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: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)07:04:51 No.66349935 F--- this. 1633547431174.gif 1.92 MB GIF >finally found a gf after, 26 years >she's out of my league by a mile >i really like her, lie about everything in my life to get her >pretend l'm smart, refined, a man of taste that cares about environment, social rights, racism ecc >she's a basically a sjw and forces me to go to pride parades strikes for climaten similar stuff >can't introduce her to my few friends because they are terrible as I am in reality >can't introduce her to my parents because they know how I am really Should I just dump her and suffer? I feel like I'm living two lives and going crazy

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)07:04:51 No.66349935 F--- this. 1633547431174.gif 1.92 MB GIF >finally found a gf after, 26 years >she's out of my league by a mile >i really like her, lie about everything in my life to get her >pretend l'm smart, refined, a man of taste that cares about environment, social rights, racism ecc >she's a basically a sjw and forces me to go to pride parades strikes for climaten similar stuff >can't introduce her to my few friends because they are terrible as I am in reality >can't introduce her to my parents because they know how I am really Should I just dump her and suffer? I feel like I'm living two lives and going crazy

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Anon warns the youth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)09:13:29 No.66348311 >wake up at 3am in a weird mood >Go and check old highschool classmates social media, looking up names in my yearbook >One of my old best friends is an engineer, owns his own house, 800 KB PNG married >Old gf also married >Guy from the basketball team seems to be doing great, looks fit, happy >I was in honours with some dudes, they're all working in doctorates now >I spend my days starting at computer screens to try and stop thinking about how I wasted it allI, how I f----- it all up If anyone here is underage please please do me a favour and try and get it together okay? Can you F------ TRY?????? Fix it now before it's all over.

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)09:13:29 No.66348311 >wake up at 3am in a weird mood >Go and check old highschool classmates social media, looking up names in my yearbook >One of my old best friends is an engineer, owns his own house, 800 KB PNG married >Old gf also married >Guy from the basketball team seems to be doing great, looks fit, happy >I was in honours with some dudes, they're all working in doctorates now >I spend my days starting at computer screens to try and stop thinking about how I wasted it allI, how I f----- it all up If anyone here is underage please please do me a favour and try and get it together okay? Can you F------ TRY?????? Fix it now before it's all over.

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Anon has a weird dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)04:51:27 No.65523854 >be dreaming >my dad tells me a joke >"Where do Scots sleep?" 2 >"I don't know, where?" >"Lamp poles." >"I don't get it." 98 KB PNG >dream characters make fun of me for not getting it >wake up before they can explain it Am I retarded or does this joke not make sense?

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)04:51:27 No.65523854 >be dreaming >my dad tells me a joke >"Where do Scots sleep?" 2 >"I don't know, where?" >"Lamp poles." >"I don't get it." 98 KB PNG >dream characters make fun of me for not getting it >wake up before they can explain it Am I retarded or does this joke not make sense?

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Manlet King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)06:13:53 No.66349561 >Be me >Be 5'10 King of manlet >My height never bothered me, wasn't the tallest and wasn't the shortest among my peers >Have a discussion with my whale sister that goes like this: 106 KB JPG >her: So anon how tall are you? >Me: 5'9, why are you suddenly asking >her: LOL that's it? HAHAHAH my husband is 6'1 Why bros, why would she belittle me like that? I've never made fun of her weight, or very saggy t---. I was supportive of her marriage even though my family were skeptical about her husband. Never made fun of how dysfunctional their marriage is. She caught me off guard so much that I couldn't reply. What would you do if you were me?

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)06:13:53 No.66349561 >Be me >Be 5'10 King of manlet >My height never bothered me, wasn't the tallest and wasn't the shortest among my peers >Have a discussion with my whale sister that goes like this: 106 KB JPG >her: So anon how tall are you? >Me: 5'9, why are you suddenly asking >her: LOL that's it? HAHAHAH my husband is 6'1 Why bros, why would she belittle me like that? I've never made fun of her weight, or very saggy t---. I was supportive of her marriage even though my family were skeptical about her husband. Never made fun of how dysfunctional their marriage is. She caught me off guard so much that I couldn't reply. What would you do if you were me?

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anon wants his time back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY TIΜΕ BACK

: Anonymous Time passes 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years 105 KB JPG ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE MΕ MY TIΜΕ BACK

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Anon goes on vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies

: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies

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Anon treats his wife with respect | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)23:10:56 No.66345792 >marry girl who has been in many relationships, while I had only been in a few >Mostly happy times >l've been a introvert and kinda meek most my life >Start taking the red pill and 185 KB PNG standing up for myself more when she givese s---, sometimes resulting in shouting and screaming >She's been acting more slutty during sex, doing things she never used to do like taking loads in her mouth and talking dirty >Was doing doggy and she says "punish this p---- daddy" which she never said before W-- is happening anons? I'm nervous.... Has my wife been a slug forever and I just tapped into it by being a f------ a------ to her lately?

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)23:10:56 No.66345792 >marry girl who has been in many relationships, while I had only been in a few >Mostly happy times >l've been a introvert and kinda meek most my life >Start taking the red pill and 185 KB PNG standing up for myself more when she givese s---, sometimes resulting in shouting and screaming >She's been acting more slutty during sex, doing things she never used to do like taking loads in her mouth and talking dirty >Was doing doggy and she says "punish this p---- daddy" which she never said before W-- is happening anons? I'm nervous.... Has my wife been a slug forever and I just tapped into it by being a f------ a------ to her lately?

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Anon Hate Communism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)20:29:13 No.12381453 >refuses to work a single day in his life >lives in utter squalor, depending on handouts from friends KARL MARX >writes 30 books how 87 KB JPG money should be taken away from rich people and be given to people like him Should this guy be taken seriously? Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)20:32:26 No.12381467 But anon! He was a COMRADE!!!

Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)20:29:13 No.12381453 >refuses to work a single day in his life >lives in utter squalor, depending on handouts from friends KARL MARX >writes 30 books how 87 KB JPG money should be taken away from rich people and be given to people like him Should this guy be taken seriously? Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)20:32:26 No.12381467 But anon! He was a COMRADE!!!

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anon should help a bro out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:19:24 No.62989509 OFF'ing myself right now. Goodbye 4chan. >broke uni student >mother is meth head >dad is p--- >snooped through my younger sisters internet history and found t----- p--- 985 KB JPG >gf left me just 1 week ago >been drinking nonstop >grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've treasured them. And thank you for always being my favorite board. 23 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)10:44:21 No.62990863 Bro I feel you... Could you maybe help a bro out and buy me gta3 on steam? I know you won't be needing that money after you die right?

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Anon becomes a moonshiner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)02:28:34 No.867593727 >be me >be bored in college >can't buy booze (school rules), can't get booze on campus, can't ask anyone to buy me booze >idea.app 201 KB JPG >decide to make booze in the cupboard >briefly look up process >instructions say put yeast in apple juice with balloon over top of the bottle >can't have balloon or it will give away what I'm doing >screw on cap and vent it every couple hours >one day forget to vent the jug >fast forward to middle of the night >we all wake up to the sound of a shotgun going off in our room followed by the sound of splashing >f------ waterfall of apple juice that smells like piss flowing from my cupboard >no towels nearby, grab a backpack I wasn't using to catch most of it before it hits the carpet >turns out backpacks absorb a lot of apple juice >use paper towels to clean up the rest, end up with a jug that has a gash in its side from where it burst open, my ruined backpack and a s--- ton of paper towels in a garbage bag >no one stirrs after this as I drag my entirely full garbage back outside and to a dumpster >never mentioned again >pic related

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)02:28:34 No.867593727 >be me >be bored in college >can't buy booze (school rules), can't get booze on campus, can't ask anyone to buy me booze >idea.app 201 KB JPG >decide to make booze in the cupboard >briefly look up process >instructions say put yeast in apple juice with balloon over top of the bottle >can't have balloon or it will give away what I'm doing >screw on cap and vent it every couple hours >one day forget to vent the jug >fast forward to middle of the night >we all wake up to the sound of a shotgun going off in our room followed by the sound of splashing >f------ waterfall of apple juice that smells like piss flowing from my cupboard >no towels nearby, grab a backpack I wasn't using to catch most of it before it hits the carpet >turns out backpacks absorb a lot of apple juice >use paper towels to clean up the rest, end up with a jug that has a gash in its side from where it burst open, my ruined backpack and a s--- ton of paper towels in a garbage bag >no one stirrs after this as I drag my entirely full garbage back outside and to a dumpster >never mentioned again >pic related

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UNhjVvTG) 10/14/12(Sun)14:55:13 No.430594518 Replies: >>430598453 File: 1350240913501.jpg-(45 KB, 405x270, herp derp.jpg) >be me >be 16 >have 8/10 GF >never wants to have sex >notabigdeal.gif >2 months later >she f---- this cocksucker at a party >Notcoolman.png >I rage >Rage hard >Think long and hard how i get revenge >(she has no idea i know) >one night have her over for movie >we start making out, things get steamy >"excuse me 8/10, i need to poop >go in bathroom. >Fap and j--- on fingers >rub it in >go back to couch >pick up where we started >i finger her >i break up with her week later >7 months later, shes prego as F--- >cocksucker thinks its his kid >fuckyeah.avi >5 years later and they are married and are raising my offspring >mfw

Anonymous (ID: UNhjVvTG) 10/14/12(Sun)14:55:13 No.430594518 Replies: >>430598453 File: 1350240913501.jpg-(45 KB, 405x270, herp derp.jpg) >be me >be 16 >have 8/10 GF >never wants to have sex >notabigdeal.gif >2 months later >she f---- this cocksucker at a party >Notcoolman.png >I rage >Rage hard >Think long and hard how i get revenge >(she has no idea i know) >one night have her over for movie >we start making out, things get steamy >"excuse me 8/10, i need to poop >go in bathroom. >Fap and j--- on fingers >rub it in >go back to couch >pick up where we started >i finger her >i break up with her week later >7 months later, shes prego as F--- >cocksucker thinks its his kid >fuckyeah.avi >5 years later and they are married and are raising my offspring >mfw

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One man's trash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mischief 11/28/21(Sun)12:04:33 No.66337313 >Hanging out near my grocery store >See sign that says "no loitering" >Throw a piece of trash on the ground and book it 7 KB PNG What other acts of mischief have you committed?

: Anonymous Mischief 11/28/21(Sun)12:04:33 No.66337313 >Hanging out near my grocery store >See sign that says "no loitering" >Throw a piece of trash on the ground and book it 7 KB PNG What other acts of mischief have you committed?

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Anon has too much confidence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)00:16:36 No.66346595 > Be me, 37 year old boomer who feels like a zoomer and has been burnt one too many times > get mad compliments all the time > the bitches in the stores see me rolling > get mad looked at > go and approach one of the bitches > "In a room full of art l'd still stare at you" > she laughs nervously and walks very fast away 28 KB JPG from me > go out and sit in car until the tears come > pull myself together and drive home 3 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)00:16:36 No.66346595 > Be me, 37 year old boomer who feels like a zoomer and has been burnt one too many times > get mad compliments all the time > the bitches in the stores see me rolling > get mad looked at > go and approach one of the bitches > "In a room full of art l'd still stare at you" > she laughs nervously and walks very fast away 28 KB JPG from me > go out and sit in car until the tears come > pull myself together and drive home 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon hates Reddit! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fellow robots and former reddi(...) 04/22/19(Mon)21:29:47 No.52069375 >be me >browsing Reddit >find am I the a------ sub Reddit >come across post where girl is upset she accidentally got pregnant >boyfriends family think she sabotaged the condom 24 KB JPG >comment maybe the boyfriend thinks you cheated on him because there was a small tear in the condom >got flooded with dozens of people calling me terrible >another redditfag comments about how it's her body >karma got f----- >recently switched to 4chan >oddly enough this space where everyone can be as much as an a------ as they want is way more chill and relaxed >i rate 4chan 10/10 >reddit 2/10 not going back What's your story fellow robots? 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

: Anonymous Fellow robots and former reddi(...) 04/22/19(Mon)21:29:47 No.52069375 >be me >browsing Reddit >find am I the a------ sub Reddit >come across post where girl is upset she accidentally got pregnant >boyfriends family think she sabotaged the condom 24 KB JPG >comment maybe the boyfriend thinks you cheated on him because there was a small tear in the condom >got flooded with dozens of people calling me terrible >another redditfag comments about how it's her body >karma got f----- >recently switched to 4chan >oddly enough this space where everyone can be as much as an a------ as they want is way more chill and relaxed >i rate 4chan 10/10 >reddit 2/10 not going back What's your story fellow robots? 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Ants in your pants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:07 No.66338084 >ants are attracted to glucose and sugar >human semen contains both of them >if you don't clean up your c-- tissues eventually ants will find it and make a trail from your c-- tissues to the colony hundreds of 29 KB JPG ants long Why would you be collecting your semen by e---------- into c-- bottles when you could be sustaining a population of ants? Just get one of those glass habitat containers with soil in them so you can watch as they build a colony with only your semen as a food source. It will be like your a father to them, no a GOD.

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)13:19:07 No.66338084 >ants are attracted to glucose and sugar >human semen contains both of them >if you don't clean up your c-- tissues eventually ants will find it and make a trail from your c-- tissues to the colony hundreds of 29 KB JPG ants long Why would you be collecting your semen by e---------- into c-- bottles when you could be sustaining a population of ants? Just get one of those glass habitat containers with soil in them so you can watch as they build a colony with only your semen as a food source. It will be like your a father to them, no a GOD.

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Anon knows hood life is best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:22:13 No.66345264 >wants love, respect, and affection >is circumcised Can't have it both ways, bucko. 114 KB JPG : Qamar !!oUQXpzmucpL 11/28/21(Sun)22:24:23 No.66345287 >>66345264 (OP) # Shut it vile European w----. It is to be so that the foreskin be cut : Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:28:47 No.66345335 >>66345264 (OP) # >Get medical procedure done as a child without any consent >Haha, you're going to be f----- forever Sigh

: Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:22:13 No.66345264 >wants love, respect, and affection >is circumcised Can't have it both ways, bucko. 114 KB JPG : Qamar !!oUQXpzmucpL 11/28/21(Sun)22:24:23 No.66345287 >>66345264 (OP) # Shut it vile European w----. It is to be so that the foreskin be cut : Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)22:28:47 No.66345335 >>66345264 (OP) # >Get medical procedure done as a child without any consent >Haha, you're going to be f----- forever Sigh

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---.

26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---.

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

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