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File: cachedImage.jpg (28 KB, 316x316) ARNE ANKA UTSIKT FRÅN EN SVAMP KARTAGO Anonymous 01/03/25 (Fri)14:31:06 No.146992926 >reads and becomes obsessed with Scrooge comics >Remember that Carl banks and Disney are american >Develop severe depression and inferiority complex The life of a western European cartoonist post 1970 Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:34:35 No.146992955 File: 1353078945395.gif (20 KB, 800x800) ATT TANKA NAMIN TALAR SOM ATT TORKA SE ROVEN INNAN MAN SKITER Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:48:04 No.146993083 What's up with duck comics making people go insane Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:51:07 No. 146993119 >>146993083 # Their doctors are quacks Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:52:25 No.146993134 >>146993083 # They are the most famous and read comics worldwide, they are going to attract schizos Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:52:57 No.146993146 >>146993083 # it's like proto sonic Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:57:15 No.146993208 File: AmeREEEca.png (345 KB, 637x724) De 1A YOU The Tomb Cat fre >>146992926 (OP) # >bizarre obsession with Europe >obsessed with white history on the right, obsessed with its progressivism based on the left >so much so that a foreigner who complains about his own country gets called an ungrateful p------------ >AMERICANS are better than you cause we appreciate how good we have it >and our problems are worse than yours! >both sides love different parts of your feuding royalty eg white vs black inlaws >both REEEE if you hate your royalty full stop lol, Imao even Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)15:56:35 No.146993780 File: IMG 1472.jpg (85 KB, 512x544) >>146993083 # Boomer equivalent of "if Meatcanyon Bugs is Claimed then He's Canon"
File: cachedImage.jpg (28 KB, 316x316) ARNE ANKA UTSIKT FRÅN EN SVAMP KARTAGO Anonymous 01/03/25 (Fri)14:31:06 No.146992926 >reads and becomes obsessed with Scrooge comics >Remember that Carl banks and Disney are american >Develop severe depression and inferiority complex The life of a western European cartoonist post 1970 Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:34:35 No.146992955 File: 1353078945395.gif (20 KB, 800x800) ATT TANKA NAMIN TALAR SOM ATT TORKA SE ROVEN INNAN MAN SKITER Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:48:04 No.146993083 What's up with duck comics making people go insane Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:51:07 No. 146993119 >>146993083 # Their doctors are quacks Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:52:25 No.146993134 >>146993083 # They are the most famous and read comics worldwide, they are going to attract schizos Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:52:57 No.146993146 >>146993083 # it's like proto sonic Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)14:57:15 No.146993208 File: AmeREEEca.png (345 KB, 637x724) De 1A YOU The Tomb Cat fre >>146992926 (OP) # >bizarre obsession with Europe >obsessed with white history on the right, obsessed with its progressivism based on the left >so much so that a foreigner who complains about his own country gets called an ungrateful p------------ >AMERICANS are better than you cause we appreciate how good we have it >and our problems are worse than yours! >both sides love different parts of your feuding royalty eg white vs black inlaws >both REEEE if you hate your royalty full stop lol, Imao even Anonymous 01/03/25(Fri)15:56:35 No.146993780 File: IMG 1472.jpg (85 KB, 512x544) >>146993083 # Boomer equivalent of "if Meatcanyon Bugs is Claimed then He's Canon"

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Anon can't stop being a neet | /r/Greentext

53m (01/03/25 09:01) 79939919 - 8 Re - 0 Img PNG 426KB (860 × 596) · 594-5948647_pepe-tired-coffee-apu-apustaja-tired-hd-png.png 3 Replies >pay to have fancy cv template >re word entire cv >have much work experience and qualifications >every job go to the main website to apply >craft a cover letter per job >tailor the skills in the CV to match the job to avoid being cucked by Al filters >apply to everything that you qualify for and even the bottom of the barrel tier sales and restaurant jobs >repeat ad infinitum >"unfortunately..." im tired anons this is b-------
53m (01/03/25 09:01) 79939919 - 8 Re - 0 Img PNG 426KB (860 × 596) · 594-5948647_pepe-tired-coffee-apu-apustaja-tired-hd-png.png 3 Replies >pay to have fancy cv template >re word entire cv >have much work experience and qualifications >every job go to the main website to apply >craft a cover letter per job >tailor the skills in the CV to match the job to avoid being cucked by Al filters >apply to everything that you qualify for and even the bottom of the barrel tier sales and restaurant jobs >repeat ad infinitum >"unfortunately..." im tired anons this is b-------

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Truly Genius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/24(Mon)11:21:17 No.196653628 michael.png 2.67 MB PNG >always hear about how Michael Corleone is one of the most cunning characters in film history >finally watch The Godfather expecting some galaxy brain Machiavellian s--- >his master plan was to just f------ shoot everyone he doesn't like
Anonymous 02/26/24(Mon)11:21:17 No.196653628 michael.png 2.67 MB PNG >always hear about how Michael Corleone is one of the most cunning characters in film history >finally watch The Godfather expecting some galaxy brain Machiavellian s--- >his master plan was to just f------ shoot everyone he doesn't like

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What ? Does | /r/Greentext

A---- Kshatriya (ID: 7s5slSkV) Kshatriyism 431 KB JPG Deus Pitr to all 01/04/25(Sat)02:46:09 No.493199772 >be me >A---- Kshatriya >pureblood >my people conquered Indian subcontinent & Europa >we gave Sanskrit & Proto-Indo- European languages to everyone >we gave Indra i.e. Zeus & Pyotr i.e. >my religion is supreme
A---- Kshatriya (ID: 7s5slSkV) Kshatriyism 431 KB JPG Deus Pitr to all 01/04/25(Sat)02:46:09 No.493199772 >be me >A---- Kshatriya >pureblood >my people conquered Indian subcontinent & Europa >we gave Sanskrit & Proto-Indo- European languages to everyone >we gave Indra i.e. Zeus & Pyotr i.e. >my religion is supreme

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Future predictions | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ukzw+V+C) = >>493197182 (OP) # 01/04/25(Sat)02:35:32 No.493198976 >the year is 2027 >You type in 4chan.org in your browser and it redirects you to Y.com (Elon renamed 4chan after he purchased it for $10k USD) >you log on using mandatory 2 factor authentication >4chan's newest chat bot, PEPE greets you and reminds you of your previous ban for posting Hitler memes >you ask PEPE to take you to /pol/ >PEPE mentions that the Y team did away with boards and the newest way to interact is in Y hubs >you open the politics and banter hub >the first post is Elon live streaming his new cybermoped >thousands of paid emotes fill up the screen >you scroll through the next 5 posts, all of them are boosted advertisements for various p--- and manga websites >as you scroll, you notice every post is about TVs because you made the mistake of googling TV prices without turning incognito on >try to post a G in an N thread to cheer yourself up >pepe notices the pattern and chides you for being racist >PEPE logs you out and sends you to leetcode.com for spending more than 5 minutes on leisure >>493200137 #
Anonymous (ID: ukzw+V+C) = >>493197182 (OP) # 01/04/25(Sat)02:35:32 No.493198976 >the year is 2027 >You type in 4chan.org in your browser and it redirects you to Y.com (Elon renamed 4chan after he purchased it for $10k USD) >you log on using mandatory 2 factor authentication >4chan's newest chat bot, PEPE greets you and reminds you of your previous ban for posting Hitler memes >you ask PEPE to take you to /pol/ >PEPE mentions that the Y team did away with boards and the newest way to interact is in Y hubs >you open the politics and banter hub >the first post is Elon live streaming his new cybermoped >thousands of paid emotes fill up the screen >you scroll through the next 5 posts, all of them are boosted advertisements for various p--- and manga websites >as you scroll, you notice every post is about TVs because you made the mistake of googling TV prices without turning incognito on >try to post a G in an N thread to cheer yourself up >pepe notices the pattern and chides you for being racist >PEPE logs you out and sends you to leetcode.com for spending more than 5 minutes on leisure >>493200137 #

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Know the School Rules | /r/Greentext

File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS
File: 1723257964548.jpg (16 KB, 524x522) Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:54:55 No.207504653 >>207504774 >>207504791 >>207504872 >>207505010 >>207505335 >>207506734 >>207507148 >>207512414 >>207516675 >ACCESS TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)07:59:22 No.207504774 ►>>207504891 >>207504653 (OP) >UNLESS YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO WANDER ALONE AT NIGHT IN THE VERY FIRST MOVIE! Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:04:24 No.207504891 >>207504774 >STAY IN YOUR DORMITORIES AT NIGHT OR ELSE A F------ TROLL WILL CLUB YOU >DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WONDER ON A RANDOM STAIRCASE TO A RANDOM DOOR OR AN UNDISCLOSED HELL DOG WILL DEVOUR YOU >AND DO NOT, ABSOLUTLEY NOT, LOOK THE HIPPOGRIFF DEAD IN ITS EYES OR IT WILL SLICE YOUR GUTS OPEN jesus dumbledore really abused his clout to have zero saftey regulations Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)08:13:22 No.207505146 >>207520205 File: file.jpg (449 KB, 1920x800) >>207508959 >>207511253 >>207514545 >A student has entered the forbidden forest? RELEASE THE R--- CENTAURS

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If evil, why wife shaped? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)00:39:37 No.698886685 321 KB PNG STOP FALLING FOR EVIL WOMEN
Anonymous 01/01/25(Wed)00:39:37 No.698886685 321 KB PNG STOP FALLING FOR EVIL WOMEN

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gun Anon gets bullied at work | /r/Greentext

File: Sigh.jpg (21 KB, 323x400) Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)22:45:31 No.63120910 >>63120914 >>63120975 >>63120982 >>63121006 >>63121017 >>63121022 >Other gun guys talking at work >I'm at desk trying to unfuck MS Teams and listening to them shoot the breeze >New guy who's a supervisor joins convo and reveals his power level >F--- yeah, apes together strong >New super is thrilled there's other gun people here >Conversation turns to AR builds >Give up on Teams and join convo >Asked about my builds >Mention I only did one 6 years ago and haven't had time or money since then >New guy asks me what my twist rate is >I don't know what a twist rate is >New guy gets REALLY skeptical, starts saying he finds it hard to believe I've ever built an AR if I don't know basic stuff like twist rate >Implies my AR will explode in my face one of these days because I'm probably incompetent >Suddenly not included in gun talks anymore >Other gun guys actively avoid me since I'm apparently a "poser." >Next time we all go to lunch, new supervisor explicitly asks me to leave my CC in the car because he doesn't know if I'm "trained." >I've been CCing for 13 years, flat-out tell him and show my LTC >"That's cool, dude. I'm just asking you to please do me a favor and leave yours behind. After all me and all the other guys are already carrying. I just don't want an incident when we're just trying to have lunch." >MFW I'm now seen as an incompetent liability that shouldn't carry because I didn't know what twist rate is
File: Sigh.jpg (21 KB, 323x400) Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)22:45:31 No.63120910 >>63120914 >>63120975 >>63120982 >>63121006 >>63121017 >>63121022 >Other gun guys talking at work >I'm at desk trying to unfuck MS Teams and listening to them shoot the breeze >New guy who's a supervisor joins convo and reveals his power level >F--- yeah, apes together strong >New super is thrilled there's other gun people here >Conversation turns to AR builds >Give up on Teams and join convo >Asked about my builds >Mention I only did one 6 years ago and haven't had time or money since then >New guy asks me what my twist rate is >I don't know what a twist rate is >New guy gets REALLY skeptical, starts saying he finds it hard to believe I've ever built an AR if I don't know basic stuff like twist rate >Implies my AR will explode in my face one of these days because I'm probably incompetent >Suddenly not included in gun talks anymore >Other gun guys actively avoid me since I'm apparently a "poser." >Next time we all go to lunch, new supervisor explicitly asks me to leave my CC in the car because he doesn't know if I'm "trained." >I've been CCing for 13 years, flat-out tell him and show my LTC >"That's cool, dude. I'm just asking you to please do me a favor and leave yours behind. After all me and all the other guys are already carrying. I just don't want an incident when we're just trying to have lunch." >MFW I'm now seen as an incompetent liability that shouldn't carry because I didn't know what twist rate is

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:(((((((((( | /r/Greentext

>> MomWannabe !!1ziq/dcOSZC 03/29/21(Mon) 12:30:48 No.19781763 ► >>19781808 >>19781856 >>19781952 >>19781988 File: anime mom.png (947 KB, 663x900) >>19780886 (OP) Dear future child, I'm sorry I can't give birth to you in this life. You deserve all the happiness in life but this body is the biggest obstacle to it happening. I hope we will be able to properly meet in the next life. I will always love you, Mom
>> MomWannabe !!1ziq/dcOSZC 03/29/21(Mon) 12:30:48 No.19781763 ► >>19781808 >>19781856 >>19781952 >>19781988 File: anime mom.png (947 KB, 663x900) >>19780886 (OP) Dear future child, I'm sorry I can't give birth to you in this life. You deserve all the happiness in life but this body is the biggest obstacle to it happening. I hope we will be able to properly meet in the next life. I will always love you, Mom

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Ty neudachnik, yesli perevedesh' eto | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)19:53:31 No.699039107 67 KB JPG >this is a horror scenario according to Russians
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)19:53:31 No.699039107 67 KB JPG >this is a horror scenario according to Russians

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Anon Experiences Kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous it's nosferover >be nosferatu >autistic shut-in recluse 01/02/25(Thu)17:22:42 No.207560330 >autism so severe you can barely articulate a comprehensible sentence >can't function in society but can read and write >trick uneducated superstitious peasants into believing you're death itself so they sustain you with handouts >ignore all the naked virgins they keep sending you on horseback >simp for 6/10 receding hairline skellington with no t--- because you overheard her telepathically call out for love one time when she was horny >simp so hard you spend all your neetbux moving to her country >immediately spill spaghetti upon first encounter >despite that she'll have sex with anything and was blatantly baiting you into a hatefuck >damage control, try to assert dominance by issuing three day warning >go right back to coffin dwelling and only come out at night because you still can't abandon your hikikomori ways >meanwhile she cucks you with her husband >who is also a cuck >realise you got cucked by a literal cuck >masculine rage awakens within you >demand she provides sex right now >unsurprisingly she not only consents but was already dressed for the occasion >flop out hopelessly on top of her >can't figure out how to progress past biting and foreplay >her moaning becomes more and more disinterested >forget you're allergic to the sun and start burning up >she can barely stifle her smirk >last thing you witness in your shameful dying moments is two other men bursting into the bed chamber to do the job you couldn't
Anonymous it's nosferover >be nosferatu >autistic shut-in recluse 01/02/25(Thu)17:22:42 No.207560330 >autism so severe you can barely articulate a comprehensible sentence >can't function in society but can read and write >trick uneducated superstitious peasants into believing you're death itself so they sustain you with handouts >ignore all the naked virgins they keep sending you on horseback >simp for 6/10 receding hairline skellington with no t--- because you overheard her telepathically call out for love one time when she was horny >simp so hard you spend all your neetbux moving to her country >immediately spill spaghetti upon first encounter >despite that she'll have sex with anything and was blatantly baiting you into a hatefuck >damage control, try to assert dominance by issuing three day warning >go right back to coffin dwelling and only come out at night because you still can't abandon your hikikomori ways >meanwhile she cucks you with her husband >who is also a cuck >realise you got cucked by a literal cuck >masculine rage awakens within you >demand she provides sex right now >unsurprisingly she not only consents but was already dressed for the occasion >flop out hopelessly on top of her >can't figure out how to progress past biting and foreplay >her moaning becomes more and more disinterested >forget you're allergic to the sun and start burning up >she can barely stifle her smirk >last thing you witness in your shameful dying moments is two other men bursting into the bed chamber to do the job you couldn't

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Didn't even fucking post the drawings | /r/Greentext

20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?
20 KB JPG >new to drawing >posts my drawing to internet >apparently I'm very good for a beginner >wants to continue drawing and improve to not waste my talent >the problem: >I can only draw a specific type of thing that I really like >It's usually very boring if I draw something else >said thing is also kinda weird and embarrassing >I DO NOT want anyone, friends or family, to see it >I can't draw in my sketchbook because one of my many family members might walk in and see what I'm drawing or ask to see my drawings >I can't draw in old drawing tablet because I prefer paper and someone will eventually walk in and ask what I'm doing >I don't have a lock on my door >continually asking for privacy time when I want to draw is super suspicious >I could rip out every drawing after I'm done but if caught it would be hard to explain and I would prefer to keep my drawings >I could be stealthy with my drawing sessions but that would be a pain to do every day and I would eventually slip up and get caught >not many good hiding places for the sketchbook and buying a safe for it is suspicious >when I move out I will only be able to afford renting with roommates so still no privacy >I can't even show off my drawing skills to friends or family (for obvious reasons) >even if I show them one of my few drawings that isn't said thing, they will inquire about my other drawings >despite the previous points, I still have the strong desire to draw and be creative what's my game plan bros?

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Anon's a Brandonpilled Ralphamale | /r/Greentext

313KiB, 401x349, 2666266.png View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous ID:S+pwtzdf Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:21:27 No.472811192 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>472811257 >>472811776 >>472811973 >WHY WON'T YOU DIE MEDICARE BISH Anonymous ID: KXxpVkwt Mon 01 Jul 2024 22:22:21 No.472811257 >>472811192 BLOODY BISH BASTARD YOU ARE HELPING TO ELECT TRUMP Report [6/2]
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Beep boop | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)16:38:01 No.698652357 sexo.png 1.39 MB PNG >create a gorgeous sexy female specimen >make her an android Why do asians love to pull this s---? Korean, Chinese, Japanese. Seems like they are all following this trend.

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Anon doesn't like Ahsoka | /r/Greentext

File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.
File: ashoka.jpg (90 KB, 1500x844) Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 15:52:49 No.200959470 >>200959634 >>200959731 >>200959743 >>200959790 >>200959808 >>200959859 >>200959905 >>200960731 >>200961452 >>200962180 >>200963338 >>200963752 >>200964225 >>200964265 >is never even mentioned in any of the films >has deep ties to basically every member of the OT cast >does nothing >lives through every major event in Star Wars without a scratch, even up to the ST >still just stands around with her arms crossed and does nothing When are people going to admit that this tacked-on bitch never belonged? >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:01:22 No.200959706 ► It's because Filoni is a hack who can't have his characters die >> Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:02:32 No.200959731 >>200959905 >>200962955 >>200959470 (OP) She's Jedi j-------. ☐ Anonymous 07/06/24(Sat) 16:09:12 No.200959905 ► >>200959470 (OP) >>200959731 >and she was a good friend too.

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Birds of a metal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)15:31:19 No. 103686654 A 한국공항공사 south-korea-plane-crash-1-7159519-1735439467817.jpg 257 KB JPG >Almost 2025 >We still have nothing to protect engines from birds. F------ birds! Why?

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Going sideways | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams
: Anonymous Thank you for sending that >be me, 22yo NEET 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 >decide to get drunk on wine because why not >crack open a bottle of merlot and start chugging >feel like a sophisticated wine connoisseur for about 10 minutes >start to feel the effects and suddenly I'm a philosopher >begin to contemplate the meaning of life and the universe >realize that wine is the answer to all of life's questions >start to write a manifesto on the importance of wine >spill wine all over my keyboard and notes >look down and see that I've written 'WINE IS LIFE' in all caps >pass out on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and broken dreams

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Anon makes a remix | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE
Anonymous (ID: XxqkZLQ4) 01/01/25(Wed)18:26:35 No.493041062 [Reply] OH SAAR CAN YOU SEE

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Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?
Anonymous Happy New Years 213 KB JPEG 1.1.2025, 22:19:13 > be me, miserable loner > living with parents No.48187791 > it's new years eve and i'm stuck with family > fuckinglameassboomerparty.jpg > the countdown starts > it hit's zero and everyone screams and hugs each other saying how much they love eachother except that they don't > the same b------- as every year > nope the f--- outta there > go back to my room annoyed > f----- the dog to clear my head Why are normies like that?

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: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now
: Anonymous 107 KB PNG 01/01/25(Wed) 09:27:52 No. 79917859 >be me >new year eve party >eating >my aunt milf sit nexts to me and starts a conversation >"If you need anything just tell me" >"You are so handsome" <-- she tells me this while petting my hair and in a seductive voice What should I do? She made me feel a bit uncomfortable but I liked it... But at the same time it feels really really wrong Important info is that she recently broke with his husband so yes she is single right now

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