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: Anonymous 78 KB JPG "based" 02/06/24(Tue)06:34:32 No.195992305 >watching a movie with the folks >accidentally say "based" during one scene >parents hear and ask me what it means >panic slightly and say it's just a way of saying something is cool >parents now regularly refer to things as
: Anonymous 78 KB JPG "based" 02/06/24(Tue)06:34:32 No.195992305 >watching a movie with the folks >accidentally say "based" during one scene >parents hear and ask me what it means >panic slightly and say it's just a way of saying something is cool >parents now regularly refer to things as

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: Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon)05:57:48 No.662375645 loyl.jpg 55 KB JPG What was the turning point where devs went from: >"Hey dude, check out this sick game" to >"Listen, we have a message to share, we're going to educate you, this is what you're supposed to like"
: Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon)05:57:48 No.662375645 loyl.jpg 55 KB JPG What was the turning point where devs went from: >"Hey dude, check out this sick game" to >"Listen, we have a message to share, we're going to educate you, this is what you're supposed to like"

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Anonymous 24 minutes ago 76365642 >be me >lonely as f--- >just went through a horrible breakup >desperately try to talk to women >fail continuously >give up and start paying onlyfans girls for custom content >get addicted to talking to them >eventually ask one to send me Snapchat photos of her saying she misses me and cant wait to come home from work >Ask her to do it clothed for the immersion >stops feeling the same >Pay $1000 for a girl to send me a voicemail of her saying she misses me and loves me >furiously masturbate to those >needmore.jpg >ask again and offer $1500 this time >she tells me to get a therapist and denies my request So is this rock bottom or should I be happy I havent sank further and done crack or something?
Anonymous 24 minutes ago 76365642 >be me >lonely as f--- >just went through a horrible breakup >desperately try to talk to women >fail continuously >give up and start paying onlyfans girls for custom content >get addicted to talking to them >eventually ask one to send me Snapchat photos of her saying she misses me and cant wait to come home from work >Ask her to do it clothed for the immersion >stops feeling the same >Pay $1000 for a girl to send me a voicemail of her saying she misses me and loves me >furiously masturbate to those >needmore.jpg >ask again and offer $1500 this time >she tells me to get a therapist and denies my request So is this rock bottom or should I be happy I havent sank further and done crack or something?

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5m (2/6 1:34) · 76365994 - 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 107KB (748 × 1080) · 1706482946123268.jpg 1 Reply >turn 18 >mom is an off and on drug addict >she's in the middle of one of the times where she's using daily >she kicks me out because "I'm too expensive" >call my brother who cut us off in desperation >he seems legitimately excited to hear from me >says he'll pick me up >unironically flies in with a ticket for me to fly home with him >surprises me with his boyfriend when we get there >turns out he was excommunicated because our mom hates gays >he didn't know my phone number and had no idea that I had his >weird for me because anti-gay upbringing but I can deal with it >except I noticed immediately that his boyfriend is like 6'5 and my brother is shorter than me, and I'm only 5'7 >have to hear him getting piped every night
5m (2/6 1:34) · 76365994 - 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 107KB (748 × 1080) · 1706482946123268.jpg 1 Reply >turn 18 >mom is an off and on drug addict >she's in the middle of one of the times where she's using daily >she kicks me out because "I'm too expensive" >call my brother who cut us off in desperation >he seems legitimately excited to hear from me >says he'll pick me up >unironically flies in with a ticket for me to fly home with him >surprises me with his boyfriend when we get there >turns out he was excommunicated because our mom hates gays >he didn't know my phone number and had no idea that I had his >weird for me because anti-gay upbringing but I can deal with it >except I noticed immediately that his boyfriend is like 6'5 and my brother is shorter than me, and I'm only 5'7 >have to hear him getting piped every night

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Anonymous Penis Th 7 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)23:41:51 No.913491581 be me, 22 y/o nursing student > straight, have f----- 2 girls in college and loved it > only watch straight p--- > 3 weeks ago > doing my clinical practice in the ER > new patient, 20 y/o male with priapism > go see him > first time in my life seeing an erect c--- other than mine > it was about 18-20 cm long, good girth, uncut > suddenly start picturing myself sucking that c--- > get horny for the rest of the day, can't take that picture out of my mind > first thing I do when I get home is watch gay p--- and masturbate > ff to now, still can't get the picture of me sucking c--- out of my mind > thinking about making a grindr profile and sucking the first c--- that I match with What do you think/b? Why do I suddenly want to suck d--- after a lifetime of being straight?
Anonymous Penis Th 7 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)23:41:51 No.913491581 be me, 22 y/o nursing student > straight, have f----- 2 girls in college and loved it > only watch straight p--- > 3 weeks ago > doing my clinical practice in the ER > new patient, 20 y/o male with priapism > go see him > first time in my life seeing an erect c--- other than mine > it was about 18-20 cm long, good girth, uncut > suddenly start picturing myself sucking that c--- > get horny for the rest of the day, can't take that picture out of my mind > first thing I do when I get home is watch gay p--- and masturbate > ff to now, still can't get the picture of me sucking c--- out of my mind > thinking about making a grindr profile and sucking the first c--- that I match with What do you think/b? Why do I suddenly want to suck d--- after a lifetime of being straight?

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Anonymous Why does this keep happening 1.86 MB GIF >be me >wake up early today >kek 02/05/24 (Mon)14:18:25 No.76364121 >let's seize the day! I have so much time, I can accomplish so many goals today! Let's take a walk, read a book, start working on that presentation I have to do >take break >I wonder what the f------ at 4chan are up to >end up spending entire day arguing with random chuds on /pol/ Why does this site keep sucking me in?
Anonymous Why does this keep happening 1.86 MB GIF >be me >wake up early today >kek 02/05/24 (Mon)14:18:25 No.76364121 >let's seize the day! I have so much time, I can accomplish so many goals today! Let's take a walk, read a book, start working on that presentation I have to do >take break >I wonder what the f------ at 4chan are up to >end up spending entire day arguing with random chuds on /pol/ Why does this site keep sucking me in?

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Anonymous (ID: L2QbEWt1 ) Ⓒ Urbanist Logic SWIrY 02/05/24(Mon)17:07:42 No.457681219 371 KB PNG >Remove Parking Spaces because cars are le bad. >"Why Is Everyone Parking On The Pavement?!"
Anonymous (ID: L2QbEWt1 ) Ⓒ Urbanist Logic SWIrY 02/05/24(Mon)17:07:42 No.457681219 371 KB PNG >Remove Parking Spaces because cars are le bad. >"Why Is Everyone Parking On The Pavement?!"

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Anonymous >Scrolling through r9k >Gay >Gay >Bisexual >Femboys >Gay >Gay Was it always like this? Anonymous 162 KB JPG >>76364146 (OP) >>76364146 (OP) 02/05/24(Mon)14:21:27 No.76364146 9 KB JPG Anonymous >>76364275 Much to think avowed 02/05/24(Mon)14:37:03 No.76364275 Don't forget demoralization and racial propaganda threads. 02/05/24(Mon)16:18:58 No.76365132
Anonymous >Scrolling through r9k >Gay >Gay >Bisexual >Femboys >Gay >Gay Was it always like this? Anonymous 162 KB JPG >>76364146 (OP) >>76364146 (OP) 02/05/24(Mon)14:21:27 No.76364146 9 KB JPG Anonymous >>76364275 Much to think avowed 02/05/24(Mon)14:37:03 No.76364275 Don't forget demoralization and racial propaganda threads. 02/05/24(Mon)16:18:58 No.76365132

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Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget
Anonymous 00 02/05/24(Mon)14:32:33 No.76364242 >be me >into fat bitches. like REALLY fat, "exploitative reality TV show" type bitches >last weekend >drunk at college party (i'm a dropout but i live 15min campus and show up at parties anyway) >stomp_stomp_stomp.wav 125 KB PNG >wheeeeeeze.mp3 >in walks the literal fattest girl i've ever seen outside of tv or fetish p--- >literally would not be surprised if she were 600+ pounds, i was f------ astonished she could walk >ham arms, gut to her f------ knees, ass that looks like it could eat me >jackpot.png >talk to her, i'm on pickup bro autopilot and not listening to a word she's saying >get her drunker than me (over the long-ass time it takes a body that big to get drunk) >drag her to an empty bedroom, undress her like a wild animal, she's probably too fat to participate in sex so she just lays there >whalepussy is the size of a couch cushion but it's wet as f--- >put it in, start squeezing and slapping everything i can reach, c-- inside her in probably less than 30sec >girl mumbles a thank-you and instantly falls asleep >post-nut clarity hits so i slip out and walk home >next day >wake up in a panic >oshit i probably put a baby in a college undergrad who's too fat to dress herself and my life is ruined >talk to friend who still attends, ask if he knows her or could track her down >"no?" >i describe her >first name out of his mouth is "anthony" >f------, anthony apparently the landwhale i f----- was a dude. not even a t----- or anything like a literal dude. instagrammed the name and it's 100% him, he looks faggy but not SO faggy that any (sober) person would think he's a girl >he probably told me this at some point in the night but i didn't notice and can't remember >tfw he was so fat that i j----- into his fupa and never even felt a d--- or balls or anything in there >whatever wetness i felt on my c--- was just landwhale ball sweat or worse how do I navigate this situation bros? I'm not gay, what if he finds me or tells people?? and more importantly how do i forget

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14m (2/5 22:34) · 76364259 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 157KB (1208 × 1079) · IMG_6009.jpg >be me >had the same friend group since 2nd grade >one guy who came to our school in 8th grade has been orbiting around us since then >part of the larger friend group, but nobody's really friends with him >basically only part of our group because we pity him >all college students now >texted me last month asking if we could get a drink >say sure but the night comes and I don't feel like going out >ignore his texts/calls >FFW a week and he says we should get a bite to eat >tell him I'm busy >he says he didn't even suggest a time >I've had enough of this guy so I tell him straight up I don't want to get lunch with him >he just says OK >FFW to yesterday >find out from my friend that he (orbiter) got a ton of money from some inheritance or insurance payout >he gave each of my friends $1000 and a couple of them $2000 >didn't give me s--- $2000 would literally change my life right now. Just my f------ luck. Wat do now?
14m (2/5 22:34) · 76364259 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 157KB (1208 × 1079) · IMG_6009.jpg >be me >had the same friend group since 2nd grade >one guy who came to our school in 8th grade has been orbiting around us since then >part of the larger friend group, but nobody's really friends with him >basically only part of our group because we pity him >all college students now >texted me last month asking if we could get a drink >say sure but the night comes and I don't feel like going out >ignore his texts/calls >FFW a week and he says we should get a bite to eat >tell him I'm busy >he says he didn't even suggest a time >I've had enough of this guy so I tell him straight up I don't want to get lunch with him >he just says OK >FFW to yesterday >find out from my friend that he (orbiter) got a ton of money from some inheritance or insurance payout >he gave each of my friends $1000 and a couple of them $2000 >didn't give me s--- $2000 would literally change my life right now. Just my f------ luck. Wat do now?

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confession >Be me, 16, grew up in a single mom household 93 KB JPG >Have a raging i----- fetish >Find my mom (late 40s) extremely hot and slutty >Almost constant thoughts of rawdogging my mom and having intense passionate sex with her, flooding her p---- with my c-- >One night accidently caught my mom topless, in skimpy panties in the middle of the night >Run back to my room and j------- furiously to it (her small tiddies and the mommy belly were godly to say the least) came like 5 times that night >Image is so deeply ingrained in head, even years later it felt like I saw her body just yesterday, type of s--- even dementia couldnt get rid of >Even set up spycams in her room so i could j------- to vids of her undressing >Used to fake depression so I could get hugs from mom and feel her chest and belly being pressed against me >Only able to c-- in other chicks when thinking about mom >Broke off 3 relationships because they dont look like her Gonna turn 28 next month, and things havent gotten any better Help bros, how do i get rid of these thoughts, the guilt is immense, but I cant help it, feels like killing myself is the only way the thoughts can stop. I never wanted to think of my mom in such a way, but it just wont stop
confession >Be me, 16, grew up in a single mom household 93 KB JPG >Have a raging i----- fetish >Find my mom (late 40s) extremely hot and slutty >Almost constant thoughts of rawdogging my mom and having intense passionate sex with her, flooding her p---- with my c-- >One night accidently caught my mom topless, in skimpy panties in the middle of the night >Run back to my room and j------- furiously to it (her small tiddies and the mommy belly were godly to say the least) came like 5 times that night >Image is so deeply ingrained in head, even years later it felt like I saw her body just yesterday, type of s--- even dementia couldnt get rid of >Even set up spycams in her room so i could j------- to vids of her undressing >Used to fake depression so I could get hugs from mom and feel her chest and belly being pressed against me >Only able to c-- in other chicks when thinking about mom >Broke off 3 relationships because they dont look like her Gonna turn 28 next month, and things havent gotten any better Help bros, how do i get rid of these thoughts, the guilt is immense, but I cant help it, feels like killing myself is the only way the thoughts can stop. I never wanted to think of my mom in such a way, but it just wont stop

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Anonymous It's ruined 62 KB JPG >be me >20 >2010 02/04/24 (Sun)22:53:05 No.195971474 >watching AMC cause there isn't anything on TV >its ruined >f--- y'all >watch this one show where a man who has to escape a apocalypse and look for his family >show ain't that bad >watch the next 11 seasons and spin offs >pretty good >gen z gets a hold of the show >make s--- edits and unfunny posts of their terrible favorite characters >now every kid knows what the show is or at least heard of it >acting like they've been day 1 watching it but really watched it like last year
Anonymous It's ruined 62 KB JPG >be me >20 >2010 02/04/24 (Sun)22:53:05 No.195971474 >watching AMC cause there isn't anything on TV >its ruined >f--- y'all >watch this one show where a man who has to escape a apocalypse and look for his family >show ain't that bad >watch the next 11 seasons and spin offs >pretty good >gen z gets a hold of the show >make s--- edits and unfunny posts of their terrible favorite characters >now every kid knows what the show is or at least heard of it >acting like they've been day 1 watching it but really watched it like last year

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: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon) 20:32:04 No.913469037 >Yo, chat, I'm banning anyone that disagrees with me >The United States is a violent, capitalist s-------, why the f--- would anyone want to live here? >*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH* >*leaves to take a s--- in his LA mansion* 24 KB JPG >WUT DA F--??? >Dude f--- off I'm not fighting Sam Hyde >I have full support for Islamic terrorists and I hope Gaza has its revenge >Um... er.... like... America bad, you know? >*repeats this for 8+ hours a day* >thousands of dedicated fans >making a living by being a retard making retarded takes all day How does someone as retarded as HasanAbi exist?
: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon) 20:32:04 No.913469037 >Yo, chat, I'm banning anyone that disagrees with me >The United States is a violent, capitalist s-------, why the f--- would anyone want to live here? >*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH* >*leaves to take a s--- in his LA mansion* 24 KB JPG >WUT DA F--??? >Dude f--- off I'm not fighting Sam Hyde >I have full support for Islamic terrorists and I hope Gaza has its revenge >Um... er.... like... America bad, you know? >*repeats this for 8+ hours a day* >thousands of dedicated fans >making a living by being a retard making retarded takes all day How does someone as retarded as HasanAbi exist?

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Blue just like you | /r/Greentext

1h (2/5 14:34) 76360660-1 Re. 1 Img PNG 423KB (374 x 548) · ZerogothSamus.png Crazy dream >Be Me : >Straight >KHV virgin >Having a dream >I am on a date with Samus >Samus had goth make up on her similar to pic related >We entered a bedroom >We proceeded to kissing >"Anon, I got a surprise for you" >Goth Samus proceeds to take grab a strap on and rips my pants peg me >After that. She gave me some weird "Pill 63" >As I took that pill. My d--- disintegrated and turned into a vagina. >She then removed her strap on and proceeds to scissoring >After that she told me to get her strap on and have missionary sex >Despite it being a strap on. It started blasting blue c-- (Strap on was blue) >I then woke up because of the alarm clock >W-- did my brain mean by showing me this dream? Why would I have a dream of becoming rule 63'ed and getting lesbian sex by Samus? I never even played Metroid games.
1h (2/5 14:34) 76360660-1 Re. 1 Img PNG 423KB (374 x 548) · ZerogothSamus.png Crazy dream >Be Me : >Straight >KHV virgin >Having a dream >I am on a date with Samus >Samus had goth make up on her similar to pic related >We entered a bedroom >We proceeded to kissing >"Anon, I got a surprise for you" >Goth Samus proceeds to take grab a strap on and rips my pants peg me >After that. She gave me some weird "Pill 63" >As I took that pill. My d--- disintegrated and turned into a vagina. >She then removed her strap on and proceeds to scissoring >After that she told me to get her strap on and have missionary sex >Despite it being a strap on. It started blasting blue c-- (Strap on was blue) >I then woke up because of the alarm clock >W-- did my brain mean by showing me this dream? Why would I have a dream of becoming rule 63'ed and getting lesbian sex by Samus? I never even played Metroid games.

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4chin needs to step up if they wanna keep up in this fake and gay market | /r/Greentext

imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it we deserve better 4chan yaoi Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413 54 KB JPG >be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food wouldnt >damn he smells good say this bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and-a-emile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing. see me after class
imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it we deserve better 4chan yaoi Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413 54 KB JPG >be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food wouldnt >damn he smells good say this bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and-a-emile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing. see me after class

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: Anonymous IMG_20240205_012612~2.jpg 9 KB JPG Name my cat you degenerate f------ 6 weeks old at the most. Tuxedo mom tabby dad 02/05/24(Mon)16:38:11 No.913464262 : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # niggerman : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # cool thread, "you degenerate f------" is a bit of a long name for a cat tho >>913464483 # 02/05/24(Mon)16:42:40 No.913464353 02/05/24(Mon)16:43:04 No.913464364
: Anonymous IMG_20240205_012612~2.jpg 9 KB JPG Name my cat you degenerate f------ 6 weeks old at the most. Tuxedo mom tabby dad 02/05/24(Mon)16:38:11 No.913464262 : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # niggerman : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # cool thread, "you degenerate f------" is a bit of a long name for a cat tho >>913464483 # 02/05/24(Mon)16:42:40 No.913464353 02/05/24(Mon)16:43:04 No.913464364

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Top of the world | /r/Greentext

2m (2/4 20:59) · 76352013 0 Re-0 Img JPG 28KB (640 × 360) 1682590295685221.jpg >be me >29yo male >only had sex with one person my whole life >find a based femboy only 15 min away >19 years old only 125lbs >into guns, sam hyde, blackrock/WEF conspiracies, etc >we immediatly hit it off talking about all this s--- we cant talk to normies about >we go to bed >having his small frame on top of me feels amazing >we both get hard >i f--- his tight hole >cuddlesleep the whole night >next day i take him to the gun range >we get back to my place and we both c-- on his tummy >his d--- is actually f------ massive but he is a total bottom >he normally cant c-- unless something is up his butt but he c--- to be caressing his lean body and sucking on his n------ >we then go on a nice date to the city doing shopping and eating nice food >go back to my place and cuddle some more >i take him home because he has work >i want to see him again, badly >he says he wants to see me again too ive never felt so happy in my entire life. id come out as gay to my family for him, how do i make him my wife?
2m (2/4 20:59) · 76352013 0 Re-0 Img JPG 28KB (640 × 360) 1682590295685221.jpg >be me >29yo male >only had sex with one person my whole life >find a based femboy only 15 min away >19 years old only 125lbs >into guns, sam hyde, blackrock/WEF conspiracies, etc >we immediatly hit it off talking about all this s--- we cant talk to normies about >we go to bed >having his small frame on top of me feels amazing >we both get hard >i f--- his tight hole >cuddlesleep the whole night >next day i take him to the gun range >we get back to my place and we both c-- on his tummy >his d--- is actually f------ massive but he is a total bottom >he normally cant c-- unless something is up his butt but he c--- to be caressing his lean body and sucking on his n------ >we then go on a nice date to the city doing shopping and eating nice food >go back to my place and cuddle some more >i take him home because he has work >i want to see him again, badly >he says he wants to see me again too ive never felt so happy in my entire life. id come out as gay to my family for him, how do i make him my wife?

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: Anonymous 349 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)09:09:34 No.195964652 >watching a movie >guy is taking a s--- >makes a retarded face >grips the sides of the bowl >throws his legs up in the air >"HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"
: Anonymous 349 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)09:09:34 No.195964652 >watching a movie >guy is taking a s--- >makes a retarded face >grips the sides of the bowl >throws his legs up in the air >"HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"

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Anon becomes a leader | /r/Greentext

91 KB JPEG >be me years ago > play wow > want to try something new > get 10 people to sign my guild application > make guild > ask everyone i see if they want to join > decide i want to help my members as much as possible > put items and gold in the bank for members to use > ff a few weeks > 300+ members and 2 officers helping me with managing the guild > start organizing weekly social events > get compliments about how nice i am and that im a good guild master > mfw It was the first and only time in my life that i felt socially important.
91 KB JPEG >be me years ago > play wow > want to try something new > get 10 people to sign my guild application > make guild > ask everyone i see if they want to join > decide i want to help my members as much as possible > put items and gold in the bank for members to use > ff a few weeks > 300+ members and 2 officers helping me with managing the guild > start organizing weekly social events > get compliments about how nice i am and that im a good guild master > mfw It was the first and only time in my life that i felt socially important.

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