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: Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)01:42:59 No.208489984 >get stuck in a store with just her all night long What do? >>208489984 (OP) # Hide from her while I'm trying on women's lingerie Avoid her all night. Women scare me >>208489984 (OP) # Creep on her when she's changing after I 'accidentally' spill a drink on her >>208489984 (OP) # >ignore her as I rip open hoards of pokemon/yugioh card packs I'd talk to her about FBI crime statistics.
: Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)01:42:59 No.208489984 >get stuck in a store with just her all night long What do? >>208489984 (OP) # Hide from her while I'm trying on women's lingerie Avoid her all night. Women scare me >>208489984 (OP) # Creep on her when she's changing after I 'accidentally' spill a drink on her >>208489984 (OP) # >ignore her as I rip open hoards of pokemon/yugioh card packs I'd talk to her about FBI crime statistics.

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Anon holds job interviews. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are white foids like this? 02/17/25(Mon)01:39:52 No.80385023 Phaving fun >enjoying life friends >paypal me with my best el am not like the other girls shaunces H am 00 bita se vody to 700 >Tattoo >girls power Asian food bec >I love travelling >tinder 40 KB PNG >Be me >White guy >Own insanely profitable happy ending massage parlour >All of the chicks who work for me are Asian or Latina >The chicks who work full time are earning 6 figures >Been wanting to hire some white chicks to get some variety, might be good for business >I reach out to some local white sluts who have Onlyfans accounts to try hire them >They only have a handful of subscribers, so I figured they'd be interested in earning more money >Plus if they're on OF, they're already w-----, so they shouldn't mind working for me >I brought 5 of them in for interviews >I ask them how much they earn from OF >All of them were earning $150 a month or less >However none of them want to work for me and earn 6 figure salaries giving guys handjobs, b------- and footjobs >All of them say they'd rather stick to OF and wait for it to "blow up." >Their OF accounts will never "blow up" because they only gain about 10 subscribers every 6 months if they're lucky I don't understand the mindset of white women. They don't mind w------ themselves on the internet, performing every perverse act known to man for a measly $80 a month. But suddenly when it comes to doing very mild sex stuff in a real life setting, even for insanely good money, they all turn into prudish asexual puritans. It's so bizarre. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Why are white foids like this? 02/17/25(Mon)01:39:52 No.80385023 Phaving fun >enjoying life friends >paypal me with my best el am not like the other girls shaunces H am 00 bita se vody to 700 >Tattoo >girls power Asian food bec >I love travelling >tinder 40 KB PNG >Be me >White guy >Own insanely profitable happy ending massage parlour >All of the chicks who work for me are Asian or Latina >The chicks who work full time are earning 6 figures >Been wanting to hire some white chicks to get some variety, might be good for business >I reach out to some local white sluts who have Onlyfans accounts to try hire them >They only have a handful of subscribers, so I figured they'd be interested in earning more money >Plus if they're on OF, they're already w-----, so they shouldn't mind working for me >I brought 5 of them in for interviews >I ask them how much they earn from OF >All of them were earning $150 a month or less >However none of them want to work for me and earn 6 figure salaries giving guys handjobs, b------- and footjobs >All of them say they'd rather stick to OF and wait for it to "blow up." >Their OF accounts will never "blow up" because they only gain about 10 subscribers every 6 months if they're lucky I don't understand the mindset of white women. They don't mind w------ themselves on the internet, performing every perverse act known to man for a measly $80 a month. But suddenly when it comes to doing very mild sex stuff in a real life setting, even for insanely good money, they all turn into prudish asexual puritans. It's so bizarre. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon doesn't like Robert Downey Jr. | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 >>201929315 >>201929853 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP). >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have tons of stories to mine from >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.
☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 >>201929315 >>201929853 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP). >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have tons of stories to mine from >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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Anon Loves Agility | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)22:03:08 No.80382532 [Reply] >>80382564 >>80382595>>80382822 It's so strange how agility is useless in games In real life it'd be by far the most important status no matter your class >tank A tank is meaningless if he can't keep up with the enemy. The enemy would just kill their allies first >mage If you can't run you'll be dead just after the first spell >supporter Same as above >barbarian No matter your strength if the enemy is faster he can just dodge until you're tired
Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)22:03:08 No.80382532 [Reply] >>80382564 >>80382595>>80382822 It's so strange how agility is useless in games In real life it'd be by far the most important status no matter your class >tank A tank is meaningless if he can't keep up with the enemy. The enemy would just kill their allies first >mage If you can't run you'll be dead just after the first spell >supporter Same as above >barbarian No matter your strength if the enemy is faster he can just dodge until you're tired

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Anon can’t fathom how hecking awesome reddit is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.52 MB PNG 02/15/24(Sun)03:52:50 No.78624 >Be me, Reddit thread >Top comment: mildly amusing >Preceding comment: similar, but with a slightly humorous twist >Next 8 comments: same joke, progressively less funny why are reddit users like this?
: Anonymous 1.52 MB PNG 02/15/24(Sun)03:52:50 No.78624 >Be me, Reddit thread >Top comment: mildly amusing >Preceding comment: similar, but with a slightly humorous twist >Next 8 comments: same joke, progressively less funny why are reddit users like this?

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My Comrade | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xahLGWW+) Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:10 No.497664805 Replace Zelensky with Putin and Ukrainians with Russians Anonymous (ID: 8qAR/IV9 ) >>497664805 Found the Russian 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:51 No.497664854
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xahLGWW+) Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:10 No.497664805 Replace Zelensky with Putin and Ukrainians with Russians Anonymous (ID: 8qAR/IV9 ) >>497664805 Found the Russian 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:51 No.497664854

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Anon isn't gay guys | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)23:56:27 No.78091555 File: f.jpg (114 KB, 731x511) IN 114 KB JPG >>78091535 I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be f----- by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get f----- and swallow some c-- and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay s--- afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm attracted to men at all really.
☐ Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)23:56:27 No.78091555 File: f.jpg (114 KB, 731x511) IN 114 KB JPG >>78091535 I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be f----- by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get f----- and swallow some c-- and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay s--- afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm attracted to men at all really.

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Anon hates taxes | /r/Greentext

05862538-EA34-42E7-8199-Eng(174 KB, 750x1060) 9999 yandex job wait ⚫ PUREXBOX Xbox Fan Wins 'Game Pass For Life', But Shockingly Declines The Prize ♥ Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:29:42 No.658918440 >>658918619 >>658921256 >>win free games for life >sorry goy you need to pay taxes on your hypothetical earnings Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:31:29 No.658918619 >>658918735 Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:58:35 No.658021397 1541743929400.jpg A (19 KB. 306x243) google yandex indo wa B >>658918440 (OP) How much was the tax? >company wants to give you >"humdur you now have to pay us god i hate the government Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:32:36 No.658918735 >>658919295 >>658919396 >>658919548 >>658919985 >>658920528 >>658020917 >>658921130 >>658918619 >In a post on r/Microsoft Rewards, Elvite explained that had they accepted the prize, they would have $7,300 of added taxable income to their 2023 taxes, which would have required them to pay about $1,752 more on their federal tax bill on top of state income tax. Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:35:12 No.658918985 >accept free prize >money stolen In the laaaaanndddd of le frescsecse aaannnddddd thhheeeeee hooooooommmmeeee of ttttthhhhhheeeeeee fffffaaaaaaaaaaaa Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:35:36 No.658919028 >>658919661 >>658920258 How can something free be taxed? Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:38:18 No.658919295 >>658919440 >>658918735 O! SAY CAN YOU SEE Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:21 No.658919387 huh how the f--- are games that are not resellable taxable Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:25 No.658919396 nia.png (438 KB, 550x566) google vandex job wait >>658918735 DO AMERICANS REALLY? Better not leverage those costs to the trillion dollar megacorp Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:42 No.658019428 >>658919742 >>658919818 The prize should be gamepass for life +1752 dollars Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:44:21 No.658919908 "This prize has no actual cash value unless the IRS comes asking." Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:54:10 No.658920917 >>658918735 why are you locked in the bathroom
05862538-EA34-42E7-8199-Eng(174 KB, 750x1060) 9999 yandex job wait ⚫ PUREXBOX Xbox Fan Wins 'Game Pass For Life', But Shockingly Declines The Prize ♥ Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:29:42 No.658918440 >>658918619 >>658921256 >>win free games for life >sorry goy you need to pay taxes on your hypothetical earnings Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:31:29 No.658918619 >>658918735 Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:58:35 No.658021397 1541743929400.jpg A (19 KB. 306x243) google yandex indo wa B >>658918440 (OP) How much was the tax? >company wants to give you >"humdur you now have to pay us god i hate the government Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:32:36 No.658918735 >>658919295 >>658919396 >>658919548 >>658919985 >>658920528 >>658020917 >>658921130 >>658918619 >In a post on r/Microsoft Rewards, Elvite explained that had they accepted the prize, they would have $7,300 of added taxable income to their 2023 taxes, which would have required them to pay about $1,752 more on their federal tax bill on top of state income tax. Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:35:12 No.658918985 >accept free prize >money stolen In the laaaaanndddd of le frescsecse aaannnddddd thhheeeeee hooooooommmmeeee of ttttthhhhhheeeeeee fffffaaaaaaaaaaaa Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:35:36 No.658919028 >>658919661 >>658920258 How can something free be taxed? Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:38:18 No.658919295 >>658919440 >>658918735 O! SAY CAN YOU SEE Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:21 No.658919387 huh how the f--- are games that are not resellable taxable Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:25 No.658919396 nia.png (438 KB, 550x566) google vandex job wait >>658918735 DO AMERICANS REALLY? Better not leverage those costs to the trillion dollar megacorp Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:39:42 No.658019428 >>658919742 >>658919818 The prize should be gamepass for life +1752 dollars Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:44:21 No.658919908 "This prize has no actual cash value unless the IRS comes asking." Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:54:10 No.658920917 >>658918735 why are you locked in the bathroom

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Be grateful towards parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)18:49:11 No.80376332 GDEv7-eWUAAeqtp.png 675 KB PNG >Wake up on sunday expecting to have a good gaming session the whole day >Parents excitedly announce we're going out to eat lunch >Don't want to go butl know they'll make me feel like a d--- for not going I feel like there's no winning with s--- like this. Am I really being an a------ for not going? Or just a p---- for being a people pleaser?
: Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)18:49:11 No.80376332 GDEv7-eWUAAeqtp.png 675 KB PNG >Wake up on sunday expecting to have a good gaming session the whole day >Parents excitedly announce we're going out to eat lunch >Don't want to go butl know they'll make me feel like a d--- for not going I feel like there's no winning with s--- like this. Am I really being an a------ for not going? Or just a p---- for being a people pleaser?

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European Solutions | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?

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Austrianon is prepared for the apocalypse | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

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Anon made a mistake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him
Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

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Secret to success | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)07:12:50 No.702880981 1718428132709115 (1).png 3.37 MB PNG Marvel Rivals is so popular... why? Anonymous such an assortment 02/13/25(Thu)07:14:08 No.702881063 >>702881224 # >>702881938 # >>702885229 # >>702887632 # >>702894136 #
: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)07:12:50 No.702880981 1718428132709115 (1).png 3.37 MB PNG Marvel Rivals is so popular... why? Anonymous such an assortment 02/13/25(Thu)07:14:08 No.702881063 >>702881224 # >>702881938 # >>702885229 # >>702887632 # >>702894136 #

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Anon impersonates a schoolteacher | /r/Greentext

Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up
Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up

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Happy memories | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:48 No.80372699 211 KB PNG My mom broke the wii fit in 2008 Still makes me laugh till this day Anonymous >>80372699 (OP) more like wii fat 02/15/25(Sat)22:36:40 No.80372769
Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)22:27:48 No.80372699 211 KB PNG My mom broke the wii fit in 2008 Still makes me laugh till this day Anonymous >>80372699 (OP) more like wii fat 02/15/25(Sat)22:36:40 No.80372769

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Multiple tabs needed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:57:24 No.703053507 ...IS SO ASS. THIS S---... >game has three wikis Rammiprodnes 60 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)20:57:24 No.703053507 ...IS SO ASS. THIS S---... >game has three wikis Rammiprodnes 60 KB JPG

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