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Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?
Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?

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: Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed)17:46:18 No.208429694 anyone else excited for the buffy revival? 1.11 MB JPG : Anonymous >>208429694 (OP) # 02/05/25(Wed)17:47:21 No.208429717 What happened to her face? >>208429746 # >>208429812 # >>208429927 # >>208429717 # >What happened to her face? Its called getting older anon
: Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed)17:46:18 No.208429694 anyone else excited for the buffy revival? 1.11 MB JPG : Anonymous >>208429694 (OP) # 02/05/25(Wed)17:47:21 No.208429717 What happened to her face? >>208429746 # >>208429812 # >>208429927 # >>208429717 # >What happened to her face? Its called getting older anon

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Anon is a failed normie | /r/Greentext

R: 77/1:13 part of me wants to buy a macbook air and be a normie with a gf, and another part wants to build a $1,500 desktop and play hentai games
R: 77/1:13 part of me wants to buy a macbook air and be a normie with a gf, and another part wants to build a $1,500 desktop and play hentai games

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Anon creates a Jewish RPG | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Qn1ncDzO 106 KB JPG 02/05/25(Wed) 23:44:31 No.496642739 >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do/pol/?
Anonymous (ID: Qn1ncDzO 106 KB JPG 02/05/25(Wed) 23:44:31 No.496642739 >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do/pol/?

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Anon is a shitposter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /d16UC7w) 02/05/25(Wed)19:59:50 No.496635442 >USAID shut down >post quality improves 500 fold 02/05/25(Wed)20:01:11 No.496635528 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bqH9valc) >>496635442 (OP) # So still 0 >>496635587 #
Anonymous (ID: /d16UC7w) 02/05/25(Wed)19:59:50 No.496635442 >USAID shut down >post quality improves 500 fold 02/05/25(Wed)20:01:11 No.496635528 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bqH9valc) >>496635442 (OP) # So still 0 >>496635587 #

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Anon discovers,,economics" | /r/Greentext

> Go to casino > Lose $600. > Go home. > Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value. > Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino. You guys just don't get it.
> Go to casino > Lose $600. > Go home. > Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value. > Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino. You guys just don't get it.

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Anon wears the glasses. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HkfYWFBR) 02/05/25(Wed)15:25:53 No.496612378 >>496608828 (OP) # How to be sentenced to death in Muttland: >Shoot up elementary school Nope >Attempt on former presidents life Also nope >Attempt to overthrow sitting government Still nada >R--- children underneth New York City You'd think but....no >Kill CEO of business solely designed to find novel loopholes to avoid fulfilling its obligation to pay for lifesaving medical treatment DING DING DING!!
Anonymous (ID: HkfYWFBR) 02/05/25(Wed)15:25:53 No.496612378 >>496608828 (OP) # How to be sentenced to death in Muttland: >Shoot up elementary school Nope >Attempt on former presidents life Also nope >Attempt to overthrow sitting government Still nada >R--- children underneth New York City You'd think but....no >Kill CEO of business solely designed to find novel loopholes to avoid fulfilling its obligation to pay for lifesaving medical treatment DING DING DING!!

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Work Experience | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)08:43:01 No.496587465 this image kills threads Experience Director of Policy Reddit, Inc. Jun 2017- Present - 2 yrs 9 mos San Francisco, California Lead Reddit's public policy and government relations work as well as product, content, and advertising policy development and implementation. Deputy Director, Middle East Strategy L Task Force Atlantic Council Mar 2015 May 2017 - 2 yrs 3 mos Washington, District Of Columbia Convened bipartisan study group under the co-chairmanship of Madeleine Albright and Stephen Hadley on how US foreign policy can better address the issue of state failure in the Middle East. Jessica Ashooh. 3rd Director of Policy at Reddit, Inc. Reddit, Inc.. Oxford University San Francisco, California 500+ connections Me...age 1.62 MB PNG Senior Analyst, Policy Planning Department UAE Ministry of Foreign Affairs Jan 2011-Feb 2015 4 yrs 2 mos Abu Dhabi, UAE Provided senior decisionmakers with policy analysis and strategic advice, with a particular focus on Syria. Shift Editor and Contributor Oxford Analytica Oct 2008 - Nov 2010 - 2 yrs 2 mos Oxford, United Kingdom Wrote analysis papers for the 'Daily Brief product and provided research and organizational support to Oxford Analytica's editorial section. Sub-contractor Eurasia Group May 2009-Sep 2010-1 yr 5 mos Consulted as a subject matter expert for Iraq, Lebanon, and Iran Consultant Dunia Frontier Consultants Jan 2010 Jun 2010-6 mos Erbil, Iraq Contracted consultant advising the Kurdistan Regional Government-Iraq Ministry of Planning on a variety of strategic and economic development issues. >>496587444 >Feds in Twitter and Reddit and litteral cultist brainwashers and recruiters are being gone after hard. What? The feds are running the show! Twitter and Reddit ARE three letter agency platforms. Anonymous ? >>496587354 >r/gayporn has been banned how will /g/ recover? 02/05/25(Wed)08:45:22 No.496587466
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)08:43:01 No.496587465 this image kills threads Experience Director of Policy Reddit, Inc. Jun 2017- Present - 2 yrs 9 mos San Francisco, California Lead Reddit's public policy and government relations work as well as product, content, and advertising policy development and implementation. Deputy Director, Middle East Strategy L Task Force Atlantic Council Mar 2015 May 2017 - 2 yrs 3 mos Washington, District Of Columbia Convened bipartisan study group under the co-chairmanship of Madeleine Albright and Stephen Hadley on how US foreign policy can better address the issue of state failure in the Middle East. Jessica Ashooh. 3rd Director of Policy at Reddit, Inc. Reddit, Inc.. Oxford University San Francisco, California 500+ connections Me...age 1.62 MB PNG Senior Analyst, Policy Planning Department UAE Ministry of Foreign Affairs Jan 2011-Feb 2015 4 yrs 2 mos Abu Dhabi, UAE Provided senior decisionmakers with policy analysis and strategic advice, with a particular focus on Syria. Shift Editor and Contributor Oxford Analytica Oct 2008 - Nov 2010 - 2 yrs 2 mos Oxford, United Kingdom Wrote analysis papers for the 'Daily Brief product and provided research and organizational support to Oxford Analytica's editorial section. Sub-contractor Eurasia Group May 2009-Sep 2010-1 yr 5 mos Consulted as a subject matter expert for Iraq, Lebanon, and Iran Consultant Dunia Frontier Consultants Jan 2010 Jun 2010-6 mos Erbil, Iraq Contracted consultant advising the Kurdistan Regional Government-Iraq Ministry of Planning on a variety of strategic and economic development issues. >>496587444 >Feds in Twitter and Reddit and litteral cultist brainwashers and recruiters are being gone after hard. What? The feds are running the show! Twitter and Reddit ARE three letter agency platforms. Anonymous ? >>496587354 >r/gayporn has been banned how will /g/ recover? 02/05/25(Wed)08:45:22 No.496587466

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Fent in the vent | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Americans. don't you understand that the whole world is laughing at you? Americans. don't you understan(...) Settings Mobile Home 9 No.496588602 43 KB JPG Don't you care? How can you just not care that the entire rules-based international system is laughing at you? If I acted the way you are right now, even as a joke, even in the complete privacy of my own home, my team leader would report me and I would, rightly, be fired on the spot for my unacceptable behaviour. Does that not tell you something? Anonymous (ID: 7irl+Yur)! 02/05/25(Wed)14:16:47 No.496588876 Oh, i'm just crying in my 2000sqft house with air conditioning.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Americans. don't you understand that the whole world is laughing at you? Americans. don't you understan(...) Settings Mobile Home 9 No.496588602 43 KB JPG Don't you care? How can you just not care that the entire rules-based international system is laughing at you? If I acted the way you are right now, even as a joke, even in the complete privacy of my own home, my team leader would report me and I would, rightly, be fired on the spot for my unacceptable behaviour. Does that not tell you something? Anonymous (ID: 7irl+Yur)! 02/05/25(Wed)14:16:47 No.496588876 Oh, i'm just crying in my 2000sqft house with air conditioning.

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What else to say? | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: aoBHw4ph) 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:12 No.496593189 UP 232 KB JPG The two smartest businessmen in America folks. Say something nice about them. Anonymous (ID: u0UAv1t+) they won Anonymous (ID: Cg7/adPX) [+ >>496593189 (OP) F--- off and die 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:48 No.496593251 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:10 No.496593286
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: aoBHw4ph) 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:12 No.496593189 UP 232 KB JPG The two smartest businessmen in America folks. Say something nice about them. Anonymous (ID: u0UAv1t+) they won Anonymous (ID: Cg7/adPX) [+ >>496593189 (OP) F--- off and die 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:48 No.496593251 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:10 No.496593286

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Soy is forbidden on here | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Tuna Mayo Sandwitch Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)14:52:30 No.80274709 C 1.42 MB PNG I spend 10.00GBP on food a week This is all I eat plus some red onion and tomato excluding drinks. No need to go to mcdonalds or order food when im hungy, just make a tuna mayo sandwich. Anonymous >>80274709 (OP) 02/05/25(Wed)14:54:30 No.80274720 Mayo os pure sneed oils, you'll turn into a basedboy. Stop eating that s---, n----- Anonymous >>80274720 you cant say onions on 4chan Litterally 1948 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:46 No.80274780
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Tuna Mayo Sandwitch Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)14:52:30 No.80274709 C 1.42 MB PNG I spend 10.00GBP on food a week This is all I eat plus some red onion and tomato excluding drinks. No need to go to mcdonalds or order food when im hungy, just make a tuna mayo sandwich. Anonymous >>80274709 (OP) 02/05/25(Wed)14:54:30 No.80274720 Mayo os pure sneed oils, you'll turn into a basedboy. Stop eating that s---, n----- Anonymous >>80274720 you cant say onions on 4chan Litterally 1948 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:46 No.80274780

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Anon on anime hypocrisy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Heh, so true. Femoids would never understand. 02/03/25(Mon) 13:59:41 No.208377753 Girls "omg I can finally be her" Boys "literally me" Fenrir the ice wolf @Fenrirtheicewot Ok, where did this idea that Piccolo is black come from? He's a demon alien slug. Harley Anime+ @dbs 10 10 Nov 15 Who's the most badass black characters in anime? Black Lagoon Dutch Darui Fire Force Soul Eater Charon The Boondocks NO!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BLACK!!!! PICCOLO IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushido Brown 9:43 AM Nov 15, 2024 17.2M Views 3.6K 1377K 1732391839502240.jpg 107 KB JPG Why are black male weaboos so hypocritical? Kilik Rung DBZ/DBS Piccolo 165K 17K ↑
Anonymous Heh, so true. Femoids would never understand. 02/03/25(Mon) 13:59:41 No.208377753 Girls "omg I can finally be her" Boys "literally me" Fenrir the ice wolf @Fenrirtheicewot Ok, where did this idea that Piccolo is black come from? He's a demon alien slug. Harley Anime+ @dbs 10 10 Nov 15 Who's the most badass black characters in anime? Black Lagoon Dutch Darui Fire Force Soul Eater Charon The Boondocks NO!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BLACK!!!! PICCOLO IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushido Brown 9:43 AM Nov 15, 2024 17.2M Views 3.6K 1377K 1732391839502240.jpg 107 KB JPG Why are black male weaboos so hypocritical? Kilik Rung DBZ/DBS Piccolo 165K 17K ↑

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Something something bicycle meme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MIOygTvu) | 02/05/25(Wed) 07:57:19 No.496570507 NO SEX FOR YOU 70 KB JPG >tattoos >>496567119 (OP) # When daffuq are women gonna realize most men find nose piercings a turn-off? They shoot themselves in the foot & then protest it hurts. >23 layers of the devil's paint >nose & septum piercings >kool aid colored hair >oh woe is me, boo hoo, why am i still single?
Anonymous (ID: MIOygTvu) | 02/05/25(Wed) 07:57:19 No.496570507 NO SEX FOR YOU 70 KB JPG >tattoos >>496567119 (OP) # When daffuq are women gonna realize most men find nose piercings a turn-off? They shoot themselves in the foot & then protest it hurts. >23 layers of the devil's paint >nose & septum piercings >kool aid colored hair >oh woe is me, boo hoo, why am i still single?

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the first goonicide | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 01f.jpg (107 KB, 716x708) Candlelight Vigil twitt Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:53:46 No.80268402 >>80268417 >>80268556 >Loving wife and kids >Successful HVAC technician >Own a hellcat >Overall respected by community y with To Erving Moinery Of th Nautica Malone REST IN POWER GOONLORD SUNDAY JANUARY 26TH, AT GAM >Somehow none of that stops him from exposing himself to cafe workers >Takes own life due to publicity >Legacy now known as the first ever to commit goonicide with teenagers holding a candlelight vigil in his name as the goonlord Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:55:45 No.80268417 ► >>80268402 (OP) Man, our society is so f----- up. >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:00:18 No.80268459 Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:09:59 No.80268556 File: Post Mamelone.jpg (1.84 MB, 5120x2880) >>80268402 (OP) I prefer his brother funniest s--- ever. imagine sitting down with your mother to finally have the talk as to why you don't have a father. >now, son... let me take you all the way back to 2025... the start of the goonicide...
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 01f.jpg (107 KB, 716x708) Candlelight Vigil twitt Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:53:46 No.80268402 >>80268417 >>80268556 >Loving wife and kids >Successful HVAC technician >Own a hellcat >Overall respected by community y with To Erving Moinery Of th Nautica Malone REST IN POWER GOONLORD SUNDAY JANUARY 26TH, AT GAM >Somehow none of that stops him from exposing himself to cafe workers >Takes own life due to publicity >Legacy now known as the first ever to commit goonicide with teenagers holding a candlelight vigil in his name as the goonlord Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:55:45 No.80268417 ► >>80268402 (OP) Man, our society is so f----- up. >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:00:18 No.80268459 Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:09:59 No.80268556 File: Post Mamelone.jpg (1.84 MB, 5120x2880) >>80268402 (OP) I prefer his brother funniest s--- ever. imagine sitting down with your mother to finally have the talk as to why you don't have a father. >now, son... let me take you all the way back to 2025... the start of the goonicide...

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Anon tries Reddit. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/4/2025, 1:08:43 PM No.41046983 219 KB PNG > be me > brainlet fresh outta Hicksville > escape meth-ridden hellhole to get compsci degree in the city >tfw mandatory 'social issues' course > mandatory 'go interact with the poors' > not catching AIDS at the bus station for a grade > decide to leech info online > find a reddit 'fixing america's drug epidemic' group or whatever > waste my time and energy to making a burner account > make a post asking legit questions > prettygoodsofar.jpg > might actually get a decent grade from this >some mouthbreather comments: 'lol just don't do too much and you won't get hooked' >assume troll is trolling > check profile >mfw daily meth updates, tweaker selfies, 'just a user, not an addict' > call him on his b------- > instant rage > reddit hivemind descends > 'le victim blaming n s---' > methhead gets showered with praise for being 'open and honest' > permabanned in minutes > average reddit experience
Anonymous 2/4/2025, 1:08:43 PM No.41046983 219 KB PNG > be me > brainlet fresh outta Hicksville > escape meth-ridden hellhole to get compsci degree in the city >tfw mandatory 'social issues' course > mandatory 'go interact with the poors' > not catching AIDS at the bus station for a grade > decide to leech info online > find a reddit 'fixing america's drug epidemic' group or whatever > waste my time and energy to making a burner account > make a post asking legit questions > prettygoodsofar.jpg > might actually get a decent grade from this >some mouthbreather comments: 'lol just don't do too much and you won't get hooked' >assume troll is trolling > check profile >mfw daily meth updates, tweaker selfies, 'just a user, not an addict' > call him on his b------- > instant rage > reddit hivemind descends > 'le victim blaming n s---' > methhead gets showered with praise for being 'open and honest' > permabanned in minutes > average reddit experience

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I dare say, wantest to croseth thy swords? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)22:25:34 No.702112287 Kingdom come 2.png 991 KB PNG >wanted to level up sword mastery and unlock master strike >talk to Hans and ask him if he wanted to cross swords >gay sex scene initiates W-- IS WRONG WITH MODERN GAMES
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)22:25:34 No.702112287 Kingdom come 2.png 991 KB PNG >wanted to level up sword mastery and unlock master strike >talk to Hans and ask him if he wanted to cross swords >gay sex scene initiates W-- IS WRONG WITH MODERN GAMES

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real and Mediterranean | /r/Greentext

. 1h (02/05/25 07:43) 930935641 - 0 Re - 0 Img . JPG 9KB (259 × 194) · download.jpg >be me >strait picrel
. 1h (02/05/25 07:43) 930935641 - 0 Re - 0 Img . JPG 9KB (259 × 194) · download.jpg >be me >strait picrel

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Spino-bros... Its never been so over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed) 09:16:44 No.208420074 AB 8. JUNI JURASSIC WORLD AB The wall comes for all.jpg 1.1 MB JPG Why did they replace her with Scar Jo? Was it because she kept getting fatter with each sequel? Because she started to eat the dinos
Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed) 09:16:44 No.208420074 AB 8. JUNI JURASSIC WORLD AB The wall comes for all.jpg 1.1 MB JPG Why did they replace her with Scar Jo? Was it because she kept getting fatter with each sequel? Because she started to eat the dinos

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: Anonymous Is stoicism and buddhism the b(...) 1.02 MB PNG 02/05/25(Wed)03:49:04 No.80271786 >oh, your emotions arent the real you, just think through it or let go ok >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >you evolutionary have the instinct to clock him in the f------ face >but instead you deny those feelings for the sake of le stoicism >eventually this anger lingers in you until you abuse drugs/alcohol, lash out on someone else unrelated, etc. VS. >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >after giving them several chances, you clock him in the f------ face >rush of endorphins flow through you as you get your revenge, you get a jail record, but emotionally you are at peace >have a cool story to tell your children How is stoicism and buddhism still taken seriously? 5 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Is stoicism and buddhism the b(...) 1.02 MB PNG 02/05/25(Wed)03:49:04 No.80271786 >oh, your emotions arent the real you, just think through it or let go ok >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >you evolutionary have the instinct to clock him in the f------ face >but instead you deny those feelings for the sake of le stoicism >eventually this anger lingers in you until you abuse drugs/alcohol, lash out on someone else unrelated, etc. VS. >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >after giving them several chances, you clock him in the f------ face >rush of endorphins flow through you as you get your revenge, you get a jail record, but emotionally you are at peace >have a cool story to tell your children How is stoicism and buddhism still taken seriously? 5 Replies View Thread

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Servitude Ticket | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OztEdMCG) A *breathes in* Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)05:21:32 No.496548863 215 KB PNG НАНАНАННАВАВHAANABABNANANNAHАВВАНАВ ВАВАВНАНАННАНАНАНАНАНННАНАННАНАННАН АНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННА
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OztEdMCG) A *breathes in* Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)05:21:32 No.496548863 215 KB PNG НАНАНАННАВАВHAANABABNANANNAHАВВАНАВ ВАВАВНАНАННАНАНАНАНАНННАНАННАНАННАН АНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННА

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