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Anonymous Rio 2 Rio 2 06/25/24(Tue)21:31:55 No.77955520 35haw456jh.jpg 822 KB JPG >be Blu, a nice guy and shy beta male, wouldn't hurt a fly >by chance, end up in Brazil and meet a blue macaw Stacy >isn't actually attracted to you but pity f---- you after you go on an adventure and save her life from poachers >start family together >end up in the Amazon rainforest >get cucked by some chad bird named Roberto >turns out he's a fling from her youth that she never got over This movie was so f------ blackpilled and brutal. Imagine going to the movies with your wife and kids and you see this personification of your entire life on screen, having married a used up w---- who settled for you over Chad. Imagine being the cuck bird from Rio in real life. Who the f--- created this horrifying script and said "Yeah, you know what? It'd be a good idea to depict the life of the typical male in visual form and portray it as a good story." F------ insanity. How can people go to theaters and watch this slop without an ounce of self-awareness?
Anonymous Rio 2 Rio 2 06/25/24(Tue)21:31:55 No.77955520 35haw456jh.jpg 822 KB JPG >be Blu, a nice guy and shy beta male, wouldn't hurt a fly >by chance, end up in Brazil and meet a blue macaw Stacy >isn't actually attracted to you but pity f---- you after you go on an adventure and save her life from poachers >start family together >end up in the Amazon rainforest >get cucked by some chad bird named Roberto >turns out he's a fling from her youth that she never got over This movie was so f------ blackpilled and brutal. Imagine going to the movies with your wife and kids and you see this personification of your entire life on screen, having married a used up w---- who settled for you over Chad. Imagine being the cuck bird from Rio in real life. Who the f--- created this horrifying script and said "Yeah, you know what? It'd be a good idea to depict the life of the typical male in visual form and portray it as a good story." F------ insanity. How can people go to theaters and watch this slop without an ounce of self-awareness?

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Anonymous (ID: PlajuE+H) ■ 01/05/25(Sun)21:52:44 No.493412730 052824-Possibly-Fishkills.jpg 368 KB JPG >girlfriend initiates sex >lays like a dead fish and does nothing the whole time What causes this? Anonymous (ID: 4JTOXUtP) >>493412730 (OP) # 01/05/25(Sun)21:57:46 No.493413186 she likes having you do things to her body. have you tried ordering her to do things?
Anonymous (ID: PlajuE+H) ■ 01/05/25(Sun)21:52:44 No.493412730 052824-Possibly-Fishkills.jpg 368 KB JPG >girlfriend initiates sex >lays like a dead fish and does nothing the whole time What causes this? Anonymous (ID: 4JTOXUtP) >>493412730 (OP) # 01/05/25(Sun)21:57:46 No.493413186 she likes having you do things to her body. have you tried ordering her to do things?

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Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed) 09:00:11 No.207903160 IMG_3012.jpg 317 KB JPG >hire a nearly Dravidian Lebanese actor >Permenantly associate him with milking goats and being a coffee merchant What did they mean by this?
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed) 09:00:11 No.207903160 IMG_3012.jpg 317 KB JPG >hire a nearly Dravidian Lebanese actor >Permenantly associate him with milking goats and being a coffee merchant What did they mean by this?

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Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed) 07:22:37 No.32596848 80 KB GIF >college >hook up with girl >get serious >start staying some nights in her dorms >new modern building with thin walls >one night she takes a massive s--- >can hear everything through the wall >splurge splurge rip rip grzzzllappl >literally starts whistling out her a------ >hear violent splashing and eventually silence >she walks out like nothing happened >i try to be mature and ask if everythings ok >she just says "everythings fine" >i am stunned by this and feel repulsed >i leave early the next morning How can she pretend it didnt happen? Im not sure why she isnt seeking medical help. I dont know if she suffers from a mental disorder. Wat do?
Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed) 07:22:37 No.32596848 80 KB GIF >college >hook up with girl >get serious >start staying some nights in her dorms >new modern building with thin walls >one night she takes a massive s--- >can hear everything through the wall >splurge splurge rip rip grzzzllappl >literally starts whistling out her a------ >hear violent splashing and eventually silence >she walks out like nothing happened >i try to be mature and ask if everythings ok >she just says "everythings fine" >i am stunned by this and feel repulsed >i leave early the next morning How can she pretend it didnt happen? Im not sure why she isnt seeking medical help. I dont know if she suffers from a mental disorder. Wat do?

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Anonymous (ID: 1 NofsVOD) 07/09/18(Mon) 17:58:57 No. 178147059 >>178147108 >>178147161 >>178147162 >>178147189 >>178147194 >>178147195 >>178147258 >>178147274 >>178147281 >>178147295 >>178147332 >>178147350 >>178147361 >>178147402 >>178147442 >>178147495 >>178147524 >>178147581 >>178147586 >>178147612 >>178147632 >>178147677 >>178147685 >>178147719 >>178147721 >>178147752 >>178147762 >>178147779 >>178147805 >>178147817 >>178147843 >>178147877 >>178147887 >>178147890 >>178147891 >>178147924 >>178147931 >>178147938 >>178147993 >>178148038 >>178148066 >>178148075 >>178148076 >>178148220 >>178148375 >>178148837 >>178148876 >>178149682 File: 1531183758987[1].jpg (58 KB, 680x639) ABORTED GF Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon my mom had other plans hey! we would have been born on the same day we're like twins! you're not eating healthy, and you look so sad :( I could have cooked you a hot meal... = would have liked to have a lot of kids with you... I'll be praying for you (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous (ID: 1 NofsVOD) 07/09/18(Mon) 17:58:57 No. 178147059 >>178147108 >>178147161 >>178147162 >>178147189 >>178147194 >>178147195 >>178147258 >>178147274 >>178147281 >>178147295 >>178147332 >>178147350 >>178147361 >>178147402 >>178147442 >>178147495 >>178147524 >>178147581 >>178147586 >>178147612 >>178147632 >>178147677 >>178147685 >>178147719 >>178147721 >>178147752 >>178147762 >>178147779 >>178147805 >>178147817 >>178147843 >>178147877 >>178147887 >>178147890 >>178147891 >>178147924 >>178147931 >>178147938 >>178147993 >>178148038 >>178148066 >>178148075 >>178148076 >>178148220 >>178148375 >>178148837 >>178148876 >>178149682 File: 1531183758987[1].jpg (58 KB, 680x639) ABORTED GF Sorry I couldn't be there for you anon my mom had other plans hey! we would have been born on the same day we're like twins! you're not eating healthy, and you look so sad :( I could have cooked you a hot meal... = would have liked to have a lot of kids with you... I'll be praying for you (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Reading 100 Years Of Solitude | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15/01/2025, 00:09:14 No.74510922 429 KB JPEG > be José Arcádio Buendía > goes around the world 65 times > comes back to your home town, immediately gets tons of p---- (and gets paid for it) > flirts with step sister who falls so bad for you that she forgets her 3-year engagement to marry you > steals land > saves your brother's life > dies out of nowhere
Anonymous 15/01/2025, 00:09:14 No.74510922 429 KB JPEG > be José Arcádio Buendía > goes around the world 65 times > comes back to your home town, immediately gets tons of p---- (and gets paid for it) > flirts with step sister who falls so bad for you that she forgets her 3-year engagement to marry you > steals land > saves your brother's life > dies out of nowhere

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Anon researches African history | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous (ID: YrejLwtC >chatGPT Koluoch Enclosure 01/12/25(Sun)23:47:59 No.494154178 >"name the architectural wonders in sub-Saharan before Euro colonization >top result is the Thimlich Enclosure >a 15th century wall, about the size of a city block, built with stones AND mortar up to 10 ft in height! >f--- me that makes Notre Dame look like mud hut and you racist dumbfucks keep acting like they didn't have advanced civilization
| Anonymous (ID: YrejLwtC >chatGPT Koluoch Enclosure 01/12/25(Sun)23:47:59 No.494154178 >"name the architectural wonders in sub-Saharan before Euro colonization >top result is the Thimlich Enclosure >a 15th century wall, about the size of a city block, built with stones AND mortar up to 10 ft in height! >f--- me that makes Notre Dame look like mud hut and you racist dumbfucks keep acting like they didn't have advanced civilization

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Pillar of Technology | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Name a more useless invention ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/14/25(Tue)18:29:57 No.80059694 A Automatic Hand Wash Dryer 344 KB PNG >Go to store >Take a s--- >Encounter the Automatic Hand Wash Dryer >2/3 of them are out of order >Place my hands under the red light >Squirts insufficient amount of soap >Trickles insufficient amount of water >Hands are still soapy >Farts my hands dry >Proceed to dry hands on my jeans What a useless p------------.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Name a more useless invention ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/14/25(Tue)18:29:57 No.80059694 A Automatic Hand Wash Dryer 344 KB PNG >Go to store >Take a s--- >Encounter the Automatic Hand Wash Dryer >2/3 of them are out of order >Place my hands under the red light >Squirts insufficient amount of soap >Trickles insufficient amount of water >Hands are still soapy >Farts my hands dry >Proceed to dry hands on my jeans What a useless p------------.

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Anon loves chocolate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EFE 172 KB PNG 01/04/18(Thu)00:49:35 No.42248973 Social f--- up thread? >Be me >Hungry before work >See donut shop and think "f--- it, that sounds pretty good" >Go inside and get a chocolate donut and a chocolate muffin >Cashier says "Wow, lots of chocolate today huh?" >"Haha yeah, I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land." >never return there Why am I like this?
Anonymous EFE 172 KB PNG 01/04/18(Thu)00:49:35 No.42248973 Social f--- up thread? >Be me >Hungry before work >See donut shop and think "f--- it, that sounds pretty good" >Go inside and get a chocolate donut and a chocolate muffin >Cashier says "Wow, lots of chocolate today huh?" >"Haha yeah, I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land." >never return there Why am I like this?

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Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)19:53:00 No.700004158 E3 2019 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! JUNE 9-11, 2020 1722196167234882.png 668 KB PNG >game ends on cliffhanger >sequel cancelled
Anonymous 01/12/25(Sun)19:53:00 No.700004158 E3 2019 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! JUNE 9-11, 2020 1722196167234882.png 668 KB PNG >game ends on cliffhanger >sequel cancelled

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Vicious circle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 80c+WFk5) |⭑I >>490801489 (OP) # >buy stupid game 12/08/24(Sun)03:32:55 No.490803248 >sits in my library unplayed for years >decide to play one day >bored right from the get go >quit and never play again >can't get refund cuz I bought it too long ago >whatever >load up gta SA >feel better >>490803551 #
Anonymous (ID: 80c+WFk5) |⭑I >>490801489 (OP) # >buy stupid game 12/08/24(Sun)03:32:55 No.490803248 >sits in my library unplayed for years >decide to play one day >bored right from the get go >quit and never play again >can't get refund cuz I bought it too long ago >whatever >load up gta SA >feel better >>490803551 #

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Can anon explain this phenomenon? | /r/Greentext

08/19/24(Mon)23:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-v0- fhriagh1ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?
08/19/24(Mon)23:17:42 No.478917131 NMM meet-the-newest-heart-throb-serial-killer-wade-wilson-v0- fhriagh1ou6d1.jpg 26 KB JPG >brutally kill 2 women just for fun >an entire army of women over 1 million strong all around the globe want to free you out of jail Why are females like this?

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File: 1728284999459321s.jpg (8 KB, 250x239) venting Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:32:46 No.80053172 (1/2) >be me, male >3 years ago >that time im actually looking not bad, like asolid 8.5/10 >there is a super hot 10/10 baddie in my class >shes a freaking goddess >try to chat with her >its obvious that im tryna hit >mfw she's even responding to me with not just one word >never thought that this will go so smoothly >so now we are chatting on a daily basis >just some random bs but she's still 10/10 and im still talking to her >i f------ start simping over her >start planning our life together, yk basic simp's thoughts >but anyway i subconsciously know that's never gonna happen >several weeks pass but we are still just talking on breaks >i dont wanna make first move, im scared af >she's getting a litlle more flirty and touchy >randomly pets me and stuff >but one day i see her in the hall and as usual just greet her and keep walking towards the classroom >"hey, anon! can you check this out?" > huh? that's something new > "do i like nice in this new skirt?" > of cour- > she spins around and flashes her panties >w-- did just happened? >she's staring at me with that freaky look on her face >"so you actually DO like me, anon" >whut do u mean??? >she's actually staring at that mountain Fuji in my pants >ohfuck.gif >both brain and heart goes into overdrive >long story short i fainted >> Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:36:52 No.80053199 (2/2) >when i wake up i feel something... yeah, something.. >my head is in between of her boobs and she's petting my head >try not to faint again >she says how im so cute because i fainted because of her >im so embarrassed >cant hold it anymore >i bust in my pants, but dont notice it >even though it feels so good something inside begs me to get outta here as f------ fast as possible >master up some courage and run faster than cheetah to random park near school >all of my stuff is in the classroom but i dont care >i feel something wet in my pants >realisation hits >i just cummed from headpats >i know its over for me >dont even have my phone to text my mom to pick me up >long story short i asked random dude to pick my stuff up >i beg my mom to swich schools >"why anon? you were looking so happy last weeks after school, did smth happen?" >cant tell her >come up with random s--- about being bullied >next week i go into new school >but she is now texting me >i ghost her >few weeks pass, im still terrified >every night i can't stop thinking about this, how i got humiliated >notice she hasn't been online for two(2) weeks >huh.jpeg >open local news website >she cut herself >i know that's because of me >i basically killed her >i feel so guilty >just because i was a p---- she killed herself >this still haunts me to this day, just wanted to share my tragic story with you, anons
File: 1728284999459321s.jpg (8 KB, 250x239) venting Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:32:46 No.80053172 (1/2) >be me, male >3 years ago >that time im actually looking not bad, like asolid 8.5/10 >there is a super hot 10/10 baddie in my class >shes a freaking goddess >try to chat with her >its obvious that im tryna hit >mfw she's even responding to me with not just one word >never thought that this will go so smoothly >so now we are chatting on a daily basis >just some random bs but she's still 10/10 and im still talking to her >i f------ start simping over her >start planning our life together, yk basic simp's thoughts >but anyway i subconsciously know that's never gonna happen >several weeks pass but we are still just talking on breaks >i dont wanna make first move, im scared af >she's getting a litlle more flirty and touchy >randomly pets me and stuff >but one day i see her in the hall and as usual just greet her and keep walking towards the classroom >"hey, anon! can you check this out?" > huh? that's something new > "do i like nice in this new skirt?" > of cour- > she spins around and flashes her panties >w-- did just happened? >she's staring at me with that freaky look on her face >"so you actually DO like me, anon" >whut do u mean??? >she's actually staring at that mountain Fuji in my pants >ohfuck.gif >both brain and heart goes into overdrive >long story short i fainted >> Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)15:36:52 No.80053199 (2/2) >when i wake up i feel something... yeah, something.. >my head is in between of her boobs and she's petting my head >try not to faint again >she says how im so cute because i fainted because of her >im so embarrassed >cant hold it anymore >i bust in my pants, but dont notice it >even though it feels so good something inside begs me to get outta here as f------ fast as possible >master up some courage and run faster than cheetah to random park near school >all of my stuff is in the classroom but i dont care >i feel something wet in my pants >realisation hits >i just cummed from headpats >i know its over for me >dont even have my phone to text my mom to pick me up >long story short i asked random dude to pick my stuff up >i beg my mom to swich schools >"why anon? you were looking so happy last weeks after school, did smth happen?" >cant tell her >come up with random s--- about being bullied >next week i go into new school >but she is now texting me >i ghost her >few weeks pass, im still terrified >every night i can't stop thinking about this, how i got humiliated >notice she hasn't been online for two(2) weeks >huh.jpeg >open local news website >she cut herself >i know that's because of me >i basically killed her >i feel so guilty >just because i was a p---- she killed herself >this still haunts me to this day, just wanted to share my tragic story with you, anons

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Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:05:03 No.383563516 DARK SOULS IIII Dart S&O BANDAI NAMCO EC2011-2017 Fr, 1 2.59 MB JPG Hey /v/, FromSoft insider here. I'll answer any questions about Dark Souls 4, which is currently in development. I have a few hours so ask away. Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:07:30 No.383563659 >>383563516 (OP) IIII<
Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:05:03 No.383563516 DARK SOULS IIII Dart S&O BANDAI NAMCO EC2011-2017 Fr, 1 2.59 MB JPG Hey /v/, FromSoft insider here. I'll answer any questions about Dark Souls 4, which is currently in development. I have a few hours so ask away. Anonymous 07/11/17(Tue)02:07:30 No.383563659 >>383563516 (OP) IIII<

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Anons hates demons | /r/Greentext

View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace FAF1BB5A-E191-4AC5-8E7A-D73EBODA (...).jpg, 127KiB, 720x1074 /x/ Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:55:53 No.25993052 Replies: 185 View Report Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. >f----- ass gay retard name >worshipped by gay retarded LARP groups like the knights Templar (f---) >does that dumb f------ gay pose with his fingers I f------ hate him. I have always kinda wanted to have a ritual to summon him just so I could beat the f--- out of his goat retard face. I'm an Orthodox Christian so it would be a sin to hold a satanic practice of any kind, I know that, but still. I can't put into words how much I f------ want to beat the f--- out of baphomet. What a f------ retard loser. Imagine rejecting God so you can have gay o----- in hell and also look ugly as s--- too. And have a f----- post to top it off. Just typing this fills me with rage. F--- demons, f--- baphomet, f--- Satan, f--- satanists, f--- anyone who hates God, I can't describe how much I want to beat the s--- out of them. Can anyone else relate? Also pic unrelated, it's Archangel Michael. I would use a picture of baphomet but I don't want to see a picture of that f----- retard because it would make me put a hole through my computer.
View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace FAF1BB5A-E191-4AC5-8E7A-D73EBODA (...).jpg, 127KiB, 720x1074 /x/ Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:55:53 No.25993052 Replies: 185 View Report Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. >f----- ass gay retard name >worshipped by gay retarded LARP groups like the knights Templar (f---) >does that dumb f------ gay pose with his fingers I f------ hate him. I have always kinda wanted to have a ritual to summon him just so I could beat the f--- out of his goat retard face. I'm an Orthodox Christian so it would be a sin to hold a satanic practice of any kind, I know that, but still. I can't put into words how much I f------ want to beat the f--- out of baphomet. What a f------ retard loser. Imagine rejecting God so you can have gay o----- in hell and also look ugly as s--- too. And have a f----- post to top it off. Just typing this fills me with rage. F--- demons, f--- baphomet, f--- Satan, f--- satanists, f--- anyone who hates God, I can't describe how much I want to beat the s--- out of them. Can anyone else relate? Also pic unrelated, it's Archangel Michael. I would use a picture of baphomet but I don't want to see a picture of that f----- retard because it would make me put a hole through my computer.

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: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG and drawers 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone. thinks Im autistic View Thread
: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG and drawers 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone. thinks Im autistic View Thread

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Anon considers The Watchmen | /r/Greentext

File: 8f7dcc2f4cb084d4bfc8f666b(...).jpg (69 KB, 407x777) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)22:10:00 No.80048789 > Upgrades to Godhood > Can do anything he wants > Chases j------- What did Alan Moore mean by this?
File: 8f7dcc2f4cb084d4bfc8f666b(...).jpg (69 KB, 407x777) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)22:10:00 No.80048789 > Upgrades to Godhood > Can do anything he wants > Chases j------- What did Alan Moore mean by this?

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>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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Bisexuals, according to Anon | /r/Greentext

File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it
File: bg,f8f8f8-flat, 750x,075,f(...).jpg (100 KB, 750x1000) ☐ Anonymous 01/13/25(Mon)21:08:06 No.80048261 > Bisexual Man > F----- 2 women. F----- 53 men > Never mentions it to anyone > Bisexual Women > F----- 53 men. F----- 0 women > Next shuts the f--- up about it

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Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/
Anonymous nosferan 44 KB JPG 01/12/25(Sun)19:58:59 No.207841975 >went to see Nosferatu with friend >couple in the back of the theatre laughs at the opening r--- scene >they laugh at every other scene >they're laughing as the ending plays and credits roll >stand up in my seat and shout at them >call them out on laughing at r--- scenes and ruining the movie for others >first they deny they did it, then they tell me im taking the movie too seriously >they tell me they recorded me and put me on TikTok I don't give a f---. I'm sick of sitting idly by while i watching America turn to f------ feces. NOTHING can be serious anymore. There can be no FILMS, it's all a JOKE. F------ movie based on a hundred year old book and was expertly made and a fantastical white movie, and we have these are people f------ spitting in the face of Art. I refuse to stand idly by and remain silent. I don't care if I'm cringe, that was a fantastic movie and I will not stand by while petulant mongrels laugh in the face of true Art. This cannot continue. I can't hardly stand it anymore, it's all decaying/

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