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: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anon explains why he doesn't go to anime conventions anymore. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644762 >>75644781 # 1686336060517600.webm (122 KB, 540x404) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait title Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644781 ✓ >>75644843 # >>75644762 # Greentext time no way this is original The only convention I went to ended with me in jail and eventually getting child sex offender status. Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644843 >>75644909 # >>75644923 # >>75644956 # >>75645099 # >>75645150 # >>75645282 # >>75645301 # 1685404971444018.png (683 KB, 600x600) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait O O >>75644781 # >Daisho-con in Wisconsin >Met a girl at the pool who was into anime >Managed to get her to come back to my room with me >We start being lewd with each other >Parents called security on her, used her phone to find where I am and got security to demand I open the door >Very clear that we were cuddling nude >Parents called the police and I got charged with lewd sex acts involving a minor. I knew she was 12. She was clearly very young, but I still did it. I f----- up, I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644762 >>75644781 # 1686336060517600.webm (122 KB, 540x404) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait title Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644781 ✓ >>75644843 # >>75644762 # Greentext time no way this is original The only convention I went to ended with me in jail and eventually getting child sex offender status. Anonymous 1 hour ago No.75644843 >>75644909 # >>75644923 # >>75644956 # >>75645099 # >>75645150 # >>75645282 # >>75645301 # 1685404971444018.png (683 KB, 600x600) google iqdb yandex saucenao wait O O >>75644781 # >Daisho-con in Wisconsin >Met a girl at the pool who was into anime >Managed to get her to come back to my room with me >We start being lewd with each other >Parents called security on her, used her phone to find where I am and got security to demand I open the door >Very clear that we were cuddling nude >Parents called the police and I got charged with lewd sex acts involving a minor. I knew she was 12. She was clearly very young, but I still did it. I f----- up, I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

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Diner Disturbance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Stoogemaxing stories Mata Carles 3 Stoorgy 397 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)19:59:49 No.910307553 >Be me >Heading to local diner with my two fellow stoogemaxers, each of dressed in our best 1950s attire >Enter diner, look at menu, too expensive >Say to my boys "listen up, I gotta plan to get some grub for free!" >Manager must've heard, gives me a weird look >OhAwiseguyeh?.mp3 >Say "whatta you looking at, bub?" Manager approached me with anger in his eyes >As he approaches, I poke him in the eyes and twist his nose >NyuckNyuckNyuck.Jpeg >Manager throws a punch, I dodge, and he hits one of my fellow stoogemaxers behind me >Fight escalates, eventually the fuzz shows up >Copper seed me and my boys twisting the manager's ears and bonking his head with a mallet >Cop runs up, nightstick in hand >YEEEEOOOWWWCHHH!!!.mp3 >After I'm hit, a large bump appears on my head, accompanied by birds >Fellow stoogemaxers gang up on him, pull his underwear over his head >Cop pulls out revolver >Me and fellow stoogemaxers run away, screaming "Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop!" Share you're stories of stoogemaxing my fellow stooges
Anonymous Stoogemaxing stories Mata Carles 3 Stoorgy 397 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)19:59:49 No.910307553 >Be me >Heading to local diner with my two fellow stoogemaxers, each of dressed in our best 1950s attire >Enter diner, look at menu, too expensive >Say to my boys "listen up, I gotta plan to get some grub for free!" >Manager must've heard, gives me a weird look >OhAwiseguyeh?.mp3 >Say "whatta you looking at, bub?" Manager approached me with anger in his eyes >As he approaches, I poke him in the eyes and twist his nose >NyuckNyuckNyuck.Jpeg >Manager throws a punch, I dodge, and he hits one of my fellow stoogemaxers behind me >Fight escalates, eventually the fuzz shows up >Copper seed me and my boys twisting the manager's ears and bonking his head with a mallet >Cop runs up, nightstick in hand >YEEEEOOOWWWCHHH!!!.mp3 >After I'm hit, a large bump appears on my head, accompanied by birds >Fellow stoogemaxers gang up on him, pull his underwear over his head >Cop pulls out revolver >Me and fellow stoogemaxers run away, screaming "Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop!" Share you're stories of stoogemaxing my fellow stooges

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Anonymous (ID: 5a+ap9lm) 12/03/23(Sun)07:38:50 No.19173645 >start playing RDR2 IT'S OVER >holy macaroni this is kino >ride horse off a cliff during prologue because keyboard controls are janky >looked really silly doing that; immersion ruined >uninstall game 135 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: 5a+ap9lm) 12/03/23(Sun)07:38:50 No.19173645 >start playing RDR2 IT'S OVER >holy macaroni this is kino >ride horse off a cliff during prologue because keyboard controls are janky >looked really silly doing that; immersion ruined >uninstall game 135 KB JPG

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Contemplating Creation | /r/Greentext

12/03/23 (Sun)19:54:12 No.910307300 >me and gf >hanging out, getting frisky >tickle her until she pisses herself >she gets really upset but notices that it got me hard >why did this get me hard? >nastiest most animalistic sex we've had in months >both disgusted with ourselves and need to throw out mattress >went home and haven't spoken in a few hours why did God create strange sexbrain fetishes? Anonymous 68 KB JPG
12/03/23 (Sun)19:54:12 No.910307300 >me and gf >hanging out, getting frisky >tickle her until she pisses herself >she gets really upset but notices that it got me hard >why did this get me hard? >nastiest most animalistic sex we've had in months >both disgusted with ourselves and need to throw out mattress >went home and haven't spoken in a few hours why did God create strange sexbrain fetishes? Anonymous 68 KB JPG

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Women's Resilience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG No.75644525 12/03/23(Sun)22:50:10 I was thinking about this today. >a lot of women get stuck with awful men because he gave her vagina the tingles >they will often marry these men and have children with them, thereby becoming even more stuck in the situation >the guy might not even work, or might be really bad with what little money they do have >they are also often lowkey verbally/emotionally abusive to them and the children >she spends years being totally miserable, trying to make the best of a s--- relationship >all because of vagina tingles I know a woman who works 70 hours a week trying to provide for a deadbeat guy and the kid she had with him. The guy treats her like garbage and gets drunk(with beer she had to pay for) everyday. All because he's 6'4".
Anonymous 36 KB JPG No.75644525 12/03/23(Sun)22:50:10 I was thinking about this today. >a lot of women get stuck with awful men because he gave her vagina the tingles >they will often marry these men and have children with them, thereby becoming even more stuck in the situation >the guy might not even work, or might be really bad with what little money they do have >they are also often lowkey verbally/emotionally abusive to them and the children >she spends years being totally miserable, trying to make the best of a s--- relationship >all because of vagina tingles I know a woman who works 70 hours a week trying to provide for a deadbeat guy and the kid she had with him. The guy treats her like garbage and gets drunk(with beer she had to pay for) everyday. All because he's 6'4".

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anon tries reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 03/07/22(Mon)16:49:07 No.67687782 hear you got jew'd" >OP responds calling me antisemitic >call him a f----- >450 downvotes Anonymous >be me >always heard that reddit is awful >curious if the reputation is true >go on reddit for the first time >comment on some guy's post about how his bank stole his money >"damn that sucks man, sorry to >both comments removed by moderator >perm banned from the subreddit >one week ban from reddit Forgive me, I'll never go back >>67687800 # 03/07/22(Mon)16:50:43 No.67687790 redditards are sensitive little cucks Anonymous Well, what did you think was gonna happen? 03/07/22(Mon)16:51:10 No.67687794
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 03/07/22(Mon)16:49:07 No.67687782 hear you got jew'd" >OP responds calling me antisemitic >call him a f----- >450 downvotes Anonymous >be me >always heard that reddit is awful >curious if the reputation is true >go on reddit for the first time >comment on some guy's post about how his bank stole his money >"damn that sucks man, sorry to >both comments removed by moderator >perm banned from the subreddit >one week ban from reddit Forgive me, I'll never go back >>67687800 # 03/07/22(Mon)16:50:43 No.67687790 redditards are sensitive little cucks Anonymous Well, what did you think was gonna happen? 03/07/22(Mon)16:51:10 No.67687794

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Anon dropped out! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 229 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)21:03:24 No.910292798 >be me >barely pass highschool >start university >chemistry major >first two weeks pass by and notice that it's just beyond me >stop going because there's no way i could pass >family thinks i still go there regularly >haven't been there in like a month what do?
: Anonymous 229 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)21:03:24 No.910292798 >be me >barely pass highschool >start university >chemistry major >first two weeks pass by and notice that it's just beyond me >stop going because there's no way i could pass >family thinks i still go there regularly >haven't been there in like a month what do?

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Anon likes farting | /r/Greentext

>be in 8th grade >have secret fart wars with a guy from 7th grade >whenever we pass each other in school we would fart at each other when nobody was around or make slow movements like secret agents to fart unnoticed 41 KB JPG >we make more and more risky maneuvers trying to outfart each other >one day I see him alone standing in the middle of the school yard >sprint towards him, grab him by the jacket and let the most rancid foul fart blast out of my ass >stand there victorious and proud over his shallow husk >suddenly he bursts into tears of laughter >niggawhut? >turn around >headmistress was walking closeby and stands there starring at me with a face of shock and disgust >guy is literally rolling on the floor laughing >I panic and run away with tears in my eyes >this was the day i defeated myself in the fart wars Haven't farted since
>be in 8th grade >have secret fart wars with a guy from 7th grade >whenever we pass each other in school we would fart at each other when nobody was around or make slow movements like secret agents to fart unnoticed 41 KB JPG >we make more and more risky maneuvers trying to outfart each other >one day I see him alone standing in the middle of the school yard >sprint towards him, grab him by the jacket and let the most rancid foul fart blast out of my ass >stand there victorious and proud over his shallow husk >suddenly he bursts into tears of laughter >niggawhut? >turn around >headmistress was walking closeby and stands there starring at me with a face of shock and disgust >guy is literally rolling on the floor laughing >I panic and run away with tears in my eyes >this was the day i defeated myself in the fart wars Haven't farted since

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Anon works at school | /r/Greentext

What will the longterm effects(...) What are the longterm effects of skibidi toilet and similar Gen-A brainrot going to be? So far I can observe that it seems to be giving today's children some kind of ADHD/psychosis. I work in a school and absolutely HATE having to deal with the children who watch this garbage. >Attention span absolutely annihilated >Cannot stay still for 5 seconds, they need stimulation 24/7 84 KB JPG 12/03/23 (Sun)13:52:14 No.450781534 >Constantly yelling "SKIBIDI TOILET YEE YEE" so loud I can hear it down the hall >Think loud sounds and incomprehensible gibberish is the peak of comedy >Zero social skills at all, vocabulary is severely lacking for their ages >Casual cursing and sexual moaning from 5 year olds >Absolutely zero respect, they feel comfortable punching and kicking teachers when they don't get their way Unironically what can be done about this bros? I give thanks to Jesus that I didn't grow up with things like skibidi toilet. We had MLG and stuff like that but it had substance and wasn't literal brainrot like this stuff. Seriously, just look at it. https://youtu.be/oV1Qe_Wcgs8?feature=shared [Open]
What will the longterm effects(...) What are the longterm effects of skibidi toilet and similar Gen-A brainrot going to be? So far I can observe that it seems to be giving today's children some kind of ADHD/psychosis. I work in a school and absolutely HATE having to deal with the children who watch this garbage. >Attention span absolutely annihilated >Cannot stay still for 5 seconds, they need stimulation 24/7 84 KB JPG 12/03/23 (Sun)13:52:14 No.450781534 >Constantly yelling "SKIBIDI TOILET YEE YEE" so loud I can hear it down the hall >Think loud sounds and incomprehensible gibberish is the peak of comedy >Zero social skills at all, vocabulary is severely lacking for their ages >Casual cursing and sexual moaning from 5 year olds >Absolutely zero respect, they feel comfortable punching and kicking teachers when they don't get their way Unironically what can be done about this bros? I give thanks to Jesus that I didn't grow up with things like skibidi toilet. We had MLG and stuff like that but it had substance and wasn't literal brainrot like this stuff. Seriously, just look at it. https://youtu.be/oV1Qe_Wcgs8?feature=shared [Open]

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Anon is an adult | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 OO go to the bank of mummy 7 KB JPG >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.
Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 OO go to the bank of mummy 7 KB JPG >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.

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Anon finally feels happiness | /r/Greentext

File: 048B2CAD-2ADA-436F-8A4B-8(...).gif (55 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)13:25:09 No.11203415 >be me >showering >cat walks into bathroom >jumps in shower >stays in shower >showered with my cat >mfw
File: 048B2CAD-2ADA-436F-8A4B-8(...).gif (55 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)13:25:09 No.11203415 >be me >showering >cat walks into bathroom >jumps in shower >stays in shower >showered with my cat >mfw

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Conversational Mastery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)10:47:59 No.75636518 >Match with cute girl on bumble >Been texting almost non stop the past few days >Confess to her that that i'm a 24 YO KHV and have no relationship experience 20 KB PNG >She says she doesn't mind that >Last night she told me she is getting really attached to me for someone she never met in person os...am I finally gonna make it? It feels surreal. We're supposed to meet up and hang out sometime next week.
Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)10:47:59 No.75636518 >Match with cute girl on bumble >Been texting almost non stop the past few days >Confess to her that that i'm a 24 YO KHV and have no relationship experience 20 KB PNG >She says she doesn't mind that >Last night she told me she is getting really attached to me for someone she never met in person os...am I finally gonna make it? It feels surreal. We're supposed to meet up and hang out sometime next week.

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Anon Finds The One | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.723967 >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" 69 KB JPG >wut.jpg then she points at the dog "She is Kat" Pabout to correct her as she's giggling "It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.
Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.723967 >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" 69 KB JPG >wut.jpg then she points at the dog "She is Kat" Pabout to correct her as she's giggling "It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.

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Unseen Resumes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)13:26:14 No.75638037 >about to graduate >been steady applying for jobs for like 5 months 50 KB JPG >couldn't do internships because was too busy doing summer school >no replies >no replies ever f--- this i should of been a neet
Anonymous 12/03/23(Sun)13:26:14 No.75638037 >about to graduate >been steady applying for jobs for like 5 months 50 KB JPG >couldn't do internships because was too busy doing summer school >no replies >no replies ever f--- this i should of been a neet

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)12:51:09 >mom asked me to go to my sister's house while the plumber is there No.75637644 >doesnt want her alone with the plumber >mom says its for the plumbers safety too, so he doesnt get accused of anything >tell her thats the same reason why i avoid women at work >gets mad at me what kind of hypocritical b------- is this?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/03/23(Sun)12:51:09 >mom asked me to go to my sister's house while the plumber is there No.75637644 >doesnt want her alone with the plumber >mom says its for the plumbers safety too, so he doesnt get accused of anything >tell her thats the same reason why i avoid women at work >gets mad at me what kind of hypocritical b------- is this?

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