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12:24 ill 26% : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:11:33 No.76623881 TARD JAIL >be me, go to doctor >"there's something wrong with how fat your nuts are" >don't understand the rest >doctor leaves room for a 25 KB JPG min >afraid he'll want to keep touching my balls >want to leave but too afraid I'll be caught before my appointment is finished >try to escape out the window >accidentally break it >panic and start kicking window >whole thing just pops out and falls to the ground >forgot I'm on the 2nd story >too late to turn back now >jump out window, hit ground >foot hurts >alot >remember I'm at a Dr's office >go back inside to get foot looked at >think they won't recognize me >they recognize me >police show up >I'm arrested, charged with destruction of property >foot still hurts, nuts still fat I'm due to show up in court in like a month. What do? I'm too retarded to be trusted with adulthood. : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:16:48 No.76623919 Dude. What thef f---. |||
12:24 ill 26% : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:11:33 No.76623881 TARD JAIL >be me, go to doctor >"there's something wrong with how fat your nuts are" >don't understand the rest >doctor leaves room for a 25 KB JPG min >afraid he'll want to keep touching my balls >want to leave but too afraid I'll be caught before my appointment is finished >try to escape out the window >accidentally break it >panic and start kicking window >whole thing just pops out and falls to the ground >forgot I'm on the 2nd story >too late to turn back now >jump out window, hit ground >foot hurts >alot >remember I'm at a Dr's office >go back inside to get foot looked at >think they won't recognize me >they recognize me >police show up >I'm arrested, charged with destruction of property >foot still hurts, nuts still fat I'm due to show up in court in like a month. What do? I'm too retarded to be trusted with adulthood. : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:16:48 No.76623919 Dude. What thef f---. |||

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File: piyvqltbipj51.png (794 KB, 1080x1210) how tf do i progress from here 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. ☐ life after HS Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:06:01 No.916901845 [Reply] >>916902167 >>916902291 >be me >19, pushing 20 >spend all of my day on my computer or phone >consume fast food all day everyday >graduated HS almost a year ago >lost all my friends and acquaintances after HS >completely isolated, zero friends >never asked a girl out, never had a relationship >decide to lose virginity to some chubby escort because im tired and ashamed of being a virgin >pressured by my family to pursue a future in the medical field that I never want or care about >got rejected from the University I wanted to go to due to poor choices I made in HS >forced to go to a s----- community college >classes are full of older people who i cant relate or make friends with >work a s----- dead-end part time job with no human interaction >continuing to do what i do because i have no other escape >smoke weed everyday to escape the harsh reality of my life and future Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:13:38 No.916902167 >>916901845 (OP) take this advice from someone whos been where you are (now 28 with wife and baby and own home) >quit smoking weed >start saving money and investing it even if its small, always pay yourself first >cut the fast food and start eating real food you will feel way better >if you want to make friends join a local club (something you like, chess, soccer, volleyball, even a church if you are religious) >if you want to find a girl use tinder/bumble/POF its not hard but dont make your world revolve around her either. figure out your own life and who you are as a person first. >lastly make a plan to get a better job, so you can really save more and improve your life. this usually starts with school and networking >get off 4chan and go outside Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:14:41 No.916902206 Knock off the fast food and weed. Youre asking to be poor and suffer doing that. As for the rest f--- if I know. Try vshred and see if it works. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:16:22 No.916902291 >>916901845 (OP) Life is full of disappointment Anon. Find happiness in the present moment, and be content with what you have. Then just live from that place and let your path unfold with grace and gratitude. You're only 20, just be.
File: piyvqltbipj51.png (794 KB, 1080x1210) how tf do i progress from here 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. ☐ life after HS Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:06:01 No.916901845 [Reply] >>916902167 >>916902291 >be me >19, pushing 20 >spend all of my day on my computer or phone >consume fast food all day everyday >graduated HS almost a year ago >lost all my friends and acquaintances after HS >completely isolated, zero friends >never asked a girl out, never had a relationship >decide to lose virginity to some chubby escort because im tired and ashamed of being a virgin >pressured by my family to pursue a future in the medical field that I never want or care about >got rejected from the University I wanted to go to due to poor choices I made in HS >forced to go to a s----- community college >classes are full of older people who i cant relate or make friends with >work a s----- dead-end part time job with no human interaction >continuing to do what i do because i have no other escape >smoke weed everyday to escape the harsh reality of my life and future Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:13:38 No.916902167 >>916901845 (OP) take this advice from someone whos been where you are (now 28 with wife and baby and own home) >quit smoking weed >start saving money and investing it even if its small, always pay yourself first >cut the fast food and start eating real food you will feel way better >if you want to make friends join a local club (something you like, chess, soccer, volleyball, even a church if you are religious) >if you want to find a girl use tinder/bumble/POF its not hard but dont make your world revolve around her either. figure out your own life and who you are as a person first. >lastly make a plan to get a better job, so you can really save more and improve your life. this usually starts with school and networking >get off 4chan and go outside Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:14:41 No.916902206 Knock off the fast food and weed. Youre asking to be poor and suffer doing that. As for the rest f--- if I know. Try vshred and see if it works. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:16:22 No.916902291 >>916901845 (OP) Life is full of disappointment Anon. Find happiness in the present moment, and be content with what you have. Then just live from that place and let your path unfold with grace and gratitude. You're only 20, just be.

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Always love yourself more than you love a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)19:21:16 No.31065223 >ask girlfriend to get married >she says she wants to but ask me how much I have in my bank account and what's my yearly salary (around 50k per year) >claims that It's too little, that her mom's married out of love and she always had a miserable life >try to explain my investments and my retire plan >breaks up with me on the spot because "that's not the life she wants" >FFW >She is now with a new guy >Common friend tells me the new guy is verbally abusive, limit her wardrobe and cheats on her with a femboy >she refuse to leave him because his family is rich >TFW My only hope is that she will never regret this, and if she does she won't come back to me, because I won't take her back, I love her but I love more. I want her to be happy but deep down I know that happiness mustn't be with me.
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)19:21:16 No.31065223 >ask girlfriend to get married >she says she wants to but ask me how much I have in my bank account and what's my yearly salary (around 50k per year) >claims that It's too little, that her mom's married out of love and she always had a miserable life >try to explain my investments and my retire plan >breaks up with me on the spot because "that's not the life she wants" >FFW >She is now with a new guy >Common friend tells me the new guy is verbally abusive, limit her wardrobe and cheats on her with a femboy >she refuse to leave him because his family is rich >TFW My only hope is that she will never regret this, and if she does she won't come back to me, because I won't take her back, I love her but I love more. I want her to be happy but deep down I know that happiness mustn't be with me.

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The Library Experience | /r/Greentext

File: image1.png (176 KB, 510x490) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:24:53 No.916900085 >be me >regularly go to my local library >every time i go i use computer 10 >i love computer 10 >strange homoerotic relationship with this computer >use this computer every day >play many inapropriate games on computer 10 >i think it enjoys it as much as i do >look up some spicy content >this one kid who i talked to a couple times approaches me >he's holding his nokia >he's recording me >realise this, screen at him and aggressively scratch and hiss at him >another win for me and my beautiful computer 10
File: image1.png (176 KB, 510x490) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:24:53 No.916900085 >be me >regularly go to my local library >every time i go i use computer 10 >i love computer 10 >strange homoerotic relationship with this computer >use this computer every day >play many inapropriate games on computer 10 >i think it enjoys it as much as i do >look up some spicy content >this one kid who i talked to a couple times approaches me >he's holding his nokia >he's recording me >realise this, screen at him and aggressively scratch and hiss at him >another win for me and my beautiful computer 10

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Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB JPG 2 Replies 2 Images Anonymous 10 KB PNG Anonymous 78 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:35 No.74051008 >You're gonna love it, Anon... View Thread 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:58 No.74051012 >L-L-Love what, sir?? 04/14/24(Sun)15:45:59 No.74051016 >Why, your future, of course!
Anonymous 140 KB JPG 2 Replies 2 Images Anonymous 10 KB PNG Anonymous 78 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:35 No.74051008 >You're gonna love it, Anon... View Thread 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:58 No.74051012 >L-L-Love what, sir?? 04/14/24(Sun)15:45:59 No.74051016 >Why, your future, of course!

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Anon on the indie game scene | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/05/24(Tue)09:29:34 No.669181068 1704215475753.jpg 163 KB JPG >supposed indie game revolution >no Deus Ex inspired game >no Morrowind inspired game >instead release the 5000th pixelshit roguelike what went wrong?? une pi
Anonymous 03/05/24(Tue)09:29:34 No.669181068 1704215475753.jpg 163 KB JPG >supposed indie game revolution >no Deus Ex inspired game >no Morrowind inspired game >instead release the 5000th pixelshit roguelike what went wrong?? une pi

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)00:10:38 No.77136588 1707043501980935.png 84 KB PNG >make fun of self-harm, wristcutter retards >go out for a smoke >smoke >c-------- >realize Anonymous Have an updoot! this so much this 04/15/24(Mon)00:21:58 No.77136703
: Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)00:10:38 No.77136588 1707043501980935.png 84 KB PNG >make fun of self-harm, wristcutter retards >go out for a smoke >smoke >c-------- >realize Anonymous Have an updoot! this so much this 04/15/24(Mon)00:21:58 No.77136703

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Anon prepares a document | /r/Greentext

>be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this?
>be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this?

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Anon has acquired bf | /r/Greentext

File: 06c2f6b333aaca86855a3f43e(...).jpg (64 KB, 680x680) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:26:33 No.916892366 >be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this? [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [☐ Auto] [Post a Reply]
File: 06c2f6b333aaca86855a3f43e(...).jpg (64 KB, 680x680) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:26:33 No.916892366 >be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this? [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [☐ Auto] [Post a Reply]

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What was his problem? | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-04-14 at (...).png (78 KB, 223x226) 600 Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)10:32:12 No.265428810 >gets criticized once >>265428957 >>265429529 >>265429695 >gains a God complex and becomes the most prolific mass murderer in history, killing people simply for opposing him despite claiming to have good intentions
File: Screenshot 2024-04-14 at (...).png (78 KB, 223x226) 600 Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)10:32:12 No.265428810 >gets criticized once >>265428957 >>265429529 >>265429695 >gains a God complex and becomes the most prolific mass murderer in history, killing people simply for opposing him despite claiming to have good intentions

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Anon picks up a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2df948XV) = 45 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)14:42:26 No.464967700 >be 30 >pick up a girl in a pub >she is 18, still in highschool >my mom and my two sisters call me a pervert and dont wanna see me >her classmates found out and bully her for it Why is society like this? Like it's literally legal, what's wrong with it? Anonymous (ID: DP1Vg+zv) M >>464967700 (OP) # 04/14/24(Sun)14:44:11 No.464967841 my mother called me racist yesterday :( >>464969566 # >>464969647 # >>464972897 # >>464973238 # >>464980840 # >>464981520 # Anonymous (ID: YPWEtErv 04/14/24(Sun)14:44:31 No.464967869 I know this is an unpopular opinion, but when I look at a man and a much younger woman, I immediately wonder if he's that age inside himself. I could never imagine putting up with the s--- of a f------ teenager at 35. I've just lived so much more and it's really difficult to find common ground with zoomers.
Anonymous (ID: 2df948XV) = 45 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)14:42:26 No.464967700 >be 30 >pick up a girl in a pub >she is 18, still in highschool >my mom and my two sisters call me a pervert and dont wanna see me >her classmates found out and bully her for it Why is society like this? Like it's literally legal, what's wrong with it? Anonymous (ID: DP1Vg+zv) M >>464967700 (OP) # 04/14/24(Sun)14:44:11 No.464967841 my mother called me racist yesterday :( >>464969566 # >>464969647 # >>464972897 # >>464973238 # >>464980840 # >>464981520 # Anonymous (ID: YPWEtErv 04/14/24(Sun)14:44:31 No.464967869 I know this is an unpopular opinion, but when I look at a man and a much younger woman, I immediately wonder if he's that age inside himself. I could never imagine putting up with the s--- of a f------ teenager at 35. I've just lived so much more and it's really difficult to find common ground with zoomers.

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Ayatollah Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4/14/2024, 1:25:42 AM No.89437801 16 KB PNG > Be me > Islamic Republic > proud champion of Muslims being oppressed by Jewish state > Fund Islamist group to attack Jewish state > Jewish state starts bombing Muslims > Demand a ceasefire to save the Muslim children > Jewish state attacks the military compound that I set up in the wing of one of my embassies > finally have casus belli to attack Jewish state directly > PaybackTime.jpeg > Jihadi army sends hundreds of drones to attack Jewish state. > Jewish state shoots down most of my drones > other Muslim states shoot down the rest > fail to strike any military targets in the Jewish state > realize I lost hundreds of drones for nothing > find out I managed to kill one (1) person in the Jewish state > she was a Muslim child >mfw
Anonymous 4/14/2024, 1:25:42 AM No.89437801 16 KB PNG > Be me > Islamic Republic > proud champion of Muslims being oppressed by Jewish state > Fund Islamist group to attack Jewish state > Jewish state starts bombing Muslims > Demand a ceasefire to save the Muslim children > Jewish state attacks the military compound that I set up in the wing of one of my embassies > finally have casus belli to attack Jewish state directly > PaybackTime.jpeg > Jihadi army sends hundreds of drones to attack Jewish state. > Jewish state shoots down most of my drones > other Muslim states shoot down the rest > fail to strike any military targets in the Jewish state > realize I lost hundreds of drones for nothing > find out I managed to kill one (1) person in the Jewish state > she was a Muslim child >mfw

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Why are we like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous of it 127 KB PNG ? >everyone loves it >see r/soda 04/14/24(Sun) 21:34:40 No.916872871 >be redditard >see r/neverbrokeabone >they do nothing but idolize milk and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons of it >everyone loves it >see r/hydrohomies >they do nothing but idolize water and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons >make a post there about how I drink 70+ gallons of Coke per year >dozens of comments telling me to slow down and I'm gonna give myself diabetes W--? I thought that was the point of the sub
: Anonymous of it 127 KB PNG ? >everyone loves it >see r/soda 04/14/24(Sun) 21:34:40 No.916872871 >be redditard >see r/neverbrokeabone >they do nothing but idolize milk and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons of it >everyone loves it >see r/hydrohomies >they do nothing but idolize water and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons >make a post there about how I drink 70+ gallons of Coke per year >dozens of comments telling me to slow down and I'm gonna give myself diabetes W--? I thought that was the point of the sub

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Anon drinks a lot of soda | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 127 KB PNG gallons of it ? >everyone loves it >see r/soda 04/14/24(Sun)09:34:40 No.916872871 >be redditard >see r/neverbrokeabone >they do nothing but idolize milk and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons of it >everyone loves it >see r/hydrohomies >they do nothing but idolize water and talk about drinking hundreds of >make a post there about how I drink 70+ gallons of Coke per year >dozens of comments telling me to slow down and I'm gonna give myself diabetes W--? I thought that was the point of the sub
Anonymous 127 KB PNG gallons of it ? >everyone loves it >see r/soda 04/14/24(Sun)09:34:40 No.916872871 >be redditard >see r/neverbrokeabone >they do nothing but idolize milk and talk about drinking hundreds of gallons of it >everyone loves it >see r/hydrohomies >they do nothing but idolize water and talk about drinking hundreds of >make a post there about how I drink 70+ gallons of Coke per year >dozens of comments telling me to slow down and I'm gonna give myself diabetes W--? I thought that was the point of the sub

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Anon wants to die | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 769156213 Why would dead gid Fie A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 3 REASONS WHY 6.7 KB JPG >Depressed teen >Tell parents 2 hr ago >They somehow think f----- 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn't watch the second season >F----- lul >I try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per >wat do 19 REPLIES 8 IMAGES Anonymous 1769156270 >>769156213 (OP) kill urself to prove them wrong lol REPLY 2 hr ago
Anonymous | 769156213 Why would dead gid Fie A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 3 REASONS WHY 6.7 KB JPG >Depressed teen >Tell parents 2 hr ago >They somehow think f----- 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn't watch the second season >F----- lul >I try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per >wat do 19 REPLIES 8 IMAGES Anonymous 1769156270 >>769156213 (OP) kill urself to prove them wrong lol REPLY 2 hr ago

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Anon is too mentally ill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)16:51:08 No.77130116 >have mental health crisis and the hospital forces me into their little crazy room >take all my s--- and make me wear these extremely uncomfortable paper clothes that don't fit correctly >literally there all f------ night waiting for the stupid crisis person to come talk to me >pressure me to start seeing a therapist >get someone who specializes in "dialectic behavior therapy" and "cognitive behavioral therapy" >suppose to help me change my view on life >never talked to anyone about my depression or outlook on life before >they are technically still in college almost done with their master's degree or something >first meet them they are cheery and helpful >as meetings go on it seems like they give less and less feedback and there are long periods of silence during our meetings >we had scheduled 4 appointments in advance, with one of them being a zoom appointment >never get the zoom call >that's kind of weird, something must have come up >call the office and ask about them >"oh they quit" >"they quit?" >"Yes. It was very sudden. We're still trying to move all their clients around. We're sorry we didn't get to you" >keep telling myself they probably just had something else come up >can't shake the feeling that they quit because of me
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)16:51:08 No.77130116 >have mental health crisis and the hospital forces me into their little crazy room >take all my s--- and make me wear these extremely uncomfortable paper clothes that don't fit correctly >literally there all f------ night waiting for the stupid crisis person to come talk to me >pressure me to start seeing a therapist >get someone who specializes in "dialectic behavior therapy" and "cognitive behavioral therapy" >suppose to help me change my view on life >never talked to anyone about my depression or outlook on life before >they are technically still in college almost done with their master's degree or something >first meet them they are cheery and helpful >as meetings go on it seems like they give less and less feedback and there are long periods of silence during our meetings >we had scheduled 4 appointments in advance, with one of them being a zoom appointment >never get the zoom call >that's kind of weird, something must have come up >call the office and ask about them >"oh they quit" >"they quit?" >"Yes. It was very sudden. We're still trying to move all their clients around. We're sorry we didn't get to you" >keep telling myself they probably just had something else come up >can't shake the feeling that they quit because of me

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