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: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma
: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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atheist.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:29:55 No.32173943 Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. 159 KB JPG On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the s--- out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.
Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:29:55 No.32173943 Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. 159 KB JPG On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the s--- out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.

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Big Pan strikes again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 210 KB JPG 10/19/22 (Wed)17:24:23 No.18483816 >saucePAN >it's clearly a pot Who the f--- came up with this s---? 10/19/22(Wed)17:25:31 No.18483825 : Anonymous Big Pan doesn't give a f--- about you
Anonymous 210 KB JPG 10/19/22 (Wed)17:24:23 No.18483816 >saucePAN >it's clearly a pot Who the f--- came up with this s---? 10/19/22(Wed)17:25:31 No.18483825 : Anonymous Big Pan doesn't give a f--- about you

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Anon becomes a Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext

Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous > Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.
Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous > Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon is a based centrist who hates neoliberalism | /r/Greentext

It's time to stop blaming immigrants It's time to stop blaming immi(...) a fos MASS TRIVIT 10/20/22(Thu)17:47:09 No.400752195 Mohamad Safa ✔ @mhdksafa When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming immigrants for your woes. 5:42 AM 10/20/22 Twitter for iPhone . 3648A8F4-D61C-44E5-8B6A-A2BD4937BC58.jpg 120 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 7471G+CT) 10/20/22(Thu)17:48:21 No.400752369 >>400752195 (OP) # My boss's income has risen by 937% because he can employ immigrants for less. I will hang you both. >>400752809 # >>400753151 # >>400753370 # >>400754205 # >>400754956 # >>400755364 # >>400755424 # >>400755787 # >>400756343 # >>400756803 # >>400758389 # >>400758575 # >>400758595 # >>400758808 # >>400759099 # >>400762349 # >>400762399 # >>400762975 # >>400763158 # >>400763218 # >>400763327 #
It's time to stop blaming immigrants It's time to stop blaming immi(...) a fos MASS TRIVIT 10/20/22(Thu)17:47:09 No.400752195 Mohamad Safa ✔ @mhdksafa When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming immigrants for your woes. 5:42 AM 10/20/22 Twitter for iPhone . 3648A8F4-D61C-44E5-8B6A-A2BD4937BC58.jpg 120 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 7471G+CT) 10/20/22(Thu)17:48:21 No.400752369 >>400752195 (OP) # My boss's income has risen by 937% because he can employ immigrants for less. I will hang you both. >>400752809 # >>400753151 # >>400753370 # >>400754205 # >>400754956 # >>400755364 # >>400755424 # >>400755787 # >>400756343 # >>400756803 # >>400758389 # >>400758575 # >>400758595 # >>400758808 # >>400759099 # >>400762349 # >>400762399 # >>400762975 # >>400763158 # >>400763218 # >>400763327 #

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Anon mourns | /r/Greentext

File: 1389413965397.jpg-(6 KB, 250x246, 1386513033397s.jpg) Anonymous 01/10/14(Fri)23:19:25 UTC-5 No.526348961 [Reply] Feels thread? Feels thread. >be me 3 years ago >Have crush on girl >easily 9/10 >ohyesnigger.potato >but Me = beta as f--- >Okaywhatever.jpeg >After that weeks she becomes worse >End up talking to her finally >Turns out she's not a bitch to beta-anon >2 months later she moves out of state with her mom >We still talked over the internet and such >January 10th, 2011 she dies. >I mourn for a whole month. >I finally turn my game back on >I look at the typhlosion she gave me >We start talking everyday >She cool as hell nygawh >We share the same love for pokemanz, and other things >I develop a huge crush on her >We become great friends >About 3 months after she moves away she get sick >It's leukemia >It has an item attacked >Its mail >We play games together all the time, best time of my life. >I cry like a betabitch for days >I still talked to her through it all like a friend. Still like her a lot >One of her favorite things to do was play pokemon over the internet, with Pokemon soulsilver. >One day we trade pokemon, it's her prized typhlosion. >"Why did you give me that? It's your favorite." >"Because I think it will like you more, Anon" >It says "I love you" >I cry even more for days. >I play Pokemon Soul Silver everyday with that typhlosion. /b/ros I can't help it. I'm not sure exactly what love it, but if I have ever loved a person, it was her.
File: 1389413965397.jpg-(6 KB, 250x246, 1386513033397s.jpg) Anonymous 01/10/14(Fri)23:19:25 UTC-5 No.526348961 [Reply] Feels thread? Feels thread. >be me 3 years ago >Have crush on girl >easily 9/10 >ohyesnigger.potato >but Me = beta as f--- >Okaywhatever.jpeg >After that weeks she becomes worse >End up talking to her finally >Turns out she's not a bitch to beta-anon >2 months later she moves out of state with her mom >We still talked over the internet and such >January 10th, 2011 she dies. >I mourn for a whole month. >I finally turn my game back on >I look at the typhlosion she gave me >We start talking everyday >She cool as hell nygawh >We share the same love for pokemanz, and other things >I develop a huge crush on her >We become great friends >About 3 months after she moves away she get sick >It's leukemia >It has an item attacked >Its mail >We play games together all the time, best time of my life. >I cry like a betabitch for days >I still talked to her through it all like a friend. Still like her a lot >One of her favorite things to do was play pokemon over the internet, with Pokemon soulsilver. >One day we trade pokemon, it's her prized typhlosion. >"Why did you give me that? It's your favorite." >"Because I think it will like you more, Anon" >It says "I love you" >I cry even more for days. >I play Pokemon Soul Silver everyday with that typhlosion. /b/ros I can't help it. I'm not sure exactly what love it, but if I have ever loved a person, it was her.

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A little bird told me | /r/Greentext

File: tenor.gif (567 KB, 414x278) Anonymous 10/18/20 (Sun)06:21:23 No.60523450 [Reply] >>60523869 >>60524569 >have spent the last week or so hearing this weird scratching noise in my left ear >keep reaching into my ear with my finger trying to figure out what it is, that does nothing >scratching noise continues >no other physical symptoms but that >this happens for about a week no idea what it is starting to ter worried >suddenly a hour a so ago the scratching got louder and louder >an about half inch long cockroach suddenly crawled out of my left ear and ran away >scratching noise stopped O-ok
File: tenor.gif (567 KB, 414x278) Anonymous 10/18/20 (Sun)06:21:23 No.60523450 [Reply] >>60523869 >>60524569 >have spent the last week or so hearing this weird scratching noise in my left ear >keep reaching into my ear with my finger trying to figure out what it is, that does nothing >scratching noise continues >no other physical symptoms but that >this happens for about a week no idea what it is starting to ter worried >suddenly a hour a so ago the scratching got louder and louder >an about half inch long cockroach suddenly crawled out of my left ear and ran away >scratching noise stopped O-ok

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Anon and his normie gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>615830158 # The f--- I don't. >be younger me >gf at the time was living with me >100% normie girl >I'm the cook of the relationship, and keep my kitchen organized 10/21/22(Fri)21:13:48 No.615831305 >one day can't find my kitchen shears >ask her if she had used/moved them >"Um, check the bathroom counter" >ask why they'd be there >"I was using them" >in the bathroom..? Turns out she had regularly been using my kitchen shears to trim her 'carpet', and didn't say anything because I'm "weird about taking care of my kitchen stuff". She just forgot to put them back this time. When I asked if she had at least been washing them, I got >"W-- is that supposed to mean?! Are you saying I'm dirty?!" >>615831565 # >>615831669 #
: Anonymous >>615830158 # The f--- I don't. >be younger me >gf at the time was living with me >100% normie girl >I'm the cook of the relationship, and keep my kitchen organized 10/21/22(Fri)21:13:48 No.615831305 >one day can't find my kitchen shears >ask her if she had used/moved them >"Um, check the bathroom counter" >ask why they'd be there >"I was using them" >in the bathroom..? Turns out she had regularly been using my kitchen shears to trim her 'carpet', and didn't say anything because I'm "weird about taking care of my kitchen stuff". She just forgot to put them back this time. When I asked if she had at least been washing them, I got >"W-- is that supposed to mean?! Are you saying I'm dirty?!" >>615831565 # >>615831669 #

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Anon has a hobby | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636
Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636

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Smuggling food | /r/Greentext

ITT: weird experiences 26 KB JPG 11/24/18(Sat)22:28:35 No.49470939 I'll go first >be me >going to see movie with a few friends >each of us agree to bring our own food b/c apparently popcorn is worth a kidney >we meet in screen >I had smuggled a few packs of doritos inside my hat & shoes >one friend got popcorn in the hood of his hoodie >another one pulls a loaf of bread out of his underwear >third friend who was in charge of drinks pulls down her pants & puts her feet near her head >mfw she reaches into her ass and pulls out a 1.5L bottle of dew >hands it to me >puts arm back into a------ >mfw she reaches even deeper ths time
ITT: weird experiences 26 KB JPG 11/24/18(Sat)22:28:35 No.49470939 I'll go first >be me >going to see movie with a few friends >each of us agree to bring our own food b/c apparently popcorn is worth a kidney >we meet in screen >I had smuggled a few packs of doritos inside my hat & shoes >one friend got popcorn in the hood of his hoodie >another one pulls a loaf of bread out of his underwear >third friend who was in charge of drinks pulls down her pants & puts her feet near her head >mfw she reaches into her ass and pulls out a 1.5L bottle of dew >hands it to me >puts arm back into a------ >mfw she reaches even deeper ths time

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No, it doesn't | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)16:44:17 No.158294966 >>158295368 >>158295455 >>158296278 >be me >feeling horny >text the local h----- >no reply >do some research and found out she was murdered and her body was ditched over an empty lot in the outskirts of the city 2 months ago. Does this happens in your country?
Anonymous 01/17/22(Mon)16:44:17 No.158294966 >>158295368 >>158295455 >>158296278 >be me >feeling horny >text the local h----- >no reply >do some research and found out she was murdered and her body was ditched over an empty lot in the outskirts of the city 2 months ago. Does this happens in your country?

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Skill issue | /r/Greentext

SNICKERS SNICKER SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKEND DIVIUREES THAT EEE TRETCHE SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKEND SNICKERSNICKERS F312) MENE SNICKERS ray M MORAVE tratty CHOCOLATE PEANUTS CARA TALEY ALLATE + PERMITE + CARAMEL Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold
SNICKERS SNICKER SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKEND DIVIUREES THAT EEE TRETCHE SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKEND SNICKERSNICKERS F312) MENE SNICKERS ray M MORAVE tratty CHOCOLATE PEANUTS CARA TALEY ALLATE + PERMITE + CARAMEL Candy Warehouse 127952-03_snickers-candy-bars-48-piece-box.jpg 118 KB JPG >eat a display case of snickers i bought from costco >fingers and toes hurt like hell >hands won't stop shaking >entire body feels cold

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Inflection point: Should I bec(...) 183 KB JPG 07/05/21 (Mon)22:05:02 No.64455881 >27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom >She has a 7 year old boy >Starts showing interest in me >Thinks I'm cool, flirts, eventually asks me out. >The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute. >Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving >"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?" >holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me. >Sex.jpg >I never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops. >"uncle anon, this is the best day ever" For the first time in my life, I feel a fraction of what a being a father is like. I feel purpose and drive, my job doesn't seem pointless anymore. I look forward to meeting them and doing family stuff together. Am I making a huge mistake? I think I'm gonna marry this woman and adopt the little guy.
: Anonymous Inflection point: Should I bec(...) 183 KB JPG 07/05/21 (Mon)22:05:02 No.64455881 >27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom >She has a 7 year old boy >Starts showing interest in me >Thinks I'm cool, flirts, eventually asks me out. >The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute. >Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving >"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?" >holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me. >Sex.jpg >I never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops. >"uncle anon, this is the best day ever" For the first time in my life, I feel a fraction of what a being a father is like. I feel purpose and drive, my job doesn't seem pointless anymore. I look forward to meeting them and doing family stuff together. Am I making a huge mistake? I think I'm gonna marry this woman and adopt the little guy.

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RIP to my guy | /r/Greentext

Tym Apm Enter character name. Breton Face Olled Brawon Anonymous 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjih 457978523 WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM
Tym Apm Enter character name. Breton Face Olled Brawon Anonymous 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjih 457978523 WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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Anon watches porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)08:07:19 No.556276108 >>556275797 # >parents use a parental control software that blocks p--- sites >tell them i cant get into my emails because its interpreting 27 KB GIF hotmail.com as hot male.com >they turn it off and never realise the ruse >>556278669 # >>556281751 # >>556282304 #
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)08:07:19 No.556276108 >>556275797 # >parents use a parental control software that blocks p--- sites >tell them i cant get into my emails because its interpreting 27 KB GIF hotmail.com as hot male.com >they turn it off and never realise the ruse >>556278669 # >>556281751 # >>556282304 #

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Thank you Allah | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah
Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Sharkanon gets manhandled by Hank Schrader | /r/Greentext

Dean Norris @deanjnorris Baby Shark doo doo do do do doo.... (Don't worry caught and released alive) File: shark.jpg (31 KB, 647x646) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)13:52:07 No.860962857 ► >Be me >Shark, swimming as usual >I see a something that looks like a huge fish >belly on the surface >I approach >A hand grab me >It's f------ Dean Norris >He sings baby shark while he takes a selfie >with me suffocating >He releases me back in the water >???????
Dean Norris @deanjnorris Baby Shark doo doo do do do doo.... (Don't worry caught and released alive) File: shark.jpg (31 KB, 647x646) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)13:52:07 No.860962857 ► >Be me >Shark, swimming as usual >I see a something that looks like a huge fish >belly on the surface >I approach >A hand grab me >It's f------ Dean Norris >He sings baby shark while he takes a selfie >with me suffocating >He releases me back in the water >???????

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Anon hates the USA | /r/Greentext

File: gigachadeu.jpg (74 KB, 910x983) Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)01:28:54 No.172572513 ► >>172572534>>172572573 GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVROPEANS! Another excellent day to be European. Ready to take the BIKE to my job in my WALKABLE CITY where I will slack for the entire day because my employer can't fire me regardless because of WORKER'S RIGHTS
File: gigachadeu.jpg (74 KB, 910x983) Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)01:28:54 No.172572513 ► >>172572534>>172572573 GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVROPEANS! Another excellent day to be European. Ready to take the BIKE to my job in my WALKABLE CITY where I will slack for the entire day because my employer can't fire me regardless because of WORKER'S RIGHTS

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Anon cannot get that extra Testosterone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas 8 months ont :) 05/30/22(Mon)13:50:05 No.66983501 ftm before after (1).jpg 52 KB JPG >woman walks into clinic and says she wants to become man >Doctor says okay here you go >subpar man walks into clinic and says he wants to be a better man >doctor says NO TEST FOR YOU, VERY DANGEROUS What the f--- is the problem with doctors?
: Anonymous kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas 8 months ont :) 05/30/22(Mon)13:50:05 No.66983501 ftm before after (1).jpg 52 KB JPG >woman walks into clinic and says she wants to become man >Doctor says okay here you go >subpar man walks into clinic and says he wants to be a better man >doctor says NO TEST FOR YOU, VERY DANGEROUS What the f--- is the problem with doctors?

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I have no idea what to put here kek | /r/Greentext

NETT ☐ Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)17:04:40 No.175843932 >>175845862 >>175846746 >>175846821 >>175846865 >>175847003 >>175847036 >> >>175847745 >>175847897 >>175848011 >>175848201 >>175848346 >> >>175848909 >Netflix doing a Teletubbies revival >they made the sun baby black You cannot make this s--- up
NETT ☐ Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)17:04:40 No.175843932 >>175845862 >>175846746 >>175846821 >>175846865 >>175847003 >>175847036 >> >>175847745 >>175847897 >>175848011 >>175848201 >>175848346 >> >>175848909 >Netflix doing a Teletubbies revival >they made the sun baby black You cannot make this s--- up

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