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File: nani.png (1.73 MB, 903x899) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:59:22 No. 11151600 >>272794445 >>272794710 >>272794790 >>272795433 >>272795635 >>272796031 >>272796945 >>272797105 >>272799087 >>272800577 >>272802786 >>272806150 >>272806351 >>272807410 >>272807653 >>272820962 >>272824544 >>272824674 >>272825649 >>272830279 >>272840893 >>272842201 >>272842223 >>272842702 >>272847553 >>272847897 >>272847921 >>272854091 >>272856214 >>272857765 >>272863992 >>272864628 >>272865126 >White Hillary Loses to Trump >Brown Hillary Loses Even Harder >Democratics
File: nani.png (1.73 MB, 903x899) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:59:22 No. 11151600 >>272794445 >>272794710 >>272794790 >>272795433 >>272795635 >>272796031 >>272796945 >>272797105 >>272799087 >>272800577 >>272802786 >>272806150 >>272806351 >>272807410 >>272807653 >>272820962 >>272824544 >>272824674 >>272825649 >>272830279 >>272840893 >>272842201 >>272842223 >>272842702 >>272847553 >>272847897 >>272847921 >>272854091 >>272856214 >>272857765 >>272863992 >>272864628 >>272865126 >White Hillary Loses to Trump >Brown Hillary Loses Even Harder >Democratics

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Anon studies the art of war | /r/Greentext

ile: 1000000131.jpg (9 KB, 210x240) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:15:23 No.62825480 >Be ancient Chinese general >>62825576 >>62825708 >>62825716 >>62826696 >>62826726 >>62826971 >>62827105 >>62827621 >>62828340 >Other generals are mostly lords who've never held a weapon or have any idea of how reality works >These retards constantly get men killed for no reason and waste resources >Write a book, call it the art of war >Put in tips that should be obvious to anyone, based on s--- I see these dumbasses do >I have to not only dumb down this s---, but also make it flowery so the nobility like it >See some retards dragging out a war, for whatever reason >write "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare" >See nobles abuse their soldiers, then get genuinely surprised when they have an uprising and try to kill them >write "Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley." >See some general insist on attacking a heavily fortified position, and get surprised when he loses when he could have taken a flank and won >Write "So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak." >Someone decides to go to war because he's in a s----- mood, and he utterly f---- himself and everything he owns in the process >Write "who wishes to fight must first count the cost" >Some guy didn't pay his men after a hard battle, and it hurts morale >write down "Rewards for good service should not be deferred a single day." >Nobles are shocked that the horses carrying supplies are moving slower because they're starving >The nobles didn't account for the horses needing more food because they're going farther than usual >F------ hell..... >I write "if horses are fed at the proper intervals, chariots will be swift" >Nobles are surprised that their men are being picked off by archers and cannons at the top of hills >for f---- sake >Write "Do NOT f--- with the high ground" Sun tzu was basically a tard wrangler, who got sick of telling dumbasses how to not lose wars, so he just wrote a book.
ile: 1000000131.jpg (9 KB, 210x240) Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:15:23 No.62825480 >Be ancient Chinese general >>62825576 >>62825708 >>62825716 >>62826696 >>62826726 >>62826971 >>62827105 >>62827621 >>62828340 >Other generals are mostly lords who've never held a weapon or have any idea of how reality works >These retards constantly get men killed for no reason and waste resources >Write a book, call it the art of war >Put in tips that should be obvious to anyone, based on s--- I see these dumbasses do >I have to not only dumb down this s---, but also make it flowery so the nobility like it >See some retards dragging out a war, for whatever reason >write "There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare" >See nobles abuse their soldiers, then get genuinely surprised when they have an uprising and try to kill them >write "Treat your men as you would your own beloved sons. And they will follow you into the deepest valley." >See some general insist on attacking a heavily fortified position, and get surprised when he loses when he could have taken a flank and won >Write "So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak." >Someone decides to go to war because he's in a s----- mood, and he utterly f---- himself and everything he owns in the process >Write "who wishes to fight must first count the cost" >Some guy didn't pay his men after a hard battle, and it hurts morale >write down "Rewards for good service should not be deferred a single day." >Nobles are shocked that the horses carrying supplies are moving slower because they're starving >The nobles didn't account for the horses needing more food because they're going farther than usual >F------ hell..... >I write "if horses are fed at the proper intervals, chariots will be swift" >Nobles are surprised that their men are being picked off by archers and cannons at the top of hills >for f---- sake >Write "Do NOT f--- with the high ground" Sun tzu was basically a tard wrangler, who got sick of telling dumbasses how to not lose wars, so he just wrote a book.

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Anon Snorts Crushed Blackpills For Breakfast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)16:44:24 No.79369714 ► File: 1704697093123019.jpg (128 KB, 381x370) >>79369246 (OP) The blackpill is the truth. You can ignore it, run from it, but it will always be there. The sheer emotional pain women have inflicted upon me has left me an empty husk. Hearing my own mother and sister say horrible s--- to me because their female brain cannot handle any kind of honest vulnerability has crushed me beyond bitterness. I don't hate women, I feel powerless because nature itself has deemed me subhuman and unworthy of love. I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a dysgenic mistake hated by the natural forces of this world. I don't feel angry. I feel completely empty.
Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)16:44:24 No.79369714 ► File: 1704697093123019.jpg (128 KB, 381x370) >>79369246 (OP) The blackpill is the truth. You can ignore it, run from it, but it will always be there. The sheer emotional pain women have inflicted upon me has left me an empty husk. Hearing my own mother and sister say horrible s--- to me because their female brain cannot handle any kind of honest vulnerability has crushed me beyond bitterness. I don't hate women, I feel powerless because nature itself has deemed me subhuman and unworthy of love. I look at my reflection in the mirror and I see a dysgenic mistake hated by the natural forces of this world. I don't feel angry. I feel completely empty.

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FemAnon is scared of Weaving Girlbosses | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:50:43 No.79364258 [Reply] > be autistic foid > go to a weaving course cus I liked weaving belts and wanna try more > all goes well for awhile since there were only two weaving stands so we did our projects alone outside if class hours > one day though there wasn't much to be taught in class hour, so everybody starts to have chitchat about their lives > those are all women, but all they talk about are their careers and how le checking successful they are > can't leave cus it would look awkward > start feeling dread and sweating profusely already > suddenly they all turn to me "Nona, what about you, what do you do with your life?" > "Uh oh I... Uh mm... Nothing... *incoherent sounds*" (I watch anime and play vidya mostly, can't tell those girlbosses that) > Start actually shaking cause I flunked out of college and couldn't ever find a a full time job. > See the absolute scorn and confusion in their eyes > Fall ill and get premature periods from nervous breakdown when I get home. Nice now I can never go back there. Why do I have to suffer like this just to engage in any sort of hobby. Life is too cruel.
Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:50:43 No.79364258 [Reply] > be autistic foid > go to a weaving course cus I liked weaving belts and wanna try more > all goes well for awhile since there were only two weaving stands so we did our projects alone outside if class hours > one day though there wasn't much to be taught in class hour, so everybody starts to have chitchat about their lives > those are all women, but all they talk about are their careers and how le checking successful they are > can't leave cus it would look awkward > start feeling dread and sweating profusely already > suddenly they all turn to me "Nona, what about you, what do you do with your life?" > "Uh oh I... Uh mm... Nothing... *incoherent sounds*" (I watch anime and play vidya mostly, can't tell those girlbosses that) > Start actually shaking cause I flunked out of college and couldn't ever find a a full time job. > See the absolute scorn and confusion in their eyes > Fall ill and get premature periods from nervous breakdown when I get home. Nice now I can never go back there. Why do I have to suffer like this just to engage in any sort of hobby. Life is too cruel.

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Anon Hates Dirty Boomers | /r/Greentext

I'm saving up for that. Yes I have a job. Why are boomers so f------ dirty and messy Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:45:04 No.79366785 [Reply] >>79366805 I notice that boomers generally tend to not f------ care about basic organization and cleanliness. Ever notice how boomers will literally just throw random s--- into a storage space and let it collect dust? Like they never try to compartmentalize or organized shelves or boxes. They just kinda.... Throw s--- and leave it. When I bring it up they go "oh but I don't have the time......." Or "oh it's fine" and I'll watch my dad struggle to find some random s--- lodged waaay in the back Sometimes my f------ parents will forget about s--- like random bits of food spilled on the counter and ants will gather around some food stain or something and I'll have to wipe it up like jesus f--- why do they behave like this they'll leave some stain in the kitchen trash bin and f------ insects fester on it I need to bring it out and spray it with a hose and soap Absolutely SUBHUMAN behavior >Move out of your parents house I f------ hate dirty boomers. They aren't human.
I'm saving up for that. Yes I have a job. Why are boomers so f------ dirty and messy Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:45:04 No.79366785 [Reply] >>79366805 I notice that boomers generally tend to not f------ care about basic organization and cleanliness. Ever notice how boomers will literally just throw random s--- into a storage space and let it collect dust? Like they never try to compartmentalize or organized shelves or boxes. They just kinda.... Throw s--- and leave it. When I bring it up they go "oh but I don't have the time......." Or "oh it's fine" and I'll watch my dad struggle to find some random s--- lodged waaay in the back Sometimes my f------ parents will forget about s--- like random bits of food spilled on the counter and ants will gather around some food stain or something and I'll have to wipe it up like jesus f--- why do they behave like this they'll leave some stain in the kitchen trash bin and f------ insects fester on it I need to bring it out and spray it with a hose and soap Absolutely SUBHUMAN behavior >Move out of your parents house I f------ hate dirty boomers. They aren't human.

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Can confirm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 >be me >have schizophrenia >be constantly bombarded with hallucinations and voices >constantly paranoid and suspicious of everyone >but one day, I realized that my hallucinations and voices were actually trying to help me >they were trying to warn me of danger, and help me avoid it >I started to listen to them, and I found that I could use them to my advantage >I started to learn how to control my hallucinations, and use them to help me in my everyday life >now, I can use my hallucinations to help me find hidden things, and to warn me of danger >I can even use them to help me communicate with other people who have schizophrenia >I am the most powerful person with schizophrenia, and I use my abilities to help others with the condition.
Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 >be me >have schizophrenia >be constantly bombarded with hallucinations and voices >constantly paranoid and suspicious of everyone >but one day, I realized that my hallucinations and voices were actually trying to help me >they were trying to warn me of danger, and help me avoid it >I started to listen to them, and I found that I could use them to my advantage >I started to learn how to control my hallucinations, and use them to help me in my everyday life >now, I can use my hallucinations to help me find hidden things, and to warn me of danger >I can even use them to help me communicate with other people who have schizophrenia >I am the most powerful person with schizophrenia, and I use my abilities to help others with the condition.

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Anon nods someone | /r/Greentext

M 41 KB PNG >walk drunkenly to mcdonalds >put my order in at the kiosk >local hobos meandering around and talking to themselves >one shirtless black dude angrily making noises to everyone there >looks me in the eye and says some more non-language noises >i look him in the eyes and give him a head nod >he nods back >drops the angry yelling and just eats >sits across the restaurant from me but keeps nodding whenever we make eye contact >buy him a quarter pounder as i leave >he gives me a nod hope i see my mcbro again
M 41 KB PNG >walk drunkenly to mcdonalds >put my order in at the kiosk >local hobos meandering around and talking to themselves >one shirtless black dude angrily making noises to everyone there >looks me in the eye and says some more non-language noises >i look him in the eyes and give him a head nod >he nods back >drops the angry yelling and just eats >sits across the restaurant from me but keeps nodding whenever we make eye contact >buy him a quarter pounder as i leave >he gives me a nod hope i see my mcbro again

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Anon should be lobotomized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Never watch Mommy asmr 43 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)21:12:45 No.79365783 >Be me >Be sleepy >Watch Mommy succubus asmr for sleep and validation >Have a dream involving my mother >She's wearing ragged clothes which expose her breasts >Says they're ugly >I disagree and say they're beautiful as I begin to play with them >I start sucking and can taste milk >She starts crying, saying that I am special and matter so much to her >Wake up hard as diamonds and horrified >Video is over with repeat button I am never watching that s--- ever again. Gonna pray, ask for forgiveness, and run 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Never watch Mommy asmr 43 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)21:12:45 No.79365783 >Be me >Be sleepy >Watch Mommy succubus asmr for sleep and validation >Have a dream involving my mother >She's wearing ragged clothes which expose her breasts >Says they're ugly >I disagree and say they're beautiful as I begin to play with them >I start sucking and can taste milk >She starts crying, saying that I am special and matter so much to her >Wake up hard as diamonds and horrified >Video is over with repeat button I am never watching that s--- ever again. Gonna pray, ask for forgiveness, and run 2 Replies View Thread

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worse aim than my ranked teammates | /r/Greentext

1/3 qh8vCg86 (OP) US • 1h (07/14/24 20:51) 474212799 51 Re 11 lmg JPG 4KB (250x140) 1721001754684810s.jpg 31 Replies >decide to assassinate the president >have clear shot at a man who is the size of a city block >have ridiculous amount of time to aim and take shot >miss >miss >miss >miss >hit 3 randos instead thank you Ree Tardy Oswald 000
1/3 qh8vCg86 (OP) US • 1h (07/14/24 20:51) 474212799 51 Re 11 lmg JPG 4KB (250x140) 1721001754684810s.jpg 31 Replies >decide to assassinate the president >have clear shot at a man who is the size of a city block >have ridiculous amount of time to aim and take shot >miss >miss >miss >miss >hit 3 randos instead thank you Ree Tardy Oswald 000

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Anon asks How the hell did she do worse than Hillary | /r/Greentext

>performed worse than Hillary HOW?
>performed worse than Hillary HOW?

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anon has a history question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:31:36 No.927020765 >be a Mesopotamian 5,000 yrs ago >some crazy old dude is saying the earth is finna flood >he spends years making a giant boat in the middle of the desert >Imao what a f------ idiot >one day see millions of animals walking into the boat >they're all in a line miles long walking 2 by 2 like cultists or some s--- >most of them don't even live on this continent >shrug and go on making fun of Noah lol he's such a f------ dumbass Why didn't the arabs believe noah? were they stupid?
Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:31:36 No.927020765 >be a Mesopotamian 5,000 yrs ago >some crazy old dude is saying the earth is finna flood >he spends years making a giant boat in the middle of the desert >Imao what a f------ idiot >one day see millions of animals walking into the boat >they're all in a line miles long walking 2 by 2 like cultists or some s--- >most of them don't even live on this continent >shrug and go on making fun of Noah lol he's such a f------ dumbass Why didn't the arabs believe noah? were they stupid?

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anon questions America | /r/Greentext

republican-presidential-candidate-former-president-donald-news-photo- 1721157463.jpg 30 KB JPG >only beats women What did America mean by this?
republican-presidential-candidate-former-president-donald-news-photo- 1721157463.jpg 30 KB JPG >only beats women What did America mean by this?

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Anon about his sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EVERY THIRD HETERO COUPLE Did you check Out that Salon article Isent everyone? THE MOST RACIST MAN ALIVE 125 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)01:46:56 No.79359019 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible
: Anonymous EVERY THIRD HETERO COUPLE Did you check Out that Salon article Isent everyone? THE MOST RACIST MAN ALIVE 125 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)01:46:56 No.79359019 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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Anon Hates Older Sisters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)15:16:56 No.79359019 [Reply] >>79360062 >>79360171 >>79361076 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible
☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)15:16:56 No.79359019 [Reply] >>79360062 >>79360171 >>79361076 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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Anon is hopeful for humanity's future | /r/Greentext

: Eritrean American 32 KB JPG 11/04/24(Mon)21:50:44 No.204202692 >mfw I believed that there would always be conflicts and wars for as long as humans existed because we are naturally tribalistic >mfw I realise that the only reason we believe this is because human civilization is a recent concept in the million years of hunter-gatherer lifestyle and we just never caught up with our own progress >Alongside this is the fact that violence is generally a social construct that we somehow convinced ourselves is a status quo and if we got rid of that thinking, only then will we be able to solve our problems peacefully. >And I do believe that as humans further progress and expand beyond our little planet, we would slowly lose this type of thinking and become pacifist creatures. >mfw even though I accept that I would never see this future in my lifetime, I could at least live happily knowing that at some point, humanity would see a time where there will be no conflicts and violence.
: Eritrean American 32 KB JPG 11/04/24(Mon)21:50:44 No.204202692 >mfw I believed that there would always be conflicts and wars for as long as humans existed because we are naturally tribalistic >mfw I realise that the only reason we believe this is because human civilization is a recent concept in the million years of hunter-gatherer lifestyle and we just never caught up with our own progress >Alongside this is the fact that violence is generally a social construct that we somehow convinced ourselves is a status quo and if we got rid of that thinking, only then will we be able to solve our problems peacefully. >And I do believe that as humans further progress and expand beyond our little planet, we would slowly lose this type of thinking and become pacifist creatures. >mfw even though I accept that I would never see this future in my lifetime, I could at least live happily knowing that at some point, humanity would see a time where there will be no conflicts and violence.

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Anons gf sees a dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)19:50:14 No.927007439 59 KB JPG >be me >Talking with gf about her upcoming drs appointment to ask for Adderall >Tell her to bring up her symptoms and not mention TikTok >Tell her to dye her hair back to her natural hair color and take out her septum piercings >"Why would I do that" Mfw trying to explain to my girl that looking like a retarded sjw in real life has consequences
: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)19:50:14 No.927007439 59 KB JPG >be me >Talking with gf about her upcoming drs appointment to ask for Adderall >Tell her to bring up her symptoms and not mention TikTok >Tell her to dye her hair back to her natural hair color and take out her septum piercings >"Why would I do that" Mfw trying to explain to my girl that looking like a retarded sjw in real life has consequences

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It's always the one you really want... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)13:57:48 No.693758504 Just 1.1 MB JPG >game has dating mechanics >doesn't let you date the best girl
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)13:57:48 No.693758504 Just 1.1 MB JPG >game has dating mechanics >doesn't let you date the best girl

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Anon talks about Adults | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 16:38:12 No.204199133 >there are "people" out there, grown adults, who treat video game stories and anime as if they're equivalent to reading a book or watching a movie 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 16:38:12 No.204199133 >there are "people" out there, grown adults, who treat video game stories and anime as if they're equivalent to reading a book or watching a movie 60 KB JPG

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anon realizes women are harsh | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 392 KB JPG 11/05/24(Tue)10:40:52 No.926984846 >be me >not chad, average 4chan basement dweller >in college >with gf, find out from our friend that some other men have crushes on her >names all the men >gf keeps saying ewwwwww and ughhhhh ewwww >realize most of the women here have standards >most of the men here are ugly, one looks like a naked mole rat crossed with a human, another is a landwhale, some stalk the women here >some are ugly jews >others are violent autists who punch and throw stuff at people >every woman here dates the hot or attractive men >mfw i am attractive >mfw those ugly men will never get laid >feel kind of bad, but not really damn, I didn't know women could be so harsh. I thought it was all a joke, now I feel like most women hate ugly autists
: Anonymous 392 KB JPG 11/05/24(Tue)10:40:52 No.926984846 >be me >not chad, average 4chan basement dweller >in college >with gf, find out from our friend that some other men have crushes on her >names all the men >gf keeps saying ewwwwww and ughhhhh ewwww >realize most of the women here have standards >most of the men here are ugly, one looks like a naked mole rat crossed with a human, another is a landwhale, some stalk the women here >some are ugly jews >others are violent autists who punch and throw stuff at people >every woman here dates the hot or attractive men >mfw i am attractive >mfw those ugly men will never get laid >feel kind of bad, but not really damn, I didn't know women could be so harsh. I thought it was all a joke, now I feel like most women hate ugly autists

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Anon makes some financial moves. | /r/Greentext

File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.
File: bigschiz.jpg (109 KB, 1016x926) A SCHIZOPHRENIC RACIST IS TALKING listen and learn Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:19:18 No.79353744 ►>>79353799 >>79353807 >be me go to site of one of my favorite brands >use keywords to search for items instead of navigation links >find last years version of what I wanted (it's already 40% off) >apply coupon code they sent me because I signed up for texts >capital one app finds another code I can use >apply some points I have on the site from previous purchases >end up getting a $250 item for $25 >pay for it with a credit card that gives me 1.5% cash back on the purchase >get item >list it on ebay for $200 >end up with $154 total profit after ebay takes their 12% cut >buyer files a return stating item not as described >ebay immediately grants them a refund (it comes out of my checking account) >buyer sends me back a box full of old newspapers and keeps the item >I have no recourse short of paying an attorney thousands of dollars to sue ebay This is the greatest goddam country on earth.

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