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Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right
Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right

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Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)01:37:29 No.701871864 10 Years of being a Millennial: Blue Imp Blue Imp Crono 29: 8 Year 1 000 Year 5 Year 10 10 Years of being a zoomer: Year 1 Year 5 10sgys.jpg 1.13 MB JPG They will never know what it was like. Year 10
Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)01:37:29 No.701871864 10 Years of being a Millennial: Blue Imp Blue Imp Crono 29: 8 Year 1 000 Year 5 Year 10 10 Years of being a zoomer: Year 1 Year 5 10sgys.jpg 1.13 MB JPG They will never know what it was like. Year 10

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The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?
The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.

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: Anonymous Biological fulfilment is the m(...) 25 KB JPG 02/02/25(Sun)15:14:36 No.80241865 Here's a joke for you man A >has a decent job >is studying at uni >middle class or upper class background >parents love him >husband material >isn't unattractive, decent build man B >zero job >isn't in higher edu, s--- GPA >lower class background, n-----/cholo descent >parents hate him >doesn't even deal drugs/scam >if he is in a gang he's always the store runner Man A despite being a really respectable person in society, gets less attention or admiration from people than man B. Purely because man B has a hot chick on his IG, you can live the most bum ass life and still get more admiration/respect, purely because our brains released chemicals that make us feel a mixture of obsessive jealousy and dopamine. When we even see just any picture of a hot chick standing next to a guy Our society is doomed because of a biological aspect that we can't control or at the moment remove
: Anonymous Biological fulfilment is the m(...) 25 KB JPG 02/02/25(Sun)15:14:36 No.80241865 Here's a joke for you man A >has a decent job >is studying at uni >middle class or upper class background >parents love him >husband material >isn't unattractive, decent build man B >zero job >isn't in higher edu, s--- GPA >lower class background, n-----/cholo descent >parents hate him >doesn't even deal drugs/scam >if he is in a gang he's always the store runner Man A despite being a really respectable person in society, gets less attention or admiration from people than man B. Purely because man B has a hot chick on his IG, you can live the most bum ass life and still get more admiration/respect, purely because our brains released chemicals that make us feel a mixture of obsessive jealousy and dopamine. When we even see just any picture of a hot chick standing next to a guy Our society is doomed because of a biological aspect that we can't control or at the moment remove

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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/22(Wed)09:25:14 No.70737229 >Be me >Only male in the office (I.T guy) >We're on break at the garden for a smoke >I don't smoke so just sit there >One of the girls screams that she saw a mouse >The mouse jumpsout the grass and comes straight to my direction >My only reflex is to step on it like a cockroach, splattering it under my shoe >They all look at me horrified >I'm asked to go home/throw my shoes away >Nobody is looking at my face anymore or answering my "good mornings" since 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/22(Wed)09:25:14 No.70737229 >Be me >Only male in the office (I.T guy) >We're on break at the garden for a smoke >I don't smoke so just sit there >One of the girls screams that she saw a mouse >The mouse jumpsout the grass and comes straight to my direction >My only reflex is to step on it like a cockroach, splattering it under my shoe >They all look at me horrified >I'm asked to go home/throw my shoes away >Nobody is looking at my face anymore or answering my "good mornings" since 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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>buy wireless device >look inside >wires
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Anonymous 133 KB JPG 12/10/22(Sat) 18:25:39 No.71346758 >buy thc pen from friend >get hooked after a week >get high so many times feels like Im breezing though time >take advantage of this and smoke before school >legit the second I got high, school was already over and I was at home >start doing this everyday and eventually start skipping my home life too >already skipped through most of my major life events >no recollection of anything >mfw magic pen lets me travel through time
Anonymous 133 KB JPG 12/10/22(Sat) 18:25:39 No.71346758 >buy thc pen from friend >get hooked after a week >get high so many times feels like Im breezing though time >take advantage of this and smoke before school >legit the second I got high, school was already over and I was at home >start doing this everyday and eventually start skipping my home life too >already skipped through most of my major life events >no recollection of anything >mfw magic pen lets me travel through time

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File: babyplates.jpg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?! ^_^" > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates > they're really great plates > pic related its the plates
File: babyplates.jpg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?! ^_^" > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates > they're really great plates > pic related its the plates

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/03/23(Fri)10:17:28 No.72079044 I f----- up big time robots >found my teacher's onlyfans >decided to blackmail her >met her afterschool, showed the onlyfans and demanded a PS5 >it's was not her should I drop school before they suspend me?
: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/03/23(Fri)10:17:28 No.72079044 I f----- up big time robots >found my teacher's onlyfans >decided to blackmail her >met her afterschool, showed the onlyfans and demanded a PS5 >it's was not her should I drop school before they suspend me?

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Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat) 18:19:32 No.208340328 >WAAAHH I'M SO OPPRESSED BECAUSE IM A JEW AND NOBODY LIKES ME >THEY GIVE ME A NICE HOUSE AND LET ME BUILD BIG BUILDINGS BUT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY POLLACK ACCENT WAAAHHHH literally 3 and a half hours of shekel pilers bitching
Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat) 18:19:32 No.208340328 >WAAAHH I'M SO OPPRESSED BECAUSE IM A JEW AND NOBODY LIKES ME >THEY GIVE ME A NICE HOUSE AND LET ME BUILD BIG BUILDINGS BUT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY POLLACK ACCENT WAAAHHHH literally 3 and a half hours of shekel pilers bitching

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Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)20:27:39 No.877971132 M 5077E542-BAD4-47B9-B06C-F21D4CDB958C.jpg 144 KB JPG The reason The McRib is not a full time menu item is because of liberals. Let me explain >Liberals have stupid ideas >Not making the McRib a full time menu item is a stupid idea why would liberals do this
Anonymous 05/11/22(Wed)20:27:39 No.877971132 M 5077E542-BAD4-47B9-B06C-F21D4CDB958C.jpg 144 KB JPG The reason The McRib is not a full time menu item is because of liberals. Let me explain >Liberals have stupid ideas >Not making the McRib a full time menu item is a stupid idea why would liberals do this

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

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Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC
Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

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Anonymous (ID: miuDQCso) I 122 KB JPG 12/08/19(Sun)10:02:09 No.235544335 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder w---- while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44" "Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 44" Chance of offspring: nevermore >>235544846 # >>235545117 # >>235546408 # >>235547541 # >>235548662 # >>235552925 # >>235557647 # >>235557957 #
Anonymous (ID: miuDQCso) I 122 KB JPG 12/08/19(Sun)10:02:09 No.235544335 Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder w---- while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 44" "Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 44" Chance of offspring: nevermore >>235544846 # >>235545117 # >>235546408 # >>235547541 # >>235548662 # >>235552925 # >>235557647 # >>235557957 #

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: Anonymous Really makes you think 34 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)23:40:08 No.80231561 >board mostly frequented by adult male virgins, sometimes autistic, mostly losers >cult of loserdom, they pride themselves in being failures at life, and lash out at anyone who isn't >they hate women because they never got laid >they idolize killers like Rodger due to their hatred of women >some even pride themselves of never having a job and leeching out of the people they hate thanks to NEETbucks >...is also one of the few left-leaning board on the site, high population of homosexuals and trannies Really gets the old noggin' out for a joggin'. 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>80231561 (OP) # 02/01/25(Sat) 01:26:33 No.80232146 >they pride themselves in being failures at life point me to the loser pride thread
: Anonymous Really makes you think 34 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)23:40:08 No.80231561 >board mostly frequented by adult male virgins, sometimes autistic, mostly losers >cult of loserdom, they pride themselves in being failures at life, and lash out at anyone who isn't >they hate women because they never got laid >they idolize killers like Rodger due to their hatred of women >some even pride themselves of never having a job and leeching out of the people they hate thanks to NEETbucks >...is also one of the few left-leaning board on the site, high population of homosexuals and trannies Really gets the old noggin' out for a joggin'. 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>80231561 (OP) # 02/01/25(Sat) 01:26:33 No.80232146 >they pride themselves in being failures at life point me to the loser pride thread

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Funny incel stories >Go to local mall with wife >Stop by gamestop to browse while my lady was looking at some b------- in another store >Short, greasy asian kid walks up next to me >Wearing grey sweats with stains, hair unkempt. I can tell this is his biannual trip outside >He starts quietly talking to me >Comments on the game I was looking at, asking if I'm a fan >Explain I was just checking it out, but that I thought it looked interesting >We start talking about RPGs when my wife enters the store looking for me >She walks up next to me and joins the conversation, comments that she actually played the game we were talking about originally >Look back at the guy and he is staring directly at the floor, frozen in place. >Awkward silence for a couple seconds and then the guy flees the store >Wife looks at me bewildered, I understood exactly what happened >Explain it to her, we laugh Poor guy, he could've got some practice talking to ladies, my wife is nice
Funny incel stories >Go to local mall with wife >Stop by gamestop to browse while my lady was looking at some b------- in another store >Short, greasy asian kid walks up next to me >Wearing grey sweats with stains, hair unkempt. I can tell this is his biannual trip outside >He starts quietly talking to me >Comments on the game I was looking at, asking if I'm a fan >Explain I was just checking it out, but that I thought it looked interesting >We start talking about RPGs when my wife enters the store looking for me >She walks up next to me and joins the conversation, comments that she actually played the game we were talking about originally >Look back at the guy and he is staring directly at the floor, frozen in place. >Awkward silence for a couple seconds and then the guy flees the store >Wife looks at me bewildered, I understood exactly what happened >Explain it to her, we laugh Poor guy, he could've got some practice talking to ladies, my wife is nice

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☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:26:37 No.208286804 ►>>208286999 >a potion exists that forces people to tell the truth and be forthcoming with information >they still hold court trials Why? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:35:41 No.208286999 ► >>208287137 >>208286804 >A potion that allows you to Physically mimic someone else right down to their DNA exists >A curse where you can force someone to do anything you want exists >A spell where you can ERASE PEOPLE'S MEMORIES exists >Not a single r--- scene or accusation in the series Not realistic ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:51:39 No.208287351 >>208287391 File: horace-slughorn.jpg (223 KB, 660x330) >knows how to make a potion that can make you practically invincible and guide you towards what you're trying to do for a good few hours >They only use it once WOULD'VE BEEN REAL USEFUL WHEN THEY WASTED A YEAR CAMPING IN THE WOODS ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:55:29 No.208287428 >>208287446 >>208287494 >>208291736 >We can control time but only so this girl can take extra classes ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:56:32 No.208287447 >>208287613 >wizards used to s--- their pants and magic it away until like 40 years ago imagine the smell ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)09:04:06 No.208287578 >as a special treat, all exams have been cancelled! >>208287641 >>208287675 >>208292353 >that's right, the measurement to see how effective we are at doing our jobs as educators is not here this year. Please do not question this, or else you're a nerd. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)14:30:57 No.208294200 ► File: Screenshot_20250130_22304(...).jpg (477 KB, 2049x1359) ben @benjaminroffman - 3h @jk_rowling my wife said there are no Jews at Hogwarts. I'm a Jew so I assume she said it to be the only magical 1 in the family. Thoughts? 2349 *77 *** J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling .@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard. RETWEETS FAVORITES 767 2,228 3:06 PM-16 Dec 2014 I f------ love JK Rowling +⚫ Follow
☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:26:37 No.208286804 ►>>208286999 >a potion exists that forces people to tell the truth and be forthcoming with information >they still hold court trials Why? ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:35:41 No.208286999 ► >>208287137 >>208286804 >A potion that allows you to Physically mimic someone else right down to their DNA exists >A curse where you can force someone to do anything you want exists >A spell where you can ERASE PEOPLE'S MEMORIES exists >Not a single r--- scene or accusation in the series Not realistic ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:51:39 No.208287351 >>208287391 File: horace-slughorn.jpg (223 KB, 660x330) >knows how to make a potion that can make you practically invincible and guide you towards what you're trying to do for a good few hours >They only use it once WOULD'VE BEEN REAL USEFUL WHEN THEY WASTED A YEAR CAMPING IN THE WOODS ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:55:29 No.208287428 >>208287446 >>208287494 >>208291736 >We can control time but only so this girl can take extra classes ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)08:56:32 No.208287447 >>208287613 >wizards used to s--- their pants and magic it away until like 40 years ago imagine the smell ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)09:04:06 No.208287578 >as a special treat, all exams have been cancelled! >>208287641 >>208287675 >>208292353 >that's right, the measurement to see how effective we are at doing our jobs as educators is not here this year. Please do not question this, or else you're a nerd. ☐ Anonymous 01/31/25(Fri)14:30:57 No.208294200 ► File: Screenshot_20250130_22304(...).jpg (477 KB, 2049x1359) ben @benjaminroffman - 3h @jk_rowling my wife said there are no Jews at Hogwarts. I'm a Jew so I assume she said it to be the only magical 1 in the family. Thoughts? 2349 *77 *** J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling .@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard. RETWEETS FAVORITES 767 2,228 3:06 PM-16 Dec 2014 I f------ love JK Rowling +⚫ Follow

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: Anonymous 52 KB JPG 08/27/21(Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous 52 KB JPG 08/27/21(Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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