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Anon is a boomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.
: Anonymous 07/30/19(Tue) 10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire CRISTAL >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak 100 KB JPG >top side of steak is branded with Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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anon despises wisdom teeth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee
Anonymous 06/07/22(Tue)23:15:39 No.879715431 >be "wisdom tooth" >ironically the most retarded tooth in mouth >so f------ stupid and bad at growing that nine out of every ten patients have at least one impacted wisdom tooth 5 KB JPG >can cause life threatening infections because i'm a bit quirky >hurt like f--- for no reason >did i do that sowwy teehee

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Anon is ruined beyond repair. | /r/Greentext

05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous
05/02/19(Thu)09:49:59 No.52223965 1506610241340.png 36 KB PNG >maybe another day of m----------- and video games will improve my life : Anonymous

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Anon has serial killer energy | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros
06/08/22(Wed) 09:39:51 No.68959346 : Anonymous >be me wagecuck >new co worker comes in last week >8/10 qt 3.14 >act socially and not anything romantic because don't bite the hand that feeds you and whatnot 37 KB JPG >making small talk yesterday >she tells me I have serial killer energy >joke and say she'd better watch her back then >she's been avoiding me like the plague since >boss mentioned he wanted to talk to me privately tomorrow He's pretty cool so he'd understand it's a joke but who knows. I've seen him with his wife and he's pussywhipped so it can go either way. Wish me luck bros

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Anon wants a before picture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534
Anonymous (ID: hxwH5zd+ 3 F Transgender woman Ashley Hallstrom wrote in her Facebook post: 61 KB JPG >From a very young age I was told that people like me are freaks and abominations, that we are sick in the head and society hates us >This made me hate who I was. I tried so hard to be just like everyone else but this isn't something you can change. I can't stand to live another day, so I'm committing suicide. Soon after Ashley walked into traffic and was fatally hit by a dump truck. You caused this, /pol/. How can you possibly find this funny? Anonymous (ID: uP9c9V3N) 01/03/22(Mon)14:01:14 No.354828695 Now post a pic of her from before she got hit by the truck >>354828826 # >>354828908 # >>354828992 # >>354829381 # >>354829530 # >>354829532 # >>354829762 # >>354830540 # >>354830753 # >>354831060 # >>354831260 # >>354831512 # >>354831851 # >>354832566 # >>354833075 # >>354833206 # >>354833354 # >>354833381 # >>354833383 # >>354833402 # >>354833586 # >>354835042 # >>354837971 # >>354838187 # 01/03/22(Mon)14:00:02 No.354828534

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anons trolled themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love
: Anonymous 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 268 KB PNG : Anonymous 28 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)02:41:16 No.68942321 06/07/22(Tue)03:39:02 No.68943046 >didn't learn anything I can make a career out of 06/07/22(Tue)06:54:18 No.68945138 >didnt learn to code >didnt learn to love

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Anon's daily routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8:00 AM - Rise 8:02 AM - Clog toilet 8:04 AM - Post pic of clogged toilet 8:05 AM - Get zero likes 8:07 AM - Commit suicide
Anonymous 8:00 AM - Rise 8:02 AM - Clog toilet 8:04 AM - Post pic of clogged toilet 8:05 AM - Get zero likes 8:07 AM - Commit suicide

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Semantics matter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:27 No. 101810288 File 1310182044.jpg-(32 KB, 335x473, Raven.jpg) The person in the image is called Raven. He uses a bow in combat most of the time. Can someone draw me a picture of him and Link standing next to each other getting ready to fire a bow at an enemy? The enemy can be whatever you want. AR Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:30 No. 101810652Ⓒ File1310182221.jpg-(9 KB, 252x159, 1270125005776.jpg) >>101810288 >Fire a bow at an enemy. S---. I meant to say "fire an arrow."
Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:27 No. 101810288 File 1310182044.jpg-(32 KB, 335x473, Raven.jpg) The person in the image is called Raven. He uses a bow in combat most of the time. Can someone draw me a picture of him and Link standing next to each other getting ready to fire a bow at an enemy? The enemy can be whatever you want. AR Anonymous 07/08/11(Fri)23:30 No. 101810652Ⓒ File1310182221.jpg-(9 KB, 252x159, 1270125005776.jpg) >>101810288 >Fire a bow at an enemy. S---. I meant to say "fire an arrow."

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Anon's gf regresses in age | /r/Greentext

06/08/22(Wed)04:31:04 No.68956028 Feel uncomfy too much if this happens. But I wanted to write this to explain why being Silene after I kiss you I Start Remember, It's not your fault, don't feel bad. I was trying to show that I like REALLY убит in a way I think you'd understand : Anonymous If you're reading this then that means I Proced you and to my body activated a truama response. This does not mean I don't like you or anything. like that. So, seeing this means ive age regressed about 3-6 yrs old. I'll most likley be non. verbal out of fear of rejection from you. All I ask is that you understand that I tried to you much I actually like you. I also ask that you be gentle and patient, with me. I will probably become very clingy and Physially needy (Not Sexval) I hope you don't Show how 12,5 in head non- verbal tank for Under- 2tanding (it Means Cof) need milk & green dont hate me Pla test.jpg 1.46 MB JPG >gf started crying after sex >handed me this note >pretends to be a toddler for the rest of the night >spills her sippy cup of juice on my bed >burned herself on a candle and started crying cuz she poked it when I wasnt watching What the HECK is up with women? Should I be concerned or is this just a whamman moment? I have autism and have never had a gf before so idk if im just being a party pooper or if this s--- is really weird?
06/08/22(Wed)04:31:04 No.68956028 Feel uncomfy too much if this happens. But I wanted to write this to explain why being Silene after I kiss you I Start Remember, It's not your fault, don't feel bad. I was trying to show that I like REALLY убит in a way I think you'd understand : Anonymous If you're reading this then that means I Proced you and to my body activated a truama response. This does not mean I don't like you or anything. like that. So, seeing this means ive age regressed about 3-6 yrs old. I'll most likley be non. verbal out of fear of rejection from you. All I ask is that you understand that I tried to you much I actually like you. I also ask that you be gentle and patient, with me. I will probably become very clingy and Physially needy (Not Sexval) I hope you don't Show how 12,5 in head non- verbal tank for Under- 2tanding (it Means Cof) need milk & green dont hate me Pla test.jpg 1.46 MB JPG >gf started crying after sex >handed me this note >pretends to be a toddler for the rest of the night >spills her sippy cup of juice on my bed >burned herself on a candle and started crying cuz she poked it when I wasnt watching What the HECK is up with women? Should I be concerned or is this just a whamman moment? I have autism and have never had a gf before so idk if im just being a party pooper or if this s--- is really weird?

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anon is gen z | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)02:57:12 No.68863410 ME NA Cas 2B4D3582-FCB5-4929-A194-7761686666F1.jpg 80 KB JPG No cap sir a plane has deadass crashed into the world trade center and another one into the mf pentagon no cap the situation is NOT bussin Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)02:59:18 No.68863436 >>68863410 (OP) # >you say the jet fuel melted the steel beams? Kinda sus fr fr no cap on God
Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)02:57:12 No.68863410 ME NA Cas 2B4D3582-FCB5-4929-A194-7761686666F1.jpg 80 KB JPG No cap sir a plane has deadass crashed into the world trade center and another one into the mf pentagon no cap the situation is NOT bussin Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)02:59:18 No.68863436 >>68863410 (OP) # >you say the jet fuel melted the steel beams? Kinda sus fr fr no cap on God

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Anon makes a Nazi fren | /r/Greentext

57 KB JPG >be in Texas >be friend with a nazi >he always the superior this and the pure blood that >also flirts with just about every asian chick in the college I really don't understand this
57 KB JPG >be in Texas >be friend with a nazi >he always the superior this and the pure blood that >also flirts with just about every asian chick in the college I really don't understand this

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Anon works with probability | /r/Greentext

10/27/21 (Wed)05:36:34 No.65917224 Anonymous 888 KB PNG 5*20=100% chance that the thing will occur >I disagree >several others back him up >I bring up coin flips >the chances of getting heads is 50% >so by their logic if you flip a coin twice there is a 50*2=100% chance of getting heads >they say that's correct >I ask them if it's impossible to get tails twice in a row >they say it's not the same >I insist that it is >they start making fun of me >I start shaking and leave the room >cry in the bathroom >everyone starts calling me flippit and people flip coins whenever they see me >"don't flip out, flippit" they would say >I pretend to be calm but on the inside I'm burning I know I'm a f----- for holding onto this but that s--- really did get to me. When did your hatred of normies start? >15 years old >in class >guy insists that if something has a 5% chance of occuring and there are twenty trials then there is a
10/27/21 (Wed)05:36:34 No.65917224 Anonymous 888 KB PNG 5*20=100% chance that the thing will occur >I disagree >several others back him up >I bring up coin flips >the chances of getting heads is 50% >so by their logic if you flip a coin twice there is a 50*2=100% chance of getting heads >they say that's correct >I ask them if it's impossible to get tails twice in a row >they say it's not the same >I insist that it is >they start making fun of me >I start shaking and leave the room >cry in the bathroom >everyone starts calling me flippit and people flip coins whenever they see me >"don't flip out, flippit" they would say >I pretend to be calm but on the inside I'm burning I know I'm a f----- for holding onto this but that s--- really did get to me. When did your hatred of normies start? >15 years old >in class >guy insists that if something has a 5% chance of occuring and there are twenty trials then there is a

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Hank’s Influence | /r/Greentext

>back in high school >group of kids do nothing but talk like hank hill >imagine a dozen f------ hank hills. >have some anti drug rally >guy starts saying some reasons kids get lured into drugs >kid raises hand and says "why do drugs when you can just mow a lawn" >group praises him by saying "taste the meat not the heat" >guy legitimately has no idea what to reply, "next question"s it
>back in high school >group of kids do nothing but talk like hank hill >imagine a dozen f------ hank hills. >have some anti drug rally >guy starts saying some reasons kids get lured into drugs >kid raises hand and says "why do drugs when you can just mow a lawn" >group praises him by saying "taste the meat not the heat" >guy legitimately has no idea what to reply, "next question"s it

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The Reich Stuff... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed)09:57:27 No.63196651 >6'8 German guy works out at my LA >Looks like techno viking >Hit max effort leg day this morning >Comes up to me and says "JA LOOKING BIG TODAY MY FRIEND" and gives me a thumbs up I'll f------ take it.
Anonymous 08/25/21 (Wed)09:57:27 No.63196651 >6'8 German guy works out at my LA >Looks like techno viking >Hit max effort leg day this morning >Comes up to me and says "JA LOOKING BIG TODAY MY FRIEND" and gives me a thumbs up I'll f------ take it.

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Anon's friend finds God. | /r/Greentext

1h (5/28 15:38)-63880930 . 5 Re 2 Img JPG 45KB (680 × 760) 4 Replies GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again Umm, based?
1h (5/28 15:38)-63880930 . 5 Re 2 Img JPG 45KB (680 × 760) 4 Replies GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again Umm, based?

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Keep the devil down in the hole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous So Satan was actually the good(...) 06/07/22(Tue)13:23:36 No.68951668 >Be me >Lonely, depressed and tfw no gf >Beg God for a gf >Nothing happens >Years of desperation and failed one time dates 70 KB JPG >Last sunday at night >Say out lout I want to sell my soul to the Devil for a pretty gf for life >The next day (yesterday) have a date with this girl I've been talking to online, she kisses me on that first day and we are a couple now Yeah f--- god. All hail Satan!
: Anonymous So Satan was actually the good(...) 06/07/22(Tue)13:23:36 No.68951668 >Be me >Lonely, depressed and tfw no gf >Beg God for a gf >Nothing happens >Years of desperation and failed one time dates 70 KB JPG >Last sunday at night >Say out lout I want to sell my soul to the Devil for a pretty gf for life >The next day (yesterday) have a date with this girl I've been talking to online, she kisses me on that first day and we are a couple now Yeah f--- god. All hail Satan!

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Anon gives us the feels | /r/Greentext


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Anon won't train with gf ever again. | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

SW W NW kcd.jpg 353 KB JPG when did "beautiful" in games become synonymous with "realistic" : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 20:54:07 No.448050237 When god made this beautiful world
SW W NW kcd.jpg 353 KB JPG when did "beautiful" in games become synonymous with "realistic" : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed) 20:54:07 No.448050237 When god made this beautiful world

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Anon has a son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 02:03:18 No.32344307 View Quoted By: >>32344321 >>32344247 Possibly the most autistic moment of my life >Be two summers ago >Son's "friend" comes over to play some video game with him >Knew he was gay, but too stupid to make connection >Hanging out in living room watching Spurs game while son and friend are in his room >Get paged to go over to hospital because a nurse is p----- at me for misplacing her SE for an old patient >Head over to son's room to tell him I have to leave for a bit >Open door >He has friend's c--- buried 6 inches in him >Both look at me in horror >I stand there, trying to think of something to say >Literally sperg out "Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha" >Both of their mouths are still gaping at me >I sprint out of the house and drive off >Nurse thought I saw a murder We talked about it. His friend still gets anxious when he comes over.
Anonymous Mon 11 May 2015 02:03:18 No.32344307 View Quoted By: >>32344321 >>32344247 Possibly the most autistic moment of my life >Be two summers ago >Son's "friend" comes over to play some video game with him >Knew he was gay, but too stupid to make connection >Hanging out in living room watching Spurs game while son and friend are in his room >Get paged to go over to hospital because a nurse is p----- at me for misplacing her SE for an old patient >Head over to son's room to tell him I have to leave for a bit >Open door >He has friend's c--- buried 6 inches in him >Both look at me in horror >I stand there, trying to think of something to say >Literally sperg out "Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha" >Both of their mouths are still gaping at me >I sprint out of the house and drive off >Nurse thought I saw a murder We talked about it. His friend still gets anxious when he comes over.

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