points to my d--- >more see me, 3 more preteens come over >all talking over each other >holding their hand to their mouth simulating a b------ "money money I suck it best" >evac myself back to hotel >have stiff drink and long shower >feel like i visited hell But if we call these countries shitholes, we're the bad ones??? What the hell has the billions in aid cash brought them??
pbyxjOsh.jpg (101 KB, 600x600) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)06:37:08 No.886158968 >be me, armed security >on assignment, African s------- >accompany VIP: constant begging, kids/teens/women offering their body >families attempting w---- their daughters out >throw them chocolate & some cash >act like won lottery >have downtime: decide explore >barely legal & late teens offering their bodies >men inviting me for tea and to meet their daughters >venture into shadier part of town >women basically molested every time they pass by someone >kids sitting on adults laps (not their father) >see dead body >kids running over squeezing t--- and dry humping the corpse >old grandmas laugh and throw small rocks at them >kids get final t-- squeeze and kiss before running away >everyone just walks by the body like it's an old newspaper >can't tell if was r--- or if the kids ripped the clothes and panties off >wholesome approach me >can basically sense the aids dripping from them >see man about to force w---- to suck his d--- in alleyway >grabbing her by throat making her wait until does a piss before the sexual assault >people see it but just laugh and ignore >preteen comes over >offers me "anything, I do anything you wish" and points to my d--- >more see me, 3 more preteens come over >all talking over each other >holding their hand to their mouth simulating a b------ "money money I suck it best" >evac myself back to hotel >have stiff drink and long shower >feel like i visited hell But if we call these countries shitholes, we're the bad ones??? What the hell has the billions in aid cash brought them??

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a decent human..... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener 40 KB JPG 06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251744 # >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----.
: Anonymous WOOSH YOU HAVE Smol pener 40 KB JPG 06/22/18(Fri)07:00:15 No.772251560 >>772251744 # >>772251055 (OP) # >be 15 >sister 17 >walks out of bathroom after shower >towel hanging very loose around her body. >tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off >she nods and fastens it before walking away >i go shower and forget about it >because im not some sick degenerate like you f----.

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Rivers on 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: 6AE9DE7C-3EA1-43F4-9EBE-E(...).jpg (6 KB, 156x158) Anonymous 07/22/19 (Mon)23:20:27 No.805294460 >I'm me >Me be >Pic related
File: 6AE9DE7C-3EA1-43F4-9EBE-E(...).jpg (6 KB, 156x158) Anonymous 07/22/19 (Mon)23:20:27 No.805294460 >I'm me >Me be >Pic related

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anon is a war profiteer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)00:41:29 No.55298358 ► >>55298379 >>55298402 >>55298429 >>55298464 >>55298517 >>55303180 File: Here we go.jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >Russians love buying rare CS:GO skins as a hedge against inflation >Russians in the demographic to do this are now being conscripted en masse. >They will likely be killed in the Great Ook. >Their accounts will never be recovered. >Their skins are now permanently removed as a result. >This drives up the price of skins as the supply decreases due to the death of so many vatnik CS:GO players >MFW someone can inadvertently become an actual war profiteer thanks to a videogame.
Anonymous 09/24/22(Sat)00:41:29 No.55298358 ► >>55298379 >>55298402 >>55298429 >>55298464 >>55298517 >>55303180 File: Here we go.jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >Russians love buying rare CS:GO skins as a hedge against inflation >Russians in the demographic to do this are now being conscripted en masse. >They will likely be killed in the Great Ook. >Their accounts will never be recovered. >Their skins are now permanently removed as a result. >This drives up the price of skins as the supply decreases due to the death of so many vatnik CS:GO players >MFW someone can inadvertently become an actual war profiteer thanks to a videogame.

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Anon doesn't believe in dentist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat) 19:29:34 No.856693926 >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH TWICE A DAY? >YOU WILL BUY THE BRUSH >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR SAUCE >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR DRINK >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR STRING >YOU WILL RUB ALL THIS SUGAR ON YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY >THEN ONCE A YEAR YOU WILL GO TO THE DENTIST WHO SAYS YOUR TEETH NEED TO BE REMOVED (YOU PAY) BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SUGAR >WHY? SCIENCE SAYS INVISIBLE BUGS WILL EAT YOUR TEETH AWAY IF YOU DON'T I SCIENCE 249 KB PNG 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread
Anonymous 06/12/21(Sat) 19:29:34 No.856693926 >WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BRUSH TWICE A DAY? >YOU WILL BUY THE BRUSH >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR SAUCE >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR DRINK >YOU WILL BUY THE MINTY SUGAR STRING >YOU WILL RUB ALL THIS SUGAR ON YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY >THEN ONCE A YEAR YOU WILL GO TO THE DENTIST WHO SAYS YOUR TEETH NEED TO BE REMOVED (YOU PAY) BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SUGAR >WHY? SCIENCE SAYS INVISIBLE BUGS WILL EAT YOUR TEETH AWAY IF YOU DON'T I SCIENCE 249 KB PNG 43 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon haas a social interaction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB PNG 08/12/22 (Fri)11:38:11 No.883764287 >be me >hold the door for nice old lady >"thank you, young man" >nearing completion of normal human interaction >so close >can say "you're welcome" or "my pleasure" redpillorbluepill.png >say both >"your pleasure" >silence >lady walks to her car God f------ damn it.
Anonymous 5 KB PNG 08/12/22 (Fri)11:38:11 No.883764287 >be me >hold the door for nice old lady >"thank you, young man" >nearing completion of normal human interaction >so close >can say "you're welcome" or "my pleasure" redpillorbluepill.png >say both >"your pleasure" >silence >lady walks to her car God f------ damn it.

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