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Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >>friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >>friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

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Worlds greatest detective | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:05:34 No.208391329 dark-knight-sonar-vision-mobile-surveillance-system (1).jpg 135 KB JPG >NOOO SPYING ON EVERYONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD IS BAD >why? >IT JUST IS OKAY!!?
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:05:34 No.208391329 dark-knight-sonar-vision-mobile-surveillance-system (1).jpg 135 KB JPG >NOOO SPYING ON EVERYONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD IS BAD >why? >IT JUST IS OKAY!!?

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Back to the grind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FINAL FANTASY X 131 KB JPG Great game design. 02/05/25(Wed)01:16:26 No.702136834 >Play game >Is easy >Get to final boss >Insane difficulty spike >You must load a previous save from 5 hours ago and grind for hours on random mobs to have any chance of winning
Anonymous FINAL FANTASY X 131 KB JPG Great game design. 02/05/25(Wed)01:16:26 No.702136834 >Play game >Is easy >Get to final boss >Insane difficulty spike >You must load a previous save from 5 hours ago and grind for hours on random mobs to have any chance of winning

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Shovelware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.
: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.

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Sportzball be divisive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tXqnzGuq) 02/06/25(Thu)06:01:31 No.496668014 >>496659196 (OP) # >fill the league with left political b------- >rig the sport openly to rake in swiftie shekels >nooooooooo why is our traditional base tuning out nooooooo
: Anonymous (ID: tXqnzGuq) 02/06/25(Thu)06:01:31 No.496668014 >>496659196 (OP) # >fill the league with left political b------- >rig the sport openly to rake in swiftie shekels >nooooooooo why is our traditional base tuning out nooooooo

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Billionaire Heir | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.25 02/06/25(Thu)12:08:49 No.80282662 supervising producer Anthony Del Broccolo, Women don't want that either. image_2025-02-06_170731397.png 638 KB PNG How did this guy become a billionaire from being a gynaecologist? Anonymous >>80282662 (OP) 02/06/25(Thu)12:33:07 No.80282855 I decided its his hair
Anonymous 3.25 02/06/25(Thu)12:08:49 No.80282662 supervising producer Anthony Del Broccolo, Women don't want that either. image_2025-02-06_170731397.png 638 KB PNG How did this guy become a billionaire from being a gynaecologist? Anonymous >>80282662 (OP) 02/06/25(Thu)12:33:07 No.80282855 I decided its his hair

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To Catch a Coach | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do successful people get away with s---? Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:02 No.80282635 >have buddy at HS >looks like picrel 138 KB PNG eyeing little girls >smart ass and surprisingly social, quite successful at all fields but a bit of an a------ >except sports because he's f------ short and frail >sports coach saw that and kept telling him to try harder and s---, y'know, typical harsh coach stuff >at that period he started spreading pictures of the coach posting in p--- sites and rumors of him >became quite a big talk at school and coach almost gets fired >things eventually die down, the teachers probably did some internal investigation and find coach not guilty, and the leaks stopped >suspiciously, that's when the coach had approved dude to not attend PE classes due to his "medical condition" (no one had f------ seen him having any health problems) >cuts to reunion, we are talking about this issue again >weevil here just casually admitted 'haha I made that up using photoshop he just p----- me off Imao' before getting up and took a photo with that exact same coach And this guy is now in the student council of the top college in our region.....is karma real or do successful people just pull this type of s--- off w/o consequences? Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:49 No.80282644 >>80282635 (OP) >>looks like picrel stopped reading here because no one can look like that
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do successful people get away with s---? Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:02 No.80282635 >have buddy at HS >looks like picrel 138 KB PNG eyeing little girls >smart ass and surprisingly social, quite successful at all fields but a bit of an a------ >except sports because he's f------ short and frail >sports coach saw that and kept telling him to try harder and s---, y'know, typical harsh coach stuff >at that period he started spreading pictures of the coach posting in p--- sites and rumors of him >became quite a big talk at school and coach almost gets fired >things eventually die down, the teachers probably did some internal investigation and find coach not guilty, and the leaks stopped >suspiciously, that's when the coach had approved dude to not attend PE classes due to his "medical condition" (no one had f------ seen him having any health problems) >cuts to reunion, we are talking about this issue again >weevil here just casually admitted 'haha I made that up using photoshop he just p----- me off Imao' before getting up and took a photo with that exact same coach And this guy is now in the student council of the top college in our region.....is karma real or do successful people just pull this type of s--- off w/o consequences? Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:49 No.80282644 >>80282635 (OP) >>looks like picrel stopped reading here because no one can look like that

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Tremendous Operation | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: KdkCnNaa) AF. AF Post @AFpost Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)11:51:46 No.496680779 Israeli PM Netanyahu gave Trump a "golden pager" during White House meeting. Follow: @AFpost 9:17 PM - Feb 5, 2025 - 1.9M Views Cool gift! :D Anonymous (ID: aCdYNMFA) >>496680779 (OP) >golden >is black Epic 257 KB PNG 3:38PM 9/17/24 Apollo dpc Fold 02/06/25(Thu)11:53:04 No.496680880
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: KdkCnNaa) AF. AF Post @AFpost Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)11:51:46 No.496680779 Israeli PM Netanyahu gave Trump a "golden pager" during White House meeting. Follow: @AFpost 9:17 PM - Feb 5, 2025 - 1.9M Views Cool gift! :D Anonymous (ID: aCdYNMFA) >>496680779 (OP) >golden >is black Epic 257 KB PNG 3:38PM 9/17/24 Apollo dpc Fold 02/06/25(Thu)11:53:04 No.496680880

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The Anon who cried Nazi | /r/Greentext

File: Elon Musk_Nazi_Salute.jpg (77 KB, 1240x868) > "That's Ben Shapiro. He's just a c---" Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)14:56:51 No.80281736 > Once upon a time there was a soiboy > His grandfather had fought in WWII > "If you ever see a Nazi, come tell us" he said > So the boy went on X, where he found someone saying men shouldn't be included in women's sports > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > "That's just J.K Rowling. She always writing s--- like that" > Next the boy went on YouTube, where he saw people saying we should have less immigration > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > Then Donald Trump was elected President > And he said he'll build a concentration camp for migrants in Guantanamo Bay > And Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at a rally > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy > But this time no one listened, for the word had lost all meaning > And the boy wept > For America had become great again, only he didn't understand what was so great about it
File: Elon Musk_Nazi_Salute.jpg (77 KB, 1240x868) > "That's Ben Shapiro. He's just a c---" Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)14:56:51 No.80281736 > Once upon a time there was a soiboy > His grandfather had fought in WWII > "If you ever see a Nazi, come tell us" he said > So the boy went on X, where he found someone saying men shouldn't be included in women's sports > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > "That's just J.K Rowling. She always writing s--- like that" > Next the boy went on YouTube, where he saw people saying we should have less immigration > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > Then Donald Trump was elected President > And he said he'll build a concentration camp for migrants in Guantanamo Bay > And Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at a rally > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy > But this time no one listened, for the word had lost all meaning > And the boy wept > For America had become great again, only he didn't understand what was so great about it

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the trans agenda | /r/Greentext

File: Opera Instantâneo_2024-10(...).png (105 KB, 329x333) ☐ Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)11:46:58 No.38813433 ► >be t----- me >have t----- gf >our d---- stops working after years of HRT >search a guy to f--- us >he's kinda cute but masc looking >we f--- >1yeargoesby.jpg >we still f------ >ideia.jpg >we peg him together >he lowkey was into it >we start grooming and feminizing him >tell us he's afraid of HRT >we mix HRT with his food >boobs growing after like 6 months or so >we keep praising him how beautiful and feminine hes starting to look >he begins to accept it >grooming worked >years go by, her d--- stops working >we lost our toy >we search for another guy >repeat
File: Opera Instantâneo_2024-10(...).png (105 KB, 329x333) ☐ Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)11:46:58 No.38813433 ► >be t----- me >have t----- gf >our d---- stops working after years of HRT >search a guy to f--- us >he's kinda cute but masc looking >we f--- >1yeargoesby.jpg >we still f------ >ideia.jpg >we peg him together >he lowkey was into it >we start grooming and feminizing him >tell us he's afraid of HRT >we mix HRT with his food >boobs growing after like 6 months or so >we keep praising him how beautiful and feminine hes starting to look >he begins to accept it >grooming worked >years go by, her d--- stops working >we lost our toy >we search for another guy >repeat

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Great warrior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?
Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?

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Anon is immortal apparently | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed)17:46:18 No.208429694 anyone else excited for the buffy revival? 1.11 MB JPG : Anonymous >>208429694 (OP) # 02/05/25(Wed)17:47:21 No.208429717 What happened to her face? >>208429746 # >>208429812 # >>208429927 # >>208429717 # >What happened to her face? Its called getting older anon
: Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed)17:46:18 No.208429694 anyone else excited for the buffy revival? 1.11 MB JPG : Anonymous >>208429694 (OP) # 02/05/25(Wed)17:47:21 No.208429717 What happened to her face? >>208429746 # >>208429812 # >>208429927 # >>208429717 # >What happened to her face? Its called getting older anon

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Anon is a failed normie | /r/Greentext

R: 77/1:13 part of me wants to buy a macbook air and be a normie with a gf, and another part wants to build a $1,500 desktop and play hentai games
R: 77/1:13 part of me wants to buy a macbook air and be a normie with a gf, and another part wants to build a $1,500 desktop and play hentai games

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Anon creates a Jewish RPG | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Qn1ncDzO 106 KB JPG 02/05/25(Wed) 23:44:31 No.496642739 >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do/pol/?
Anonymous (ID: Qn1ncDzO 106 KB JPG 02/05/25(Wed) 23:44:31 No.496642739 >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do/pol/?

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Anon is a shitposter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /d16UC7w) 02/05/25(Wed)19:59:50 No.496635442 >USAID shut down >post quality improves 500 fold 02/05/25(Wed)20:01:11 No.496635528 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bqH9valc) >>496635442 (OP) # So still 0 >>496635587 #
Anonymous (ID: /d16UC7w) 02/05/25(Wed)19:59:50 No.496635442 >USAID shut down >post quality improves 500 fold 02/05/25(Wed)20:01:11 No.496635528 33 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bqH9valc) >>496635442 (OP) # So still 0 >>496635587 #

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Anon discovers,,economics" | /r/Greentext

> Go to casino > Lose $600. > Go home. > Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value. > Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino. You guys just don't get it.
> Go to casino > Lose $600. > Go home. > Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value. > Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino. You guys just don't get it.

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Anon wears the glasses. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HkfYWFBR) 02/05/25(Wed)15:25:53 No.496612378 >>496608828 (OP) # How to be sentenced to death in Muttland: >Shoot up elementary school Nope >Attempt on former presidents life Also nope >Attempt to overthrow sitting government Still nada >R--- children underneth New York City You'd think but....no >Kill CEO of business solely designed to find novel loopholes to avoid fulfilling its obligation to pay for lifesaving medical treatment DING DING DING!!
Anonymous (ID: HkfYWFBR) 02/05/25(Wed)15:25:53 No.496612378 >>496608828 (OP) # How to be sentenced to death in Muttland: >Shoot up elementary school Nope >Attempt on former presidents life Also nope >Attempt to overthrow sitting government Still nada >R--- children underneth New York City You'd think but....no >Kill CEO of business solely designed to find novel loopholes to avoid fulfilling its obligation to pay for lifesaving medical treatment DING DING DING!!

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Work Experience | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)08:43:01 No.496587465 this image kills threads Experience Director of Policy Reddit, Inc. Jun 2017- Present - 2 yrs 9 mos San Francisco, California Lead Reddit's public policy and government relations work as well as product, content, and advertising policy development and implementation. Deputy Director, Middle East Strategy L Task Force Atlantic Council Mar 2015 May 2017 - 2 yrs 3 mos Washington, District Of Columbia Convened bipartisan study group under the co-chairmanship of Madeleine Albright and Stephen Hadley on how US foreign policy can better address the issue of state failure in the Middle East. Jessica Ashooh. 3rd Director of Policy at Reddit, Inc. Reddit, Inc.. Oxford University San Francisco, California 500+ connections Me...age 1.62 MB PNG Senior Analyst, Policy Planning Department UAE Ministry of Foreign Affairs Jan 2011-Feb 2015 4 yrs 2 mos Abu Dhabi, UAE Provided senior decisionmakers with policy analysis and strategic advice, with a particular focus on Syria. Shift Editor and Contributor Oxford Analytica Oct 2008 - Nov 2010 - 2 yrs 2 mos Oxford, United Kingdom Wrote analysis papers for the 'Daily Brief product and provided research and organizational support to Oxford Analytica's editorial section. Sub-contractor Eurasia Group May 2009-Sep 2010-1 yr 5 mos Consulted as a subject matter expert for Iraq, Lebanon, and Iran Consultant Dunia Frontier Consultants Jan 2010 Jun 2010-6 mos Erbil, Iraq Contracted consultant advising the Kurdistan Regional Government-Iraq Ministry of Planning on a variety of strategic and economic development issues. >>496587444 >Feds in Twitter and Reddit and litteral cultist brainwashers and recruiters are being gone after hard. What? The feds are running the show! Twitter and Reddit ARE three letter agency platforms. Anonymous ? >>496587354 >r/gayporn has been banned how will /g/ recover? 02/05/25(Wed)08:45:22 No.496587466
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous ? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)08:43:01 No.496587465 this image kills threads Experience Director of Policy Reddit, Inc. Jun 2017- Present - 2 yrs 9 mos San Francisco, California Lead Reddit's public policy and government relations work as well as product, content, and advertising policy development and implementation. Deputy Director, Middle East Strategy L Task Force Atlantic Council Mar 2015 May 2017 - 2 yrs 3 mos Washington, District Of Columbia Convened bipartisan study group under the co-chairmanship of Madeleine Albright and Stephen Hadley on how US foreign policy can better address the issue of state failure in the Middle East. Jessica Ashooh. 3rd Director of Policy at Reddit, Inc. Reddit, Inc.. Oxford University San Francisco, California 500+ connections Me...age 1.62 MB PNG Senior Analyst, Policy Planning Department UAE Ministry of Foreign Affairs Jan 2011-Feb 2015 4 yrs 2 mos Abu Dhabi, UAE Provided senior decisionmakers with policy analysis and strategic advice, with a particular focus on Syria. Shift Editor and Contributor Oxford Analytica Oct 2008 - Nov 2010 - 2 yrs 2 mos Oxford, United Kingdom Wrote analysis papers for the 'Daily Brief product and provided research and organizational support to Oxford Analytica's editorial section. Sub-contractor Eurasia Group May 2009-Sep 2010-1 yr 5 mos Consulted as a subject matter expert for Iraq, Lebanon, and Iran Consultant Dunia Frontier Consultants Jan 2010 Jun 2010-6 mos Erbil, Iraq Contracted consultant advising the Kurdistan Regional Government-Iraq Ministry of Planning on a variety of strategic and economic development issues. >>496587444 >Feds in Twitter and Reddit and litteral cultist brainwashers and recruiters are being gone after hard. What? The feds are running the show! Twitter and Reddit ARE three letter agency platforms. Anonymous ? >>496587354 >r/gayporn has been banned how will /g/ recover? 02/05/25(Wed)08:45:22 No.496587466

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Fent in the vent | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Americans. don't you understand that the whole world is laughing at you? Americans. don't you understan(...) Settings Mobile Home 9 No.496588602 43 KB JPG Don't you care? How can you just not care that the entire rules-based international system is laughing at you? If I acted the way you are right now, even as a joke, even in the complete privacy of my own home, my team leader would report me and I would, rightly, be fired on the spot for my unacceptable behaviour. Does that not tell you something? Anonymous (ID: 7irl+Yur)! 02/05/25(Wed)14:16:47 No.496588876 Oh, i'm just crying in my 2000sqft house with air conditioning.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Americans. don't you understand that the whole world is laughing at you? Americans. don't you understan(...) Settings Mobile Home 9 No.496588602 43 KB JPG Don't you care? How can you just not care that the entire rules-based international system is laughing at you? If I acted the way you are right now, even as a joke, even in the complete privacy of my own home, my team leader would report me and I would, rightly, be fired on the spot for my unacceptable behaviour. Does that not tell you something? Anonymous (ID: 7irl+Yur)! 02/05/25(Wed)14:16:47 No.496588876 Oh, i'm just crying in my 2000sqft house with air conditioning.

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What else to say? | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: aoBHw4ph) 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:12 No.496593189 UP 232 KB JPG The two smartest businessmen in America folks. Say something nice about them. Anonymous (ID: u0UAv1t+) they won Anonymous (ID: Cg7/adPX) [+ >>496593189 (OP) F--- off and die 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:48 No.496593251 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:10 No.496593286
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: aoBHw4ph) 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:12 No.496593189 UP 232 KB JPG The two smartest businessmen in America folks. Say something nice about them. Anonymous (ID: u0UAv1t+) they won Anonymous (ID: Cg7/adPX) [+ >>496593189 (OP) F--- off and die 02/05/25(Wed)15:00:48 No.496593251 02/05/25(Wed)15:01:10 No.496593286

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