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Anon works at a suicide helpline | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1815056689 124.0 kB PNG 1시간전 ●●● Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.
Anonymous 1815056689 124.0 kB PNG 1시간전 ●●● Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.

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Anon summarizes the red pilled experience | /r/Greentext

File: 0175 - gyU3RvV.jpg (73 KB, 499x499) O Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)13:14:02 No.885168679 ► >be me, autistic retard >be in english class >teacher talks about death of MLK >try to resist urge to discuss the CIAS involvement >be autistic >hint at a government conspiracy >english teacher says "well, all of those theories have been debunked >piss your pants in anger
File: 0175 - gyU3RvV.jpg (73 KB, 499x499) O Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)13:14:02 No.885168679 ► >be me, autistic retard >be in english class >teacher talks about death of MLK >try to resist urge to discuss the CIAS involvement >be autistic >hint at a government conspiracy >english teacher says "well, all of those theories have been debunked >piss your pants in anger

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Anon has a autistic step sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 # 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin
Anonymous 1.48 MB GIF her >>49591073 # 11/30/18(Fri)21:02:29 No.49591017 >played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister >all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling >mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin

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Anon gets a summer job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RESPECT 09/06/22(Tue)06:05:57 No.70107955 Ok bros, im 18 and worked a couple of different jobs and this is my experience as a teenager trying to make some money over the summer breaks Job 1: >cat-sitting 102 KB JPG >moms friend asked me for help to take care of their cat while they go to Paris or something >family goes on a vacation >come twice a day to their house to feed the cat and clean his litter box >supposed to be easy >oh hell nah >this bitch ass fat ass cat was training to s--- into the toilet bowl >missed on every single attempt >fell into the toilet bowl >ran around the whole house smearing s--- and toilet water all over the floor stairs and walls(????) >couldnt even eat properly because he thought his family abandoned him >depressed cat moment >after two weeks they came back and paid me 50 bucks for the whole thing Conclusion: not worth it, and dont let your mom lineup jobs for you
: Anonymous RESPECT 09/06/22(Tue)06:05:57 No.70107955 Ok bros, im 18 and worked a couple of different jobs and this is my experience as a teenager trying to make some money over the summer breaks Job 1: >cat-sitting 102 KB JPG >moms friend asked me for help to take care of their cat while they go to Paris or something >family goes on a vacation >come twice a day to their house to feed the cat and clean his litter box >supposed to be easy >oh hell nah >this bitch ass fat ass cat was training to s--- into the toilet bowl >missed on every single attempt >fell into the toilet bowl >ran around the whole house smearing s--- and toilet water all over the floor stairs and walls(????) >couldnt even eat properly because he thought his family abandoned him >depressed cat moment >after two weeks they came back and paid me 50 bucks for the whole thing Conclusion: not worth it, and dont let your mom lineup jobs for you

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Anon worked with a girl | /r/Greentext

File: suicide pepe.jpg (152 KB, 1280x1280) >literally so happy I cried when I got home >start texting with her >we become friends Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:23:16 No.70101487 >>70101566 Bros I really want to f------ die right now. I f----- up big time and I don't know what to do. >Be me >26 y/o socially awkward kissless, hugless handholdless virgin >had long given up hope >mention it to qt girl over texts for a laugh types lol, then asks if she can see it >start new wagecuck job at some s----- packaging place >work there for a year Pos >I'm the only one on the floor under the age of 40 >new girl gets hired to work on floor with me for the season >6/10 twenty-somethings y/o qt >immediate crush on her >forced to talk to her for work so don't have to initiate conversation >get on a a first name basis, start chatting at lunch >we're >visibly see her relaxing and opening up over the both very awkward which makes it less stressful to talk since we're both s----- at it and don't feel pressured to perform the weeks while talking to >take another picture and send it to her >no response for like 10 minutes >ask what's wrong >after a 30 minutes she texts back mean chubby nerd girl with big glasses and social awkward >find out she is single and never had a boyfriend >she nervously asks for my number after a month of chatting Selightly chub >slightly >continue to chat even after the season ends and she is no longer working at my job Same day 1 >one day, I am playing with my dog, and he accidently bites my d--- instead of dog toy >hurts but is fine >she >I freeze up in in fear, but after a minute work up the courage and snap a picture of my d--- >my d--- is average sized, but looks small in pic, so I fap a little bit to get hard >says she wanted to see a pic of my dog, not my d--- >apologize profusely for hours, no response >no response the next day >no response for a week >tried calling her >doesn't pick up >still haven't heard from her after two weeks Bros what do I do. This was my one chance and I f----- it up because I'm a f------ retard. Is there any way to salvage this or should I just kill myself? Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:30:02 No.70101566 ► >>70101619 >>70101487 (OP) I f------ love this site, some of the greentext you guys come up with is gold.
File: suicide pepe.jpg (152 KB, 1280x1280) >literally so happy I cried when I got home >start texting with her >we become friends Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:23:16 No.70101487 >>70101566 Bros I really want to f------ die right now. I f----- up big time and I don't know what to do. >Be me >26 y/o socially awkward kissless, hugless handholdless virgin >had long given up hope >mention it to qt girl over texts for a laugh types lol, then asks if she can see it >start new wagecuck job at some s----- packaging place >work there for a year Pos >I'm the only one on the floor under the age of 40 >new girl gets hired to work on floor with me for the season >6/10 twenty-somethings y/o qt >immediate crush on her >forced to talk to her for work so don't have to initiate conversation >get on a a first name basis, start chatting at lunch >we're >visibly see her relaxing and opening up over the both very awkward which makes it less stressful to talk since we're both s----- at it and don't feel pressured to perform the weeks while talking to >take another picture and send it to her >no response for like 10 minutes >ask what's wrong >after a 30 minutes she texts back mean chubby nerd girl with big glasses and social awkward >find out she is single and never had a boyfriend >she nervously asks for my number after a month of chatting Selightly chub >slightly >continue to chat even after the season ends and she is no longer working at my job Same day 1 >one day, I am playing with my dog, and he accidently bites my d--- instead of dog toy >hurts but is fine >she >I freeze up in in fear, but after a minute work up the courage and snap a picture of my d--- >my d--- is average sized, but looks small in pic, so I fap a little bit to get hard >says she wanted to see a pic of my dog, not my d--- >apologize profusely for hours, no response >no response the next day >no response for a week >tried calling her >doesn't pick up >still haven't heard from her after two weeks Bros what do I do. This was my one chance and I f----- it up because I'm a f------ retard. Is there any way to salvage this or should I just kill myself? Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)00:30:02 No.70101566 ► >>70101619 >>70101487 (OP) I f------ love this site, some of the greentext you guys come up with is gold.

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Normies, am I right? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)11:29:36 No.70096361 S Ć r.png 14 KB PNG >um sir this is the 4th time you've bought propane tanks, alarm clocks, duct tape, and 9v batteries this month. is everything alright?
: Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)11:29:36 No.70096361 S Ć r.png 14 KB PNG >um sir this is the 4th time you've bought propane tanks, alarm clocks, duct tape, and 9v batteries this month. is everything alright?

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anon's granny makes him brownies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >come home from gym >grandma has just finished baking fresh brownies What do I do in this situation? >>68233853 # 09/05/22(Mon)21:05:27 No.68233824 proxy-image (11).jpg 42 KB JPG : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Eat them because grandma won't be around forever : Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)21:07:17 No.68233843 89 KB JPG : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Eat them. >nooo I can't have an extra 200 calories Then you're not doing enough in a day. Get a job. : Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)21:08:51 No.68233850 >>68233824 (OP) # >It's already September >Not bulking 09/05/22(Mon)21:08:22 No.68233848 >Not ingesting fast digesting carbs to replenish your glycogen stores Grammy just wants to see you get hueg 09/05/22(Mon)21:09:05 No.68233853 >>68233843 # 09/05/22(Mon)21:09:41 No.68233862 : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Lay my grandma down in the table and then expose her saggy wet p---- and finally get to stretching her
: Anonymous >come home from gym >grandma has just finished baking fresh brownies What do I do in this situation? >>68233853 # 09/05/22(Mon)21:05:27 No.68233824 proxy-image (11).jpg 42 KB JPG : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Eat them because grandma won't be around forever : Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)21:07:17 No.68233843 89 KB JPG : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Eat them. >nooo I can't have an extra 200 calories Then you're not doing enough in a day. Get a job. : Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)21:08:51 No.68233850 >>68233824 (OP) # >It's already September >Not bulking 09/05/22(Mon)21:08:22 No.68233848 >Not ingesting fast digesting carbs to replenish your glycogen stores Grammy just wants to see you get hueg 09/05/22(Mon)21:09:05 No.68233853 >>68233843 # 09/05/22(Mon)21:09:41 No.68233862 : Anonymous >>68233824 (OP) # Lay my grandma down in the table and then expose her saggy wet p---- and finally get to stretching her

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Anon is living the dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)08:59:00 No.885171683 >be me, in a 4 year relationship with my girlfriend, everything is going great >one day she approaches me and says she wants to open up the relationship 100 KB JPG >my heart drops, my breath catches in my throat and the world darkens as I imagine our inevitable future breakup >"not for me but just for you, I want to see you with other girls" >turns out she gets turned on seeing me have sex with other women, and even wants to join in eventually >so yeah, life is great
: Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)08:59:00 No.885171683 >be me, in a 4 year relationship with my girlfriend, everything is going great >one day she approaches me and says she wants to open up the relationship 100 KB JPG >my heart drops, my breath catches in my throat and the world darkens as I imagine our inevitable future breakup >"not for me but just for you, I want to see you with other girls" >turns out she gets turned on seeing me have sex with other women, and even wants to join in eventually >so yeah, life is great

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Anon hates British | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably
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Anon at a standstill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/05/22(Mon)13:56:47 No.70093859 >Women view 80% of men as ugly >Male virginity is skyrocketing >Understand my fate as a 5'4 bald man >Seeing an escort is the only option left and will hopefully find a gf later >Women consider that a deal breaker "I could never date a man that paid for sex" How the f--- do you expect us to get laid then?
: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 09/05/22(Mon)13:56:47 No.70093859 >Women view 80% of men as ugly >Male virginity is skyrocketing >Understand my fate as a 5'4 bald man >Seeing an escort is the only option left and will hopefully find a gf later >Women consider that a deal breaker "I could never date a man that paid for sex" How the f--- do you expect us to get laid then?

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Never trust a hoe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)01:31:12 No.27253206 >be in bed being intimate with gf >"Anon close your eyes, you will like this, my best friend says her bf enjoy this very much" >close my eyes while laying on bed >feels she is lifting my legs and jerking me off >out of nowhere i feel something foreign and strange up my ass >slap her out of reflex >bitch actually tried to finger my ass 58 KB JPG >Her cheek is red and a splattered drop of blood around the corner of her mouth I didn't wanted to harm her but she shoved her pinky finger while jerkin me off. How the f--- she thought this was a good idea???!! Im not a f----- and If i were i wouldn't be dating her.
: Anonymous 09/06/22(Tue)01:31:12 No.27253206 >be in bed being intimate with gf >"Anon close your eyes, you will like this, my best friend says her bf enjoy this very much" >close my eyes while laying on bed >feels she is lifting my legs and jerking me off >out of nowhere i feel something foreign and strange up my ass >slap her out of reflex >bitch actually tried to finger my ass 58 KB JPG >Her cheek is red and a splattered drop of blood around the corner of her mouth I didn't wanted to harm her but she shoved her pinky finger while jerkin me off. How the f--- she thought this was a good idea???!! Im not a f----- and If i were i wouldn't be dating her.

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anon is being haunted | /r/Greentext

14:47 >pe me >21 >move out of my parents house and into an apartment complex >there's 6 apartment buildings but used to be 7 >the 7th one was burned down in a fire >don't think anything of it >several nights in a row of literal entities standing over my bed and laughing/screaming right in my face 25 >pots and pans slamming in my kitchen >shadowy figures moving at night >turns out that fire was caused by psychopath who went on a rampage. He killed an elderly couple then came back to his apartment killed his mom and tried to burn her body in the oven >long story short the oven caught on fire causing The whole building to go up in flames >several people died >itallmakessensenow.jpg >at night start walking around naked tugging on my d--- randomly darting in random directions to keep the ghost on their toes >keep saying s--- like "getcha some", "where you at bitches?" And I do pose routines at random while calling myself a specimen >get holy water from my catholic friend and get some natural salt from the inter webs >mix holy water and salt together in a bowl and soak my hands in it before bed every night >start shadow boxing until I sweat >I tell the ghost "I WILL F--- YOU UP ON THE ETHERIAL PLANE M------------ DONT TEST ME" Haven't had any hauntings since I did all that
14:47 >pe me >21 >move out of my parents house and into an apartment complex >there's 6 apartment buildings but used to be 7 >the 7th one was burned down in a fire >don't think anything of it >several nights in a row of literal entities standing over my bed and laughing/screaming right in my face 25 >pots and pans slamming in my kitchen >shadowy figures moving at night >turns out that fire was caused by psychopath who went on a rampage. He killed an elderly couple then came back to his apartment killed his mom and tried to burn her body in the oven >long story short the oven caught on fire causing The whole building to go up in flames >several people died >itallmakessensenow.jpg >at night start walking around naked tugging on my d--- randomly darting in random directions to keep the ghost on their toes >keep saying s--- like "getcha some", "where you at bitches?" And I do pose routines at random while calling myself a specimen >get holy water from my catholic friend and get some natural salt from the inter webs >mix holy water and salt together in a bowl and soak my hands in it before bed every night >start shadow boxing until I sweat >I tell the ghost "I WILL F--- YOU UP ON THE ETHERIAL PLANE M------------ DONT TEST ME" Haven't had any hauntings since I did all that

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I think about this one a lot, godspeed alex | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random 47 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home >be me >learn to green text just for this s--- >ordinary dude who just graduated and got married >southern german parents, but was raised in the US >have little bro who is some kind of weird white supremacist >keeps trying to show me and my parents pol and infowars and s---, not interested, but ok i want to make him feel accepted >starts ranting about a---- purity and s---, whatever >goes on huge rant in front of my portuegese/italian wife about impure bloodlines and how im f------ up >little homie went too far. decide to call him out in front of the fam >lil bro, we aren't even pure german. Nobody is. >he starts ranting about how hitler kicked out all nonpure germans, my parents are looking uncomfortable af >anon.. lil bro.. we aren't full german. tbh i don't think anyone is. >i laugh, little bro takes it super hard. don't really think about it for a few weeks. >later on I text lil bro, no response. start to get worried, send a are you ok text >finally responds, being completely normal, no weird jew conspiracies or anything. >says he's been humbled as a mutt and keeps acting like a bitch all the time >parents are worried and keep calling saying he's up all night typing and crying >f--- you alex, i know you're on here all the time just be a stupid nazi f----- if it makes you happy, we miss you.
Board /b/ - Random 47 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home >be me >learn to green text just for this s--- >ordinary dude who just graduated and got married >southern german parents, but was raised in the US >have little bro who is some kind of weird white supremacist >keeps trying to show me and my parents pol and infowars and s---, not interested, but ok i want to make him feel accepted >starts ranting about a---- purity and s---, whatever >goes on huge rant in front of my portuegese/italian wife about impure bloodlines and how im f------ up >little homie went too far. decide to call him out in front of the fam >lil bro, we aren't even pure german. Nobody is. >he starts ranting about how hitler kicked out all nonpure germans, my parents are looking uncomfortable af >anon.. lil bro.. we aren't full german. tbh i don't think anyone is. >i laugh, little bro takes it super hard. don't really think about it for a few weeks. >later on I text lil bro, no response. start to get worried, send a are you ok text >finally responds, being completely normal, no weird jew conspiracies or anything. >says he's been humbled as a mutt and keeps acting like a bitch all the time >parents are worried and keep calling saying he's up all night typing and crying >f--- you alex, i know you're on here all the time just be a stupid nazi f----- if it makes you happy, we miss you.

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Anon is a femcel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 09/04/22(Sun)20:06:56 No.70088325 >Be femcel >See anons venting about how they're lonely virgins >Join in because I can relate >"What an attention w----. Go back to /soc/." >"Lonely females don't exist. Bet you've f----- 50 guys, slut." >"Sounds like a troon. You will never be a woman, f-----." >"Why do women hate us? It must be because we aren't tall enough."
: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 09/04/22(Sun)20:06:56 No.70088325 >Be femcel >See anons venting about how they're lonely virgins >Join in because I can relate >"What an attention w----. Go back to /soc/." >"Lonely females don't exist. Bet you've f----- 50 guys, slut." >"Sounds like a troon. You will never be a woman, f-----." >"Why do women hate us? It must be because we aren't tall enough."

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

File: 76AAAC30-9EAB-4B59-9B5B-5(...).jpg (449 KB, 1600x1600) O Anonymous 02/28/22 (Mon)14:40:07 No.873536893 [Reply] >be catholic >be altar boy See ya later virgins
File: 76AAAC30-9EAB-4B59-9B5B-5(...).jpg (449 KB, 1600x1600) O Anonymous 02/28/22 (Mon)14:40:07 No.873536893 [Reply] >be catholic >be altar boy See ya later virgins

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Anon hates fat people | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:16:14 No.863530051 > Take toddler to local pool > playing in the kiddie pool for kids age 2-5 > hear a noise SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP > this f----- fat p------------, probably between 10 or 12 is lumbering towards the pool > I mean, this kid has to be like, 200 pounds already > with this idiotic, gleeful look on his face he just belly flops into the water > I grab my 2 year old out of the way just in time to avoid getting crushed beneath his wobbling, gelatinous bulk > "HEY YOU FAT F---, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, YOUR FATASS JUST ALMOST KILLED MY KID" > He bursts into big, fat, slobbery tears because I called him fat > his mom and dad come waddling up, they are both morbidly obese as well, easily 300 pounds each > they demand I apologize to their son for calling him fat > I tell them that the kiddie pool is for toddlers, not a refuge for escaped livestock and to gtfo of my face > get banned from the pool > no regrets
Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)14:16:14 No.863530051 > Take toddler to local pool > playing in the kiddie pool for kids age 2-5 > hear a noise SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP > this f----- fat p------------, probably between 10 or 12 is lumbering towards the pool > I mean, this kid has to be like, 200 pounds already > with this idiotic, gleeful look on his face he just belly flops into the water > I grab my 2 year old out of the way just in time to avoid getting crushed beneath his wobbling, gelatinous bulk > "HEY YOU FAT F---, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING, YOUR FATASS JUST ALMOST KILLED MY KID" > He bursts into big, fat, slobbery tears because I called him fat > his mom and dad come waddling up, they are both morbidly obese as well, easily 300 pounds each > they demand I apologize to their son for calling him fat > I tell them that the kiddie pool is for toddlers, not a refuge for escaped livestock and to gtfo of my face > get banned from the pool > no regrets

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LETS GET IT | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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Anon has an odd boss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I made it guys, I'm a complete(...) 187 KB JPG 08/20/22(Sat)17:53:56 No.2444003 >employer provided housing >alone 24/7 >job consists of just being here, holding down the fort >no idea how the f--- I got the job, took 3 interviews >job listing was shady af >no rent, utilities, saving a ton on gas >paychecks mailed >no schedule or reporting in besides once a week email >boss is some rich mofo I haven't seen in months >he pays for whatever tools and stuff I say I need for work or living >location consists of several acres of hilly forest terrain, a few mysteriously furnished but otherwise empty houses, a few old decaying structures, and some kind of community room >probably some kind of cult location... nice >can do anything I want anywhere at any time, hue 197 Replies / 40 Images View Thread
Anonymous I made it guys, I'm a complete(...) 187 KB JPG 08/20/22(Sat)17:53:56 No.2444003 >employer provided housing >alone 24/7 >job consists of just being here, holding down the fort >no idea how the f--- I got the job, took 3 interviews >job listing was shady af >no rent, utilities, saving a ton on gas >paychecks mailed >no schedule or reporting in besides once a week email >boss is some rich mofo I haven't seen in months >he pays for whatever tools and stuff I say I need for work or living >location consists of several acres of hilly forest terrain, a few mysteriously furnished but otherwise empty houses, a few old decaying structures, and some kind of community room >probably some kind of cult location... nice >can do anything I want anywhere at any time, hue 197 Replies / 40 Images View Thread

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Anon visits grill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DA 13 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 3 KB JPG KES 09/05/22(Mon)19:02:48 No.70096689 >go to 10/10 girl's house >get drunk with her >accidentally fart really loud in her kitchen >she tells me to leave View Thread 09/05/22 (Mon)20:06:35 No.70097358 >>70096689 (OP) # go repost it on reddit now you jew f---.
: Anonymous DA 13 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 3 KB JPG KES 09/05/22(Mon)19:02:48 No.70096689 >go to 10/10 girl's house >get drunk with her >accidentally fart really loud in her kitchen >she tells me to leave View Thread 09/05/22 (Mon)20:06:35 No.70097358 >>70096689 (OP) # go repost it on reddit now you jew f---.

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Bodybuilder influencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)11:04:29 No.60818166 1615327878684.png 55 KB PNG Sup guys derek here, more plates more dates
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)11:04:29 No.60818166 1615327878684.png 55 KB PNG Sup guys derek here, more plates more dates

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