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Anon Likes Lola Bunny | /r/Greentext
![File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/348/7c5.png)
![File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/348/7c5.png)
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F"*čk that rabbit... | /r/Greentext
![File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/293/dfd.jpeg)
![File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/293/dfd.jpeg)
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Anon got chosen by the neet life. | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/257/51d.jpeg)
![Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/257/51d.jpeg)
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Gimme the Roll | /r/Greentext
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/227/549.png)
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/227/549.png)
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Anon Vs NASA | /r/Greentext
![File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/226/ad6.jpeg)
![File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/226/ad6.jpeg)
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Anon on the potential careers of kids' cartoon characters | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/120/bb3.png)
![Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:43:49 No.147349812 File: 55765685855966.png (139 KB, 830x691) Duit touch me In STERI! >>147350404 >Lashes out at a school nurse and calls her a quack >Meanwhile, her hypochondria is a massive liability in any medical field Hypothetical dr Teri would diagnose you with cancer the instant you step into her office.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/120/bb3.png)
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Anon's Frustration | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/118/74a.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 113 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)04:34:40 No.80184452 >Just settle for an ugly girl! >Anon, there's plenty of women out there! >Go chase that femanon! >Settle for an old hag who sucked multiple cocks! > Settle for a t-----! >Accepting boyfriend applications! When will it ever end? Why must this f------ board be so compromised. It's the same slop every single day. Do they expect any of these things to work? Why are there. so many worthless normalniggers and women? If there is a god out there, or anything magical reading this right now, please strip me of my capacity to love people so that I never come back here again. : Anonymous >>80184452 (OP) # 01/27/25(Mon)04:36:16 No.80184464 Women don't like you because you're a bitter misogynist. >>80184484 # : Anonymous >>80184464 # 01/27/25(Mon)04:39:21 No.80184484 Omg this BBC cuck posting t----- just blackpilled me..f--- I'm going to kms now >>80184503 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/118/74a.jpeg)
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Money well spent | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/117/acb.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)11:12:42 No.701901602 RTX 5080, a 1000$ GPU can't run Spider-Man 2 at Native 4k Ray Tracing at 60FPS ON BEFORE BYX 5080 99% temp 560 power 244.3 W clock 2872 VRAMA 14580 VRAM 13054 CAPO RYZATE 9800 46% temp 61 G power 66.2W clock 5225 RAM 17955 01012 FPS Fromatine 24.9 ms 38 H 1:23.02 Feb 25 2,770 Views 9 Reposts 2 Quotes 133 Likes 6 Bookmarks >Buy new videocard >it's already outdated 1738491123840.jpg 268 KB JPG 4K Max/RT Ultima](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/117/acb.jpeg)
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Anon on The Critical Drinker | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/001/035/782.png)
![Anonymous 245 KB PNG 01/31/25(Fri)22:44:12 No.208319822 >*fake drunk scottish voice* >y'know, every single one my videos are literally the same >*anchorman 'that escalated quickly' clip* >you might not be aware of [trivial Hollywood b-------] that happened lately. But worry not dear viewer, the Drinker has you covered! >so basically what happened was [inane b-------] >*old lady saying she smells s--- clip* >wow can you believe that [trivial Hollywood b-------] still exists in [current year]? Hollywood is WOKE! Even Tatiana is getting sick of it! >*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip* >anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now! does this "critic" ever say anything meaningful?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/001/035/782.png)
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Invincible or invisible | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/923/4c4.jpeg)
![: Anonymous INVINCIBLE 2.71 MB PNG 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No. 189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/923/4c4.jpeg)
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Anon shills the gym | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon) 10:29:25 No.80253474 MuscleRyB OSTERREICH F ING ENDE MA MITTE gym.png 1.01 MB PNG There has never been an instance of the gym making a person uglier. Get off your ass and start working out. ⠀ Anonymous >>80253474 (OP) # But gym made him uglier? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)10:31:10 No.80253485 02/03/25(Mon) 10:33:03 No.80253499 He looks like he's going to regurgitate a fully intact watermelon at me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/922/7f0.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon) 10:29:25 No.80253474 MuscleRyB OSTERREICH F ING ENDE MA MITTE gym.png 1.01 MB PNG There has never been an instance of the gym making a person uglier. Get off your ass and start working out. ⠀ Anonymous >>80253474 (OP) # But gym made him uglier? Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)10:31:10 No.80253485 02/03/25(Mon) 10:33:03 No.80253499 He looks like he's going to regurgitate a fully intact watermelon at me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/922/7f0.jpeg)
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Oil floats on water | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/741/a75.jpeg)
![Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/741/a75.jpeg)
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Bottom of the food chain | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:03:58 No.700304728 dumb fairy.jpg 98 KB JPG >NO00000 I'M A THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRY I CAN'T BE SWALLOWED AND DIGESTED ALIVE BY A STUPID F------ FROG >OH GOD NOT MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA In hindsight, was this really necessary? Anonymous Oh yeah.. Fable. 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:09 No.700304803 Maybe that IP shouldn't be resurrected. >>700305338 # : Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:13 No.700304804 This meme is like 3 f------ years old and the goddamn game still isn't out yet, grim](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/724/1b5.jpeg)
![Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:03:58 No.700304728 dumb fairy.jpg 98 KB JPG >NO00000 I'M A THOUSAND YEAR OLD FAIRY I CAN'T BE SWALLOWED AND DIGESTED ALIVE BY A STUPID F------ FROG >OH GOD NOT MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA In hindsight, was this really necessary? Anonymous Oh yeah.. Fable. 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:09 No.700304803 Maybe that IP shouldn't be resurrected. >>700305338 # : Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)01:05:13 No.700304804 This meme is like 3 f------ years old and the goddamn game still isn't out yet, grim](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/724/1b5.jpeg)
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Anon plays for the lore | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)09:56:32 No.699653964 MISIDE 2020 КЛИД vs Dogshit.jpg 1.89 MB JPG Why are games from the rising Multipolar World Order so much better than western slop these days?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/709/a86.jpeg)
![Anonymous 01/09/25(Thu)09:56:32 No.699653964 MISIDE 2020 КЛИД vs Dogshit.jpg 1.89 MB JPG Why are games from the rising Multipolar World Order so much better than western slop these days?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/709/a86.jpeg)
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Mess affect | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)04:50:30 No.701796207 ii Kaidan Shepard Ashleu Quick Slots MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION ksc220y1c3f61.jpg 562 KB JPG I feel sorry for anyone playing the Mass Effect demakes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/607/1e0.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)04:50:30 No.701796207 ii Kaidan Shepard Ashleu Quick Slots MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION ksc220y1c3f61.jpg 562 KB JPG I feel sorry for anyone playing the Mass Effect demakes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/607/1e0.jpeg)
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Bravo Nolan | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:57:15 No.208357935 IMG_3032.jpg 112 KB JPG >look mr Frodo, Sauron forgot to lock the door! Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:59:28 No.208357980 Sauron literally couldn't conceive that someone would (or even could) destroy the ring. >>208357996 # >>208358294 # >>208358358 # >>208358526 # >>208358771 # >>208358913 # >>208358973 # >>208359564 # >>208359974 # >>208360064 # >>208360757 # >>208362308 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/588/7e7.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:57:15 No.208357935 IMG_3032.jpg 112 KB JPG >look mr Frodo, Sauron forgot to lock the door! Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)07:59:28 No.208357980 Sauron literally couldn't conceive that someone would (or even could) destroy the ring. >>208357996 # >>208358294 # >>208358358 # >>208358526 # >>208358771 # >>208358913 # >>208358973 # >>208359564 # >>208359974 # >>208360064 # >>208360757 # >>208362308 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/588/7e7.jpeg)
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That’s why they don’t call me back to a session 1 | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/587/a01.jpeg)
![Anonymous 09/22/20(Tue)18:22:01 No.75043434 50 KB JPG >playing d&d >session 0 >characters being introduced to each other >tell dm I roll to r--- and kill everyone >they refuse f------ railroading am i right](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/587/a01.jpeg)
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Feels bad man | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/02/25(Sun)01:37:29 No.701871864 10 Years of being a Millennial: Blue Imp Blue Imp Crono 29: 8 Year 1 000 Year 5 Year 10 10 Years of being a zoomer: Year 1 Year 5 10sgys.jpg 1.13 MB JPG They will never know what it was like. Year 10](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/523/c40.jpeg)
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![The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/469/26b.jpeg)
![The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/469/26b.jpeg)
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![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/000/468/b5c.png)
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: bM0OBUMW ) [ Settings Mobile Home 02/02/25(Sun)11:32:42 No.496225286 Sunnyside CAGE FREE CA SEFS COMPLIANTS FARMS 12 LARGE GRADE AA SI nyside. FARMS CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA CA SEFS C FLARGE EGGS GRADE AA 9.49 Sunnyside Sunnyside 12 EC Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE - GRADE AA CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA w CASES COMPLIANT CA SEPS COMPLANT CA SEFS COMPLIANT Sunnyside CAGE FREE 12 LARGE GRADE AA 216 KB JPG absolutely NO REFUNDS $393 FRO 12 12 12일 12 12일 Cafs alle Anonymous (ID: v4F7WgP+) 02/02/25(Sun)11:33:57 No.496225418 Yeah? Well the US dollar is worth more so our eggs are cheaper.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/000/468/b5c.png)
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