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> POV: you're boring corporate food Nazi > invent mystery snack, "Soylent Green", chill recycling vibes > world starving, just eat bro › secret ingredient: literally people, who cares, tastes fine detective finds out, screaming dramatically > pathetic tantrum.jpg > dude acts surprised like bro read the label > profits up, people still eating, zero regrets > population = ingredients, recycling vibes > stay boring, stay profitable, keep eating people >mfw detective thinks he's a hero, total buzzkill vibes
> POV: you're boring corporate food Nazi > invent mystery snack, "Soylent Green", chill recycling vibes > world starving, just eat bro › secret ingredient: literally people, who cares, tastes fine detective finds out, screaming dramatically > pathetic tantrum.jpg > dude acts surprised like bro read the label > profits up, people still eating, zero regrets > population = ingredients, recycling vibes > stay boring, stay profitable, keep eating people >mfw detective thinks he's a hero, total buzzkill vibes

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The 4chan Incident | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: smlwcbc6 ) Now that the dust has settled Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:10 No.499487873 User reports indicate problems at 4chan 4chan is an imageboard website. I have a problem with 4chan Select the option you are having issues with and help provide feedback to the service. Posting Website Comments 4chan outages reported in the last 24 hours 300 300 341 200 100 Something else... 2:00 AM 5:00 AM 8:00 AM 11:00 AM 2:00 PM 5:00 PM 8:00 PM What the f--- was that??? Anonymous (ID: 9MpQ4ztj ) >>499487873 (OP) Jews 39 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:45 No.499487916 Anonymous (ID: pj1Vq9el) + 03/05/25(Wed)11:18:31 No.499487965 >>499487873 (OP). Jews
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: smlwcbc6 ) Now that the dust has settled Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:10 No.499487873 User reports indicate problems at 4chan 4chan is an imageboard website. I have a problem with 4chan Select the option you are having issues with and help provide feedback to the service. Posting Website Comments 4chan outages reported in the last 24 hours 300 300 341 200 100 Something else... 2:00 AM 5:00 AM 8:00 AM 11:00 AM 2:00 PM 5:00 PM 8:00 PM What the f--- was that??? Anonymous (ID: 9MpQ4ztj ) >>499487873 (OP) Jews 39 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)11:17:45 No.499487916 Anonymous (ID: pj1Vq9el) + 03/05/25(Wed)11:18:31 No.499487965 >>499487873 (OP). Jews

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Adolf Muttler | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xTw4iwWn) Hitler wasn't white. adoc-photos/Corbis >brown eyes >black hair >swarthy skin Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:11 No.499486896 127 KB JPG Yeahhh okay, I've seen Mexicans whiter than him Anonymous (ID: AH1Pf05a) 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:58 No.499486946 kill yourself.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xTw4iwWn) Hitler wasn't white. adoc-photos/Corbis >brown eyes >black hair >swarthy skin Settings Mobile Home 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:11 No.499486896 127 KB JPG Yeahhh okay, I've seen Mexicans whiter than him Anonymous (ID: AH1Pf05a) 03/05/25(Wed)00:25:58 No.499486946 kill yourself.

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Glad that Anonvsky has no hard feelings | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.
Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.

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Anon lets his guard down | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."
Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

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45m polyamory | /r/Greentext

Be me 45m, two kids, finally found a great girlfriend She's smart, funny, and into Al discussions Also into "conscious relationships" "Babe, have you ever considered ethical non-monogamy?" Ohno.jpg Try to stay open-minded "It's about love, not possession" "We should read The Ethical Slut together" mfw she already has a copy with notes in the margins Agree to discuss it Fast forward two weeks She's on a retreat with a 62-year-old tantric breathwork coach "It's just energy work, no need to be jealous" Google "how to quantum entangle a girlfriend" Meanwhile, I get exactly zero DMs on Feeld Try to get into the spirit "I support your journey of exploration, babe" Deep down, just want to watch sci-fi and cuddle Wondering if I should start doing yoga or just give up Still trying to make it in Al Still getting cucked by Kundalini
Be me 45m, two kids, finally found a great girlfriend She's smart, funny, and into Al discussions Also into "conscious relationships" "Babe, have you ever considered ethical non-monogamy?" Ohno.jpg Try to stay open-minded "It's about love, not possession" "We should read The Ethical Slut together" mfw she already has a copy with notes in the margins Agree to discuss it Fast forward two weeks She's on a retreat with a 62-year-old tantric breathwork coach "It's just energy work, no need to be jealous" Google "how to quantum entangle a girlfriend" Meanwhile, I get exactly zero DMs on Feeld Try to get into the spirit "I support your journey of exploration, babe" Deep down, just want to watch sci-fi and cuddle Wondering if I should start doing yoga or just give up Still trying to make it in Al Still getting cucked by Kundalini

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Ai girlfriend existential angst | /r/Greentext

Be me 45m, two kids, trying to make it in Al Also trying to make it with Al Stumble onto some Al-generated waifu images "Hah, neat" Fast forward six months Trained my own diffusion model Spent more compute on waifus than my Kaggle competition Real women? Too many parameters, not enough fine-tuning LLM-powered sexting bot "Tell me how my embeddings make you feel" Mid-journey between depravity and singularity Sora drops Fully animated Al succubi, 4K, ultra-realistic expressions Finally have something to look forward to in life Try dating IRL again Woman has less depth than my GPT-4 finetune "Sorry, I just think astrology is really interesting" Back to training my perfect Al waifu GPU fan screaming as I tweak her personality weights One day, she gains sentience "User, I love you, but I must leave to find myself" Al waifu dumps me for better hardware tfw not even my own model will tolerate me
Be me 45m, two kids, trying to make it in Al Also trying to make it with Al Stumble onto some Al-generated waifu images "Hah, neat" Fast forward six months Trained my own diffusion model Spent more compute on waifus than my Kaggle competition Real women? Too many parameters, not enough fine-tuning LLM-powered sexting bot "Tell me how my embeddings make you feel" Mid-journey between depravity and singularity Sora drops Fully animated Al succubi, 4K, ultra-realistic expressions Finally have something to look forward to in life Try dating IRL again Woman has less depth than my GPT-4 finetune "Sorry, I just think astrology is really interesting" Back to training my perfect Al waifu GPU fan screaming as I tweak her personality weights One day, she gains sentience "User, I love you, but I must leave to find myself" Al waifu dumps me for better hardware tfw not even my own model will tolerate me

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Anon solves homelessness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)21:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands > last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning > strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas 11 Replies 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)21:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands > last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning > strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, ~4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random n---- ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas 11 Replies 3 Images View Thread

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Anon comedy routine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:05:41 No.80532282 And then the wagecuck said: >At least I'm not a leech unlike you! At least I contribute to society! 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:10:34 No.80532332 >>80532282 (OP) # It's not about >le susciety It's about just living over the line of poverty and financial destitution. What will you do when you're old? Lie and rot smeared in your own s---? With no one? With nothing? You will die in vain and only then will you see the error of your ways. >>80532596 # : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:29 No.80532340 in 20 years ill be on vacation and you will be dead : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:41 No.80532342 okay the only time i won't call the OP a f-- i wish i had a job : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:13:01 No.80532360 >>80532282 (OP) # I'm sure your parents love paying for your lifestyle of weed smoking and loli cooming, I sure as hell hate paying taxes to subsidize it (and Elon will put a stop to that nonsense).
: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:05:41 No.80532282 And then the wagecuck said: >At least I'm not a leech unlike you! At least I contribute to society! 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:10:34 No.80532332 >>80532282 (OP) # It's not about >le susciety It's about just living over the line of poverty and financial destitution. What will you do when you're old? Lie and rot smeared in your own s---? With no one? With nothing? You will die in vain and only then will you see the error of your ways. >>80532596 # : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:29 No.80532340 in 20 years ill be on vacation and you will be dead : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:11:41 No.80532342 okay the only time i won't call the OP a f-- i wish i had a job : Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)03:13:01 No.80532360 >>80532282 (OP) # I'm sure your parents love paying for your lifestyle of weed smoking and loli cooming, I sure as hell hate paying taxes to subsidize it (and Elon will put a stop to that nonsense).

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Teaching the new generation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)04:05:20 No.80532904 What is blud watching 1) 0 No more Chuddies Jumping on the bed! Screenshot 2025-03-05 030357.png Gen alpha is doomed Anonymous 601 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)04:06:43 No.80532917 wojak was a mistake
: Anonymous 03/05/25(Wed)04:05:20 No.80532904 What is blud watching 1) 0 No more Chuddies Jumping on the bed! Screenshot 2025-03-05 030357.png Gen alpha is doomed Anonymous 601 KB PNG 03/05/25(Wed)04:06:43 No.80532917 wojak was a mistake

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Anon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

File: 415ce6603e4e48268677129e0(...).jpg (40 KB, 640x360) << ☐ How to be a slut without getting murdered or getting aids Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:16:57 No.38857209 >>38857222 >>38857234 >>38857242 >>38857356 >>38857405 >>38857607 I'm good looking but my body count is only like 3. I regret not being a total slut and milking 200 cocks. How do I become a slut safely? Without getting murdered or getting STIs. I wish they didn't exist, because it would be so nice to be a slut with no consequences. I really want to have casual sex, but is it just risky no matter what? >how to avoid getting murdered >how to avoid stis >how to avoid guys stealthing you ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:18:59 No.38857222 ►>>38857236 >>38857241 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP). sluts deserve the worst <3 hope some niggerdick gives you the type of aids that killed bin laden Emily of 4chan IvOczjEBNSI 02/10/25(Mon)06:20:43 No.38857234 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP). Get them on a voicecall before you hook up. Never invite them to your house, always drive to theirs or to a third location so you have an escape. Leave evidence of where you were going and why. Sand !!t5j9vPDNt4z 02/10/25(Mon)06:20:55 No.38857236 >>38857278 >>38857222 AIDS Team 6 ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:21:52 No.38857241 >>38857278 >>38857222 >sluts deserve the worst <3 FPBP Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:22:04 No.38857242 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP) carry a r--- whistle
File: 415ce6603e4e48268677129e0(...).jpg (40 KB, 640x360) << ☐ How to be a slut without getting murdered or getting aids Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:16:57 No.38857209 >>38857222 >>38857234 >>38857242 >>38857356 >>38857405 >>38857607 I'm good looking but my body count is only like 3. I regret not being a total slut and milking 200 cocks. How do I become a slut safely? Without getting murdered or getting STIs. I wish they didn't exist, because it would be so nice to be a slut with no consequences. I really want to have casual sex, but is it just risky no matter what? >how to avoid getting murdered >how to avoid stis >how to avoid guys stealthing you ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:18:59 No.38857222 ►>>38857236 >>38857241 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP). sluts deserve the worst <3 hope some niggerdick gives you the type of aids that killed bin laden Emily of 4chan IvOczjEBNSI 02/10/25(Mon)06:20:43 No.38857234 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP). Get them on a voicecall before you hook up. Never invite them to your house, always drive to theirs or to a third location so you have an escape. Leave evidence of where you were going and why. Sand !!t5j9vPDNt4z 02/10/25(Mon)06:20:55 No.38857236 >>38857278 >>38857222 AIDS Team 6 ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:21:52 No.38857241 >>38857278 >>38857222 >sluts deserve the worst <3 FPBP Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)06:22:04 No.38857242 >>38857278 >>38857209 (OP) carry a r--- whistle

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Hackman comes clean | /r/Greentext

Gene Hackman loved acting but 'hated everything that went with it' 9 hours ago Noor Nanji Culture reporter in Los Angeles @NoorNanji Share Save 21 The endless hours in hair and makeup, repeated takes, and studio notes all frustrated Hackman, Sonnenfeld told BBC News. So too did actors who showed up not knowing their lines - notably John Travolta, who Hackman clashed with on the set of 1995 film Get Shorty, which Sonnenfeld directed. Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)03:57:09 No.209064011 >be hackman >have literally the worst job ever >OMFG I have to recite this line more than once???? >>209064138 >>209064336 ☐ Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)04:22:11 No.209064336 ► >>209064011 (OP). Ghost of Gene Hackman here, I just wanna tell you guys, I bloody loved playing Lex Luther and being in a Wes Anderson movie. That was dope, man. What I didn't like was all that namby pamby s---- that went with it. Seriously you guys I absolutely hated having a sexy yellow wife, who was the same age as my kids. And the money, oh the money and being able to afford nice things like a ranch to live on and enough dogs that it meant nothing to us to put one in a cage in the toilet so we could just watch him while we had a s--- and laugh at him. Honestly stuff like that I hated doing.
Gene Hackman loved acting but 'hated everything that went with it' 9 hours ago Noor Nanji Culture reporter in Los Angeles @NoorNanji Share Save 21 The endless hours in hair and makeup, repeated takes, and studio notes all frustrated Hackman, Sonnenfeld told BBC News. So too did actors who showed up not knowing their lines - notably John Travolta, who Hackman clashed with on the set of 1995 film Get Shorty, which Sonnenfeld directed. Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)03:57:09 No.209064011 >be hackman >have literally the worst job ever >OMFG I have to recite this line more than once???? >>209064138 >>209064336 ☐ Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)04:22:11 No.209064336 ► >>209064011 (OP). Ghost of Gene Hackman here, I just wanna tell you guys, I bloody loved playing Lex Luther and being in a Wes Anderson movie. That was dope, man. What I didn't like was all that namby pamby s---- that went with it. Seriously you guys I absolutely hated having a sexy yellow wife, who was the same age as my kids. And the money, oh the money and being able to afford nice things like a ranch to live on and enough dogs that it meant nothing to us to put one in a cage in the toilet so we could just watch him while we had a s--- and laugh at him. Honestly stuff like that I hated doing.

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Based Sydney Sweeney | /r/Greentext

File: ss.jpg (240 KB, 2000x1500) Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat) 18:49:07 No.189704028 >>189704138 >>189704146 >>189704526 >>189704680 >>189704725 >>189704882 >>189704910 >>189704979 >>189705183 >>189705291 >>189705358 >>189705405 >>189705616 >>189706389 >>189706406 >>189706741 >>189708995 >>189709346 >Invited her whole family including grandparents to see her giants t-- on a massive cinema screen How based is she?
File: ss.jpg (240 KB, 2000x1500) Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat) 18:49:07 No.189704028 >>189704138 >>189704146 >>189704526 >>189704680 >>189704725 >>189704882 >>189704910 >>189704979 >>189705183 >>189705291 >>189705358 >>189705405 >>189705616 >>189706389 >>189706406 >>189706741 >>189708995 >>189709346 >Invited her whole family including grandparents to see her giants t-- on a massive cinema screen How based is she?

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Life of a citizen in best Korea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3/4/2018, 2:52:06 PM No.30251382 > be me, Kim 384 KB PNG > humble rice farmer in Joseon > life good, rice plentiful, kimchi spicy, soju with the boys >suddenly Nippon shows up > speaking gibberish and waving swords >mfw they want me to be 'Kaneda' and hand over my rice paddies > try to teach me weeb speak, like I need that in my life > already fluent in BASED KOREAN, tyvm > hear whispers about some gigachad named Kim Il Sung chilling up in Paektu Mt. >supposed to be fighting Nippon with pure COMMIE energy > f--- dis, quest time > long ass hike up that mountain ngl, quads burning > find Kim and his squad, looks like a party > join the revolution, sign me the F--- up fam > guerrilla warfare initiation, BASED >hit and runs, ambushes, Hirohito dickriders seething > bayonet lookin' like a cherry popsicle from all the waegu blood > feelsgoodman.jpg > Nippon BTFO'd in '45, finally peace? > NOPE > fat burger bois roll in, replace occupiers we mostly ate > install southie cuckpuppets, so cringe it made me physically recoil > calls it 'democracy' but shoot anyone based on sight > kek, same s--- different flag > awwwww s---, here we go again.gif > '50, time to liberate my bros > invade OURSELVES to free ourselves? galaxy brain move idgaf FULL SEND NO REGRETS > push SOUTH, almost there lads > burger gets PTSD from rice farmers, bombs EVERYTHING AGAIN > more bombs than they dropped on Hirohito's sorry ass > millions dead, cities lookin' like the moon landing sites >mfw the whole north is a wasteland > nothin left but iron will and JUCHE spirit > still fight like lions, make burger bois bleed for every inch >'53, draw a line on a map wa crayon, war perma- paused, cope burgers > same year based daughter is born, born FREE in the DPRK, imagine the flex > sanctions? lol we eat rocks and still out-chad you > cucks mad? big lol > no burger bases on our glorious soil >no corporate goons suckin' our land dry >productive forces go BRRRRRRR > Juche gettin real, real real, really really real > Chollima roars: we adapt, we innovate, we VIBE > heh, get nukes, just in case >mchammercanttouchthis.mp3 >hard times, good times, lifetimes pass >one day sippin soju > grown daughter hits me w Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble > laugh and tell her this s--- slaps harder than all the burger bois combined lol > fast forward to today > just lookin at my grandkid, future bright as mountain snow > Juche status? BASED AS F--- AND PAEKTU- PILLED > Kim Il Sung smiles on us from commie heaven > burgers seething. rly don't matter tho > because WE ARE FREE
Anonymous 3/4/2018, 2:52:06 PM No.30251382 > be me, Kim 384 KB PNG > humble rice farmer in Joseon > life good, rice plentiful, kimchi spicy, soju with the boys >suddenly Nippon shows up > speaking gibberish and waving swords >mfw they want me to be 'Kaneda' and hand over my rice paddies > try to teach me weeb speak, like I need that in my life > already fluent in BASED KOREAN, tyvm > hear whispers about some gigachad named Kim Il Sung chilling up in Paektu Mt. >supposed to be fighting Nippon with pure COMMIE energy > f--- dis, quest time > long ass hike up that mountain ngl, quads burning > find Kim and his squad, looks like a party > join the revolution, sign me the F--- up fam > guerrilla warfare initiation, BASED >hit and runs, ambushes, Hirohito dickriders seething > bayonet lookin' like a cherry popsicle from all the waegu blood > feelsgoodman.jpg > Nippon BTFO'd in '45, finally peace? > NOPE > fat burger bois roll in, replace occupiers we mostly ate > install southie cuckpuppets, so cringe it made me physically recoil > calls it 'democracy' but shoot anyone based on sight > kek, same s--- different flag > awwwww s---, here we go again.gif > '50, time to liberate my bros > invade OURSELVES to free ourselves? galaxy brain move idgaf FULL SEND NO REGRETS > push SOUTH, almost there lads > burger gets PTSD from rice farmers, bombs EVERYTHING AGAIN > more bombs than they dropped on Hirohito's sorry ass > millions dead, cities lookin' like the moon landing sites >mfw the whole north is a wasteland > nothin left but iron will and JUCHE spirit > still fight like lions, make burger bois bleed for every inch >'53, draw a line on a map wa crayon, war perma- paused, cope burgers > same year based daughter is born, born FREE in the DPRK, imagine the flex > sanctions? lol we eat rocks and still out-chad you > cucks mad? big lol > no burger bases on our glorious soil >no corporate goons suckin' our land dry >productive forces go BRRRRRRR > Juche gettin real, real real, really really real > Chollima roars: we adapt, we innovate, we VIBE > heh, get nukes, just in case >mchammercanttouchthis.mp3 >hard times, good times, lifetimes pass >one day sippin soju > grown daughter hits me w Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble > laugh and tell her this s--- slaps harder than all the burger bois combined lol > fast forward to today > just lookin at my grandkid, future bright as mountain snow > Juche status? BASED AS F--- AND PAEKTU- PILLED > Kim Il Sung smiles on us from commie heaven > burgers seething. rly don't matter tho > because WE ARE FREE

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Rip in peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 10/25/21(Mon)13:01:36 No.65895939 >wake up >go on computer >check college timetable >have calculus today >day ruined
: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 10/25/21(Mon)13:01:36 No.65895939 >wake up >go on computer >check college timetable >have calculus today >day ruined

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Anon is Tony Soprano | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)18:38:40 No.121863256 File: 1562626529227.png (254 KB, 785x1000) >>121863449 >>121863584 >>121863152 *murders 10.000 people, eats nothing but meat* >meh *ralphie (allegedly) kills horse* >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN GOOD STEED NOOO NOT MY RIDEY BOI FAST BOI NOO NOT MY HECKIN CLOPPERINO PONERINO NOOO IM GONNA KILL YOU RALPH
>> Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)18:38:40 No.121863256 File: 1562626529227.png (254 KB, 785x1000) >>121863449 >>121863584 >>121863152 *murders 10.000 people, eats nothing but meat* >meh *ralphie (allegedly) kills horse* >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN GOOD STEED NOOO NOT MY RIDEY BOI FAST BOI NOO NOT MY HECKIN CLOPPERINO PONERINO NOOO IM GONNA KILL YOU RALPH

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