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Anon is a Boomer | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?

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Anon Likes Sonichu Comics | /r/Greentext

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.
File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

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There's always a catch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?
Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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Anon's routine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life
Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life

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Anons movie idea | /r/Greentext

CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|
CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|

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Anon's idea for a Family Guy movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown
Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown

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Unlucky Winner | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.

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Anons living the dream life | /r/Greentext

1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD
1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD

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Still a little sore. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????
Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????

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Toilet Cam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10

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Socrates, the first documented shitposter in history | /r/Greentext

On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me
On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me

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Anon tries to be hygienic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG
Anonymous How do women's assholes remain(...) 02/02/25(Sun)17:40:36 No.930810436 My wife and i are both fat, we both eat the same amount every day, yet i'm taking 3-4 s---- a day and 3-4 showers and still after cleaning my ass with those showers there is thick s--- streaks in my underwear and itching s--- in my ass after moving around throughout the day. No matter how well i clean it more s--- comes throughout the day. My wife on the other hand takes one s--- in the morning and one shower and that's her done for the day, her a------ is immaculate with no s--- and no smell and i am able to eat it with impunity but mine is awful. 186 KB JPG

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Anon drinks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 227 KB JPG BARIN 11/15/22(Tue)16:55:02 No.70995305 >be me >be akward and try to avoid any contact with strangers, even on the phone >drink some beers with friends >on lonely way home approach girl on bus stop since we wait for the same bus >turns out she's my lvl and same uni >talk all the way home why am i normal only after certain amount of alcohol? 1 Reply View Thread

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All hail Bobbeh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.
Anonymous Worship Bobby here 02/03/25(Mon) 12:09:23 No.12048761 bobby-hill-meditating.gif 416 KB GIF Parkuens This thread is to give thanks to Bobby.

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Anon Likes Lola Bunny | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.
File: file.png (695 KB, 567x702) MYS CLASS: BRUISER SLAM DUNK! A leaping BASKETBALL strike that EXPLODES after a slam dunk THIS ONE'S FOR YOU A big heart that REFLECTS projectiles and hits enemies. SPINNING BUNNY KICKS Spinning helicopter kicks ending with a drill kick LOONEY TUNGS Multiversus Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)09:44:50 No.702035515 ► >>702037080 >>702039329 >>702040934 >>702041773 >>702041797 >>702044287 >>702044652 >>702048271 >>702048393 >>702048671 >>702051873 >>702052174 >>702052317 >>702055259 >>702058282 >>702066603 >>702066949 Will you play her game now? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:37:24 No.702044287 >>702035515 (OP) This is not going to save your dead game and you know it Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:51:48 No.702045308 >>702046079 >>702047950 >>702057138 Why is it impossible to make a Smash clone? Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:53:48 No.702045460 >>702045308 >>702045460 They made one that was decent, but they f----- it up because the CEO of the studio is nuts. >>> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:00:19 No.702045904 >>702057625 >>702053071 File: ccb75f3aa7582b58635166343(...).jpg (808 KB, 2000x1400) Should have been Minerva. Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:26:38 No.702047709 ► >Release game right when people need a change up of smash >Does very well >Take it offline for a year or so >Everyone has forgotten >Bring it back with a horrible unlock grind and worse controls and everything else >Dies as a wet fart within a year WB does it again >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)13:26:51 No.702051873 >>702035515 (OP) >shelve Lola for months because straights might like her too much >release her on the game's deathbed Good riddance to a s----- dev team. Enjoy unemployment.

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F"*čk that rabbit... | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 ! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant--the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----.

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Anon got chosen by the neet life. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous (ID: or5ph/iw) Spoilt 167 KB JPG 02/03/25(Mon) 15:54:29 No.496389252 >be me >work for 16 dollars an hour which despite what my parents think and say is a pitiful wage >talk about wanting to move out at 25 and I get called spoilt for it by my parents who apparently think I should just work to work >my grandma shows her and her friends going on cross country trips and burning man and going to the beach and bar hoping while I'm scared everyday my car will break down and I'll lose all my savings >tell parents I'm going to the beach for a weekend vacation which is an hour away >get yelled at telling me that's it's to expensive and I should be saving my money instead of wasting it and that I'm out of the house if I dare go >realize how f----- over I've been my entire life in every aspect of life and how I pretty much lost my chance to have friends, go on trips, and date >try crypto lose it all or break even try starting a pressure washing business and roofing company all failed and I lost most of my savings trying to advertise and buy equipment >realize all avenues available to me will ultimately lead to me living at home with my parents forever and being homeless when they die and working is just wasted time that I could spend watching anime or playing video games >quit going to my job and quit paying my debt and everything else and give up on life >parents yell at me to get another job and I don't care I just tell them I'm looking for the magical better job they keep talking about that is forever out of my reach F--- this life I should have never been born. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Gimme the Roll | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: /pRyaR0B) © Settings Mobile Home 02/03/25(Mon) 17:45:38 No.496381696 This toilet is for the migrants. 642 KB PNG it's meant to simulate s------- on the street. Anonymous (ID: 2gqKUoyR ) >>496381696 (OP) Which mini golf course is this? 02/03/25(Mon)17:59:14 No.496383230

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Anon Vs NASA | /r/Greentext

File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...
File: Money_Printer.jpg (95 KB, 1036x691) > How many are there? > Glad you asked - 5000 ☐ Anonymous 02/03/25(Mon)23:22:45 No.80257337 > Be NASA. Building the Europa Clipper probe > Been planning it since 1997 > 2019 - realise we're using the wrong capacitors > Ignore this and keep building > Its_all_part_of_the_plan.batman > FF 2024, close to launch date > Finally admit we've used the wrong capacitors > The correct ones cost about 8 bucks at a hardware store > Apply the standard NASA markup > Tell Congress we need $200,000 to replace each one > Blackmail Congress for an extra billion dollars > Congress has to approve it lol > Some do-gooder engineer then makes a discovery > The capacitors we've used will work after all > You weren't_supposed_to_do_that > Miss out on extra billion dollars taxpayer money > F------ kids, learn how the game is played...

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