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Anon moves to Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------
: Kek I hate n------ 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears 105 KB JPG >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------

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Anon is an outlaw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:27:03 No.858827917 >reside in town of Agua Fria >considered an outlaw >somebody sends arizona ranger after me >people say the ranger is going to shoot me 57 KB JPG >mfw >day of >it was 20 past 11 when we walked out in the street >folks were watching from the windows everybody held theur breath, bc they knew i wld cap this rangers ass >i hadnt cleared leather before i was shot and killed >i might have went on livin but i made one fatal slip when i tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:27:03 No.858827917 >reside in town of Agua Fria >considered an outlaw >somebody sends arizona ranger after me >people say the ranger is going to shoot me 57 KB JPG >mfw >day of >it was 20 past 11 when we walked out in the street >folks were watching from the windows everybody held theur breath, bc they knew i wld cap this rangers ass >i hadnt cleared leather before i was shot and killed >i might have went on livin but i made one fatal slip when i tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip

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Anon is a crypto influencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #
: Anonymous 07/02/21(Fri)03:55:18 No.64399803 1597869454739.png 19 KB PNG >>64399637 (OP) # >invests In crypto once >loses a month of wages I'm something of a day trader myself >>64399853 # >>64399880 #

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anon goes to the gym early | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)06:56:26 No.62110658 >Be me last week >Go to the gym at 4 am >It's empty as f---, not even a person is at the reception >Everything is empty >FUCKYEAH.jpg >Go Running and do the Macarena hand moves while running >Done with running >Do a silly walk like l'm the king of the world while moving to the weights >Start benching and moving plates while doing silly dance moves >Moonwalk to the next exercise while curling as well >Do that Usain Bolt posture he does after running in front of the mirror before exercise and say loudly IM THE BEST >Do exercise and after that start doing pull ups while screaming some stupid song s--- and YEEEAAAHHH every time l'm at the top. >Done with exercise a hour later >Pick up my stuff >Go to the front >See women at the reception >She's smiling, turns the monitor and shows me the screen >She saw everything >She says nice moves I like them :) >Hahaha... yeah thanks... >Go change and go back >Before I go out she says >How about you show me those move next time you come here? >Ahhhh, sure... Training at the morning alone is the best s--- there is.
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)06:56:26 No.62110658 >Be me last week >Go to the gym at 4 am >It's empty as f---, not even a person is at the reception >Everything is empty >FUCKYEAH.jpg >Go Running and do the Macarena hand moves while running >Done with running >Do a silly walk like l'm the king of the world while moving to the weights >Start benching and moving plates while doing silly dance moves >Moonwalk to the next exercise while curling as well >Do that Usain Bolt posture he does after running in front of the mirror before exercise and say loudly IM THE BEST >Do exercise and after that start doing pull ups while screaming some stupid song s--- and YEEEAAAHHH every time l'm at the top. >Done with exercise a hour later >Pick up my stuff >Go to the front >See women at the reception >She's smiling, turns the monitor and shows me the screen >She saw everything >She says nice moves I like them :) >Hahaha... yeah thanks... >Go change and go back >Before I go out she says >How about you show me those move next time you come here? >Ahhhh, sure... Training at the morning alone is the best s--- there is.

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Anon doesn't get the reaction he wanted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous take the self improvement pill 07/11/21(Sun)22:32:22 No.64528210 >fall for the self improvement meme >lose weight >dress better >get a nice hair cut >constant compliments from grannies and bros on the street 64 KB JPG 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous take the self improvement pill 07/11/21(Sun)22:32:22 No.64528210 >fall for the self improvement meme >lose weight >dress better >get a nice hair cut >constant compliments from grannies and bros on the street 64 KB JPG 6 Replies View Thread

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Jew anon gets his confidence back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a 216 KB PNG rented house >family is mostly poor >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/
: Anonymous 07/12/21(Mon)10:53:57 No.858813752 >be Jewish >have money >no job >no friends >Kissless virgin >live with parents in a 216 KB PNG rented house >family is mostly poor >Go on 4chan >Everyone tells me that Jews run the banks, the media, and the government and managed to trick the world >Suddenly feel better about myself Thanks for helping me gain confidence /b/

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Ignorance is bliss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)05:26:37 No.64511506 >be me >20 year old virgin >have barely any communication with women >friend's got a girlfriend >they are going through tough time >I can see that she's only dating 68 KB JPG him because she doesn't want to be single >tell him to BTFO her >he actually listens >he's been consuming a lot of alcohol for the past month >jokes about committing suicide I like to think I made him dodge a bullet there.
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)05:26:37 No.64511506 >be me >20 year old virgin >have barely any communication with women >friend's got a girlfriend >they are going through tough time >I can see that she's only dating 68 KB JPG him because she doesn't want to be single >tell him to BTFO her >he actually listens >he's been consuming a lot of alcohol for the past month >jokes about committing suicide I like to think I made him dodge a bullet there.

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Anon has a wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:05:43 No.56629646 >Get married in Skyrim >Walk into my house in Whiterun >"It's good to see you again, my love" >Leave and re-enter so she'll say it again 191 KB PNG Anyone else know this feel? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:12:49 No.56629729 Bro, this post. Just. 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:05:43 No.56629646 >Get married in Skyrim >Walk into my house in Whiterun >"It's good to see you again, my love" >Leave and re-enter so she'll say it again 191 KB PNG Anyone else know this feel? 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/07/20(Fri)14:12:49 No.56629729 Bro, this post. Just. 33 KB JPG

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anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)23:55:54 No.64520274 >.non... Anon! Stop crying, it was just a nightmare. You aren't an "incel wagecuck." I'm here, rest your head on my lap *pets you* 146 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)23:55:54 No.64520274 >.non... Anon! Stop crying, it was just a nightmare. You aren't an "incel wagecuck." I'm here, rest your head on my lap *pets you* 146 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon gets a sign | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:03:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out 31 KB JPG >l gave so many signs... (so many times) : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:04:40 No.64519080 >>64519071 (OP) # F--- off, I don't owe you s---. >>64523068 # >>64523858 # : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:05:45 No.64519087 >>64519071 (OP) # >was sending me sexual pics of you and bf one of them signals too?
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:03:40 No.64519071 >Anon I'm that girl you never had the balls to talk to or deemed I wasn't enough for you at the time >We could have had a happy family together >You didn't even hear me out 31 KB JPG >l gave so many signs... (so many times) : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:04:40 No.64519080 >>64519071 (OP) # F--- off, I don't owe you s---. >>64523068 # >>64523858 # : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)07:05:45 No.64519087 >>64519071 (OP) # >was sending me sexual pics of you and bf one of them signals too?

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Anon posted the wrong pic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture 200 KB JPG >put this stupid picture of this fish in a mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms
: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)22:53:06 No.771737312 >/b/ me >write incredibly long greentext about the sad story of my relationship with my gf and our breakup >go to post it >remember i haven't linked a picture 200 KB JPG >put this stupid picture of this fish in a mousetrap >file was too big >lost the story Kms

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Anon won the Copa America | /r/Greentext

162596552499.png [S] ( 1.16MB , VAMO00 ARGENTINA.png ) E Anónimo 4 min /#/ 145998 [X] *PUM PUM* >VAAAMOOO ARGENTINA *PUM PUM* >METAN GOLE' CARAJO *PUM PUM* Responder
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Is that you Derek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:01:38 No.64526679 >Be me >Criminal >Break into home >Take money and tech >Thought nobody was home >Black kid jumps out at me while I was unplugging his xbox 459 KB JPG >He stabs me 3 times in the back >Tells me the police are already on their way >Oh s---.jpeg >Cops arrive >They see black kid looming over me and me on the ground >Cops shoot black kid then leave >Pic unrelated
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)23:01:38 No.64526679 >Be me >Criminal >Break into home >Take money and tech >Thought nobody was home >Black kid jumps out at me while I was unplugging his xbox 459 KB JPG >He stabs me 3 times in the back >Tells me the police are already on their way >Oh s---.jpeg >Cops arrive >They see black kid looming over me and me on the ground >Cops shoot black kid then leave >Pic unrelated

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Anon had a good day | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)18:02:13 No.858792984 >went on a bike ride today >rode through forest etc. >later drove to city >went to go get ice-cream >also visited my grandma >came back home happy today was a good day pic unrelated just found it funny JESSE I HAVE ME SOUTH AMERICA
O Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)18:02:13 No.858792984 >went on a bike ride today >rode through forest etc. >later drove to city >went to go get ice-cream >also visited my grandma >came back home happy today was a good day pic unrelated just found it funny JESSE I HAVE ME SOUTH AMERICA

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Anon is smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)22:50:36 No.64526525 >go on random tutorial >type "why did you make this tutorial I already know how to do it" >leave without an explanation 65 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)22:50:36 No.64526525 >go on random tutorial >type "why did you make this tutorial I already know how to do it" >leave without an explanation 65 KB JPG

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Anon now lives alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:23:24 No.858793886 >mom caught me unironically playing with my poop in the toilet >she's moving out without me and leaving me all alone >l'm 28 4 KB JPG What do I do? I don't know how to use the microwave. : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:27:38 No.858794055 : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:28:20 No.858794084 Learn or kill yourself >>858794136 #
: Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:23:24 No.858793886 >mom caught me unironically playing with my poop in the toilet >she's moving out without me and leaving me all alone >l'm 28 4 KB JPG What do I do? I don't know how to use the microwave. : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:27:38 No.858794055 : Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)17:28:20 No.858794084 Learn or kill yourself >>858794136 #

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