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Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)00:39:37 No.698886685 321 KB PNG STOP FALLING FOR EVIL WOMEN
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File: Sigh.jpg (21 KB, 323x400) Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)22:45:31 No.63120910 >>63120914 >>63120975 >>63120982 >>63121006 >>63121017 >>63121022 >Other gun guys talking at work >I'm at desk trying to unfuck MS Teams and listening to them shoot the breeze >New guy who's a supervisor joins convo and reveals his power level >F--- yeah, apes together strong >New super is thrilled there's other gun people here >Conversation turns to AR builds >Give up on Teams and join convo >Asked about my builds >Mention I only did one 6 years ago and haven't had time or money since then >New guy asks me what my twist rate is >I don't know what a twist rate is >New guy gets REALLY skeptical, starts saying he finds it hard to believe I've ever built an AR if I don't know basic stuff like twist rate >Implies my AR will explode in my face one of these days because I'm probably incompetent >Suddenly not included in gun talks anymore >Other gun guys actively avoid me since I'm apparently a "poser." >Next time we all go to lunch, new supervisor explicitly asks me to leave my CC in the car because he doesn't know if I'm "trained." >I've been CCing for 13 years, flat-out tell him and show my LTC >"That's cool, dude. I'm just asking you to please do me a favor and leave yours behind. After all me and all the other guys are already carrying. I just don't want an incident when we're just trying to have lunch." >MFW I'm now seen as an incompetent liability that shouldn't carry because I didn't know what twist rate is
File: Sigh.jpg (21 KB, 323x400) Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)22:45:31 No.63120910 >>63120914 >>63120975 >>63120982 >>63121006 >>63121017 >>63121022 >Other gun guys talking at work >I'm at desk trying to unfuck MS Teams and listening to them shoot the breeze >New guy who's a supervisor joins convo and reveals his power level >F--- yeah, apes together strong >New super is thrilled there's other gun people here >Conversation turns to AR builds >Give up on Teams and join convo >Asked about my builds >Mention I only did one 6 years ago and haven't had time or money since then >New guy asks me what my twist rate is >I don't know what a twist rate is >New guy gets REALLY skeptical, starts saying he finds it hard to believe I've ever built an AR if I don't know basic stuff like twist rate >Implies my AR will explode in my face one of these days because I'm probably incompetent >Suddenly not included in gun talks anymore >Other gun guys actively avoid me since I'm apparently a "poser." >Next time we all go to lunch, new supervisor explicitly asks me to leave my CC in the car because he doesn't know if I'm "trained." >I've been CCing for 13 years, flat-out tell him and show my LTC >"That's cool, dude. I'm just asking you to please do me a favor and leave yours behind. After all me and all the other guys are already carrying. I just don't want an incident when we're just trying to have lunch." >MFW I'm now seen as an incompetent liability that shouldn't carry because I didn't know what twist rate is

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:(((((((((( | /r/Greentext

>> MomWannabe !!1ziq/dcOSZC 03/29/21(Mon) 12:30:48 No.19781763 ► >>19781808 >>19781856 >>19781952 >>19781988 File: anime mom.png (947 KB, 663x900) >>19780886 (OP) Dear future child, I'm sorry I can't give birth to you in this life. You deserve all the happiness in life but this body is the biggest obstacle to it happening. I hope we will be able to properly meet in the next life. I will always love you, Mom
>> MomWannabe !!1ziq/dcOSZC 03/29/21(Mon) 12:30:48 No.19781763 ► >>19781808 >>19781856 >>19781952 >>19781988 File: anime mom.png (947 KB, 663x900) >>19780886 (OP) Dear future child, I'm sorry I can't give birth to you in this life. You deserve all the happiness in life but this body is the biggest obstacle to it happening. I hope we will be able to properly meet in the next life. I will always love you, Mom

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Ty neudachnik, yesli perevedesh' eto | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)19:53:31 No.699039107 67 KB JPG >this is a horror scenario according to Russians
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)19:53:31 No.699039107 67 KB JPG >this is a horror scenario according to Russians

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Anon Experiences Kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous it's nosferover >be nosferatu >autistic shut-in recluse 01/02/25(Thu)17:22:42 No.207560330 >autism so severe you can barely articulate a comprehensible sentence >can't function in society but can read and write >trick uneducated superstitious peasants into believing you're death itself so they sustain you with handouts >ignore all the naked virgins they keep sending you on horseback >simp for 6/10 receding hairline skellington with no t--- because you overheard her telepathically call out for love one time when she was horny >simp so hard you spend all your neetbux moving to her country >immediately spill spaghetti upon first encounter >despite that she'll have sex with anything and was blatantly baiting you into a hatefuck >damage control, try to assert dominance by issuing three day warning >go right back to coffin dwelling and only come out at night because you still can't abandon your hikikomori ways >meanwhile she cucks you with her husband >who is also a cuck >realise you got cucked by a literal cuck >masculine rage awakens within you >demand she provides sex right now >unsurprisingly she not only consents but was already dressed for the occasion >flop out hopelessly on top of her >can't figure out how to progress past biting and foreplay >her moaning becomes more and more disinterested >forget you're allergic to the sun and start burning up >she can barely stifle her smirk >last thing you witness in your shameful dying moments is two other men bursting into the bed chamber to do the job you couldn't
Anonymous it's nosferover >be nosferatu >autistic shut-in recluse 01/02/25(Thu)17:22:42 No.207560330 >autism so severe you can barely articulate a comprehensible sentence >can't function in society but can read and write >trick uneducated superstitious peasants into believing you're death itself so they sustain you with handouts >ignore all the naked virgins they keep sending you on horseback >simp for 6/10 receding hairline skellington with no t--- because you overheard her telepathically call out for love one time when she was horny >simp so hard you spend all your neetbux moving to her country >immediately spill spaghetti upon first encounter >despite that she'll have sex with anything and was blatantly baiting you into a hatefuck >damage control, try to assert dominance by issuing three day warning >go right back to coffin dwelling and only come out at night because you still can't abandon your hikikomori ways >meanwhile she cucks you with her husband >who is also a cuck >realise you got cucked by a literal cuck >masculine rage awakens within you >demand she provides sex right now >unsurprisingly she not only consents but was already dressed for the occasion >flop out hopelessly on top of her >can't figure out how to progress past biting and foreplay >her moaning becomes more and more disinterested >forget you're allergic to the sun and start burning up >she can barely stifle her smirk >last thing you witness in your shameful dying moments is two other men bursting into the bed chamber to do the job you couldn't

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Didn't even fucking post the drawings | /r/Greentext

20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?
20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?

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Anon's a Brandonpilled Ralphamale | /r/Greentext

313KiB, 401x349, 2666266.png View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous ID:S+pwtzdf Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:21:27 No.472811192 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>472811257 >>472811776 >>472811973 >WHY WON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE BISH Anonymous ID: KXxpVkwt Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:22:21 No.472811257 >>472811192 BLOODY BISH BASTARD YOU ARE HELPING TO ELECT TRUMP Report [6/2]
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Beep boop | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.

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Anon doesn't like Ahsoka | /r/Greentext

File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.
File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.

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Birds of a metal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?

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Going sideways | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams
: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams

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Anon makes a remix | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE
Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE

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Happy new year guys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?
Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?

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On today's episode of things that totally happened | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now
: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now

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Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE
Anonymous (ID: OC/f30ng) 01/01/25 (Wed)10:35:40 No.492973991 XHAMSTER You must be 18+ to access xHamster In order to comply with Florida law, we have implemented a procedure to verify the age of users accessing our website from Florida. I consent to the collection and processing of my biometric data, photo and ID (if applicable) for the sole purpose of confirming my legal age Start age verification By clicking "Start age verification", you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy policy. Prepare a device with a camera to start age estimation Verification is carried out by a 3rd party service provider This process is highly secure and takes less than 1 minute Read more about how to protect your minors I have already verified my age on xHamster Login Untitled.jpg 77 KB JPG RTA RESTRICTED TO ADULTS >want to j------- >have to take a picture of your face next to your drivers license to verify your age OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

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Time Flies | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY
☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:04:07 No.207513759 >>207513888 File: Harry Potter and the Slag (...).png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080) Be honest anons when you first saw an old guy with a big beard and a pointy hat turn off lamps while waiting for a really big guy with a beard fly out of the sky on a motorcycle holding a baby boy, did you think it would end like this? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:10:10 No.207513888 >>207513927 >>207514123 >>207514510 >>207514528 >>207513759 >Albus Severus Mcgonagall Fluffy Flitwick Dobby Buckbeak Potter. You are named after the greatest men, woman, dog, dwarf, elf, and freak mutant animal to ever live. Remember to pack your bags, stretch your legs, and be a good friend to everyone you meet. But if you go to Slytherin I will disown you. Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)14:41:23 No.207514516 >>207515269 File: chudledore.png (833 KB, 1334x750) AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE Magic >HARRY, NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT NEGRESS! ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)15:19:34 No.207515269 >>207514516 >It's too bad, Harry, that jungle bitch did look quite enticing. I'll have a taste later in your stead, don't worry. *winks calmly* ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:38:11 No.207516652 Uhm... two points to Slytherin? ☐ Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)16:39:31 No.207516675 >>207504653 (OP) >I AM A TRANS HATTING BIGOT HARRRY

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Anon's gf gives him a complex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women
Anonymous 330° 9'11" 322 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)22:43:11 No.71701780 >be me, years ago >be 5'8" >be 18 >never knew women prefered taller guys, thought they liked cute guys though >get first gf ever >starts making innocent jokes of my height >jokes become more frequent >ask her why >"well because you're smaller than average and i find it a bit funny" >in a few weeks i develop a bit of anxiety over my height >tell her i cant put on my pokerface when she jokes abt my height anymore >she keeps making jokes but sees i feel more and more sadder >she looks guilty over it now >completely stops joking, apologizes multiple times afterwards >still have height anxiety, now i feel people take me less seriously becaue of my height, even years 18r this is my story of how i was f----- over by women

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Anon celebrates new year | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:03:11 No.79909399 maybe i'll order a pizza and take it easy 335 KB PNG Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:08:36 No.79909430 don't relax too much, you know what happens when you're too relaxed >>79909500 # : Anonymous >>79909399 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)14:21:44 No.79909489 same princess! i ordered tendies instead though >>79909500 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:23:23 No. 79909500 >>79909430 # what's gonna happen? >>79909489 # what sauce did u get? 124 KB JPG >>79909513 # : Anonymous 2.27 MB JPG 12/31/24(Tue)14:25:55 No.79909513 >>79909500 # sriracha mayo but it was extra :c so ill just mainly use ketchup and mayo what pizza did you get? >>79909712 # Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)14:27:33 No.79909518 I ordered some nuggies from MOS Burger. They were pretty good. I'm not sure what to do for New Years. I'll probably just watch a livestream of the fireworks. I think it's already too late to go in person and I don't really want to go alone. I wonder how many times this thread can celebrate it. 668 KB JPG

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2VTJQGyr) JimmyTheGiantMoron ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:20:38 No.492912081 Latest from JimmyTheGiant M I'm lovin' it NHS EXTRA CA GREAT AGAIN The Americanisation of Britain JimmyTheGiant 33K views 3 hours ago Screenshot_20241231_190201_YouTube.jpg 625 KB JPG 33:00 >Be Brittard >All your cities get taken over by jeets and pakis >They open barber shops and kebab shops as a means for money laundering and sex trafficking >Browns flood your shores in the near millions per year >Mohammed becomes the most popular boys name >Proceed to make a 32 minute long video seething about "American influence" Is this retard completely blind?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: TMA624a9 Worlds richest man is a lulcow Settings Mobile Home 12/31/24(Tue)19:52:36 No.492914791 Kekius Maximus X @elonmusk Q Follow Joined June 2009 909 Following 209.9M Followers 185 Subscriptions Followed by Richard Hanania, Alexander lulianus, and 3 others you follow Screenshot_20241231-135209.png 378 KB PNG Lmao Are we in hell? Anonymous (ID: E2xjRpWI) >>492914791 (OP) # 12/31/24(Tue)19:54:16 No.492914906 Elon is such a f------ retard lol

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