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Anonymous 01/23/25(Thu)18:34:59 No.147232134 >>147231957 (OP) >trusting /co/ first mistake
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WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933
WHITE MEN WARE BRORISTS Anonymous (ID: but4a/SE >work for fish and wildlife bureau >be Belongingness Coordinator 01/23/25(Thu)17:40:13 No.495205925 >travel to field offices to give lectures on how to spot and address microaggressions >just out of school so I only make 80k >and it sucks having to fly all over the country >but it's worth it knowing I'm making the workplace safer for minorities >ffwd to jan 20 >Trump f------ fires me for no f------ reason >wake up ppl its literally Germany 1933

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Anon gets their dna tested | /r/Greentext

44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there
44 KB JPG >Be 19 >Bought ancestrydna test for my mother, father and I >Turns out my father isn't my real dad >I show him the results and since he's old af he doesn't get it >I was his only child >Since he's refusing to understand I am forced to explain it to him >He immediately leaves my mom and tells me he's going to go on a hunting trip to get his mind off these things >Find out weeks later he shot himself out there

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None can resist Chad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.
Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.
Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.

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Saturday night feces | /r/Greentext

190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng
190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng

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Is this normal behavior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy

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Fiction Fighters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046
Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046

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Chud doesn't believe in global warming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that
: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that

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Cap African America is able to block the Hulk? Who was paid to write this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed) 09:39:25 No.208081445 > $600M budget Anonymous DEI 1737340270570.jpg 799 KB JPG 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:30 No.208081464
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed) 09:39:25 No.208081445 > $600M budget Anonymous DEI 1737340270570.jpg 799 KB JPG 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:30 No.208081464

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"Coffee. At your place?" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 18:29:28 No.75346864 View Report >>75343268 >be me 25 year old KHV >work the tills in big d------- mall >lunch every day 2pm >notice cute barista girl with her stupid buddies >damnthatsaprettyface.png picrelated >every day same routine >holy f--- I want to ask her out so bad >think that she would make fun of me at work because we work together >know I can't do this without it being weird >no game I really want to ask her out to a drink or something? How do I pull this off?
Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 18:29:28 No.75346864 View Report >>75343268 >be me 25 year old KHV >work the tills in big d------- mall >lunch every day 2pm >notice cute barista girl with her stupid buddies >damnthatsaprettyface.png picrelated >every day same routine >holy f--- I want to ask her out so bad >think that she would make fun of me at work because we work together >know I can't do this without it being weird >no game I really want to ask her out to a drink or something? How do I pull this off?

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Anonymous प 597 KB PNG 08/16/19(Fri)01:14:54 No.42345366 >4-5 inch barrel >weighs 5 lbs >has a laser sight that integrates with a combat HUD >but its issued to officers who typically don't wear them >fires 12.7x40mm Semi Armor Piercing High Explosive magnum rounds at almost 4 rounds a second from a 12 round mag The UNSC were madlads. The muzzle flip on this thing and the recoil must have shattered wrists. >>42345419 # >>42345516 # >>42353657 #
Anonymous प 597 KB PNG 08/16/19(Fri)01:14:54 No.42345366 >4-5 inch barrel >weighs 5 lbs >has a laser sight that integrates with a combat HUD >but its issued to officers who typically don't wear them >fires 12.7x40mm Semi Armor Piercing High Explosive magnum rounds at almost 4 rounds a second from a 12 round mag The UNSC were madlads. The muzzle flip on this thing and the recoil must have shattered wrists. >>42345419 # >>42345516 # >>42353657 #

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Whew. Close one. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)02:37:31 No.80142422 >half asleep and groggy >realize i havent texted my gf in weeks >panic that were drifting apart >worried im going to lose her >wake up in a frenzy >remember i dont have a girlfriend and never did phew what a relief View Thread
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)02:37:31 No.80142422 >half asleep and groggy >realize i havent texted my gf in weeks >panic that were drifting apart >worried im going to lose her >wake up in a frenzy >remember i dont have a girlfriend and never did phew what a relief View Thread

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Anon is the biggest loser in anime | /r/Greentext

16h (01/23/25 01:26)· 275418711 · 55 Re - 4 Img JPG 11KB (300x213) nobitcha.jpg 51 Replies Is there a more worthless loser in all of anime? 15h (01/23/25 01:27) 275418762 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:30) 275418828 >>275418711 (OP) 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418850 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418859 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:50) · 275419354 >>275418711 (OP) 0
16h (01/23/25 01:26)· 275418711 · 55 Re - 4 Img JPG 11KB (300x213) nobitcha.jpg 51 Replies Is there a more worthless loser in all of anime? 15h (01/23/25 01:27) 275418762 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:30) 275418828 >>275418711 (OP) 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418850 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418859 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:50) · 275419354 >>275418711 (OP) 0

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Anon Likes Fantastic Beasts | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.700645614 ► File: Harry-and-Dumbledore.jpg (88 KB, 1280x721) >Harry, did I ever tell you about the time my mentally ill secret nephew had sex with Voldemort's snake? >He was a good friend.
☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.700645614 ► File: Harry-and-Dumbledore.jpg (88 KB, 1280x721) >Harry, did I ever tell you about the time my mentally ill secret nephew had sex with Voldemort's snake? >He was a good friend.

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Anon doesn't like high school movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:17:25 No.208082828 اسانا : الاما لعمر IN FINLITI 2025 LECHYLECHY file.jpg 349 KB JPG >80s, 90s, 2000 high school movie >nerd wins by stealing a------'s gf >sees this as a win Why is this so common? The last thing I would want is a girl who has sucked my bully's c---. Are Hollywood writers just nerds who got mindbroken by bullies?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:17:25 No.208082828 اسانا : الاما لعمر IN FINLITI 2025 LECHYLECHY file.jpg 349 KB JPG >80s, 90s, 2000 high school movie >nerd wins by stealing a------'s gf >sees this as a win Why is this so common? The last thing I would want is a girl who has sucked my bully's c---. Are Hollywood writers just nerds who got mindbroken by bullies?

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