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Anon is wondering | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 3wKojLS2 02/22/22(Tue)10:53:55 No.362420767 Capture.png 79 KB PNG >another world conflict soon to escalate for 3rd time >continues to do nothing and just exist How do they do it amigos? : Anonymous (ID: IMCSK261 02/22/22(Tue)10:56:41 No.362421023 Be severely underdeveloped, poor, and irrelevant.
: Anonymous (ID: 3wKojLS2 02/22/22(Tue)10:53:55 No.362420767 Capture.png 79 KB PNG >another world conflict soon to escalate for 3rd time >continues to do nothing and just exist How do they do it amigos? : Anonymous (ID: IMCSK261 02/22/22(Tue)10:56:41 No.362421023 Be severely underdeveloped, poor, and irrelevant.

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Anon does mitosis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)23:20:26 No.782262490 [Reply] D >0 >8 >0 0 >mfw mitosis
Anonymous 10/13/18(Sat)23:20:26 No.782262490 [Reply] D >0 >8 >0 0 >mfw mitosis

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Anon doesn't know what boundaries are. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)20:57:31 No.67525262 >>67515557 # >learn how to flirt >decide to try it in person >she freaks out >cops arrive and remove me >awaiting court date for sexual harassment
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)20:57:31 No.67525262 >>67515557 # >learn how to flirt >decide to try it in person >she freaks out >cops arrive and remove me >awaiting court date for sexual harassment

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Anon contemplates women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)20:13:00 No.43912176 Why do women always bring the worst out in men? I mean, yeah. That's not really their fault. This is on us, if anything. But it seems that when we're in the presence of the female gender, we just stop functioning. 467 KB PNG >at con >solaire cosplay >practised praising the sun >squat, extend, arms out, "praise the sun!" >just those four steps >get pictures taken doing this >mostly with other cosplayers >qt wants one >fuckyes.gif >stand next to her >same four steps as always >squat >extend >arms out >brain has a glitch and says "heil hitler!" instead
: Anonymous 03/16/18(Fri)20:13:00 No.43912176 Why do women always bring the worst out in men? I mean, yeah. That's not really their fault. This is on us, if anything. But it seems that when we're in the presence of the female gender, we just stop functioning. 467 KB PNG >at con >solaire cosplay >practised praising the sun >squat, extend, arms out, "praise the sun!" >just those four steps >get pictures taken doing this >mostly with other cosplayers >qt wants one >fuckyes.gif >stand next to her >same four steps as always >squat >extend >arms out >brain has a glitch and says "heil hitler!" instead

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Anon is from South | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)01:35:05 No.142310924 1591490846508.png 250 KB PNG >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!
: Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)01:35:05 No.142310924 1591490846508.png 250 KB PNG >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY!

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Care for some tea, anons? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:36:54 No.111317 CREUST 1635386665433.png 89 KB PNG >l'm a little teapot, short and stout >Here is my handle, here is my spout
: Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:36:54 No.111317 CREUST 1635386665433.png 89 KB PNG >l'm a little teapot, short and stout >Here is my handle, here is my spout

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Anon learns to love history. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and l'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)13:22:26 No.793824259 True Story >Be me in middle school. >Around 10 or 11. >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out. >My favorite game growing up. >Always thought Ezio was the coolest since I was a social 165 KB JPG outcast that was bullied. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history in my history class. >My state holds an educational assessment for all students to take. >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks my love for history. >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and l'm breezing through it. >Month or two later and we get our results back. >Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school." >Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" Teacher makes a long pause, looks at me, and says, "It's Anon." >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started. Thanks, Ezio.

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Anon doesn't like Babybel cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:52:27 No.17433488 babybel.jpg 417 KB JPG What are your feelings on these Babybel cheese things? : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:53:23 No.17433490 >>17433488 (OP) # Shell tastes like s---, don't know why people eat these >>17433505 # >>17433747 # >>17434392 # >>17435546 # >>17436730 # >>17436992 # >>17437007 # >>17439976 # >>17441190 # >>17441224 # >>17445354 # >>17448669 # >>17448751 # >>17449048 # >>17449260 >>17450218 # >>17454642 # >>17455790 # : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:57:25 No.17433505 >>17433490 # anon...
: Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:52:27 No.17433488 babybel.jpg 417 KB JPG What are your feelings on these Babybel cheese things? : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:53:23 No.17433490 >>17433488 (OP) # Shell tastes like s---, don't know why people eat these >>17433505 # >>17433747 # >>17434392 # >>17435546 # >>17436730 # >>17436992 # >>17437007 # >>17439976 # >>17441190 # >>17441224 # >>17445354 # >>17448669 # >>17448751 # >>17449048 # >>17449260 >>17450218 # >>17454642 # >>17455790 # : Anonymous 02/15/22(Tue)12:57:25 No.17433505 >>17433490 # anon...

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Anon slips. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)23:20:59 No.67527667 >having sex for first time >d--- slips out of vagina >enters a------ >girl let's out a little scream >starts saying I anally r---- her Is a d--- slip into the a------ really r---? Even if it'd in the midst of consensual intercourse? What do I do 558 KB PNG now bros?
Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)23:20:59 No.67527667 >having sex for first time >d--- slips out of vagina >enters a------ >girl let's out a little scream >starts saying I anally r---- her Is a d--- slip into the a------ really r---? Even if it'd in the midst of consensual intercourse? What do I do 558 KB PNG now bros?

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Anon almost makes it | /r/Greentext

>cute new coworker at work >l interact with her multiple times a day handing her documents >pay her little attention always keeping things work related >fast forward 6 months >walk by to take trash outside, she's looking at me >walk back in to warehouse >she's leaning on her desk with ass straight up in air >catches me looking but I keep my cool and move on >day passes >every time we talk work related s--- she gets super close into personal space |>another day I'm alone in break room washing mug at sink >she walks in >"Hey anon, how old are you?" >28 >"wooooow, I thought you were like 23!!!" (Her age) >l just say thanks keeping my cool >one Monday she asks how my weekend was, told her I went hiking, she lit up excited >i asked her what she did over weekend >she went to a brewery with her sister >asks if I've gone to a brewery >"No" >"ohhh we should go to a brewery sometime" >dropped the ball and didn't say "sure, let me get your number we'll go soon" >just said sure, sometime >few days pass >see her in break room alone, ask if she plans on bringing lunch tomorrow >she says she's not sure >if you decide not to bring a lunch then lunch is on me >oh nice, yeah sure >we go get lunch next day >she got sneaky and handed her card to cashier and said I could pay for the next lunch >good vibes the whole time the hour lunch we had, didn't get her number because we were deep in convo >a week or so later tell her l'd like to treat her to some lunch >same as above good convo and vibes the whole time didn't get her number >at the end of the second lunch I say she can pick the next spot, she says she thinks sushi is next >two weeks pass, I ssk if she'd like to get sushi, she says sure >whats your number l'll send the details >she puts in her number >l send her a text later "here's the spot, let me know what day works for you" | >GHOSTED she started taking her lunches earlier to avoid me, I keep my cool and go back to keeping s--- 100% professional, what I do? |
>cute new coworker at work >l interact with her multiple times a day handing her documents >pay her little attention always keeping things work related >fast forward 6 months >walk by to take trash outside, she's looking at me >walk back in to warehouse >she's leaning on her desk with ass straight up in air >catches me looking but I keep my cool and move on >day passes >every time we talk work related s--- she gets super close into personal space |>another day I'm alone in break room washing mug at sink >she walks in >"Hey anon, how old are you?" >28 >"wooooow, I thought you were like 23!!!" (Her age) >l just say thanks keeping my cool >one Monday she asks how my weekend was, told her I went hiking, she lit up excited >i asked her what she did over weekend >she went to a brewery with her sister >asks if I've gone to a brewery >"No" >"ohhh we should go to a brewery sometime" >dropped the ball and didn't say "sure, let me get your number we'll go soon" >just said sure, sometime >few days pass >see her in break room alone, ask if she plans on bringing lunch tomorrow >she says she's not sure >if you decide not to bring a lunch then lunch is on me >oh nice, yeah sure >we go get lunch next day >she got sneaky and handed her card to cashier and said I could pay for the next lunch >good vibes the whole time the hour lunch we had, didn't get her number because we were deep in convo >a week or so later tell her l'd like to treat her to some lunch >same as above good convo and vibes the whole time didn't get her number >at the end of the second lunch I say she can pick the next spot, she says she thinks sushi is next >two weeks pass, I ssk if she'd like to get sushi, she says sure >whats your number l'll send the details >she puts in her number >l send her a text later "here's the spot, let me know what day works for you" | >GHOSTED she started taking her lunches earlier to avoid me, I keep my cool and go back to keeping s--- 100% professional, what I do? |

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Anon want snu snu | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)09:34:51 No.65673016 File: 1645497123877.jpg (191 KB, 680x561) >>65663580 (OP) >be me >6'8" >260lb >lifting since I was 16 to cope with back problems >only get attention from women under 5'5" >had a giantess fetish since I was a boy It sucks anons, I just want to be the little spoon
Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)09:34:51 No.65673016 File: 1645497123877.jpg (191 KB, 680x561) >>65663580 (OP) >be me >6'8" >260lb >lifting since I was 16 to cope with back problems >only get attention from women under 5'5" >had a giantess fetish since I was a boy It sucks anons, I just want to be the little spoon

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Anon is subhuman scum | /r/Greentext


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Anon Frames A Fan | /r/Greentext


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anon has low self-esteem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)11:29:46 No.47026906 >girl shows interest in me >literally can't stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates 206 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)11:29:46 No.47026906 >girl shows interest in me >literally can't stop laughing at her abysmal ability to select mates 206 KB PNG

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Hank is diesel. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)17:14:04 No.873142473 >Be me >Hank The Tank >500lbs >Absolute unit >Break into 28 homes >lgnore the homeowners and eat their food 83 KB JPG >Exit the home >lgnore the numerous traps left out to catch me by State Wildlife Officials >Never go into hibernation
: Anonymous 02/21/22(Mon)17:14:04 No.873142473 >Be me >Hank The Tank >500lbs >Absolute unit >Break into 28 homes >lgnore the homeowners and eat their food 83 KB JPG >Exit the home >lgnore the numerous traps left out to catch me by State Wildlife Officials >Never go into hibernation

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Anon meets cute girl. | /r/Greentext

True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room 75.0 kB JPG >oHshit.avi >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.
True story >Be me >Be 30 mins ago >Be virgin >Feelsbaman >Meet cute girl >Drive to girls house, watch some GOT and then we head up to her room 75.0 kB JPG >oHshit.avi >She starts kissing me >next thing i know im eating her out >Think about the stupid post where someone made a girl c-- by spelling out 'AyyLmao' on her vagina. >Laugh >Erection lost >Dosent come back Why did i loose my best opportunity to loose my virginity thanks to you f---.

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