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Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed excited throughout >Be happy >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot I'm not even sad I'm just tired
Anonymous P--- in Boots 87 KB JPG 02/18/23(Sat) 02:07:52 No.894528033 >have a little brother >Bro is 12 >decide to take him to the cinema since he really wanted to watch some generic Shrek cat movie and our parents are too busy >The movie turned out to be surprisingly good, little bro seemed excited throughout >Be happy >Later that week my mother is nagging me to fill a document for her >Have to print it out >Little guy is in school so I use his laptop to download the thing and send it to the printer >Notice his search history >P--- in Boots Death Wolf Big C--- >e621 Death P--- in boots >Tik Tok wolf whistle hot I'm not even sad I'm just tired

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A decade later, Anon still lives in his parents' basement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)02:12:56 No.16878147 >brain_update.gif >cleaning room >look over stuff on the shelf >all the PS4™ games I haven't touched in years >bloodborne_cover.jpg >remember when it came out >it was in the spring of 2015 >Bloodborne came out TEN(10) years ago, a literal decade ago >mfw
Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)02:12:56 No.16878147 >brain_update.gif >cleaning room >look over stuff on the shelf >all the PS4™ games I haven't touched in years >bloodborne_cover.jpg >remember when it came out >it was in the spring of 2015 >Bloodborne came out TEN(10) years ago, a literal decade ago >mfw

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RPG plotlines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 116 KB JPG >jrpg 01/04/25(Sat) 07:19:08 No.3689380 >kill god with the power of friendship >world liberated, everything is better >wrpg >kill god via legal technicalities >suddenly god shows up (same guy, but a different guy) >"ah, you killed me (him), all part of my plan" >world is still better, somehow There's something to be said about more simple RPG plotlines that japan offers. 117 Replies / 15 Images Anonymous >JRPG View Thread 01/30/25(Thu)12:02:49 No.3706939 >God is too powerful so there is no chance of beating him >Teach him to love his own creation instead That was unexpected
Anonymous 116 KB JPG >jrpg 01/04/25(Sat) 07:19:08 No.3689380 >kill god with the power of friendship >world liberated, everything is better >wrpg >kill god via legal technicalities >suddenly god shows up (same guy, but a different guy) >"ah, you killed me (him), all part of my plan" >world is still better, somehow There's something to be said about more simple RPG plotlines that japan offers. 117 Replies / 15 Images Anonymous >JRPG View Thread 01/30/25(Thu)12:02:49 No.3706939 >God is too powerful so there is no chance of beating him >Teach him to love his own creation instead That was unexpected

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Anon on Capitol Punishment | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: pY0FL44Z ) Capital Punishment 873 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/30/25(Thu)18:44:26 No.495935845 I am pro capital punishment. But, there is a caveat to that. I am pro capital punishment for criminals considered to do evil deeds. You know, murder, sex offenses, terrorism. I would be more pro capitol punishment if there was more concrete consensus on the method though. I mean really, what do you think makes people "Evil"? Nobody wakes up one day and thinks "Maybe I should be evil" Evil is no something that people just do. From my observation, evil is a product of circumstances or nature. In some way, I think that the evil person is a victim of circumstances and nature. They were either born that way, or they were f----- up during childhood. Not to say that I think they should be spared or anything, but if we were to enact the death penalty on them, should there at least be a non painful way of doing it? I'm very against torture, I think its a breach of human rights. And I think its wrong to torture someone to death because of circumstances or the way they were born caused them to act evil. Why is there such a huge debate about this? I saw a documentary from the US where they were debating the least torturous way to kill someone. N----, you have guns, just shoot them in the head and be done with it. Evil people are a lost cause, just end their misery. Anonymous (ID: 9NlkmcLn) >>495935845 (OP). 01/30/25(Thu)18:45:46 No.495935973 I believe you should be executed for the inherently evil crime of being brown
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: pY0FL44Z ) Capital Punishment 873 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/30/25(Thu)18:44:26 No.495935845 I am pro capital punishment. But, there is a caveat to that. I am pro capital punishment for criminals considered to do evil deeds. You know, murder, sex offenses, terrorism. I would be more pro capitol punishment if there was more concrete consensus on the method though. I mean really, what do you think makes people "Evil"? Nobody wakes up one day and thinks "Maybe I should be evil" Evil is no something that people just do. From my observation, evil is a product of circumstances or nature. In some way, I think that the evil person is a victim of circumstances and nature. They were either born that way, or they were f----- up during childhood. Not to say that I think they should be spared or anything, but if we were to enact the death penalty on them, should there at least be a non painful way of doing it? I'm very against torture, I think its a breach of human rights. And I think its wrong to torture someone to death because of circumstances or the way they were born caused them to act evil. Why is there such a huge debate about this? I saw a documentary from the US where they were debating the least torturous way to kill someone. N----, you have guns, just shoot them in the head and be done with it. Evil people are a lost cause, just end their misery. Anonymous (ID: 9NlkmcLn) >>495935845 (OP). 01/30/25(Thu)18:45:46 No.495935973 I believe you should be executed for the inherently evil crime of being brown

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Anon on Asmongold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 10% images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah, yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled
: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 10% images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah, yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled

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Anon teaches 4chan about the importance of genetics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hBY/J7ZU) 833 KB PNG 01/14/25(Tue)21:12:34 No.21912219 >have ginger hair >only known at school for my hair color > ridiculed by other guys, ignored by girls >some days get punched >doomed to be lonely >will be lucky to get some dog-faced skank who will just s--- out more ginger children >cycle will repeat >be ginger girl in my class >all the guys fantasize about her pubic hair color >competition to be the first to confirm >everyone treats her like a goddess >laugh at her unfunny jokes >she will eventually get a massive-schlonged thunderchad to give her daily poundings, probably a--- as well >thunderchad DNA will overcome the ginger curse >cycle broken How has something as trivial as hair color determined my future?
Anonymous (ID: hBY/J7ZU) 833 KB PNG 01/14/25(Tue)21:12:34 No.21912219 >have ginger hair >only known at school for my hair color > ridiculed by other guys, ignored by girls >some days get punched >doomed to be lonely >will be lucky to get some dog-faced skank who will just s--- out more ginger children >cycle will repeat >be ginger girl in my class >all the guys fantasize about her pubic hair color >competition to be the first to confirm >everyone treats her like a goddess >laugh at her unfunny jokes >she will eventually get a massive-schlonged thunderchad to give her daily poundings, probably a--- as well >thunderchad DNA will overcome the ginger curse >cycle broken How has something as trivial as hair color determined my future?

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Anon hates Henry Kissinger | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #
Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)06:33:18 No.207217193 Mao offered 10m women for trade with US Mao Zedong proposed sending 10 million women to the United States during talks with top US envoy Henry Kissinger in 1973, according to newly released documents. He first suggested sending 'thousands' of women, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by premier Zhou Enlai. Dr Kissinger, who was president Richard Nixon's national security adviser at the time, told Mao that the US had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for Chinese women, drawing more laughter. 'Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens,' he said. 'Do you want our Chinese women? We can give you 10 million. Dr Kissinger then tried to highlight to Mao the threat posed by the Soviet Union and other global concerns of the era. But Mao dragged the talks back to the topic of Chinese women. >Chinese cent... ACK! 1x1vltkdvkfe1.jpg 124 KB JPG Anonymous BWC ONLY CH! 01/28/25(Tue)06:35:09 No.207217247 >>207217193 (OP) # GODDAMN F------ NIXON AND KISSINGER I SWEAR 742 KB GIF >>207217793 # >>207219375 #

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Women are the real chads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women are the real chads 16 KB JPG 01/26/25(Sun)06:11:46 No.80171689 I don't want to admit this because I hate women with every fibre of my being. But women are the real chads. Plain ass looking, run of the mill, mid tier looking bitches will be like: "I want a guy who is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures, has a giant pee pee, and is fit and muscular. Then men like a bunch of pathetic cucks go out and hit the gym in droves, waste their lives hustling to make more money, and do other stupid b------- like mewing, just to get access to a crusty looking 5. Men will then set a very generous and reasonable beauty standard for women to attain and will be like: "Um excuse me ladies uhhh, sorry to be a bother. But we'd like it if um maybe like you weren't morbidly obese maybe. And also, and I don't want to be nuisance, but if maybe like your body count was less than triple digits. And maybe if like umm, and I feel bad saying this, but if umm like uhh you could umm like shave your legs and armpits sometimes." And women are like: "NOOO F--- YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! I'm perfect the way I am. I'll be as fat, disgusting and hairy as I want, and you will f--- me!!! You got that you little incel bitch?!! And then men will just lie down and accept that like a bunch of demoralised cucks, and will end up f------ and dating absolutely horrible looking fatties that they aren't even attracted to, just to get their d--- wet.
Anonymous Women are the real chads 16 KB JPG 01/26/25(Sun)06:11:46 No.80171689 I don't want to admit this because I hate women with every fibre of my being. But women are the real chads. Plain ass looking, run of the mill, mid tier looking bitches will be like: "I want a guy who is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures, has a giant pee pee, and is fit and muscular. Then men like a bunch of pathetic cucks go out and hit the gym in droves, waste their lives hustling to make more money, and do other stupid b------- like mewing, just to get access to a crusty looking 5. Men will then set a very generous and reasonable beauty standard for women to attain and will be like: "Um excuse me ladies uhhh, sorry to be a bother. But we'd like it if um maybe like you weren't morbidly obese maybe. And also, and I don't want to be nuisance, but if maybe like your body count was less than triple digits. And maybe if like umm, and I feel bad saying this, but if umm like uhh you could umm like shave your legs and armpits sometimes." And women are like: "NOOO F--- YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS!!! I'm perfect the way I am. I'll be as fat, disgusting and hairy as I want, and you will f--- me!!! You got that you little incel bitch?!! And then men will just lie down and accept that like a bunch of demoralised cucks, and will end up f------ and dating absolutely horrible looking fatties that they aren't even attracted to, just to get their d--- wet.

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Anon asks why white women do this to themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: y3A5mzYs) 01/30/25(Thu)10:40:36 No.495871934 gettyimages Credit: Frazer Harrison 1734099222850127.png 1.49 MB PNG why are beautiful white women doing this to themselves
: Anonymous (ID: y3A5mzYs) 01/30/25(Thu)10:40:36 No.495871934 gettyimages Credit: Frazer Harrison 1734099222850127.png 1.49 MB PNG why are beautiful white women doing this to themselves

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Femanon makes herself happy :) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)00:18:16 No.930673871 >be me images (17).png 8 KB PNG >Femanon, 24 >Have BF since I was 19 >He's super nice but not cute >Leave him for cute guy this year >Cute guy and I have nothing in common but he's pleasant to look at >Happiest I've ever been Don't overthink it, looks are everything anons
Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)00:18:16 No.930673871 >be me images (17).png 8 KB PNG >Femanon, 24 >Have BF since I was 19 >He's super nice but not cute >Leave him for cute guy this year >Cute guy and I have nothing in common but he's pleasant to look at >Happiest I've ever been Don't overthink it, looks are everything anons

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Anon Has Common Sense | /r/Greentext

File: death-note-light-yagami.jpg (141 KB, 1108x675) DEATH NOTE ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:00:09 No.208241671 >>208241695 >>208242561 >>208242632 >>208242681 >>208242716 >>208242756 >>208242922 >>208243509 >>208243672 >>208243954 >>208244116 >>208244126 >>208244667 >>208244902 >>208246188 >>208246626 >>208246934 >>208247037 >>208247591 >>208247979 >>208248056 >>208248578 >>208250541 >>208251457 >>208251551 >>208252155 >>208252548 >>208253215 >>208253337 >>208253504 >>208253699 >>208254080 >>208254375 >>208254386 >>208255394 >>208255461 >>208256694 >>208256853 >literally impossible to get caught >gets caught Why do high IQ people lack common sense? >> Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:52:56 No.208242756 >>208242814 >>208242878>>208243734 >>208243889 >>208244172 >>208246273 >>>208246289 >>208246631 >>208246951 >>208247539 >>208248584 >>208249275 >>208250987 >>208252238 >>208252391 >>208255413 >>208255772 >>208256727 >>208256824 >>208241671 (OP) go ahead, say what common sense he lacked that you would have done differently to not get caught OP ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:58:42 No.208242878 ►>>208243303 >>208246244 >>208256417 >>208242756 >could've killed criminals with some element of randomness >instead does it for very specific people at a very specific time from a very specific list and only by the default heart attack option He was a retard. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:01:05 No.208242922 File: Death Noe Mexico.jpg (168 KB, 700x495) "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!" >>208243323 >>208252014 >>208252195 >>208255277 >>208241671 (OP) ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:57:28 No.208244126 >>208244468 >>208246202 >>208241671 (OP). >Why do high IQ people lack common sense? They don't. Light is a fictional character, written by someone who doesn't have high IQ. Even midwits like me would be absolutely unstoppable with a Death Note. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)14:15:08 No.208244468 File: youre-a-wizard-now-sherlo(...).png (96 KB, 640x424) BERA (OUND, UO) SHERLOCK >>208255623 Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556304 >>48556397 >>48556409 >>48556405 >>48556440 >>4855676848556847 So apart from tumblr fanbase, why doesn't /tv/ like this show? Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556327 i dunno why /tv/ doesn't like it i don't like it because it's s--- C--- 60 minutes ago No.48557053 it's a sitcom not a detective show. Anonymous 53 minutes ago No.48557229>>48557344 >>48557752 >>48558220 >>48558338 Because it has smart characters written stupidly. Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think. Were Sherlock Holmes to kill a hotel room full of three people. He'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, s he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without eachother due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the Secret door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers, it was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there's skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?". Sherlock just winks at the screen, the end. This is retarded because Sherlock is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards. >>208244126 ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)22:25:02 No.208251551 >>208241671 (OP) >let me use my new god of death powers to kill only locals criminals that only my local TV network shows >btw i'm a genius with a 180+ IQ Light is a textbook definition of a midwit
File: death-note-light-yagami.jpg (141 KB, 1108x675) DEATH NOTE ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:00:09 No.208241671 >>208241695 >>208242561 >>208242632 >>208242681 >>208242716 >>208242756 >>208242922 >>208243509 >>208243672 >>208243954 >>208244116 >>208244126 >>208244667 >>208244902 >>208246188 >>208246626 >>208246934 >>208247037 >>208247591 >>208247979 >>208248056 >>208248578 >>208250541 >>208251457 >>208251551 >>208252155 >>208252548 >>208253215 >>208253337 >>208253504 >>208253699 >>208254080 >>208254375 >>208254386 >>208255394 >>208255461 >>208256694 >>208256853 >literally impossible to get caught >gets caught Why do high IQ people lack common sense? >> Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:52:56 No.208242756 >>208242814 >>208242878>>208243734 >>208243889 >>208244172 >>208246273 >>>208246289 >>208246631 >>208246951 >>208247539 >>208248584 >>208249275 >>208250987 >>208252238 >>208252391 >>208255413 >>208255772 >>208256727 >>208256824 >>208241671 (OP) go ahead, say what common sense he lacked that you would have done differently to not get caught OP ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)12:58:42 No.208242878 ►>>208243303 >>208246244 >>208256417 >>208242756 >could've killed criminals with some element of randomness >instead does it for very specific people at a very specific time from a very specific list and only by the default heart attack option He was a retard. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:01:05 No.208242922 File: Death Noe Mexico.jpg (168 KB, 700x495) "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!" >>208243323 >>208252014 >>208252195 >>208255277 >>208241671 (OP) ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)13:57:28 No.208244126 >>208244468 >>208246202 >>208241671 (OP). >Why do high IQ people lack common sense? They don't. Light is a fictional character, written by someone who doesn't have high IQ. Even midwits like me would be absolutely unstoppable with a Death Note. ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)14:15:08 No.208244468 File: youre-a-wizard-now-sherlo(...).png (96 KB, 640x424) BERA (OUND, UO) SHERLOCK >>208255623 Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556304 >>48556397 >>48556409 >>48556405 >>48556440 >>4855676848556847 So apart from tumblr fanbase, why doesn't /tv/ like this show? Anonymous 2 hours ago No.48556327 i dunno why /tv/ doesn't like it i don't like it because it's s--- C--- 60 minutes ago No.48557053 it's a sitcom not a detective show. Anonymous 53 minutes ago No.48557229>>48557344 >>48557752 >>48558220 >>48558338 Because it has smart characters written stupidly. Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men is a smartly written smart character. When Chigurh kills a hotel room full of three people he books to room next door so he can examine it, finding which walls he can shoot through, where the light switch is, what sort of cover is there etc. This is a smart thing to do because Chigurh is a smart person who is written by another smart person who understands how smart people think. Were Sherlock Holmes to kill a hotel room full of three people. He'd enter using a secret door in the hotel that he read about in a book ten years ago. He'd throw peanuts at one guy causing him to go into anaphylactic shock, s he had deduced from a dartboard with a picture of George Washington carver on it pinned to the wall that the man had a severe peanut allergy. The second man would then kill himself just according to plan as Sherlock had earlier deduced that him and the first man were homosexual lovers who couldn't live without eachother due to a faint scent of penis on each man's breath and a slight dilation of their pupils whenever they looked at each other. As for the third man, why Sherlock doesn't kill him at all. The third man removes his sunglasses and wig to reveal he actually WAS Sherlock the entire time. But Sherlock just entered through the Secret door and killed two people, how can there be two of him? The first Sherlock removes his mask to reveal he's actually Moriarty attempting to frame Sherlock for two murders. Sherlock however anticipated this, the two dead men stand up, they're undercover police officers, it was all a ruse. "But Sherlock!" Moriarty cries "That police officer blew his own head off, look at it, there's skull fragments on the wall, how is he fine now? How did you fake that?". Sherlock just winks at the screen, the end. This is retarded because Sherlock is a smart person written by a stupid person to whom smart people are indistinguishable from wizards. >>208244126 ☐ Anonymous 01/29/25(Wed)22:25:02 No.208251551 >>208241671 (OP) >let me use my new god of death powers to kill only locals criminals that only my local TV network shows >btw i'm a genius with a 180+ IQ Light is a textbook definition of a midwit

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Kindergarten cop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Lolicon Go 640 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)21:47:20 No.28124824 >I want to make an app called Lolicon-Go >Basically a Knockoff Pokémon Go >But instead of Pokemon, you catch animated lolies on your IRL phone cam >They are only located around Elementary Schools and kindergartens >Once you catch one, it send an automated screenshot with your location, name and phone number, to the local police. >Try to explain that you were only trying to photograph the fake children and not the real ones, you Sick F--- Let's work on ideas to catch predators.
: Anonymous Lolicon Go 640 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)21:47:20 No.28124824 >I want to make an app called Lolicon-Go >Basically a Knockoff Pokémon Go >But instead of Pokemon, you catch animated lolies on your IRL phone cam >They are only located around Elementary Schools and kindergartens >Once you catch one, it send an automated screenshot with your location, name and phone number, to the local police. >Try to explain that you were only trying to photograph the fake children and not the real ones, you Sick F--- Let's work on ideas to catch predators.

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Anon is very lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)19:54:33 No.71638554 >feel incredibly lonely and desperate >fantasize about love and romance everyday >26 and still a kissless virgin >keep seeing escorts shilled on this board as a solution to loneliness >in a moment of pure helplessness and desperation i decide to book one >early 20s girl and far more attractive than i would have thought to be doing this kind of thing >3 days waiting time >will be new years eve when she comes >i consider cancelling it and forgetting the whole thing every 10 minutes >the night eventually arrives >ring at the door >shes 5 minutes early >no going back now >shes very pretty and nicely spoken >let her in and she sits down in the living room >i sit on the opposite side of the room and just look at her for a bit >"just tell me when your ready" >i don't respond >emotion overcomes me >burst out into tears >"i'm sorry, i can't do this" >she looks startled >"this isn't at all how i want it to go down, i just feel so alone" >she comes over to me and comforts me >she touches my hair >"it's not a problem" >she sits on the floor next to me >for the next 10 minutes she is comforting me and saying she understands that this isn't for me >she gets up to leave and walks to the door >"hey, you forgot your money, for your time" >get out the money from my pocket >she walks back to me >i apologize to her and hand her the money >she shakes her head >"don't worry about it, besides i would feel bad taking it" >"I hope you find what you're looking for" >she lets herself out the front door >continue crying this is the lowest point of my life
: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/31/22(Sat)19:54:33 No.71638554 >feel incredibly lonely and desperate >fantasize about love and romance everyday >26 and still a kissless virgin >keep seeing escorts shilled on this board as a solution to loneliness >in a moment of pure helplessness and desperation i decide to book one >early 20s girl and far more attractive than i would have thought to be doing this kind of thing >3 days waiting time >will be new years eve when she comes >i consider cancelling it and forgetting the whole thing every 10 minutes >the night eventually arrives >ring at the door >shes 5 minutes early >no going back now >shes very pretty and nicely spoken >let her in and she sits down in the living room >i sit on the opposite side of the room and just look at her for a bit >"just tell me when your ready" >i don't respond >emotion overcomes me >burst out into tears >"i'm sorry, i can't do this" >she looks startled >"this isn't at all how i want it to go down, i just feel so alone" >she comes over to me and comforts me >she touches my hair >"it's not a problem" >she sits on the floor next to me >for the next 10 minutes she is comforting me and saying she understands that this isn't for me >she gets up to leave and walks to the door >"hey, you forgot your money, for your time" >get out the money from my pocket >she walks back to me >i apologize to her and hand her the money >she shakes her head >"don't worry about it, besides i would feel bad taking it" >"I hope you find what you're looking for" >she lets herself out the front door >continue crying this is the lowest point of my life

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Cx3fXFQ+ ) Homeless Settings Mobile Home 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:12 No.495834525 104 KB JPG I'm living in my car homeless what do I do? I'm tired of sleeping in my car and have no job. I'm physically in shape. Anonymous (ID: FDaXPmzG ) >>495834525 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:54 No.495834571 Army Anonymous (ID: LotKPvay)[+] >>495834525 (OP) >I'm physically in shape 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:35 No.495834626 invest in a pair of kneepads and head to the back of your local Wendy's Anonymous (ID: rjX3ASfa ) >>495834525 (OP). An hero 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:46 No.495834651
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Cx3fXFQ+ ) Homeless Settings Mobile Home 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:12 No.495834525 104 KB JPG I'm living in my car homeless what do I do? I'm tired of sleeping in my car and have no job. I'm physically in shape. Anonymous (ID: FDaXPmzG ) >>495834525 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)19:34:54 No.495834571 Army Anonymous (ID: LotKPvay)[+] >>495834525 (OP) >I'm physically in shape 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:35 No.495834626 invest in a pair of kneepads and head to the back of your local Wendy's Anonymous (ID: rjX3ASfa ) >>495834525 (OP). An hero 01/29/25(Wed)19:35:46 No.495834651

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Anonymous (ID: 9DAev2UF) The Edgy police 01/29/25(Wed)20:19:02 No.495837941 Getting Detained by Counter Terrorism 229K views • 1 day ago 116 KB PNG 11:43 Chuds, Im s------- myself What do I do if they come for me? Anonymous (ID: NoYXeSks) >>495837941 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)20:20:29 No.495838040 Ask them if they have a licence to arrest you.
Anonymous (ID: 9DAev2UF) The Edgy police 01/29/25(Wed)20:19:02 No.495837941 Getting Detained by Counter Terrorism 229K views • 1 day ago 116 KB PNG 11:43 Chuds, Im s------- myself What do I do if they come for me? Anonymous (ID: NoYXeSks) >>495837941 (OP). 01/29/25(Wed)20:20:29 No.495838040 Ask them if they have a licence to arrest you.

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