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Anon goes to homecoming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)00:07:10 No.789958785 >Be me in highschool >Sunny day in January >Chilling in the cafeteria with my friends >7/10 girl from math walks up to me 34 KB JPG >She asks if I wanna go to homecoming with her >Get super excited and agree >She walks away >Why is homecoming in January? >Try to ask one of my friends when homecoming is >They dont answer >Wait no >Mfw I woke up
: Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)00:07:10 No.789958785 >Be me in highschool >Sunny day in January >Chilling in the cafeteria with my friends >7/10 girl from math walks up to me 34 KB JPG >She asks if I wanna go to homecoming with her >Get super excited and agree >She walks away >Why is homecoming in January? >Try to ask one of my friends when homecoming is >They dont answer >Wait no >Mfw I woke up

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anon is autischad | /r/Greentext


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Anon has $1,000,000 | /r/Greentext


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We will never win | /r/Greentext


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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext


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Anon watches Smosh | /r/Greentext


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Anon Stops being a land whale. | /r/Greentext


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Anon ends up in a win-win situation | /r/Greentext


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Anon's mum needs to print something | /r/Greentext

File: pc 4 story jpg (5 KB, 253x199) Anonymous (ID: qsOVXED7 ) 09/14/14(Sun)13:59:27 No.568666427 [Reply] I have a story for you >my mom comes home after work >she needs to use the computer >the internet starts messing up and she gets mad >she calls me downstairs and asks me why its being slow >i told her to restart it >windows needs to update and it takes a while >after the incident she calls my old nanny and her best friend the "computer expert" >she shows her the issues and everything is working fine >she then tries to print something and it didnt work >she gets upset and i offer help >"YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU BROKE THIS WITH YOUR GAMES!" > i told her i got the games through steam and that was impossible >Our so called expert decides to wiegh in >"kid every time you download a game it has a virus. even on steam downloads are just links with malware" >i go upstairs because they are being retarded >they give up and say they will fix it tomorrow >i go downstairs and the printer was just out of ink and that is how i lost faith in humanity
File: pc 4 story jpg (5 KB, 253x199) Anonymous (ID: qsOVXED7 ) 09/14/14(Sun)13:59:27 No.568666427 [Reply] I have a story for you >my mom comes home after work >she needs to use the computer >the internet starts messing up and she gets mad >she calls me downstairs and asks me why its being slow >i told her to restart it >windows needs to update and it takes a while >after the incident she calls my old nanny and her best friend the "computer expert" >she shows her the issues and everything is working fine >she then tries to print something and it didnt work >she gets upset and i offer help >"YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU BROKE THIS WITH YOUR GAMES!" > i told her i got the games through steam and that was impossible >Our so called expert decides to wiegh in >"kid every time you download a game it has a virus. even on steam downloads are just links with malware" >i go upstairs because they are being retarded >they give up and say they will fix it tomorrow >i go downstairs and the printer was just out of ink and that is how i lost faith in humanity

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Anon calls a sex line. | /r/Greentext

1• #752755361 12/2/17, 8:32 PM >Decide to call a sex line today >Girl with a really sweet voice picks up >Ask her what she's wearing, etc, etc. >She tells me that she's in college >She mentions that there are a lot of communists and SJW's at her school >End up spending about 40 minutes talking about how SJW's suck and how communism will never work off of paper I jacked off the whole time, but I was honestly more interested in the conversation
1• #752755361 12/2/17, 8:32 PM >Decide to call a sex line today >Girl with a really sweet voice picks up >Ask her what she's wearing, etc, etc. >She tells me that she's in college >She mentions that there are a lot of communists and SJW's at her school >End up spending about 40 minutes talking about how SJW's suck and how communism will never work off of paper I jacked off the whole time, but I was honestly more interested in the conversation

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: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)13:36:46 No.442918 >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed 107 KB JPG -44291943 #
Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)13:36:46 No.442918 >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed 107 KB JPG -44291943 #

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Anon is sadboi | /r/Greentext

File: 1532036802939.png (64 KB, 507x540) O Anonymous 07/28/18(Sat)18:38:13 No.775651685 [Reply] >be me What have I done to deserve this
File: 1532036802939.png (64 KB, 507x540) O Anonymous 07/28/18(Sat)18:38:13 No.775651685 [Reply] >be me What have I done to deserve this

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Anon goes on a walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)06:57:46 No.870579614 >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >be walking down street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before I left the house >check feet >l've got shoes on >everything worked out just fine in the end 31 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/13/22(Thu)06:57:46 No.870579614 >be me >be yesterday or last week or something >be walking down street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before I left the house >check feet >l've got shoes on >everything worked out just fine in the end 31 KB PNG

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