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Anonymous 06/05/15(Fri)20:08:43 No.32742486 > >>32742515 >>32742518 >32742802 >>32742819 File: just.png (45 KB, 255x248) >At party >qt 10/10 grabs my biceps >"Wow anon, .. you have such big ams!" >start to lose control >first time this has ever happened >"you should see the size of my FARMS" >start flexing my arms and making animal noises >"mooo mooo" >"baaa baaaa" >"coo0occkkooo00000" >qt looks at me funny and leave tfw I haven't been to a party since
Anonymous 06/05/15(Fri)20:08:43 No.32742486 > >>32742515 >>32742518 >32742802 >>32742819 File: just.png (45 KB, 255x248) >At party >qt 10/10 grabs my biceps >"Wow anon, .. you have such big ams!" >start to lose control >first time this has ever happened >"you should see the size of my FARMS" >start flexing my arms and making animal noises >"mooo mooo" >"baaa baaaa" >"coo0occkkooo00000" >qt looks at me funny and leave tfw I haven't been to a party since

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Anon likes balls | /r/Greentext

File : 1316928055.jpg-(14 KB, 275x250, 1297934464229.jpg) O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:20:55 No.355182126 >Be 15 >At friend's house for the night >Be horny >Need to take a dump >Take dump >Shower >Notice golf ball on sink >Take golf ball into shower >Spend 5 minutes trying to get it into my ass >Get it in, squeeze it out >Feels good man >Put it back in >KNOCK KNOCK "Hurry up, w-- are you doing in there?" >S--- >Stand up quickly >Realise golf ball is in me >Try to squeeze it out >Won't come out >Oh god no >Turn off shower, panicking >Calm down, leave it in there, eat heaps, and s--- it out later >Rest of the night went alright >Wake up >Don't need to take a dump >Dad comes into friend's room >0i, David, you cleaned the golf ball yet? I gotta leave >ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg >"Yer, Ill go grab it" said my friend >Friend comes back >"Can't find it. Anon, have you seen it?" >Nah, but can I use your bathroom? >"After we find the ball" They didn't find the ball. O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:25:20 No.355182902 There is no face in my reaction folder that suffices to explain my emotions that were conveyed whilst reading this story. O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:27:02 No.355183177 File1316928422. png-(58 KB, 553x759, 1315201918637.png) wat
File : 1316928055.jpg-(14 KB, 275x250, 1297934464229.jpg) O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:20:55 No.355182126 >Be 15 >At friend's house for the night >Be horny >Need to take a dump >Take dump >Shower >Notice golf ball on sink >Take golf ball into shower >Spend 5 minutes trying to get it into my ass >Get it in, squeeze it out >Feels good man >Put it back in >KNOCK KNOCK "Hurry up, w-- are you doing in there?" >S--- >Stand up quickly >Realise golf ball is in me >Try to squeeze it out >Won't come out >Oh god no >Turn off shower, panicking >Calm down, leave it in there, eat heaps, and s--- it out later >Rest of the night went alright >Wake up >Don't need to take a dump >Dad comes into friend's room >0i, David, you cleaned the golf ball yet? I gotta leave >ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg >"Yer, Ill go grab it" said my friend >Friend comes back >"Can't find it. Anon, have you seen it?" >Nah, but can I use your bathroom? >"After we find the ball" They didn't find the ball. O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:25:20 No.355182902 There is no face in my reaction folder that suffices to explain my emotions that were conveyed whilst reading this story. O Anonymous 09/25/11(Sun)01:27:02 No.355183177 File1316928422. png-(58 KB, 553x759, 1315201918637.png) wat

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A Fatal Mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)16:41:23 No.63368603 1610542778297.png 251 KB PNG >NOO000O000000000000000O WHY DID I NOT DO THE PULLUPS WHY DID I LISTEN TO /FIT/ >OH GOD I'M SLIPPING OFF AAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAААAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
: Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)16:41:23 No.63368603 1610542778297.png 251 KB PNG >NOO000O000000000000000O WHY DID I NOT DO THE PULLUPS WHY DID I LISTEN TO /FIT/ >OH GOD I'M SLIPPING OFF AAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAААAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Anon is a philosopher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)14:07:08 No.65281967 >obtained my philosophy degree over а year ago >the only questions I'm asked is "when are you gonna get a job?" 104 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)14:08:05 No.65281982 >>65281967_(OP)# >>obtained my philosophy degree over a year ago McDonald's is urgently hiring now, and they're the biggest employer in your field.
: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)14:07:08 No.65281967 >obtained my philosophy degree over а year ago >the only questions I'm asked is "when are you gonna get a job?" 104 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)14:08:05 No.65281982 >>65281967_(OP)# >>obtained my philosophy degree over a year ago McDonald's is urgently hiring now, and they're the biggest employer in your field.

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Anon is a neet | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)00:41:41 No.65275842 ► File: d5rny2c-a083c59c-f40e-43a(.).jpg (155 KB, 552x391) >>65275260 (OP) >wake up >still alive Yay- >Make tasty breakfast >Neet mode activated >Play vidya and practice drawing Been having a slight artblock but am doing good. Life is nice, do stuff you like and take care of yourself
O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)00:41:41 No.65275842 ► File: d5rny2c-a083c59c-f40e-43a(.).jpg (155 KB, 552x391) >>65275260 (OP) >wake up >still alive Yay- >Make tasty breakfast >Neet mode activated >Play vidya and practice drawing Been having a slight artblock but am doing good. Life is nice, do stuff you like and take care of yourself

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Read my Manifesto | /r/Greentext

File: 1630703377280.png (313 KB, 674x859) Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)05:22:05 No.65277427 [Reply] >>65277562 >>65277570 >be me >in high school >am a manlet, but strong and jacked from gymceling >two Chads come up to me >they're both skinny, but taller than me >they start doing their typical sharks surrounding their prey b------- >one of them has a screwdriver >grabs and tells me to hold still, tells me he's gonna take a picture with me >am kind of a p----, so say fine >he puts the screwdriver against my neck pretty hard while posing behind me >okay that does it >l into some kind of state of animalistic autism rage and am no longer thinking >Grab his screwdriver and throw it away >he starts laughing trying to grab me >I start punching the s--- out of his dumb f------ face >grab him, pick him up and throw him head first into a wall pretty hard >He falls down on his ass on the ground, looks dazed as f--- his eyes, are closed, blood is running down from the top of his head, seems unresponsive >starts making this weird ass noise that's like a mix of crying and screaming like he's dying >His friend did nothing the entire time >other high schoolers are watching in awe >basically s--- my f------ pants and run home >Graduation was in a week so I didn't come to school ever again out of fear This was 2 years ago and I still don't know what happened to him. I always wear a hat and sunglasses when going to the store so nobody recognizes me.
File: 1630703377280.png (313 KB, 674x859) Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)05:22:05 No.65277427 [Reply] >>65277562 >>65277570 >be me >in high school >am a manlet, but strong and jacked from gymceling >two Chads come up to me >they're both skinny, but taller than me >they start doing their typical sharks surrounding their prey b------- >one of them has a screwdriver >grabs and tells me to hold still, tells me he's gonna take a picture with me >am kind of a p----, so say fine >he puts the screwdriver against my neck pretty hard while posing behind me >okay that does it >l into some kind of state of animalistic autism rage and am no longer thinking >Grab his screwdriver and throw it away >he starts laughing trying to grab me >I start punching the s--- out of his dumb f------ face >grab him, pick him up and throw him head first into a wall pretty hard >He falls down on his ass on the ground, looks dazed as f--- his eyes, are closed, blood is running down from the top of his head, seems unresponsive >starts making this weird ass noise that's like a mix of crying and screaming like he's dying >His friend did nothing the entire time >other high schoolers are watching in awe >basically s--- my f------ pants and run home >Graduation was in a week so I didn't come to school ever again out of fear This was 2 years ago and I still don't know what happened to him. I always wear a hat and sunglasses when going to the store so nobody recognizes me.

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)20:56:57 No. 862539873 >>862539562 >Be me >be antagonized relentlessly by mentally ill mother >leave home >mother loses her s--- 101 KB JPG >tries to drag me back into her bs >knock the f--- out of her >go to prison >get out >go through a series of abusive relationships where I'm painted as the villain by mentally ill females >finally snap for real on one >mentally abuse the f--- out of her back >she kills herself >everyone that treated me like I was a monster shows nothing but respect for me MEW I not only got away with murder but the same people that pushed me to it rewarded me for it. nothing makes sense and humans are disgusting. >>862540034 # : Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)21:01:45 No. 862540034 >>862539765 # both >>862539873 # >knocks out his own mother based 10 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)20:56:57 No. 862539873 >>862539562 >Be me >be antagonized relentlessly by mentally ill mother >leave home >mother loses her s--- 101 KB JPG >tries to drag me back into her bs >knock the f--- out of her >go to prison >get out >go through a series of abusive relationships where I'm painted as the villain by mentally ill females >finally snap for real on one >mentally abuse the f--- out of her back >she kills herself >everyone that treated me like I was a monster shows nothing but respect for me MEW I not only got away with murder but the same people that pushed me to it rewarded me for it. nothing makes sense and humans are disgusting. >>862540034 # : Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)21:01:45 No. 862540034 >>862539765 # both >>862539873 # >knocks out his own mother based 10 KB PNG

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Anon is French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)23:20:59 No.850692739 >be me, Frenchman >wake up >don't shower or bursh teeth >put on my striped shirt and beret >have my breakfast c-------- >take bus to work 78 KB JPG >bus driver stops midroute because he's on strike >hop off, start the long walk to work in my bare feet >sidewalk is unfinished because the construction workers are on strike >trudge through the mud and find a couple snails to snack on >finally get to the office building >can't get inside because the doorman's on strike >call my (female) boss to tell her l'll be late >she says it's ok because she's on strike too >it's now 10 am, time for my union-mandated 3 hour lunch >track mud inside the restaurant >ask the waiter for the lunch special >he brings me two cigarettes and a cup of wine >eat standing up because the chairs are on strike >go home at 12 and take my union-mandated 5 day weekend yet another day I'm glad I'm not an american
: Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)23:20:59 No.850692739 >be me, Frenchman >wake up >don't shower or bursh teeth >put on my striped shirt and beret >have my breakfast c-------- >take bus to work 78 KB JPG >bus driver stops midroute because he's on strike >hop off, start the long walk to work in my bare feet >sidewalk is unfinished because the construction workers are on strike >trudge through the mud and find a couple snails to snack on >finally get to the office building >can't get inside because the doorman's on strike >call my (female) boss to tell her l'll be late >she says it's ok because she's on strike too >it's now 10 am, time for my union-mandated 3 hour lunch >track mud inside the restaurant >ask the waiter for the lunch special >he brings me two cigarettes and a cup of wine >eat standing up because the chairs are on strike >go home at 12 and take my union-mandated 5 day weekend yet another day I'm glad I'm not an american

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Anons roommate is a a Hypocrite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)21:01:51 No. 862540037 >guy I'm rooming with tells me that I can use his fridge since it's the only one in the house (its upstairs sort of near his room, I'm downstairs) >lol ok >fast forward to last night >hungry so I go up to the fridge and make myself a sandwich 23 KB JPG >go back to my room >hear a knock 5 minutes later >its my roommate and he's P----- >he screamed that he thought I was gonna kill him >kept repeating that he never told me I could use his fridge then stormed off >could hear him yelling to himself about me upstairs so I packed my s--- and left before he got any ideas Literally everyone in his family have killed people and he's an actual sociopath with anger issues so.. I think I'm gonna skip town since he knows where I work. I refuse to get killed over a f------ sandwich. Thate crazy people so, so much.. :^)
: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)21:01:51 No. 862540037 >guy I'm rooming with tells me that I can use his fridge since it's the only one in the house (its upstairs sort of near his room, I'm downstairs) >lol ok >fast forward to last night >hungry so I go up to the fridge and make myself a sandwich 23 KB JPG >go back to my room >hear a knock 5 minutes later >its my roommate and he's P----- >he screamed that he thought I was gonna kill him >kept repeating that he never told me I could use his fridge then stormed off >could hear him yelling to himself about me upstairs so I packed my s--- and left before he got any ideas Literally everyone in his family have killed people and he's an actual sociopath with anger issues so.. I think I'm gonna skip town since he knows where I work. I refuse to get killed over a f------ sandwich. Thate crazy people so, so much.. :^)

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Anon isn't gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP)# your gay as f--- h---
: Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with 77 KB JPG one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP)# your gay as f--- h---

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Anon really fucked up. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459448114 >>459448591 >>459448714 >>459448932 >>459449665 >>459450849 >>459450859 >>459450913 >>459451342 >>459451576 >>459452219 >>459452396 >>459452551 >459452560 >>459452939 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up O Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >459446862 >>459446971 >459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >459448714 >>459448840 >>459449054 >>459449110 >459449646 >>459449705 >459449793 >>459449815 >>459449828 >>459450020 >>459450110 >>459450278 >>459450587 >459450737 >>459450753 >>459450849 >>459450947 >>459451283 >>459451342 >>459451569 >>459451718 >>459452025 >>459452194 >>459452219 >>459452551 >>459452560 >>459453113 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459454368 >>459456974 File: Untitled. jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) Imgo glad ue parked net to cach, other! Every moning on m way to school I tok for urd, to in with youy I'm asa alsa witfing alla hapy we had écon,an ks We will Haro to,hana.gutsometie this summer text me Out sometine
Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:06:01 No.459443806 >>459444131 >>459444212 >>459444351 >>459444487 >>459444502 >>459444553 >459444685 >>459444879 >>459444890 >>459444905 >>459445053 >>459445313 >>459445493 >>459445682 >>459446376 >>459446550 >>459447064 >>459447101 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447668 >>459448114 >>459448591 >>459448714 >>459448932 >>459449665 >>459450849 >>459450859 >>459450913 >>459451342 >>459451576 >>459452219 >>459452396 >>459452551 >459452560 >>459452939 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459441153 >used to walk home from the bus stop every day with a cute tomboy in highschool and we got relatively close >she signed my yearbook at the end of senior year, but I never bothered to look at it >never saw her again after high school >looked back over my yearbook for s---- and giggles after about 10 years, turns out she left her phone number and a message saying that she wanted to hang out with me in the summer and to keep in contact I f----- up O Anonymous 04/21/19(Sun)21:31:53 No.459446550 >>459446673 >>459446692 >>459446737 >>459446761 >>459446776 >>459446813 >459446862 >>459446971 >459447026 >>459447062 >>459447064 >>459447165 >>459447260 >>459447328 >>459447352 >>459447453 >>459447507 >>459447545 >>459447553 >>459447571 >459447668 >>459447674 >>459447806 >>459447945 >>459447965 >>459448105 >>459448114 >>459448194 >>459448212 >>459448463 >>459448501 >>459448573 >>459448591 >>459448691 >459448714 >>459448840 >>459449054 >>459449110 >459449646 >>459449705 >459449793 >>459449815 >>459449828 >>459450020 >>459450110 >>459450278 >>459450587 >459450737 >>459450753 >>459450849 >>459450947 >>459451283 >>459451342 >>459451569 >>459451718 >>459452025 >>459452194 >>459452219 >>459452551 >>459452560 >>459453113 >>459453191 >>459454283 >>459454368 >>459456974 File: Untitled. jpg (2.03 MB, 4032x3024) Imgo glad ue parked net to cach, other! Every moning on m way to school I tok for urd, to in with youy I'm asa alsa witfing alla hapy we had écon,an ks We will Haro to,hana.gutsometie this summer text me Out sometine

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Okay, I made this. | /r/Greentext

File: awoy46W_460swp.jpg (63 KB, 460x529) U Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)15:28:51 No.862541090 >Вe me >Wanna play Minecraft with GF, since she is bored all the time and doesn't have hobbies >Install Java Version on her Laptop >Optimize her performance for portato PC >Try to set up Lan world >She can't join >Add firewall exception >She can't join >Deactivate Antivirus Firewall >She can't join >Set static IPV4 address in TCP protocol for both machines >She can't join >Set static IPV6 instead now as well >She can't join >open her CMD as admin,ipconfig, release, flushdns, renew, netsh int ip set dns, netsh winsock reset, restart >she can't join >have mental breakdown >go into router, manually forward ports, even tho we are connected locally >She can't join >Download Minecraft server >Update Java >Set arguments >give her my address >Server works, she joins over local IPV4 address, disconnected after a few seconds every time >Almost flipping my table >Give her my IPV6 address, once again, disable IPV4, she connects, stable connection. >MFW I literally had to become an geek to make a childgame work I still not know what the flying heck is wrong with our network. But im now the admin of a fully functional minecraft server, which is nice.
File: awoy46W_460swp.jpg (63 KB, 460x529) U Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)15:28:51 No.862541090 >Вe me >Wanna play Minecraft with GF, since she is bored all the time and doesn't have hobbies >Install Java Version on her Laptop >Optimize her performance for portato PC >Try to set up Lan world >She can't join >Add firewall exception >She can't join >Deactivate Antivirus Firewall >She can't join >Set static IPV4 address in TCP protocol for both machines >She can't join >Set static IPV6 instead now as well >She can't join >open her CMD as admin,ipconfig, release, flushdns, renew, netsh int ip set dns, netsh winsock reset, restart >she can't join >have mental breakdown >go into router, manually forward ports, even tho we are connected locally >She can't join >Download Minecraft server >Update Java >Set arguments >give her my address >Server works, she joins over local IPV4 address, disconnected after a few seconds every time >Almost flipping my table >Give her my IPV6 address, once again, disable IPV4, she connects, stable connection. >MFW I literally had to become an geek to make a childgame work I still not know what the flying heck is wrong with our network. But im now the admin of a fully functional minecraft server, which is nice.

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Anon is an ungrateful fuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)12:14:35 No.65122452 >tell egf l'm moving out and buying a house >slut starts planning to come visit me >starts implying she'll come over to live with me 65 KB JPG Lol why are these w----- so entitled? I'm moving out because I hate living with people, I don't want a f------ girl in my room who will stink up the place once a month, and be all moody. : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)12:26:04 No.65122528 : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)13:03:40 No.65122816 >gets a girl he can f--- for free >complains listen here you little s---, most girls would never do this even if you asked it of them. accept her offer or otherwise I will murder your family >>65125293 #
: Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)12:14:35 No.65122452 >tell egf l'm moving out and buying a house >slut starts planning to come visit me >starts implying she'll come over to live with me 65 KB JPG Lol why are these w----- so entitled? I'm moving out because I hate living with people, I don't want a f------ girl in my room who will stink up the place once a month, and be all moody. : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)12:26:04 No.65122528 : Anonymous 08/25/21(Wed)13:03:40 No.65122816 >gets a girl he can f--- for free >complains listen here you little s---, most girls would never do this even if you asked it of them. accept her offer or otherwise I will murder your family >>65125293 #

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Anon on Tinder | /r/Greentext

File: download (11).jpg (20 KB, 474x532) O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)17:26:09 No.862533610 ► >be me >6/10 male >download tinder just for fun >match with an 8/10 qt >we start chatting >we decide to hit it off >i get to her house to smash >she starts undressing >hellyeah.exe >she reveals her massive schlöng >boner ruined >tells me to turn around >wtfbitchno.wav >grab her ding dong >rip it off >leave Crisis avoided O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)17:56:23 No.862534550 File: 1626087939007.png (937 KB, 836x644) BYTCH BOL OUIT STALLING AND START SUCKING C--- NOW >rip her ding dong >leave are you still holding onto it anon
File: download (11).jpg (20 KB, 474x532) O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)17:26:09 No.862533610 ► >be me >6/10 male >download tinder just for fun >match with an 8/10 qt >we start chatting >we decide to hit it off >i get to her house to smash >she starts undressing >hellyeah.exe >she reveals her massive schlöng >boner ruined >tells me to turn around >wtfbitchno.wav >grab her ding dong >rip it off >leave Crisis avoided O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)17:56:23 No.862534550 File: 1626087939007.png (937 KB, 836x644) BYTCH BOL OUIT STALLING AND START SUCKING C--- NOW >rip her ding dong >leave are you still holding onto it anon

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File: download (16).jpg (9 KB, 301x167) O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)19:57:09 No.862537910 ► >get bullied in middle school >change schools and never see him again >meet 8/10 qt at high school >we hit it of and hook up >ffw 2 months later >get invited to her house to meet her family >open door to see my old bully >instantly recognize eachother >mfw i've been banging his sister >mfw he can't do anything about it without recognizing he's a d--- Give me advice on how to make the m------------ life worse O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)19:58:36 No.862537949 ► >>862537910 (OP) bang him too
File: download (16).jpg (9 KB, 301x167) O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)19:57:09 No.862537910 ► >get bullied in middle school >change schools and never see him again >meet 8/10 qt at high school >we hit it of and hook up >ffw 2 months later >get invited to her house to meet her family >open door to see my old bully >instantly recognize eachother >mfw i've been banging his sister >mfw he can't do anything about it without recognizing he's a d--- Give me advice on how to make the m------------ life worse O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)19:58:36 No.862537949 ► >>862537910 (OP) bang him too

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) >remove bin every week and rinse with hose 634 KB JPG Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)00:03:43 No.861472741 Has anyone used an under bed storage bin for their mattress-poop- hole setup? I feel like this could be a game changer. >poop through mattress poop hole >it falls into bin (pic related) >remove bin every week and rinse with hose 634 KB JPG Did I just discover a game changer? Are there reasons not to do this?

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