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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 5 KB PNG >horny ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)19:50:48 No.77305119 >message femboys and fat women >talk to them about mundane s--- hoping they start sexting with me >hardly ever get that far with any of them >get too horny >start jacking off while texting them >whispering sweet nothings to them because my coomer brain is telling me to >add some sex stuff to the ones that are open with it >nut >post nut clarity hits and on top of my nausea, I'm ashamed at the fact that I'm texting fat women and f------ >ghost them >repeat next time I feel a relapse from nofap coming on Why do I do this to myself? I just busted a big load and my head is clear right now. I'm probably going to use this shame to tell myself I will stop masturbating, but then still do it around 11:50 - before 12 as like a "poetic last c--" thing, have a very unsatisfying session because I've been beating 3 times a day in the past week. Then I'll stop for 3 days, maybe a week, and then the cycle will start again. It wouldn't even be bad if my standards didn't plummet. I'm not attracted to any of the s--- I fap too when I get this horny. I think I have about an hour before the horniness comes back. Help me while I'm still myself.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 5 KB PNG >horny ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)19:50:48 No.77305119 >message femboys and fat women >talk to them about mundane s--- hoping they start sexting with me >hardly ever get that far with any of them >get too horny >start jacking off while texting them >whispering sweet nothings to them because my coomer brain is telling me to >add some sex stuff to the ones that are open with it >nut >post nut clarity hits and on top of my nausea, I'm ashamed at the fact that I'm texting fat women and f------ >ghost them >repeat next time I feel a relapse from nofap coming on Why do I do this to myself? I just busted a big load and my head is clear right now. I'm probably going to use this shame to tell myself I will stop masturbating, but then still do it around 11:50 - before 12 as like a "poetic last c--" thing, have a very unsatisfying session because I've been beating 3 times a day in the past week. Then I'll stop for 3 days, maybe a week, and then the cycle will start again. It wouldn't even be bad if my standards didn't plummet. I'm not attracted to any of the s--- I fap too when I get this horny. I think I have about an hour before the horniness comes back. Help me while I'm still myself.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)20:51:53 No.77305726 82 KB JPG >Be me >Just chilling >Look at the calendar >HOLY F--- IT'S 29.4! I'M TURNING 21 IN 28.11 AND I'M STILLA KISSLESS VIRGIN! I WILL GROW OLD AND UGLY WITHOUT EVER EXPERIENCING THE THOUGHTLESS JOY OF LOVE! I WILL NEVER GET D--- IN MY P---- OR A D--- IN MY A------
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)20:51:53 No.77305726 82 KB JPG >Be me >Just chilling >Look at the calendar >HOLY F--- IT'S 29.4! I'M TURNING 21 IN 28.11 AND I'M STILLA KISSLESS VIRGIN! I WILL GROW OLD AND UGLY WITHOUT EVER EXPERIENCING THE THOUGHTLESS JOY OF LOVE! I WILL NEVER GET D--- IN MY P---- OR A D--- IN MY A------

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Average US politician ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)15:56:24 No.77302698 1.62 MB PNG >Europoors should stop freeloading off American defence spending *S---- in colostomy bag* >Yes, we have interests in fighting Putin because the Europeans don't *Refills insulin pump* >Yes, we have military bases stationed in Europe for those interests *Pops daily Lisinopoxinate pills for heart condition* >Yes, we forced them to pay extortionate prices for our oil and gas and we now export 1.8m b/d to them *Accidentally swallows a fly while talking; Doesn't realise* >Yes, we will still force the EU to act in our interests even if they don't want to, because they are our bitch *Takes sip of 70,00 UDS tax payer funded black coffee* >Now, I shall sign this bill allowing 17Bn USD for defence of our country, Israel. No strings attached. *Dies of old age* At this point its more economically beneficial for EU to join Russia. Things were literally better before the sanctions.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Average US politician ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)15:56:24 No.77302698 1.62 MB PNG >Europoors should stop freeloading off American defence spending *S---- in colostomy bag* >Yes, we have interests in fighting Putin because the Europeans don't *Refills insulin pump* >Yes, we have military bases stationed in Europe for those interests *Pops daily Lisinopoxinate pills for heart condition* >Yes, we forced them to pay extortionate prices for our oil and gas and we now export 1.8m b/d to them *Accidentally swallows a fly while talking; Doesn't realise* >Yes, we will still force the EU to act in our interests even if they don't want to, because they are our bitch *Takes sip of 70,00 UDS tax payer funded black coffee* >Now, I shall sign this bill allowing 17Bn USD for defence of our country, Israel. No strings attached. *Dies of old age* At this point its more economically beneficial for EU to join Russia. Things were literally better before the sanctions.

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: Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)06:12:49 No. 198691567 baron.jpg 9 KB JPG >villain is a tyrant that likes to invade other countries >his name is Vladimir was it necessary for Villeneuve to include modern sociopolitical commentary in this film? : Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)06:20:11 No.198691722 HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR HURRRRRRRR
: Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)06:12:49 No. 198691567 baron.jpg 9 KB JPG >villain is a tyrant that likes to invade other countries >his name is Vladimir was it necessary for Villeneuve to include modern sociopolitical commentary in this film? : Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)06:20:11 No.198691722 HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR HURRRRRRRR

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Anonymous ME WHEN A TRANS WOMAN OF OF COLOR IS SPEAKING 331 KB PNG 04/28/24(Sun)12:50:27 No.196603836 >dad married a filipina woman after mom died >brought her here and lived with us >i left barely after a month because dad was basically treating her like a maid and it was like my dad's personality did a 180 >it also seemed pathetic that my dad stooped so f------ low that i couldnt even look him in the eye anymore >some few years later after she got citizenship, she divorced him and took half of his money and the house that i grew up in >now my dad is living in some run down motel asking me for money for divorce settlements >any hope for generational wealth is now all gone >got a call from my dad a week ago that he says he wants to end it all and that his life is ruined >i guess in the shared disgust and disappointment i had for him, i told him to do it. grab and gun and squeeze the trigger. >haven't gotten a call from him since does this happen in your country
Anonymous ME WHEN A TRANS WOMAN OF OF COLOR IS SPEAKING 331 KB PNG 04/28/24(Sun)12:50:27 No.196603836 >dad married a filipina woman after mom died >brought her here and lived with us >i left barely after a month because dad was basically treating her like a maid and it was like my dad's personality did a 180 >it also seemed pathetic that my dad stooped so f------ low that i couldnt even look him in the eye anymore >some few years later after she got citizenship, she divorced him and took half of his money and the house that i grew up in >now my dad is living in some run down motel asking me for money for divorce settlements >any hope for generational wealth is now all gone >got a call from my dad a week ago that he says he wants to end it all and that his life is ruined >i guess in the shared disgust and disappointment i had for him, i told him to do it. grab and gun and squeeze the trigger. >haven't gotten a call from him since does this happen in your country

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Anonymous PNG | 300.88 KB Sunday 2024-04-28 17:25:45 4 hours ago 77300016 >moved into apartment right on end of building on the second floor >have one neighbor adjacent to mine >only saw him once and it was when I was moving it >it was some kind of Hispanic guy >recognize his car >never see him again >stop seeing his car >later in February, I see a black guy coming out of the apartment >guess he lives here now >never see him again >never see anyone go in there for a long time, always quiet >there is a welcome mat but I never see a car next to mine or hear anyone walk up >suddenly, this zoomer with curly hair walks up with two girls >they're all carrying plastic grocery bags >w-- >later that night, I take my trash out and see an Asian girl coming up the stairs holding a plastic bag >I give her my virgin "Hi there" and she says hello back >her accent indicates she is literally from Asia What the f--- is going on? Are they doing weird sex stuff involving plastic bags??? Who lives in that apartment? 3 Replies 1 Image 3<- REPLY
Anonymous PNG | 300.88 KB Sunday 2024-04-28 17:25:45 4 hours ago 77300016 >moved into apartment right on end of building on the second floor >have one neighbor adjacent to mine >only saw him once and it was when I was moving it >it was some kind of Hispanic guy >recognize his car >never see him again >stop seeing his car >later in February, I see a black guy coming out of the apartment >guess he lives here now >never see him again >never see anyone go in there for a long time, always quiet >there is a welcome mat but I never see a car next to mine or hear anyone walk up >suddenly, this zoomer with curly hair walks up with two girls >they're all carrying plastic grocery bags >w-- >later that night, I take my trash out and see an Asian girl coming up the stairs holding a plastic bag >I give her my virgin "Hi there" and she says hello back >her accent indicates she is literally from Asia What the f--- is going on? Are they doing weird sex stuff involving plastic bags??? Who lives in that apartment? 3 Replies 1 Image 3<- REPLY

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Anonymous Secrets/confession We all ha ve Sec rets 04/27/24(Sat)23:21:15 No.917557363 Post em anons. Share a deep secrets. Get something off your chest. Share a lil 168 KB JPG Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)23:22:23 No.917557407 >>917558858 # Anonymous >>917570133 # 04/28/24(Sun)00:07:55 No.917558858 Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)01:07:10 No.917561187 I shot my girlfriend's ex when she drove to my house for safety, the guy followed her after his tracker in her Honda started pinging. She'd been dating him since freshman year and he had conditioned her to be submissive by beating and threatening her if she'd ever step out of line. He doesn't have much family and it wasn't even mentioned on the news because it was regarded as a small issue where I live. >>917576317 # >>917581419 # Anonymous >>917557363 (OP) # i'm a f-- 04/28/24(Sun)01:10:58 No.917561352
Anonymous Secrets/confession We all ha ve Sec rets 04/27/24(Sat)23:21:15 No.917557363 Post em anons. Share a deep secrets. Get something off your chest. Share a lil 168 KB JPG Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)23:22:23 No.917557407 >>917558858 # Anonymous >>917570133 # 04/28/24(Sun)00:07:55 No.917558858 Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)01:07:10 No.917561187 I shot my girlfriend's ex when she drove to my house for safety, the guy followed her after his tracker in her Honda started pinging. She'd been dating him since freshman year and he had conditioned her to be submissive by beating and threatening her if she'd ever step out of line. He doesn't have much family and it wasn't even mentioned on the news because it was regarded as a small issue where I live. >>917576317 # >>917581419 # Anonymous >>917557363 (OP) # i'm a f-- 04/28/24(Sun)01:10:58 No.917561352

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Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)22:04:52 No.674792780 GREAT BUY! 99 Nutriti Serving 100% NATURAL Arizona GREEN TEA With GINSENG and HONEY Enjoy America's best selling ready-to-drink green tea! AriZona Groon Toa...Where great taste and goodnoss "naturally" come together. Groon tea for its health benefits and nature's natural sweetener, honey. Sue Bee PURE HONEY Great Calories Total Fa Sodium Total Cart Profe Waran C AGREDENT USAG FLERE PRPFLICH-ACT ATTAC WOODBAY W NO d FOR MAINT 20240428_105602118.jpg 2.18 MB JPG >Noooo, games can't have the same $60 price tag because of inflation. >Arizona tea kept the 99 cent price tag for decades. Why do we defend $70 games again? : Anonymous >>674792780 (OP) # you're black 04/28/24(Sun) 22:09:54 No.674793129
Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)22:04:52 No.674792780 GREAT BUY! 99 Nutriti Serving 100% NATURAL Arizona GREEN TEA With GINSENG and HONEY Enjoy America's best selling ready-to-drink green tea! AriZona Groon Toa...Where great taste and goodnoss "naturally" come together. Groon tea for its health benefits and nature's natural sweetener, honey. Sue Bee PURE HONEY Great Calories Total Fa Sodium Total Cart Profe Waran C AGREDENT USAG FLERE PRPFLICH-ACT ATTAC WOODBAY W NO d FOR MAINT 20240428_105602118.jpg 2.18 MB JPG >Noooo, games can't have the same $60 price tag because of inflation. >Arizona tea kept the 99 cent price tag for decades. Why do we defend $70 games again? : Anonymous >>674792780 (OP) # you're black 04/28/24(Sun) 22:09:54 No.674793129

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: Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)07:31:31 No.77140326 >God makes armpits look like p---- >Make them smell like p---- >Make them taste like p---- >Socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like p---- 14 KB GIF I f------ hate society Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 07:38:21 No.77140360 Armpits are factually a sexual organ. >>77140505 # : Anonymous >>77140326 (OP) # 04/15/24(Mon)07:48:55 No.77140408 >Make them smell like p---- I think I am 10 percent more homosexual after reading that
: Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)07:31:31 No.77140326 >God makes armpits look like p---- >Make them smell like p---- >Make them taste like p---- >Socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like p---- 14 KB GIF I f------ hate society Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 07:38:21 No.77140360 Armpits are factually a sexual organ. >>77140505 # : Anonymous >>77140326 (OP) # 04/15/24(Mon)07:48:55 No.77140408 >Make them smell like p---- I think I am 10 percent more homosexual after reading that

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Anonymous I have a confession to make 225 KB JPG LIVE" >my heads perk up 04/27/24(Sat) 18:20:40 No.917546625 >be me >2004, 11 years old >new 10" bedroom TV is hooked up to the cable >11:00 at night watching some late night special >"and at midnight we will have the bare naked ladies performing >ears get fuzzy, there's a stirring in my loins >its_go_time.gif >I give my little guy some attention >anticipation building >there are some scantily clad performers and some risque commercials to keep me going >midnight rolls around, I'm trembling, my ears are warm, my toes curling >"Finally..." >my eyes are glued to the TV >"the moment you've all been waiting for..." >I'm about to burst >"The Barenaked Ladies" >I start to erupt >the curtains open >"Wwit's been, one week since you looked at me..." >pulses of pleasure break through overwhelming confusion and disappointment >I've never felt anything like this before, it's an out of body experience >drops of c-- spewing out of my little guy >my hand is sticky, I slip back into reality >this is it, there's no turning back >four flannel clad Canadian dudes were the subject of my first orgasm >I'll never be neurotypical again >It's been 20 years since I fapped to these, Barenaked Ladies on my bedroom TV
Anonymous I have a confession to make 225 KB JPG LIVE" >my heads perk up 04/27/24(Sat) 18:20:40 No.917546625 >be me >2004, 11 years old >new 10" bedroom TV is hooked up to the cable >11:00 at night watching some late night special >"and at midnight we will have the bare naked ladies performing >ears get fuzzy, there's a stirring in my loins >its_go_time.gif >I give my little guy some attention >anticipation building >there are some scantily clad performers and some risque commercials to keep me going >midnight rolls around, I'm trembling, my ears are warm, my toes curling >"Finally..." >my eyes are glued to the TV >"the moment you've all been waiting for..." >I'm about to burst >"The Barenaked Ladies" >I start to erupt >the curtains open >"Wwit's been, one week since you looked at me..." >pulses of pleasure break through overwhelming confusion and disappointment >I've never felt anything like this before, it's an out of body experience >drops of c-- spewing out of my little guy >my hand is sticky, I slip back into reality >this is it, there's no turning back >four flannel clad Canadian dudes were the subject of my first orgasm >I'll never be neurotypical again >It's been 20 years since I fapped to these, Barenaked Ladies on my bedroom TV

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: Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)09:29:44 No.917574262 is this the site where some of my FAVORITE memes like soyjak and gigachad were created? where are the greentexts though? 15 KB PNG Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)09:30:26 No.917574284 >>917574262 (OP) # no sonny, your looking for leddit >>917574380 # : Anonymous >>917574284 # 04/28/24(Sun)09:33:44 No.917574380 i saw a bunch on r/greentext though : Anonymous yes Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)10:10:46 No.917575433 04/28/24(Sun)10:15:49 No.917575588 >>917574262 (OP) # I will inseminate you : Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)10:24:40 No.917575883 I have a greentext for you OP >be you >massive f----- >make this thread >should've killed my self instead
: Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)09:29:44 No.917574262 is this the site where some of my FAVORITE memes like soyjak and gigachad were created? where are the greentexts though? 15 KB PNG Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)09:30:26 No.917574284 >>917574262 (OP) # no sonny, your looking for leddit >>917574380 # : Anonymous >>917574284 # 04/28/24(Sun)09:33:44 No.917574380 i saw a bunch on r/greentext though : Anonymous yes Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)10:10:46 No.917575433 04/28/24(Sun)10:15:49 No.917575588 >>917574262 (OP) # I will inseminate you : Anonymous 04/28/24(Sun)10:24:40 No.917575883 I have a greentext for you OP >be you >massive f----- >make this thread >should've killed my self instead

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File: Blessed Lord Buddha.png (263 KB, 1068x292) HELL OF BARREN WOMEN 8:46 The Hell for Women Who Can't Have Children | Japanese Buddhist Lore 200 K visualizaciones • hace 1 mes Linfamy 00:00 Empress Kōmyō's Sin 02:05 Sin of Infertility 05:32 Nun Good Can Come of This SOURCES The. Subtítulos 3 capítulos Empress Kōmyō's Sin | Sin of Infertility | Nun Good Can Come of... Buddhism will save the West. Bloodtheism. Anonymous (ID: 90mKxbyF) 04/27/24(Sat) 16:44:18 No.466333975 >Lord Buddha, A---- prince >Buddhism, A---- religion >Europe, A---- land Buddhism must become the official religion of the Third Rome that will be an united Europe. May Lord Buddha bless you with a lot of white kids, my brothers and sisters in the A---- Race.
File: Blessed Lord Buddha.png (263 KB, 1068x292) HELL OF BARREN WOMEN 8:46 The Hell for Women Who Can't Have Children | Japanese Buddhist Lore 200 K visualizaciones • hace 1 mes Linfamy 00:00 Empress Kōmyō's Sin 02:05 Sin of Infertility 05:32 Nun Good Can Come of This SOURCES The. Subtítulos 3 capítulos Empress Kōmyō's Sin | Sin of Infertility | Nun Good Can Come of... Buddhism will save the West. Bloodtheism. Anonymous (ID: 90mKxbyF) 04/27/24(Sat) 16:44:18 No.466333975 >Lord Buddha, A---- prince >Buddhism, A---- religion >Europe, A---- land Buddhism must become the official religion of the Third Rome that will be an united Europe. May Lord Buddha bless you with a lot of white kids, my brothers and sisters in the A---- Race.

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Anonymous Oceangate Titan 04/28/24(Sun)09:04:24 No.917572053 oceangate.jpg 321 KB JPG anyone else think they could have survived this? like I think all they had to do was open the hatch and swim upwards with maybe some extra oxygen tanks it's a really bad situation to be in, but I think I could make it to the surface, with God everything is possible
Anonymous Oceangate Titan 04/28/24(Sun)09:04:24 No.917572053 oceangate.jpg 321 KB JPG anyone else think they could have survived this? like I think all they had to do was open the hatch and swim upwards with maybe some extra oxygen tanks it's a really bad situation to be in, but I think I could make it to the surface, with God everything is possible

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Anonymous 496 KB JPG 06/05/19(Wed)04:32:28 No.66602384 >"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch." >>66602541 # >>66602957 # >>66603023 # >>66604084 # >>66604107 #
Anonymous 496 KB JPG 06/05/19(Wed)04:32:28 No.66602384 >"Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch." >>66602541 # >>66602957 # >>66603023 # >>66604084 # >>66604107 #

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)00:13:56 No.77288790 >Be me >Arguing with a femoid at work >She calls me a typical Ben Shapiro/jordan peterson fanboy >Say I hate Ben Shapiro because he's jewish >Her: "And you're an anti-semite" >Me: "5 seconds ago you implied im a loser for liking ben shapiro. Now im anti-semitic for not liking him, which is it? >Her: "ITS BOTH!" >Me: "No sweety its not. Pick one" >Her: "YOU F------ INCEL LOSER!" >She storms off nearly crying Currently on a 7 day suspension from work, have already got another job lined up. Feels good bro.
Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)00:13:56 No.77288790 >Be me >Arguing with a femoid at work >She calls me a typical Ben Shapiro/jordan peterson fanboy >Say I hate Ben Shapiro because he's jewish >Her: "And you're an anti-semite" >Me: "5 seconds ago you implied im a loser for liking ben shapiro. Now im anti-semitic for not liking him, which is it? >Her: "ITS BOTH!" >Me: "No sweety its not. Pick one" >Her: "YOU F------ INCEL LOSER!" >She storms off nearly crying Currently on a 7 day suspension from work, have already got another job lined up. Feels good bro.

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